Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (61)
When they set off from the Void Dao Chief, I went into the house and got some food, and when I saw the Void Dao Chief's eyes staring at me, I walked up to him and asked, "You said it yourself, is this considered a robbery?" The Void Daoist said: No, if you don't like it, take some more.
I said: Senior Brother Sha, you see, this is the role of force, when sharp words do not work, force is actually quite effective. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, your chicken leg seems to be raw, right? I said, "Oh! yes, it was just torn off the hen, don't you think there are still chicken feathers on it?
Talking and laughing all the way, we came to a market town, in order not to startle the snake, we lived in the easternmost part of the market town, that is, the end where we entered. The boss arranged us on the second floor, saying that we were new to the city, and the second floor was the most suitable for enjoying the scenery. Looking at the pedestrians coming and going on the street, I suddenly remembered a poem, which seems to say something like this: You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, the people watching the scenery look at you from upstairs, the bright moon decorates your window, and you decorate other people's dreams. It's just that I'm standing upstairs looking at the scenery now, but no one is looking at the scenery on the bridge; Because there is no bridge here at all.
Nerds! What are you doing? Brother Monkey shouted. I turned around and said, "Brother Monkey, come and see, the old man's calligraphy is really good." Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha leaned down to the window and went down to take a look, and said: Don't say it, it's really well written! The boss who was about to go out poked his head in again and said: Of course, the pen in someone's hand is a magic pen! After that, the boss closed the door and went out.
Magic pen? It's so mysterious, isn't it just a few words that can be written well? I said indignantly. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you can't say that, some pens and masters have reached the point of breath communication, and they can indeed be called magic pens; It's not easy to use in general. I saw the old man put pen to paper, and a big word "Fu" jumped on the paper. Good! Senior Brother Sha didn't scream. The old man looked up, and saw us. Unexpectedly, the old man was not only not surprised by our appearance, but also smiled at us, looking very kind.
Brother Monkey said: Okay! All right! Just watch for a while, don't always stand in front of the window like a businessman; I'm afraid that others won't know that we live here. After that, we just went out for a meal and stayed in the room after that. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha went to bed, while I continued to stand at the window and watch the scenery.
At about ten o'clock in the evening, there was a knock on the door outside. Brother Monkey lay on the bed and said, "Idiot, go out and open it to see who it is." As I walked, I asked, "Who?" We're all sleeping! When I opened the door, it turned out to be the old man who was writing downstairs during the day, and he was holding a scroll in his hand. Seeing that it was the old man, I hurriedly asked with a smile: Old man, did you go to the wrong door? The old man smiled slightly and said: "I didn't go to the wrong door, the old body is looking for you." Who is it? Brother Monkey asked vigilantly. Oh; I turned around and replied, "It's an old man who writes well during the day."
I replied to Brother Monkey. Oh? Brother Monkey got up and looked at the old man with a scrutinizing look. Old man, what do you want us to do? The old man smiled and said, "During the day, I heard someone in your room praising me, I don't know who it is?" Senior Brother Sha! Senior Brother Sha! Come here. Brother Monkey shouted.
So Senior Brother Sha came over: Who? Senior brother and second senior brother. Look at it, you praised people during the day, and now they are coming to the door! Senior Brother Sha looked as if he was panicked, and hurriedly said: Old man, don't be angry, I just said a few nonsense words at that time, and I didn't mean anything else, so it's better not to be angry.
The old man laughed and said, "Is the old man such a stingy person?" Brother Monkey asked: Old man, what are you doing here? The old man said: I can hear that you are complimented from the bottom of your heart, and it can be seen that you know how to calligraphy, so I decided to give you a pair.
After speaking, the old man opened the scroll in his hand, and saw a big word "Fu" written on it, which seemed to be a dragon flying and a phoenix dancing. Senior Brother Sha hurriedly reached out to pick it up, and said while answering: Thank you! Thanks a lot! The old man smiled and said, "No thanks, good things should be given to those who understand them." When the old man was about to turn around and leave, Brother Monkey suddenly shouted to the old man as if he remembered something: Old man, since you are here, why don't you come in and sit down and talk? Maybe you might even become a New Year's friend! Senior Brother Sha also reacted, and hurriedly greeted the old man and said, "Yes, it's okay to sit for a while."
