Chapter 42 Door-to-door sales, buy one get one free

Xu Zixiong, who was making egg noodles for Liu Shuya and Wu Laihua, would never have thought that his game identity had been betrayed by the three newly recruited apprentices. However, the blessing in disguise is that Xu Zixiong's image in Liu Shuya's mind instantly became high-end and upscale.

After Liu Shuya waited for what she wanted, Xu Zixiong stepped on the purple gold gourd in her mind, holding a top-level divine axe, and smiling at herself.

"Smack!" Thinking of this, Liu Shuya couldn't sit still any longer, first unplugged the power cord of her laptop, and then hurriedly rushed into the kitchen.

"Miss Liu, wait a while, breakfast will be ready immediately, you should also know that if this egg noodle is ready and left for a long time, it will condense into lumps, not only will it lose its proper taste, but also have a feeling of not knowing where to start!" Before Liu Shuya could speak, Xu Zixiong explained without looking back while making egg noodles.

Liu Shuya, who ran in, heard this, didn't say a word, and looked at Xu Zixiong's back with bright eyes, since she knew that Xu Zixiong was the god in her mind and crazy, the more Liu Shuya looked at Xu Zixiong, the more pleasing she felt to the eye, and she almost got to the point of never getting tired of looking at it.

Xu Zixiong, who had ordered the noodles, didn't hear Liu Shuya's reply, and his heart suddenly tightened, for fear that Liu Shuya would be dissatisfied with his failure to make breakfast, so he started behind his back, and quickly turned around to look.

As soon as he saw Liu Shuya's eyes shining at him, like a man admiring a peerless beauty, Xu Zixiong hurriedly covered his chest with both hands, pretending to be afraid: "Miss Liu, what are you doing here?" Do you want to take advantage of Wu Laihua's absence to attack me, a smart little apple, I can tell you, I'm not a casual person! ”

"Poof!" Hearing Xu Zixiong's indecent words, Liu Shuya laughed instead of being angry, and now Xu Zixiong's image in her heart has completely changed, Liu Shuya not only did not have a little disgust with Xu Zixiong's words, but also felt that Xu Zixiong was humorous and funny, worthy of being the number one master of Perfect International--- God is also crazy.

After all, from Liu Shuya's name for her game account---- God is coming back, you can see the weight of Xu Zixiong's account in her mind.

Two years ago, when Liu Shuya saw the video of the international competition held by God Crazy in the UK, she was attracted by God's crazy operation, coupled with the picture of God also crazy to kill the Quartet to win the championship with one life, Liu Shuya couldn't extricate herself from it, so Liu Shuya joined the ranks of perfect international players without hesitation, in order to be able to see God crazy with her own eyes.

Who knew that this wait was two years, and in these two years, God also went crazy as if he disappeared out of thin air, and never appeared in the game. But Liu Shuya did not dispel the thoughts in her heart, but was even more determined to wait for God to be born again madly.

Now that the God he thinks about day and night is also crazy, he is standing in front of him alive, Liu Shuya can't cherish it yet, how can she feel disgusted. It can be said that the current Xu Zixiong is no longer a pervert and a pervert in Liu Shuya's heart, but a hero he has admired for a long time. It is estimated that if Xu Zixiong proposes to eat apples, Liu Shuya will wash them without hesitation and bring them over.

"Brother Nobita, do you know that people have been waiting for you for two years, you guy with no conscience, as soon as you leave, you will not hear from you, and the people who hurt you will think about it for a long time, and it will be difficult to sleep and eat." Under Xu Zixiong's stunned gaze, Liu Shuya was like a resentful woman who was ruthlessly abandoned by herself, pulling her arm and complaining.

Seeing Liu Shuya's appearance as if she had changed into a different person, Xu Zixiong was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his arm and retreated again and again, "Miss Liu, you won't be sleepwalking, how can I listen to what you mean, just like I have become Chen Shimei, why have you been gone for two years and have not heard from us, are we very familiar with each other?" If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I sue you! ”

"Huh!" Liu Shuya simply ignored Xu Zixiong's words, and walked towards Xu Zixiong with a smile, "Brother Daxiong, do you want to get the ripe little apple of Sister Laihua, as long as you promise me one thing, I will help you pursue Sister Laihua together?" Let you truly be husband and wife. ”

"What conditions, as long as it is not a personal promise, I will agree!" Seeing Liu Shuya's approaching step by step, Xu Zixiong also retreated again and again, but the area of the kitchen was so small, Xu Zixiong was soon forced by Liu Shuya to have no way out, and quickly wanted to find out what Liu Shuya's intentions were.

However, Liu Shuya's words are also in Xu Zixiong's mind, after all, Wu Laihua is a rare beautiful girl, although Xu Zixiong is the king of soldiers, he still can't get rid of the old saying that my fair lady and gentleman are good.

