"Hooligans!" Before Xu Zixiong could come to his senses, Wu Laihua's voice came from behind, "If you really want to see this inappropriate picture for children, go to the guest room and enjoy it slowly by yourself, don't be in front of us." ”

"Ahh Wu Laihua's words just fell, and before Xu Zixiong could open his mouth to shout injustice, Liu Shuya on the side pointed to the TV screen and shouted, "Sister Laihua, Brother Daxiong, look at it, this woman is really pitiful, she was caught in the vice and shed a lot of blood, and the two men next to her couldn't break a vice, it's really useless!" ”

Hearing Liu Shuya's exclamation, Xu Zixiong and Wu Laihua hurriedly looked at the TV, only to see that the TV was playing the costume martial arts drama "The Invisible Emperor of Smiling Proud Jianghuan", the heroine Wan'er, was framed and was caught in a vice, and the entourage around Wan'er was in a hurry, helping her to break the vice.

Seeing this, Wu Laihua's little face instantly turned red, and he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Xu Zixiong, obviously realizing that he wanted to be crooked just now and wronged Xu Zixiong, and at the same time, he secretly complained to the author of "The Invisible Emperor of Smiling Proud Jianghu" in his heart, "You can't use some words, you have to use uh-huh-ah!" ”

"Huh!" Seeing Wu Laihua's embarrassed appearance, Liu Shuya didn't have so many scruples, she covered her cherry mouth and snickered, and a pair of small eyes looked at her secretly, Xu Zixiong, who was wronged.

Noticing Liu Shuya's gaze, Xu Zixiong showed a wry smile on his face, shook his head without saying a word, and did not say anything to embarrass Wu Laihua.

"Sister Laihua, don't stand still, hurry up and come over and watch "The Invisible Emperor of Smiling Proud Jianghu" with us." Since Xu Zixiong was unwilling to pursue it, Liu Shuya naturally wouldn't hold on to it, so she quickly got up and grabbed Wu Laihua's little hand and dragged Wu Laihua between herself and Xu Zixiong.

Wu Laihua was pressed on the soft sofa by Liu Shuya, but he felt like he was on pins and needles, fidgeting, although Xu Zixiong did not accuse himself, but Wu Laihua felt even more unhappy in his heart, which was more uncomfortable than being ridiculed by Xu Zixiong.

"I'm sorry!" Wu Laihua felt that if he didn't apologize, he would have to be suffocated to death by the guilt in his heart, so he thought about it for a while before he mustered up the courage to say sorry.

I don't know if it's an illusion, after Wu Laihua found out that he was sorry, Xu Zixiong was actually shocked, and his face showed a trace of sadness, but these abnormalities were fleeting, but they were still captured by Wu Laihua's afterglow. Wu Laihua immediately became even more convinced that Xu Zixiong must be a little man with a story.

How did Wu Laihua know that the last thing Xu Zixiong wanted to mention and hear was sorry. So far, Xu Zixiong has only said sorry once, and he has only heard sorry once, but whether it is what Xu Zixiong said or what he heard, it made him feel a heart-rending pain.

When he saw the three brothers who followed him out to reconnoiter the terrain and fell in a pool of blood, Xu Zixiong secretly swore that he would never say sorry to his comrades-in-arms from now on, because as soon as these three words were said, it meant that his brothers left him forever.

It is precisely because of this that when Xu Zixiong performs tasks in the future, he never takes anyone with him, only leaves his leopard head by his side to help him, and at the same time, in order to reduce the sacrifice of his comrades, Xu Zixiong exercises himself frantically, and at the same time teaches his combat experience to his comrades.

And the only time Xu Zixiong heard sorry before was from the mouth of Princess Anna. Speaking of which, this happened when Xu Zixiong was ordered to participate in the international competition held by Perfect International in the United Kingdom, when Xu Zixiong was forcibly pulled by Princess Anna to pretend to be her boyfriend in a bad situation.

And Xu Zixiong was eighteen or nineteen years old that year, and he also fell in love with Princess Anna, who was beautiful and luxurious, but he didn't want Princess Anna to hand Xu Zixiong a bottle of drink mixed with psychedelics when the game was about to start, and Princess Anna whispered sorry to Xu Zixiong when she left.

Although Princess Anna also fell in love with Xu Zixiong in her heart at that time, and with the blessing of the Queen of England, she did a fake show and got engaged to Xu Zixiong, but Princess Anna knew that Xu Zixiong's God was also crazy and was the biggest threat on her way to winning the championship. In order not to lose the face of the host, Princess Anna was forced to make this decision.

Fortunately, Xu Zixiong had already opened the Qi Sea Acupoint at that time, and his internal strength was relatively deep, so he suppressed the psychedelic drugs he drank and persisted until the end of the game. Therefore, what Xu Zixiong is most afraid of now is the three words sorry.