The old man thought for a while and said, "Okay, the old body will delay you for a while." Where to say! Where to say! Brother Monkey said politely while letting the old man into the house. After sitting down, the old man spoke first: Where did you come from? Where are you going? It looks like the dust must have come from far away, right? Brother Monkey walked up to the old man and looked at it carefully, and then he stepped back and sat down with us.
I said: Brother Monkey, people are so good, are you still afraid that people are monsters? After a while, Brother Monkey finally told the truth, saying that we are from Lingshan and are going to the end of the mysterious space to seek a transformation party. Oh? When the old man heard that we were from Lingshan, he was surprised: Really? Brother Monkey smiled and said: Of course! The old man suddenly became agitated and said, "It's you!" Disrespectful, disrespectful! Then the old man simply stood up and walked over to us.
Old man, what are you doing here? Brother Monkey looked stunned and hurriedly greeted him. The old man seemed to tremble, and said, "I've heard of your name!" I didn't expect to be able to see it with my own eyes today; When I saw you at first sight during the day, I thought it was very similar, but I wasn't sure, and I didn't dare to ask just now, so I didn't expect you to be really so.
After the old man finished speaking, his hands shook even more, and he looked very excited. Brother Monkey said: Old man, don't get excited, sit down and talk slowly, even if we are that, it's not a big deal, don't you look special? Only then did the old man sit down amid Brother Monkey's persuasion.
The old man said: It's good that you are King Kong's incorruptible body, at least you don't have to worry about it all day long like me, always worrying that you won't wake up one day. Brother Monkey smiled and said: "Old man, where are you talking, you have your own troubles!" Each has its own troubles! After that, we continued to talk for a while, and when it was almost eleven o'clock, the old man stood up and said, "Then I will go down first; I'm sorry to delay your sleep.
Before leaving, the old man turned around and said to us: Say hello to me when you leave tomorrow morning! Brother Monkey said: Okay! Good! It just so happened that the boss came up, and I heard that the old man gave us a pair of words, and the boss said: That's amazing, the words written by this old man are valuable. Senior Brother Sha said: It seems that you have to collect it well. Before dawn the next day, Brother Monkey got up and said that it was time for us to continue on our way.
I said: Brother Monkey, are you mistaken, didn't we promise the old man yesterday that we would greet him when we left this morning? If we leave now, wouldn't it be tantamount to losing our trust? Senior Brother Sha agreed with me, and Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, Senior Brother, let's rest for a while! Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Okay, Lao Sun is just afraid that it will be inconvenient to walk when the sun is big later.
We didn't go downstairs until nine o'clock, and as soon as we got downstairs, we saw the old man waiting at the door. Elderly! So early? Senior Brother Sha hurriedly greeted him. The boss said: He has been waiting here for more than half an hour! Senior Brother Sha said again and again: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Brother Monkey said: Look, Lao Sun said to come down early.
The old man said: Alas, it is really a blessing to see you, the feeling is different, as long as you stand next to you, the feeling is different from others. Brother Monkey laughed and said: Where is it so exaggerated, take care of yourself, old man, let's continue on the road. The old man followed us for a long time, and finally Brother Monkey said: Old man, you can't follow anymore, you won't be able to find your way home later. I saw that the old man seemed to have something to say, so I said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, it seems that the old man wants to ask us something! As the saying goes, courtesies are still exchanged, since he sent a pair of calligraphy and paintings to Senior Brother Sha, do we have to pay tribute to him in return? Brother Monkey thinks what I said makes sense, but there are no commemorative things around, so why give some? I said: Brother Monkey, people are realistic, it's better to send him some money directly.