Looking at Xu Zixiong's eyes, Liu Shuya's heart was filled with a sense of jealousy, and she pouted and said, "Brother Nobita, as long as you log in to God's crazy game account and show me, I will help you wash up Sister Hua's little apple and put it in front of your eyes, okay?" ”

It seems that in order to see the crazy demeanor of God in her mind, Liu Shuya did not hesitate to betray her best friend Wu Laihua. I'm afraid that Wu Laihua, who is dressing up on the second floor, will not dream that his best friend for more than ten years will sell himself to Xu Zixiong for a game account.

"No, no!" As soon as he heard Liu Shuya's conditions, Xu Zixiong immediately realized that he must have caused the trouble by leaving a message to God, and quickly shook his head like a rattle, and refused if he didn't want to.

At the same time, Xu Zixiong secretly thought in his heart: "Isn't this a joke, I can't hide from Princess Anna now, how can I be crazy to log in to God again and expose my whereabouts." It seems that I was too careless last night.,Subconsciously logged in to God and crazy.,It's better to be careful in the future.。 ”

How did Xu Zixiong know that Princess Anna had used the Trojan horse of the email to successfully decipher the IP of his location, and was looking for Xu Zixiong's current location on the omnipotent network.

"Brother Nobita, don't you like Sister Laihua?" Hearing Xu Zixiong's categorical refusal, Liu Shuya's face unconsciously showed a trace of joy, and then lowered her head with a red face, "If you want, I can also give you this little apple, okay?" ”

"Buzz~~~" Liu Shuya's words fell in Xu Zixiong's ears, just like thousands of bees flying in, which shook Xu Zixiong's ears and buzzed, and even in the face of the rain of bullets, there would not be a trace of panic, and he trembled uncontrollably, "Hug left and right, fly with wings, this is something that I Xu Zixiong can't even think of!" ”

"Huh? What are you all doing in the kitchen? No, how can there be such a big smell of gas here? Just when Xu Zixiong was secretly excited, Wu Laihua's shadow suddenly appeared in the kitchen, his delicate and small nose sniffed vigorously, and then he shook his hand, quickly walked to the coal stove, and turned off the stove that had been extinguished.

Looking at the noodle soup overflowing on the stove, Xu Zixiong realized that he had forgotten about making egg noodles, and quickly touched his head embarrassedly.

"I'm going to call and order takeout, it's almost noon anyway, so I can't just eat noodles!" Just when Wu Laihua wanted to accuse Xu Zixiong, Liu Shuya actually spoke for Xu Zixiong, "Besides, Xu Zixiong also got up early today to participate in military training, so he must not have rested well." ”

Looking at Liu Shuya's jumping figure, Wu Laihua was completely blindfolded, and he couldn't figure out how Liu Shuya, who originally hated Xu Zixiong to death, seemed to be a different person.

Thinking of this, Wu Laihua stared at Xu Zixiong with straight eyes, and asked word by word: "Xu Zixiong, did you use any magic on Xiaoya?" I can warn you, although Xiaoya's mind is simple, the forces behind it are not provoked by you. If you dare to use any magic to confuse Xiaoya, you won't even know how to die by then. ”

Seeing that Wu Laihua was so protective of Liu Shuya, but Liu Shuya was bent on selling her to herself, Xu Zixiong suddenly cried and laughed in his heart, and quickly shook his head, "No, no, I'm not a charlatan, how can I use any magic to confuse Liu Shuya, you better take care of yourself first, the province will be sold when the time comes, and you will be stupid to help people count money there!" ”

After speaking, Xu Zixiong didn't care about Wu Laihua, who looked confused, and walked out of the kitchen directly, the front bar was now cooked, and Xu Zixiong didn't bother to clean it up.

When Xu Zixiong came to the living room, he saw at a glance that the leopard head guy was actually dead, he was pulling Lin Ru's doll, sneakily into Liu Shuya's boudoir, and Liu Shuya was sitting on the sofa, calling for takeout with Erlang's legs crossed, and he didn't know anything about the leopard's behavior.

But even if Liu Shuya sees it, it is estimated that she will love the house and Wu, and turn a blind eye, after all, the leopard head is Xu Zixiong's old acquaintance, maybe when God was crazy to win the championship, the leopard head saw it with his own eyes. Besides, in the bedroom on the second floor, there is a nest for the leopard's head, isn't it?

Xu Zixiong had nothing to do, so he walked directly to the TV, stretched out his hand to turn on the TV, and then sat on the sofa adjacent to Liu Shuya, watching the TV intently. To Xu Zixiong's surprise, the robot cat Doraemon was actually playing on the TV, looking at Nobita on the TV, Xu Zixiong couldn't help but think of Princess Anna, after all, she was the first person to call herself Nobita.

As soon as he saw Liu Shuya finish the call, pointing to Nobita in the TV, and looking at himself badly, Xu Zixiong quickly picked up the remote control and changed the station casually.

"Mmmm, hard, hard...."The picture has not yet appeared, and a voice that makes people think about it has come into the ears of Xu Zixiong and Liu Shuya....