Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (30)
Walking on the road, I said worriedly: Brother Monkey, do you think that kid Lu Zhishen will continue to treat the people who come after him like us? Brother Monkey said that it probably won't be. Senior Brother Sha said: Yes! Oh, yes! He's a one-armed man now, what else is he doing? I don't think it's going to be a big climate. I'm right, if a slap doesn't make a sound, he will be more sad in the future. But after thinking about it, I thought about it again, and this is called the price.
The next day we arrived at a county seat, which was not very big; Brother Monkey told us to rest here for a day, and then we will continue tomorrow. Find a restaurant that looks relatively clean, and we're ready to go inside.
As usual, Brother Monkey took the lead. Unexpectedly, Brother Monkey stopped when he walked to the door just now. I said, Brother Monkey, what are you doing? I didn't walk but suddenly braked, and I had to chase the tail end with Senior Brother Sha! Brother Monkey didn't speak, but Senior Brother Sha spoke: Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother He is also forced to do so! Only then did I find out that it was Brother Monkey who was blocking a person in front of him, with a big belly and a big head, and it seemed to be at the boss level.
Without waiting for us to ask for an understanding, the big belly and big head spoke first, and looked very polite: I'm sorry, we can't let you in here! Why? Brother Monkey asked.
The big belly stopped talking, just glanced back and forth at us, and the meaning was clear: Look at your virtue, are you still qualified to enter the restaurant? I wonder if he must be despising us for being ugly. Senior Brother Sha said: Forget Brother Monkey, let's go elsewhere and have a look! Senior Brother Sha was about to turn around when he was pulled by me, because I found that Brother Monkey was confronting that person, and he looked very annoyed.
I don't know if Brother Monkey wants to fight with him, if so, then we can't just walk away; Now it's our brothers who are fighting with others, and we naturally can't stand by as brothers, so I pulled Senior Brother Sha to stop. Just when I wondered why Brother Monkey didn't make a move, Brother Monkey made an unexpected action for my old pig: he reached into the tiger skin skirt and took out a large stack of banknotes, which looked like tens of thousands of yuan.
Then, Brother Monkey took out a small stack and threw it in front of the big belly, and did not speak. Big Belly was stunned for a moment, then smiled, and then shook his head.
I don't understand what it means to have a big belly, don't give him so much money now? What a nerd! Brother Monkey is a smart man, and when he saw the situation, he pulled out a small stack from the big pile of banknotes, and then threw it in front of the big belly.
This time, the big belly saw that the eyes of the money were open, and hurriedly accepted the two stacks of money together, and then respectfully made a gesture of invitation and let us into the house.
But instead of letting us sit in the hall, he led us into a small separate room. Big Belly said: Wait a minute, I'll come and arrange food for you right away. After saying that, he went out with a smile.
I said Brother Monkey, you are really good, you actually smashed people into submission! Brother Monkey said: Cut! What is that? If you don't let us in, Lao Sun will use money to stone them to death, and see what they have to say.
I think Brother Monkey is really a hero. Therefore, the old pig thinks that the one who kills people with peerless martial arts is not called a hero, and only the one who stons others to death with money is called a hero, the real kind.
After a while, Big Belly came in and said he was going to order food for us. I saw the big belly face smiling brightly, so I asked him: Are you a worker? The big belly smiled and said no, I'm the boss here.
Well! I nodded at him and said, "Not bad, not bad!" You're rich!
The big belly thought that I was wishing him a prosperous business, and thanked him vigorously. I heard that he was the boss, and now he came to order food for us personally, so we looked at each other a little.
The boss is worthy of being a smart man, and immediately reacted, saying: Oh, that's the case, I think it would be better for me to entertain you personally. Brother Monkey nodded and didn't speak, just looking at the recipe.
The strange thing is that Brother Monkey hasn't started to order it for a long time, and there is no one.
I got impatient and said, "Brother Monkey, can you hurry up?" The old pigs are almost hungry!