Brother Monkey said: You still don't admit that you are a nerd, send money, how cheesy it is, you look at other people's deeds and know that they are free and easy, how can you receive the favor of money? Of course, we say these things quietly. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, you can change something and give it to him. In the end, Brother Monkey thought of a very good way, that is, to give the old man a hair, but he didn't expect the old man to accept it very willingly. Brother Monkey said: What is this called? Etiquette is light and affectionate.
After parting with the old man, he walked to the end of the market town after a while, and there was a reckless forest in front of him, and the sunlight shone down from the sparse branches, forming mottled light and shadow on the ground, just like the dress that Sister Lan used to wear. The sounds of the market town faded away, and only the sounds of the jungle and the chirping of birds made one feel that one's ears were real.
After walking for about half a day, we came to a flat land. Brother Monkey suggested that we take a break, and I will never raise objections to this suggestion, no matter when. Just when I was groggy and almost fell asleep, a burst of laughter suddenly came from behind me: hahahaha.
Brother Monkey turned over in a puff of bones, and then Senior Brother Sha, Senior Brother Sha was called me when he got up. So I was the last one to get up, and of course the last one to see that laugh. The one who laughed was a Taoist priest, who was standing at the edge of the jungle, that is, the edge of the clearing.
Hahahaha, the Taoist priest laughed again, if he hadn't met him in this barren mountain and forest, the old pig would definitely treat him as a psychopath. Who's coming? Brother Monkey asked. I'm a god of the pen! The Taoist priest replied confidently. What is the magic pen? Could it be related to the old man we saw earlier.
What's going on? Brother Monkey asked again. Are you those Vajra incorruptible bodies from Lingshan who went to the end of the mysterious space? The Taoist priest asked. So what? Isn't it? Brother Monkey asked sharply. So that's it? The Taoist Master said, "I heard that eating your meat can increase my cultivation, but I want to try it." Brother Monkey smiled and said: As long as you have the ability, we won't mind, but unfortunately it's a pity that you can't even get close to us!
How do you know where we are? Senior Brother Sha asked more, but he didn't expect the Divine Pen Daoist to really answer, and the Divine Pen Daoist said: Have you ever seen an old man last night? And I gave you a pair of calligraphy and paintings? Be! Senior Brother Sha replied. The Divine Pen Daoist smiled and said, "Do you know who that is?" He's my brother.
So that old man betrayed us? Senior Brother Sha asked. Brother Monkey fell into deep thought, and I said: Probably not, that old man doesn't look like that kind of person, that kind of person can't write such free and easy words. Fortunately, the Divine Pen Daoist quickly clarified, and the Divine Pen Daoist said: That's none of his business, I just overheard his conversation with his apprentices, so I only knew that you were here. Damn it! Brother Monkey scolded hatefully.
So what? I learned the tone of Brother Monkey and said to the chief of the magic pen: The old pig doesn't believe that you can do anything to us! The Taoist of the Divine Pen laughed and said: If you don't believe it, try it, how can you know if you don't try? Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun wants to see what you are capable of, and you actually want to catch the three of us alone.
The Divine Pen Daoist stopped talking, but took out a pen from the backpack behind his back. Magic pen? I muttered: Didn't the innkeeper say that the pen used by the old man is the magic pen? How could he have an identical one? And also claims to be the master of the magic pen? Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, the old man is his senior brother, he is also his junior brother, the old man uses a magic pen, so naturally he also uses a magic pen! I was right, but I immediately felt that the guy in front of me was not humble at all; Since his senior brother hasn't claimed to be a magic pen ××, this guy still dares to call himself a god pen master? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't think so much, let's see what he's doing.
I saw that the Taoist Master of the Divine Pen took out a huge pen from the backpack behind him - it is estimated that it is called the Divine Pen, and then circled around us, and stroked as he walked, using the Divine Pen on the ground. Brother Monkey said: Not good! After that, he beckoned us out, saying that maybe this magic pen is really famous, and we are locked in it!
