In front of it is a market town, or a county seat, which is relatively large anyway, and there are people coming and going. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, can you cover your face? Don't scare people! I said Brother Monkey, you are not the same, and your appearance is not much better than mine. Brother Monkey said that it was different, my grandson's body was relatively thin and weak, and people would say that I was a monkey when they saw it; But you're different, I've never heard of pigs! I muttered while covering it: Cover it, cover it, and say those ugly words! Brother Monkey didn't say anything, just laughed with Senior Brother Sha.

Not to mention, Brother Monkey is still quite prescient, and there are really many people who treat us with a strange look along the way. Brother Monkey said: What, Lao Sun's foresight is good, there are still so many people watching it if it is covered, let alone if it is not covered. I said, what do you know? I'm called a high return rate.,If I have a counter on my head.,Keep it at this time it's jumping up! Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha laughed again, and Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you are stinky, let's go in and stay in the hotel.

When we said this, we happened to walk to the door of a hotel, and after finishing speaking, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha went in.

After booking a room and ordering some food, the boss who came to collect the bill looked at us with a strange look. I said boss, take the money well, don't just look at us, don't ask us again when someone takes it away! Only then did the boss react, hurriedly agreed, and then walked away. I said to Senior Brother Sha: If we knew this, we would simply sell our hue to make money, since so many people like to look strange, then let's take it for granted.

Senior Brother Sha said that the second senior brother will do it, but I will not do it. Why, I ask? Senior Brother Sha said that I am not as good-looking as you! I was silent for a while and continued my fantasy, if you really want to see my old pig, the ticket will cost at least fifty yuan a piece, not a single point less, maybe depending on the situation, you will have to increase the price.

Senior Brother Sha said that it was miserable! Why? Senior Brother Sha said: Since you have to give money to your second senior brother at a glance, won't I come to see you and talk to you in the future to become a poor egg? I said: Hey, where is this, of course you don't need money to come to see the old pig! After hearing this, Senior Brother Sha laughed.

Just when the boss had just finished collecting money from our table and turned around, Brother Monkey stopped him. The boss hurriedly walked forward and asked with a smile: What are your orders? Brother Monkey said with a big grin: We are from other places, and we want to go to a far place in front, how is the road condition in front?

The boss smiled again and said, "I know as soon as I see you...... Do you think we don't look good? I interrupted my boss. No, no, no! Definitely not! The boss hurriedly pleaded and said: Although you look a little different, you can see at a glance that you are all good people. Brother Monkey turned to me and said, "Idiot, don't be funny!" Brother Monkey motioned for the boss to continue answering his question.

The boss thought for a while and said: It is relatively remote to go, almost all of them are mountains and forests, except for the occasional encounter with some long-distance businessmen, generally do not see people, see that you are from other places, all the way to the dusty look, it seems that there is an emergency, right? I advise you to always have plenty of dry food and water ready for emergencies before you leave. Brother Monkey said thank you. The boss said no.

Just as the boss was about to leave, Brother Monkey stopped him again. What's the matter? The boss asked. According to you, it's a long way ahead? How long does it take to get out? The boss thought for a while and said that this is not necessarily, a day and a half can pass if the foot strength is good, and the foot strength is not good, then ...... The boss didn't finish his sentence and left half of it in his mouth.

Brother Monkey said okay, we know, you can go busily. The boss said yes and walked away. I said Brother Monkey, don't worry, we must belong to the category with good foot strength, and we can pass in two days at most.

Senior Brother Sha said yes, walking is not a problem for us at all. I say it's not a problem, but the premise is that you must eat and sleep well, otherwise where will the spirit come from? I originally wanted to ask Brother Monkey to rent a car to come over, but Senior Brother Sha reminded me that it would be suspected of cheating, so I had to give up in the end.

We sent out the next morning, and when we left, the boss gave us a map, saying that we could find it if we wanted to go anywhere as long as we followed the directions above. I thought that this boss was really thoughtful, and the old pig had to come to him to spend when he came back. The map is basically useless to my old pig, so after I take it, I will directly hand it over to Senior Brother Sha; Because the old pig's sense of orientation has always been relatively mentally retarded, sometimes even the southeast and northwest can not be distinguished, when I was a child, the geography test was more than ten or twenty points each time that was proof.

We didn't find anyone at night, so we had to camp on the spot. Camping is a daily routine for us, for now; So we quickly fell asleep – to be precise, I fell asleep very quickly.