"Brother Nobita, what's wrong with you?" After seeing Wu Laihua apologize, Xu Zixiong still didn't say a word, Liu Shuya hurriedly walked over, reached out and touched Xu Zixiong's head, "I don't have a fever, why do you look depressed, shouldn't you really want to see things that are inappropriate for children?" If you want to see it, I can call someone and ask them to send it over. ”

"Ahem...."When Xu Zixiong heard this, he was suddenly scared to death by Liu Shuya, and he choked on the difficulty of breathing, and he couldn't help coughing while shaking his hand again and again.

"Huh!" Seeing Xu Zixiong's embarrassed appearance, Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya were both amused and laughed, and the originally somewhat dull atmosphere was swept away with the laughter of the two girls, and even the leopard's head in the bedroom on the second floor made a whining sound, as if they felt Liu Shuya's happy mood.

"Woo~~~" The laughter outside has not yet fallen, and the doll who is playing against the leopard's head suddenly shook his body, and then turned his head and roared at the leopard's head twice, and rushed out of Liu Shuya's boudoir with his legs, disappearing as fast as lightning. It seems that the wronged doll is only in a hurry to go to Lin Ru to complain.

"Leopard Leopard! You come out for me," Seeing the doll's disappearing figure, Liu Shuya secretly breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and at the same time, her face was full of anger, pointing to the bedroom with the door wide open and yelling, "From now on, you are not allowed to step into my bedroom for half a step, otherwise, I will not only find someone to castrate you, but also send you back to the original place!" ”

"Woo~~~" seemed to understand Liu Shuya's words, and the leopard head ran out of the bedroom with a low roar of grievance. If the leopard head can speak, he will definitely tell Liu Shuya, the bedroom on the second floor is the home you set up for me, I don't go there to do this unseemly thing, so where should I go?

After the leopard head ran to the living room, he didn't look at the angry Liu Shuya, and threw himself directly into Xu Zixiong's arms, and stretched out his scarlet tongue to lick Xu Zixiong's face, as if he was complaining to his backer.

"Bang!" As soon as he smelled the strange smell of the leopard's head, Xu Zixiong directly kicked the leopard's head out, shaking his hands in disgust to drive away the strange smell in front of him, while waiting for the leopard's head fiercely, "You kid don't go to comfort the doll after eating, what are you doing on me." If you dare to be Chen Shimei in the Tibetan mastiff world, Lao Tzu will castrate you now! ”

"Woo~~~" got the leopard head of Shang Fang's sword as he wished, first turned his head to Liu Shuya, who was strictly forbidden to go out, and roared happily twice, and then ignored Liu Shuya's horizontal eyebrows and cold fingers, and rushed out of the villa, it seems that he really went to comfort the doll. I just don't know if the leopard head can enter the gate of Lin Ru's villa again.

Looking at the disappearing figure of the leopard's head, Xu Zixiong pretended to say: "Don't look at my young age, but I have summed it up." Whether it is a human or an animal, this life is actually short, sometimes it is the same as sleeping, the eyes are closed, and then they are opened, the time of the day has passed, the eyes are closed, if they are not opened, this life will pass, so whether it is a human or an animal, we must cherish what we have in front of us, and we must not be ungrateful, let alone Chen Shimei. ”

After speaking, Xu Zixiong showed a smug look on his face, and while secretly praising his whim summary, he also turned his head to look at the stunned Wu Laihua, "How is it, is it incisive?" ”

"I don't think it's incisive, it's sycophant!" Wu Laihua, who came to his senses, although he shouted incisively in his heart, blurted out something else. Obviously, Wu Laihua's subconscious didn't want Xu Zixiong to get carried away, and he had to hit Xu Zixiong's arrogance hard.

"Incisive, sycophant, hehehe! You two won't want to change your career to cross talk, right? Seeing Xu Zixiong and Wu Laihua asking and answering questions there, Liu Shuya took out a hundred-yuan bill from the drawer, and said with a smile, "This is Miss Ben's tip for rewarding you, and let's have another paragraph, if you say it well, Miss Ben's reward is great!" ”

"Okay, you dead girl dare to laugh at me, and I was worried about you just now, afraid that you were used by Xu Zixiong to use witchcraft, you girl who doesn't know the hearts of good people, I have to let you taste it today!" Seeing that Liu Shuya was completely watching a good show, and her little eyes still glanced at Xu Zixiong from time to time, Wu Laihua was suddenly angry and shouted.

Before Liu Shuya could speak, Wu Laihua directly pounced, threw the defenseless Liu Shuya on the sofa, and then used fluttering kung fu to tickle Liu Shuya.

"Hahaha.... Sister Laihua, stop quickly, hahaha, otherwise, I will fight back! Liu Shuya, who lost the initiative, first begged Wu Laihua for mercy, and when she saw that Wu Laihua ignored her request, Liu Shuya turned over suddenly and rolled on the sofa with Wu Laihua.