I think Brother Monkey is more reasonable, because Brother Monkey used to draw circles on the ground with a golden hoop stick to prevent the monster from approaching, so I feel that the effect of the magic pen is similar to the effect of Brother Monkey's golden hoop stick. So Senior Brother Sha and I both ran after Brother Monkey. It was too late, and the Divine Brush Dao Master ran faster than we did, and the area where the brushstrokes on his hands touched the ground increased.
Brother Monkey began to take off into the air, and I and Senior Brother Sha did the same. Suddenly, the Master of the Divine Brush stopped his original movements, and then stretched his brush strokes to the sky, in our direction, and drew a straight line.
Immediately, a pot-like thing appeared in the sky directly above us, smashing down at us from top to bottom.
I said: Brother Monkey, it's not good, maybe the pen in that guy's hand was left by the magic pen Ma Liang! Don't you see? Draw what you want! Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, what an evil sect! At this time, I suddenly remembered what the innkeeper had said to Senior Brother Sha, saying that the old man's writing was quite valuable, so I concluded that the old man's pen was also extraordinary. Anyway, the head of the magic pen drew a picture above us, and as a result, a huge pot lid appeared and pressed down on us.
Brother Monkey said: Hurry up, don't touch it, it seems that the pen is really a bit evil! As soon as I escaped from the range of the pot lid, I looked up again and found that the Taoist Master of the Divine Pen had already stood in front of us at some point. Now he is looking at us with a smile! Can you escape? The Master of the Divine Pen smiled contemptuously, then drew a house in the air, and with a flick of the pen, the house flew straight towards us.
Brother Monkey pulled us and flew in the direction of the top, but when we just reached the roof, the master of the magic pen only blew a breath, and the house suddenly grew a lot, and instantly extended from under our feet to a place where we needed to look up to see. Brother Monkey said: Grandma, my grandson doesn't believe that he can't run away from you today. I said: Brother Monkey, you used to fight 108,000 miles, but now let's see if you can run out? Brother Monkey said: That's good, if Lao Sun runs out, I'll come back to save you! Senior Brother Sha said: Okay, Senior Brother, you can try, you can't all three of you be locked up at the same time. So Brother Monkey began to act.
Because of the experience of the last time, this time Brother Monkey did not fly towards it, but turned to fall down. I thought that Brother Monkey would definitely be able to escape this time, which was a surprise. But unfortunately, almost at the same time as Brother Monkey landed, the lower part of the house suddenly grew with a whoosh, just shrouding Brother Monkey inside. Finally the dust settled, and Brother Monkey scolded "grandma's". Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, no wonder, this is someone's territory and you have to listen to others. Hahahaha, just as we were talking, there was a burst of laughter outside, needless to say, everyone knew that it was the master of the magic pen. Brother Monkey ran to the wall and shouted outside: If you have a kind, let us out, let's fight alone!
Of course, the Divine Pen Daoist is a smart man, and he will not fall for it. The chief of the divine pen said, you wait here, I will come when I go, and I will naturally treat you as guests of honor at that time. After that, there was no sound outside, and it seemed that the master of the divine pen really walked away. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, what should we do now? Brother Monkey said: Let's look at it. So we sat down on the floor and thought of a solution.
Monkey stood up and walked around the perimeter of the house, banging on the walls with his hands from time to time. After a long while, Brother Monkey said: Don't say it, this house is still a real guy. There were no gaps in the big room, let alone the windows. I said to Senior Brother Sha: This guy has such a powerful pen, no wonder he wants to increase his cultivation. Senior Brother Sha said: That is, if such a good thing is not consumed by the age, it should be a very painful thing. Brother Monkey said: You two hurry up and find a way, okay? When is it now, still talking about all that nonsense.
So Senior Brother Sha and I had to stop and pretend to find a way.
Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, this house is airtight, and it is indeed not easy to get out. Brother Monkey said that's what you need to do, if it's so easy to get out, Lao Sun is still here? After that, Monkey started walking around the house again. I thought for a while and said, "Brother Monkey, it seems that we can't go out of this house, since we can't go out, why don't you sit down and rest for a while?" The Divine Pen Daoist will definitely open this house, even if he wants to eat it, we can't eat the whole house together, right? Now it's better to sit down and rest for a while, and wait for the Divine Pen Master to open the house, and then we'll improvise.
Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, Second Senior Brother is quite right. I guess Brother Monkey himself thinks what I said makes sense, so he finally sat next to us. After a while, the sound of talking sounded outside, and then I heard the Taoist Master shouting loudly: Hey, hey, hey, hurry up, tie up the whole house, and carry it to where I live! Yes! This Taoist priest actually came up with such a bad idea? I said.
I only heard someone outside say again: You're a little too big, and I've never seen anyone who wants us to move the whole house. The chief of the magic pen said: It is because of the big reason that I invited you to come, otherwise why give you money? Then another person said: Boss, this house is indeed too big to move out, I think you are still living here! The chief of the magic pen said: I don't care about this, anyway, you can give as much money as you want, and the condition is to move this house to the place where I live.
Then the voices of the men became quieter, and then there seemed to be a whisper from someone.
Senior Brother Sha said: It seems that the Divine Pen Dao Master invited us to carry us back. It was shouting outside, and I don't know how long it took, but I finally heard the voice of the trumpet, "Oops, even yo; Oops, even yo yo ......", one after another. Then I felt it stagger. Senior Brother Sha said: It seems that those people really lifted us up, and the Divine Pen Daoist really has a way! What do I call it? This is called the ability of money to make the devil grind.
In the midst of shaking, I suddenly heard someone outside panting and asking: Boss, what is your house for? Why don't you even have a door? The other said, "yes, there doesn't seem to be anything in there!" The chief of the magic pen shouted loudly: I don't give you money to ask you to ask questions, you just need to move the house and it's over, you don't have to worry about other things! Is that! Is that! One of them said, and after that, there really wasn't any sound outside.
After swaying for about half an hour, the house suddenly shook, and then it felt sinking, and then I heard the sound of relief outside, and someone said "It's finally here". Senior Brother Sha said that it seems that he has arrived at the house of the Divine Pen Dao Chief. Then there was another shouting outside, and then the noise became quieter and quieter, and then finally it was completely quiet.
It seems that the workers are all gone. Brother Monkey said: Dumb Brother Sha, listen, when the master of the magic pen opens the house, Lao Sun will be desperate to find an opportunity to rush out, if you can also go out, it is the best, if not, just wait for my grandson to come to save you. I said, "Brother Monkey, are you sure you will come back to save us?" Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: If you believe it, believe it or not, pull it down! So I said I believed it.
Sometimes people don't have a choice, especially when faced with power; Brother Monkey is undoubtedly more powerful for us at this time. Sure enough, after a while, there was a noise outside, and then we heard a noise on the wall, and then we saw the first rays of victory. It was a hole, very, very small, like a cat's eye. According to the pre-plan, at the moment when the opening had just opened and the light had just shone in, Brother Monkey swooped out and deformed out. Senior Brother Sha said: It's okay now, as long as Senior Brother goes out, then we will be saved.
Ah! As soon as Senior Brother Sha's words fell, Brother Monkey's cry came from outside. What's wrong? Senior Brother Sha asked. I said, "Not good!" Then I quickly got down to the crack and looked out.
I saw that the master of the magic pen was standing in front of me, holding a huge glass bottle in his hand, and Brother Monkey was jumping up and down inside. Senior Brother Sha asked nervously in the back: Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with Senior Brother? I said: Oh no, Brother Monkey was also caught, and he was still in the bottle! Senior Brother Sha said: It's over, it's over! It seems that I said that too early, otherwise Brother Monkey would really go out? The Taoist of the Divine Pen spoke, facing the monkey brother in the bottle: I expected you to come to this trick, but I didn't expect it to be true; Haha, I'll see where you're running this time. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, how is Senior Brother doing now? I said: My nephew plays a lantern. Senior Brother Sha said: What do you mean? I said, "It's the same!" Oh! Senior Brother Sha should admit to saying.