In the haze, I felt a ray of light coming into my eyes, and then my mind began to clear; This is called natural wake-up, and the old pig prefers it, so you don't have to worry about dozing off during the day. turned over and found that Brother Monkey was still sleeping, and Senior Brother Sha had already gotten up. Senior Brother Sha said, "Second Senior Brother, you and Senior Brother will wait here first, and I'll go find something to eat elsewhere." I said okay, it's best to find someone to buy some chicken legs, the old pig wants to eat meat again. Senior Brother Sha smiled and said Second Senior Brother, you are really joking, where can you find chicken legs in the deserted place? You just wait for Brother Monkey to wake up, and I'll be back in a while.

I said that's good, don't go too far, and Brother Monkey will say that I'm taking advantage of you later.

After that, Senior Brother Sha walked away.

When Brother Monkey woke up, I had been sitting next to him and waiting for him for a long time. Seeing me sitting next to me, Brother Monkey was taken aback, thinking who it was, he hurriedly sat up and looked at me in a daze for a while before he breathed a sigh of relief, patting his chest and saying: I'm scared to death! I'm scared to death! I said, Brother Monkey, don't be so exaggerated, okay? Brother Monkey said: Why do you stay here? I said that Senior Brother Sha is gone, where does the old pig stay here? Where did it go? Alone? Brother Monkey asked in surprise. I said that you can rest assured, Senior Brother Sha said that he was going to prepare breakfast for us, and he would come back in a while; He told us to wait here! Brother Monkey was relieved when he heard this.

The strange thing is that Senior Brother Sha has been gone for a long time and still hasn't come back, and even Brother Monkey has been awake for almost an hour. Brother Monkey said: Something is wrong! Nerds! I thought about it, but I couldn't think of a reason why Senior Brother Sha had been going for so long, so I said to Brother Monkey: Let's go find him! Brother Monkey nodded and said, "Senior Brother Sha usually observes the time, why is this time an exception?" I said it was okay, maybe he found something to eat and ate it himself! Brother Monkey said: Fart!

We searched all the way in the direction of Senior Brother Sha's departure, but we didn't see the shadow of Senior Brother Sha along the way, let alone his person; And let's shout while looking for it: Senior Brother Sha! Senior Brother Sha! …… After looking for a long time and still no result, Brother Monkey couldn't help complaining, saying that it was all because I shouldn't let Senior Brother Sha come out alone, and among us, Senior Brother Sha's skills are the shallowest and if he encounters any trouble, his ability to deal with it is the worst. I said that the old pig knew that he would not be seen, and I told him not to go far! Brother Monkey glanced at me hatefully, and then stopped talking.

The sun has reached the middle, but we still haven't found Senior Brother Sha; In a clearing we lay down, watching the sun and listening to the rumbling of our stomachs. I said: Brother Monkey, let's find something to eat first! Brother Monkey said that you still have to think about it, Senior Brother Sha didn't find you and are still in the mood to eat? I said that Senior Brother Sha is looking for it, but we also have to eat our food! Could it be that if you can't find Senior Brother Sha, you will never eat? What do you say? Brother Monkey asked sharply. Only then did I realize that I had slipped my mouth, which made Brother Monkey ambiguous, so I quickly shut up and continued to lie there while watching the sun and listening to the rumbling of my stomach.

Suddenly, something fell from it and covered me, and I was about to use my hands to remove it, only to realize that it was a net.

As soon as I was excited, I immediately straightened up, and shouted as I got up: Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! After I got up, I found a very surprising scene, because there were dozens of people around us at some point, like crop men, five big and three thick. I don't know if it's dozens or hundreds, but it's a lot anyway. I hurriedly urged Brother Monkey again: Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey was also taken aback when he sat up, it is estimated that he also did not expect that so many people would suddenly appear in the barren mountains and mountains here.

Seeing that we were up, the people around us took a few steps closer to us. I said Brother Monkey, it really didn't take any effort to come, now we don't need to look for Senior Brother Sha, just ask them if you want to?

Just as I was about to stand up, I suddenly felt a tightness on my body, and when I looked down, I realized that the net that was pressing on us had been tightened; Only then did I realize that I still had a net on my body.

I tried to break free, but a few men immediately came up and grabbed us one by one, and then tied us with a very thick rope. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, didn't you say you wanted to ask them? Now ask! I said to the two people who tied the rope to me: Brother, you must have recognized the wrong person, we didn't know you at all when we first arrived.

Don't recognize? Suddenly, a loud voice rang out. It wasn't the one who tied the rope to me, it was a bald monk who appeared directly across from us. I was happy to see the monk, so I hurriedly shouted: Brother, the old pig used to be a monk, which sect are you? Maybe we'll still get married.

You just said you didn't know me? The bald monk stared at me and asked. I didn't know what he meant, so I had to say: Tell me where you are from, maybe the old pig can really figure it out.

Depend on! So you don't know me when you say that? It's okay, let's get to know each other slowly! When the time comes, you will know what kind of person I Lu Zhishen is.

Lu Zhishen? Brother Monkey and I looked at each other for a moment, and then said: Brother, have you seen the Water Margin? Could it be that Lu Zhishen is your idol? Since you've watched Water Margin, you must have also watched Journey to the West, right? We are Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong in Journey to the West! Remember?

Lu Zhishen turned around and drank: I don't know what bullshit you're talking about, shut your stinky mouth! Then Lu Zhishen waved his hand and beckoned the people around him to take us with him.

Brother Monkey grinned and said Idiot, you are so stupid, how can he watch Water Margin Journey to the West? I'm right to think about it. But I still have a question, that is, why did they arrest us? We have no grudges or hatreds. Brother Monkey said that you have to ask them this question, and Lao Sun can't answer it.

So I asked the man next to me: Hey! Brother, why did you arrest us as soon as we didn't know each other? At first, he didn't want to answer, but when I asked for the third time, he finally answered, and he said something like this: I guess it's our eldest brother who fell in love with you, and I guess he wanted to use it as a snack. When I heard that the goosebumps on my body rose, I said: You won't be so cold, can you not even afford pork? The man said that there is no mistake, our eldest brother never eats pork.

So what kind of meat does he eat? Human flesh! The man said.

Human flesh? I don't understand, it seems that their eldest brother Lu Zhishen still treats me as a human being.

That's right! The man went on to say that he especially likes to eat the fat on people's bodies. Fat? Where is that? I asked. Where else do you think it would be? The man glanced at my ass with his eyes, and I immediately understood what was going on.

I turned my head and said to Brother Monkey, "Brother Monkey, did you hear that?" He's going to eat our meat! Let's run away! Brother Monkey smiled and said: He only said that he wanted to eat your meat, but he didn't say that he wanted to eat my grandson's meat. I was right, so I turned around and asked the man who was talking to me just now: Brother, is it possible that your eldest brother only eats my meat? So what are you doing with him? Isn't it useless? Let's let him go! I turned the corners of my mouth towards Brother Monkey.

The man said, "He? It's impossible to eat meat anymore, skinny...... Brother Monkey is starting to be overjoyed. …… However, it is estimated that it is still quite good to boil bone broth and drink it. As soon as the man finished speaking, Brother Monkey's face immediately became gloomy again. I almost didn't laugh out loud, and it took me a long time before I said, "What about Brother Monkey?" You can't escape it! A look of schadenfreude.

I don't know where they're going to take us, but we have walked a long way and still show no signs of stopping. I whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey! Let's run away, or we'll be sinned."

Brother Monkey also whispered: Let's talk about it when we get to their nest, adapt to the situation, maybe Senior Brother Ersha was arrested by them! It's true? I said. If you don't believe me, ask the person next to you. Brother Monkey said.

So I started talking to the man next to me again: Brother, where do you live? Why hasn't it been yet? The man glanced at me vigilantly and said, "It's almost over!" I leaned over to the man, and then lowered my voice and asked him: "Brother, did you arrest someone in the morning?" It's also around that place.

How do you know? The man looked surprised. I don't know what the old pig is, this pediatrician! After that, I threw down the suspicious man and then turned to Brother Monkey and said, "Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha is really there with them!" Brother Monkey said I'll just say it, wait until you get to them to see if it's Senior Brother Sha, if so, then you can be rescued by the way, if not, it's not too late to escape. I nodded, feeling that Brother Monkey was very thoughtful.

Walking and walking, after reaching a small hill, the speed of the people in front of me slowed down significantly, and I asked the man next to me: Is it home? The man gave me a strange look and said, "We're home, but you're not necessarily." The dense crowd of people in front of me gradually dispersed, and only then did I see the situation in front clearly, and I saw a group of scattered houses scattered on the hill, and it seemed that this was their residence. I wonder what so many people in the barren mountains and mountains here eat?

When he was thinking nonsense, the two men behind him were pushing again, telling us to move forward quickly.