Seeing the sinister smile on the face of the Divine Pen Daoist, I really wanted to beat him into a pig's head immediately. Senior Brother Sha pulled his clothes behind him, saying that he also wanted to take a look.
Just as I turned around, I suddenly heard a loud "bang" outside, and then I heard the sound of "oops" from the head of the magic pen. Senior Brother Sha asked nervously: What's wrong? I immediately put my eyes back on the gap and looked out, only to see that the master of the divine pen was covering his face with his hand at this time, and the glass bottle in his hand was shattered, and Brother Monkey was gone. Senior Brother Sha asked: Second Senior Brother, what about Senior Brother? I muttered: Brother Monkey is gone.
It's true? After that, Senior Brother Sha pulled me away and put his eyes on the gap. Senior Brother Sha said while watching: This time we are saved! This time we're saved! Yes! The Divine Pen Dao outside screamed in frustration. I asked Senior Brother Sha: What's wrong with the Divine Pen Daoist? Senior Brother Sha said: Oops, his face is almost already sparse, and it is estimated that he was blown up by a glass bottle. I said that's good! At least now he is not as arrogant as he used to be. It didn't take long for me to realize how visionary I was, and it was obvious that in this case, the master of the Divine Pen would definitely vent his hatred for Brother Monkey on us! But I didn't realize it!
After a while, the previous gap opened a lot with a pop, and then the terrible face of the Divine Pen Dao appeared there. I pretended not to know and asked, "Brother, what's wrong with your face?" Come here! The Divine Pen Daoist shouted at us. So Senior Brother Sha and I had to walk over cautiously.
Suddenly, the master of the magic pen took out his pen and drew another bottle in the air, and then the tip of the pen flicked at us, and the bottle flew towards us.
With a hula, Senior Brother Sha and I were immediately attracted into the bottle by a whirlwind-like force. Boom, only a sound was heard, and when I looked up again, the mouth of the bottle had been sealed. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, how did Senior Brother go out just now? Let's learn? I said: What do you say, it was the moment you asked me to turn around, and when I looked back again, Brother Monkey was gone, let alone how I saw him go out.
Senior Brother Sha said: This is more troublesome. Suddenly, Senior Brother Sha cried out in horror: Second Senior Brother, look! You see! I thought that Senior Brother Sha would really make a fuss, so I casually replied, "What's the matter?" while looking in the direction pointed out by Senior Brother Sha. Sure enough, it was a rather terrifying scene: right outside the bottle, the face of the Divine Pen Master, which had been sparse and covered with blurred flesh, appeared there, and it was seen through the glass wall, and at first glance it looked like a murder scene. So I couldn't help but take a few steps back.
Ho ho ho Since it was your companions who made me like this, I have to make you suffer before I eat you! The Divine Pen Daoist spoke outside. When I heard that we were going to suffer, I hurriedly said: Brother, don't be impulsive, you have something to say and discuss! What do you think of us, it's not a taste when you eat meat! Senior Brother Sha said: Yes! Oh, yes! Although we are King Kong's incorruptible body, our skin and flesh are still quite delicate. But the Divine Pen Master doesn't care about that, because he's already in action.
I saw the chief of the magic pen grab the glass bottle, and then start shaking. Immediately, I felt my head hit the wall of the glass bottle, and there was a "bang" sound. I just felt like the world was spinning, and there were signs of shaking everywhere in front of me, and I didn't know if I was with my head or my feet on top at this moment. Senior Brother Sha's side is similar to me, although I can't see it clearly, but from time to time I hear another ping-pong sound, obviously it is Senior Brother Sha's, because the old pig's ping-pong sound is here.
Boom, with a bang, my head hit the wall of the glass bottle hard, and then my body rolled for a distance, and finally stopped. Wow! Senior Brother Sha vomited out at once, and my stomach was also overwhelming, fortunately I had a big belly, otherwise it would be the same as Senior Brother Sha. When I looked up, I realized that it was the Divine Pen Dao who had stopped, and was staring at us with blood-red eyes at this time.