Along the lower road, there was only the bald monk brother and a few men escorting us along the way.

I walked and talked to the monk as I walked: Brother, the old pig sees that you are also a monk, you might as well persuade you a few words, as the saying goes, "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha", "the bitter sea is endless, and the shore is the shore", or let us go, let go of those people inside; Besides, monks are not allowed to eat meat.

Lu Zhishen suddenly turned around, looked at me in a daze, and said: Lao Tzu fell into this field because he listened to those old bald donkeys too much; If you don't eat meat, it's better to let Lao Tzu die if you don't eat meat! Bullshit "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot", bullshit "the sea of bitterness is endless, and the shore is back"! Phew! The monk looked very angry and scolded with a big grin. I thought that this guy was probably going crazy, and it was useless to persuade nature, so I decided to save some effort again.

The men who escorted us up stopped moving when they came to the house, but a few men who came out of the house took over and escorted us into the house, and they trotted down. The men who took over put us in a small room and tied us to a pillar.

Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of a man in the corner. Senior Brother Sha! I couldn't help but shout. Hearing my scream, Brother Monkey also turned around and asked, "Where is it?" I threw my mouth into the corner of the wall angrily, and said, "That's not?" Although Senior Brother Sha fell to the ground, he was still awake, because after we shouted, Senior Brother Sha straightened up and came halfway up.

Senior brother and second senior brother? How are you? I said it's not all because of you? Where did you find food to get caught here? It turned out that Senior Brother Sha was also arrested in the open space where we were arrested, and Senior Brother Sha said that he had already put the mountain fruits in his clothes at that time, but he didn't expect to be caught by these guys as soon as he got off the tree. Then why didn't they tie you to a pillar? I asked curiously.

According to my old pig's experience, it seems that it is better to be tied to a pillar than to fall to the ground, especially during the day. Senior Brother Sha said that he didn't know about this, anyway, he was thrown there as soon as he came in, and he didn't know what they were going to do. I said they were going to eat our meat! Eating meat? Senior Brother Sha was taken aback.

That's right! I replied in the affirmative.

Senior Brother Sha was stunned for a while and said, "Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, why don't you run away?" I said angrily: It's not that Brother Monkey said that we would save you, so we will be arrested, otherwise just a few of them, the old pig doesn't take them seriously at all! Brother Monkey said what's wrong? Could it be that Senior Brother Sha is to blame? There's nothing strange about Senior Brother Sha...... I deliberately only said half of it.

Then you mean to blame my grandson? Brother Monkey looked angry.

Senior Brother Sha said: Okay, okay! Senior brother and second senior brother, don't quarrel, let's quickly find a way to get out. Brother Monkey said that it was not difficult to get out, but he wanted to see how the monk ate human flesh.

I said, Brother Monkey, what do you mean? It's obviously aimed at my old pig! Why is it targeting you again? Brother Monkey asked rhetorically. Look at it, there are only three of us who were arrested, and I am the fattest among them, and it just so happens that the monk likes to eat fatty meat, and now you want to see how he eats meat, isn't this a joke that you want to see my old pig? Brother Monkey grinned and said Idiot, you have become smart recently, and you can even figure out Lao Sun's thoughts.

As he spoke, a bald head came in, followed by a body. Finally saw clearly, it was the monk, Lu Zhishen! Behind him were a few big men, probably planning to eat our meat.

Sure enough, Lu Zhishen walked back and forth between us a few times, and looked us up and down. In the end, Lu Zhishen's eyes really stopped on me. I felt a chill in my heart: It's over, he really took me to the knife first! Brother Monkey gloated and smiled on the side. It seems that Lu Zhishen really likes to eat fatty meat, because he actually reached out and pinched my ass a few times, and then nodded, as if to say: Well, the meat here is good! I barely laughed out loud when he pinched it; I said, brother, can you be lighter? Or is it the point? You can't stand it like an itchy old pig! Lu Zhishen glanced at me with a very strange look, and then beckoned the two people behind him to come up and untie the rope. I think Lu Zhishen must have never seen anyone who talked and laughed with him before he died, and it is estimated that my old pig is the first.

Seeing them coming up, I hurriedly shouted at Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, stop playing, hurry up! Brother Monkey didn't speak, just looked at me with a smile. Senior Brother Sha also persuaded beside him: Senior Brother, think of a way!

When I was about to be escorted out of the room by them, Brother Monkey opened his mouth and said, "Hey, monk! Listen to me! Seeing that Brother Monkey spoke, my hanging heart fell to the ground again.

Lu Zhishen turned around and walked towards Brother Monkey, and when he came to him, he asked, "What's the matter?" Brother Monkey smiled and said to him, "Aren't you going to choose a drink?" The meat on the pig's head is not good, not to mention all fat, and the meat is still rough; It's better to choose the lean meat on my grandson's body, to ensure that there is no fat at all, and it is still tender. Hearing Brother Monkey say this, I also hurriedly helped and said: That's it! It is! He has a lot of lean flesh on his body, and after cutting it, new flesh can grow in the original place, and he can't cut it all.

It is estimated that after hearing me say so mysterious, Lu Zhishen seemed to be moved, look at me, and then look at it again; Look at Brother Monkey, and then look at me again. After thinking about it, Lu Zhishen finally made a decision: pull the fat one out and fry it, pull the thin one out to stew and drink, and keep that one for now, and then plan later!

I couldn't cry or laugh, I didn't expect Lu Zhishen to make such a decision.

Brother Monkey gave me a look, and I realized that Brother Monkey was prompting me that he was ready to do it.

Suddenly, Lu Zhishen fell to the ground with a pop, and he didn't see what was going on. It wasn't until Lu Zhishen got up that I found that Brother Monkey had come down from the pillar at some point and was standing behind Lu Zhishen! After knocking down Lu Zhishen, Brother Monkey ran towards me, and the two men who held me saw Brother Monkey coming, and hurriedly went to parry, but they were also put down in the blink of an eye.

After untying the rope on my body, Brother Monkey said: You hurry up and save Senior Brother Sha, Lao Sun will deal with these guys. I said yes, and ran over.

Lu Zhishen and the two big men had already gotten up from the ground at this time, and they didn't know what was going on or how Brother Monkey got down from the pillar. But there is one thing that you don't have to think about, that is, Brother Monkey beat them, and they must fight back. So, the three of them rushed towards Brother Monkey together.

Why didn't they rush towards me and Senior Brother Sha? This is called "the wronged debtor has the owner", it was Brother Monkey who overthrew them, and they naturally could only seek revenge from Brother Monkey.

They had only been fighting for a short time before a large crowd of people poured in from outside. Brother Monkey, what should I do now? I said.

Run! What else can I do? Brother Monkey said anxiously.

Brother Monkey, just kill them all, lest they eat people in the future! I had just run two steps before I stopped and said to Brother Monkey.

Where do you have so much? If you are told to run, you will run! Brother Monkey looked impatient.

Run, anyway, the old pig has no burden.

Then Brother Monkey also followed, and as soon as I went out, I was dumbfounded, because the hillside was already full of men of all sizes at some point.

When I was in a daze, Brother Monkey came out and hit me on the back.

Brother Monkey asked angrily: "Idiot, why don't you run away?"

I said, Brother Monkey, look ahead! You'll know after reading it!

Sure enough, Brother Monkey was also dumbfounded.

Hit! Brother Monkey reacted and shouted.

Well, just fight, the old pig is not so easy to bully.

Brother Monkey said while fighting: Idiot, just teach them a lesson, and we'll deal with that monk later! I said I got it.

Gradually, we couldn't resist it, because there were so many of them that we sent them away and came back and forth, and there were countless of them. Suddenly, everyone stopped fighting with us and slowly retreated to the sidelines.

I thought that these people were really empathetic, and knew that we were about to be overwhelmed, so I gave us a chance to catch our breath. But that's not the case, because Brother Monkey is telling us to look at the back.

When I turned around, I found that Lu Zhishen had stood behind us at some point, and seeing us facing him, it was strange that Lu Zhishen turned his body and turned his back to us. The three of us started looking at each other.

What's even more strange is that Lu Zhishen turned around and bent down again, pouting his ass up at us.

Just when we were puzzled, a strong stench came to our faces! Lu Zhishen farted! It was my first reaction after smelling that smell. The stench lasted for a while, and then Lu Zhishen turned around again; Suddenly, I felt blurry in front of me, and then my head dizzy, and I didn't know anything. When I woke up again, I found that we had been caught again, and so did Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.

When I asked about my previous experience, I found out that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were the same as me. It seems that we were smoked by Lu Zhishen's stinky fart! It seems that Lu Zhishen's stinky fart is very powerful!

Not long after we woke up, Lu Zhishen came in, and I guess he also guessed what we were talking about, so he laughed and said: You guys are really fucked, you still want to run in front of my weasel magic skills? Tell you! There are no doors!