I said: Brother, as the saying goes, "there is a debtor who is wronged", and you have the ability to get Brother Monkey back and play tricks like this? Still hard-mouthed! Hearing this, the Daoist Master of the Divine Pen was furious, and then grabbed the bottle and shook it wildly, so Senior Brother Sha and I stumbled inside again like just now. I don't know how long it took before the Divine Pen Daoist stopped again, still staring at us with a pair of blood-red eyes.
This time, I didn't dare to speak casually anymore, because I couldn't speak, and with Venus in my eyes, I actually saw dozens of magic pen masters at once. Hahahaha, there was a smug laugh from the head of the magic pen outside, and then the head of the magic pen said: It's fun, right? Do you want to come back a few more times? No more! No more! I said hurriedly. Okay, I'm going to get you guys to eat now, and I'm going to nourish me! The Divine Pen Daoist suddenly changed his stern tone and said.
Then we were lifted up by him, and then I saw that everything around me was retreating, and then I saw pots and pans. It's time to the kitchen. Senior Brother Sha struggled and said. I crawled over and dragged Senior Brother Sha to my side for some distance, because his side was full of spitting things. Gradually, my eyes lost Venus, and I could see the scene clearly. I saw that the chief of the Shenbi Dao was busy covering his face with one hand and the other, opening the lid of the pot and putting the steamer on it, and then he put the bottle containing us directly into the steamer.
Brother, are you mistaken, just like this, you are not afraid of the bottle cracking? I kindly reminded the chief of the divine pen to say. I'm afraid of your size! I can do whatever I want today! What's wrong? The Divine Pen Daoist was very angry. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you are really, what are you reminding him to do? Just let him steam it, and then the bottle will burst and we'll get out! I said: That old pig also knows, but when the bottle bursts, we will not be affected? Senior Brother Sha said: That's right, it's just that people don't listen to you now, just wait, we'll catch him off guard as soon as it explodes later, and the most important thing now is to rest well. Senior Brother Sha had been panting all the time when he said these words, as if he was an old man of seventy or eighty years old.
Smoke started coming up from below, and then we felt the inside of the bottle heat up, and then we all started to sweat. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it seems that the firepower below is very fierce!
Gradually, the bottom of the bottle we were sitting on became hot, and we could no longer sit on it, so we had to stand up again. Gradually, I felt that I couldn't stand it anymore, so I started to take off my clothes. The chief of the magic pen said outside: Haha, it's just right, I took off my clothes and saved me from doing it myself later! Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you can't take it off, we still rely on clothes to protect us! What kind of protection law do I mean? Senior Brother Sha said: You see, if you take off your clothes, the heat will directly act on you, and when you put on your clothes, the heat will indirectly act on you, and the clothes can absorb a lot of heat! What I said was not unreasonable, so I put on my clothes again.
Unfortunately, he was seen by the chief of the divine pen, and the chief of the divine pen said: Hey, you still don't take it off? It seems that the firepower is not enough, and it seems that we have to add more fire to you! After saying that, he really bent down and went down to add wood to the stove. Sure enough, it was a lot hotter, and I could even feel that my skin was about to burst. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, why hasn't he come yet? I was about to answer, when suddenly there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and I looked very hurried.
Stop it! After a while, there was a sudden loud shout from the house. Because the mist in the bottle was too thick, I had to keep fanning one hand while looking out. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, who is it? I said I couldn't see it clearly, the fog was too thick. Stop it! The same voice from before rang out again.
Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, why do I sound like the old man who gave us calligraphy and painting last night? Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! Brother Monkey's voice suddenly sounded. Brother Monkey? Senior Brother Sha was the first to shout, but quickly choked again, because the smoke inside was too big. Brother Monkey, are you not? I shouted. Yes! Sure enough, it was Brother Monkey's voice, and then I heard the sound of the bottle cap on it.
Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! Lao Sun is here to save you, and he is picking up the bottle cap! Brother Monkey said. I said: Brother Monkey, you are here, and if you come later, you will wait to collect our bones; By the way, who was the person who just spoke? Doesn't look like it's you?
Brother Monkey said: That's the senior brother of the Shenbi Daoist, that is, the old man who sent the calligraphy and painting of Senior Brother Sha last night, I went to ask him to help, and now I am competing with the Shenbi Taoist outside! Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you see that I am right, it is indeed an old man. I said with emotion: Alas, they are all brothers, why is the gap between people so big?
Bang, suddenly, there was a crisp sound from above, and then I felt a cold air rush in, and then I saw all the smoke drifting outside; Then, I saw Brother Monkey's face.
Yes! Senior brother, you are finally here, it is really "a long time to come out"! Senior Brother Sha said with great relief. Brother Monkey pulled me up first, and then pulled Senior Brother Sha. I gasped for breath and said, "I'm suffocated!" I'm suffocated!
After pulling Senior Brother Sha up, Brother Monkey beckoned us out, saying that the Divine Pen Dao Master was fighting with the old man who gave us calligraphy and painting last night! Maybe we can help.
When we went out, the two of us were still arguing, only to hear the chief of the magic pen say: Senior brother, our well water does not interfere with the river water, why do you want to spoil my good deeds now? The old man said, "Useless things, don't do your job all day long, do some things that hurt nature and reason, today I will teach Master a lesson for you, a guy who has ruined the reputation of your family."
Senior brother, then I'm sorry, take it! After saying that, the Divine Pen Daoist took two steps back, and the old man also took two steps back. The Divine Pen Daoist took out his pen again, but the old man didn't take out any weapons. I hurriedly shouted to the old man: Be careful, he's so powerful! The old man smiled slightly, but did not speak.
Brother Monkey said: Since they are senior brothers, they must know it, do you still need to say it? I was right, so I had to stand by and watch. The Divine Pen Dao Master struck first, only to see him draw a sword in the air, and then flick the pen, so the sword flew towards the old man. I think that the old man doesn't have it, and he may have to suffer.
But unexpectedly, the old man stretched out his right hand, and then also drew a scabbard in the air, and immediately, a real scabbard appeared, and then the old man flicked his fingers, and the scabbard also flew towards the direction of the Divine Pen Dao Master.
There was a bang, and the scabbard drawn by the old man just caught the oncoming long sword, so the swordfish scabbard fell to the ground at the same time. Brother Monkey said: See, this is the real master, people can draw magical things with their fingers.
Then the god pen Taoist made another move, this time he painted a whirlwind, I saw his wrist turn, the surrounding immediately flew sand and stones, Brother Monkey hurriedly beckoned us to squat down, saying that it was not blown away by the wind. The wind is so strong that it can probably blow a person into the sky. I saw that the old man also made a movement of his wrist in the air with an unhurried movement, and immediately, the gust of wind just now all passed over the top of the old man's head.
Brother Monkey couldn't help but praise and said: What a trick to lead the sheep! Good! The master looked a little angry, and then he drew a tiger, and with a flick of the pen, the tiger pounced on the old man. The old man hesitated slightly, and then stretched out his hand to draw a tiger in the air, only to see that the tiger of the Divine Pen Dao Master stopped moving forward immediately after seeing the old man's tiger, and did not fight with the tiger, but became affectionate.
Senior Brother Sha said: Hey, what's going on? Brother Monkey said: The male tiger is the one who is the master of the magic pen, and the one that the old man painted is a female tiger, of course they won't fight! I think the old man is so smart! Later, they tried again for a while, but the old man dissolved them one by one.
In the end, the head of the magic pen saw that he couldn't fight the old man, and turned around and wanted to slip away, but was caught by the quick-handed monkey brother. Brother Monkey originally wanted to punish him, but the old man said that he would leave it to him to deal with, so Brother Monkey had no choice but to do a favor.
Senior Brother Sha said: Thank you! The old man said: Where, where! Everyone has a responsibility to eradicate harm for the people.
Then we moved on.