I hurriedly patted his ass and said, "That's it!" Is that! Brother, your weasel magic skills are really powerful, and the younger brothers are willing to bow down.

Lu Zhishen said: It's not okay to bow to the wind, I still have to eat your meat.

Especially you! Lu Zhishen walked up and down the hill to look at me, and then said, after finishing speaking, he smiled heavily, and laughed so creepily.

No wonder his stinky fart is so powerful, it turns out to be a weasel's miracle, grandma's! Brother Monkey scolded a few words.

It seems that Lu Zhishen doesn't know our strength, and I don't know if he has figured out how Brother Monkey got off the tied pillar before; I wonder if he just didn't see it, because the rope he used to tie us up now was the same as before.

So, we have another chance to escape.

I said to Brother Monkey, quietly: Brother Monkey! Let's run away, he'll be done with our meat later.

Brother Monkey said what are you afraid of, anyway, they won't eat my grandson first, they will definitely take you under the knife. I said: Hmph, that's not necessarily, haven't you heard that he wants to deal with us together?

Brother Monkey stopped talking, turned his head as if he was in deep thought, and I don't know if it was my words or Brother Monkey had other plans. Senior Brother Sha also spoke: Brother Monkey, what should we do now? To run or not to run? That monk seems to be very powerful! Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Don't run away first, let's talk about it depending on the situation.

I think Brother Monkey must be afraid of the weasel's magic skills, afraid of smelling Lu Zhishen's stinky fart again.

After a while, Lu Zhishen came in again and said to the minions guarding next to us: Watch them carefully, don't let them run anymore, otherwise they will go around; Lao Tzu will eat them again tomorrow.

The minions immediately agreed. When I heard that Lu Zhishen would only eat us tomorrow, I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that there would always be a chance to escape this time. However, the old pig still hopes that Lu Zhishen will change his mind, it is uncivilized to eat human flesh tomorrow, so I want to persuade him to let us go. So, I sighed: Alas! It's the same root, why is it too anxious!

When I said this, I made a loud voice, but Lu Zhishen, who had already walked to the door, heard it, so he turned around and walked over to me again. I deliberately said it out loud to him, and it seems that the effect has been achieved.

What did you just say? Lu Zhishen looked at me with a complicated look, and it is estimated that he has never seen a strange-shaped guy who can recite poetry.

I took the opportunity to say affectionately: Brother, we used to be monks, and we were still a family five hundred years ago; Can you let us go?

Lu Zhishen dangled in front of me twice, and then said indignantly: I'm bah! Who's the same family with you? Lao Tzu hates monks the most now! After finishing speaking, Lu Zhishen walked away without looking back, leaving only the ** of us.

Brother Monkey said: It's good now, it's one step closer to hatred, you are ready to enjoy the special care of the "family", nerd!

Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, don't get close to them anymore, let's find a way to get out of here as soon as possible!

Leave? You say it simply! You treat us like transparent people! As soon as Senior Brother Sha's words fell, the minions who were guarding next to us spoke. I hurriedly persuaded me that we didn't mean that.

finally calmed down those minions, and then I said to Senior Brother Sha: Senior Brother Sha, you are really, speak quietly, how can you be as if they don't exist? People have self-esteem! Senior Brother Sha nodded and said, "That's it!" Is that! I was wrong.

Senior Brother Sha turned to ask Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, what should we do now?

Brother Monkey thought for a moment and said: Night! I see, Brother Monkey must be planning to take us out at night. I thought it was a good idea, the moon was dark and the wind was high, so it was best to sneak around.

The evening was coming soon, and the guys next to me were all eating with huge rice bowls. I felt even more hungry, and my stomach began to rumble uncontrollably. I couldn't help it, so I said to the man closest to me: Brother, can you leave some for my old pig? The man glanced at me, then turned back to his meal.

Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, bear with it any longer, how can they give us food?

After a while, I finally came up with a brilliant idea, thinking that Lu Zhishen would definitely give us food after hearing it. So I said to the man who was about to finish eating: Hey! I want to see your boss! Hurry up, it's a big deal! You will be responsible for the delay! The man saw that my tone was very serious, not like a joke, so he took it seriously, paused and finally stood up and walked outside.

After a while, Lu Zhishen came in, and the man pointed at me and said: He, he said that he had something important to look for you. Lu Zhishen looked impatient, walked up to me and asked: What's the matter?

I said confidently: I want to eat! Lu Zhishen laughed when he heard it, and said that you are really a person, and you don't look at what your identity is now, and you still want to waste our food, cut! Lu Zhishen said a word that Brother Monkey likes to say.

Seeing that Lu Zhishen refused, I said the words I had already thought of: Don't you like to eat fatty meat the most? The old pig has it, but if you let me starve like this, I can guarantee that I will lose weight tomorrow, and then I will see if you regret it; A few catties of pork and a little bit of food, you weigh it yourself!

Lu Zhishen tilted his head and looked at me for a while, then lowered his head and thought for a while.

Finally, he spoke, and said to the men next to him: Go, get him something to eat!

The plan finally succeeded, and I couldn't help but rejoice. Now the situation has become like this: the old pig is squatting on the side and eating with a big mouthful, and Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are tied up on the side and staring at me with big eyes.

At the end of the meal, I thought that this didn't seem to be interesting enough, so I picked up the rice bowl and walked up to Senior Brother Sha and said, "Senior Brother Sha, you can also take two bites!" Senior Brother Sha said again and again: No, no, Second Senior Brother, you can eat by yourself. Brother Monkey joked on the side: I only give leftovers to others, and I am not ashamed! I said, Brother Monkey, are you jealous?

Want to take two bites too? Come on, the old pig is very generous! After saying that, I scooped up a spoonful of food and sent it to Brother Monkey's mouth.

Brother Monkey said: Go, go, go! Lao Sun doesn't eat these pig foods! I looked unhappy and said: Don't eat and pull down, it just so happens that the old pig hasn't eaten enough! After that, I picked up the rest of the food.

It was getting late and late, Lu Zhishen and those men all fell asleep, and just when I was in a daze and wanted to sleep, I suddenly heard Brother Monkey calling: Idiot! Senior Brother Sha! Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! I hurriedly agreed: The old pig is here!

After that, Brother Monkey appeared in front of me, and I don't know how long it has been since he came down from the pillar.

Brother Monkey untied the rope on our bodies, and then whispered: Hurry up, move lightly! As I walked out of the door, there was a sudden clanging sound behind me, and then the road in front of me seemed to be blocked, and I don't know what it was. Because the black light was blind, I had to call Brother Monkey softly: Brother Monkey! We can't get out! Brother Monkey also came, and as soon as Brother Monkey came over, he heard a clang. Brother Monkey said: It's over! The road behind is also blocked!

Just when we were at a loss, the front and back shouted at the same time, and then we saw many lights turned on, and then we saw Lu Zhishen's old face. I said, Brother Monkey, aren't you? He was going to run away at night, but now that he's been discovered again, maybe he'll have to take us under the knife right now.

When the lights came on, I realized that we were locked in an iron cage.

Lu Zhishen looked at us carefully, and then laughed and said: Lao Tzu knew that you would escape, but I didn't expect you to be really fooled. After finishing speaking, he beckoned the people next to him to come and take us down, and when he held us, he still used his weasel magic to smoke us down first, otherwise I would not have caught us so easily.

When we woke up again, we were tied to the pillar again, and Brother Monkey said: Grandma's! What a stinky fart! I said Brother Monkey, aren't you talking nonsense? Stinky farts are not smelly can they still be called stinky farts? Brother Monkey stopped talking.

Fortunately, Lu Zhishen said that he would kill us when it was dawn, and now they still have to sleep. After the surroundings were quiet, we began to think of a way to escape again.

But something terrible happened, because Brother Monkey couldn't escape from the rope anymore. Brother Monkey was taken aback, and then began to look left and right. After a while, Brother Monkey screamed violently, "Ahh I said, Brother Monkey, what are you fussing about. Brother Monkey can't say it, this time the rope that tied us was stained with dog blood, and I couldn't break free!

I looked down, and then sniffed vigorously with my nose, and sure enough, it smelled of dog blood; Because we are more afraid of dog blood, because once it is stained with dog blood, our spells cannot be cast, so we can't escape.

Brother Monkey looked annoyed and swayed there. I was also anxious, and said that it seems that Lu Zhishen is determined to eat us. Suddenly, Brother Monkey said that he had thought of a solution, and Senior Brother Sha and I hurriedly asked him what the solution was?

Brother Monkey said that there is a way, but you have to suffer a little bit, old pig. I said Brother Monkey, you say, when is it now, what is it to be a little hard, it's better than losing your life!

Brother Monkey nodded and said: Okay, you can do it yourself! I said yes, you can say it quickly, don't always sell off. Brother Monkey said: Just stand still and don't move, remember, no matter what happens, you can't shout, otherwise we will all be done; Did you know? I said okay, the old pig knows, you can tell what to do!

You promise you won't scream? Brother Monkey asked again. Ah! Why are you so verbose? The old pig said no, when did the old pig lie to you? Brother Monkey said that's good!

As soon as the words fell, a fire suddenly appeared in Brother Monkey's mouth, and flew straight towards me, and then it landed on me, burning fiercely. I didn't expect Brother Monkey to come back with this trick, and I was about to scream, but suddenly I remembered that it would cause more trouble, so I had to grit my teeth and endure it.

I was anxious and whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey! What do you mean? Do you want me to become an old pig? Brother Monkey smiled and said Nerd, you bear with it first, and you'll know what's going on later.

The fire is getting bigger and bigger, and the old pig's body is as if it is being cut by a knife, and the pain is unbearable. Just when I couldn't support it anymore, Brother Monkey suddenly took another breath and took all the fire back from my body, leaving only curling smoke. I shuddered and shushhhhhhhh It hurts to death! It hurts to death!

Brother Monkey said: Shhh

Brother Monkey said: Idiot, if you work hard now, the rope can break free!

Sure enough, this time he didn't hesitate to break the rope.

After that, I endured the pain and untied the rope on Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and I said Brother Monkey, you are really, you actually came up with such a bad idea! What did you just say? Brother Monkey asked. So I had no choice but to keep silent.

Senior Brother Sha said: Brother Monkey, let's run away? Brother Monkey said hatefully: This time you can't just leave like this, Lao Sun must teach them a lesson! I shushed and said, "Yes! We must teach them a lesson, otherwise the old pig will suffer in vain.

So we smeared into the innermost room, and Brother Monkey said that it was estimated that Lu Zhishen lived there.

Sure enough, Brother Monkey was right. I walked forward and lifted Lu Zhishen's ear, and Lu Zhishen woke up. Seeing that it was us, he stood up and was about to stand up, but was suppressed by me in time; Then, Brother Monkey also stepped forward with an arrow, and punched the door with a puff, and Lu Zhishen immediately wilted. Then Brother Monkey called me outside and shouted, saying that he wanted to call everyone else.

Sure enough, it wasn't long before a large crowd gathered around the room; Because we saw that their boss was in our hands, no one dared to move. Brother Monkey said sharply: Lao Sun originally wanted to forget it like this, but he didn't expect you to want to eat our meat again and again; I'll abolish you today, and see if you dare to mess around in the future! After speaking, Brother Monkey raised his hand and prepared to slap it on Lu Zhishen's head.

Lu Zhishen saw that Brother Monkey was really here, and hurriedly shouted: Big brother, I was wrong! Big brother, I was wrong!

Brother Monkey raised his hand and put it down again, saying that it is best to know his mistakes; So now what do you say? Lu Zhishen said: I swear, I swear that I will never eat human flesh again, and I will never bully people passing by again!

Brother Monkey said: There is no evidence, how dare you dare to believe you? Lu Zhishen thought about it for a long time but didn't come up with a solution, so he began to ask Brother Monkey's opinion. Brother Monkey said: How many people have you eaten before? Lu Zhishen said with sincere fear: It's less than ten! Ten? Grandma's! Brother Monkey scolded again.

Since you have eaten ten people, it is not too much for Lao Sun to ask you for one hand now! Brother Monkey said.

Yes? Do you want my hand? Lu Zhishen was taken aback.

Isn't it okay? Brother Monkey asked sharply again.

Oh! Okay, okay! Ah! What a mess of Lao Tzu in the future! It's painful.

Brother Monkey said: This is just a small lesson for you, if you dare to do it again in the future, Lao Sun will want your head.

Lu Zhishen said: Yes, yes, yes! Don't dare anymore!

When the knife fell, Brother Monkey cut off one of Lu Zhishen's hands. Lu Zhishen fainted on the spot. The men around were all stunned, it is estimated that they didn't expect Brother Monkey to be so ruthless. Brother Monkey raised Lu Zhishen's hand in his hand and said: If you dare to do this again in the future, he will be your end! The men around him didn't squeak.

I said Brother Monkey, let them go like this? How else? Brother Monkey asked rhetorically.

But we dismissed all of them before leaving, and now they're all frightened, so we hurriedly agreed.