Brother Monkey handed over the recipe and said: Lao Sun doesn't know how to read.
I said, "Cut!" If you don't know how to read, you can say it early, why delay so long? Really!
In the end, I ordered ten catties of fruit, eight catties of roast cakes, and five roast geese, needless to say, I know what we eat.
The boss was dumbfounded when he heard us order so much. I said, "What's wrong?" No? The big-bellied boss reacted and hurriedly said: Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll get a few of you going!
As soon as the big belly left, Brother Monkey was muttering again: Idiot, why are you so direct? How many points can't be divided? Do you want to scare people once? What am I afraid of? We don't eat for nothing.
After dinner, the big-bellied boss pointed us to a more famous hotel, saying that it was good and cheap. I only knew when I went, Wumart was reasonable, but the price was not necessarily.
According to the big-bellied boss, if we had to keep going, it would take us a few days to see a market town, so we immediately decided to order some fruit cakes and roast goose from him and take them with us to eat on the way. We had our hair out the next morning, very early, just dawning.
Sure enough, there was an endless forest in front of me, and I said that fortunately the big belly told us the truth, otherwise it would be more uncomfortable. Senior Brother Sha said that that's not bad, he should have given him so much money!
By the third day, we hadn't seen the end of the forest yet, but there were fewer and fewer fruit cakes and roast goose in our baggage, and the worst thing was that there was less and less water in the water bags.
I complained that I don't know how long this mysterious space is, and why I can't see a single edge until now? Senior Brother Sha comforted and said: Second Senior Brother, hold on to it any longer, it is estimated that we will be able to find someone after crossing the mountain, then we will have water to drink and something to eat.
Then we entered a valley, and then began to climb up slowly, and when we reached the top of the mountain, I fell to the ground with a pop, and said again and again: I am tired of the old pig! I'm tired of killing old pigs! Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha also sat down to rest. As I lay down and looked down, I wondered what a human potential could be! Such a steep, unclimbable mountain actually allowed us to climb up.
Just as I was closing my eyes and recuperating, I suddenly heard Brother Monkey shouting: Idiot! Senior Brother Sha! Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! I yelled, Brother Monkey, what are you doing? Surprised! Brother Monkey said get up and see, we have water to drink! When I heard that there was water to drink, I immediately got up, and while looking around, I asked, "Where?" Brother Monkey pointed to a big tree not far in front of him and said, "Oh, that's not?" I went over to that side, and just as I saw a figure pass by, behind a tree.
I quickly got up, grabbed my baggage, and ran over there. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha shouted from behind: Second Senior Brother, wait a while! Nerds! Wait a minute! I didn't care, I still ran forward at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles.
This proves once again that human potential is enormous, and the reason for this is hope.
When I ran to the tree, I saw an old man sitting with his back on his back. I paused slightly, and then waited for Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha to come up. I said, "Look, there are really people!" Let's go, find what he wants to eat! Brother Monkey hurriedly stopped me and said that it was better to let Senior Brother Sha go, we would scare him if we went. I said okay, Senior Brother Sha, you must succeed in convincing him, otherwise we will all suffer.
Senior Brother Sha walked over to the old man for a while, and then beckoned to us. When he saw us, the old man was so startled that he almost didn't fall to the ground. At that time, the old man was sitting on a stone bench with a pampa plate for meditation. Senior Brother Sha hurriedly helped the old man up, and said embarrassedly: I'm sorry, old man, it's all my fault that I didn't inform you in advance, which frightened you! The old man was very reasonable, and said that it was okay, and he thought that he had seen the cat give birth to a mouse.
I was even happier when I saw the old man, not because he was handsome, but because I saw that there was a well in front of him, which was steaming cold!
I was about not to go up to fetch water to drink, but I was stopped by Senior Brother Sha.
Senior Brother Sha said: Don't be busy yet, it is estimated that this well belongs to the old man, let's say hello to him first. I was right, so I followed Senior Brother Sha to the old man and said, "Old man, we are hungry and thirsty when we walk, and I want to ask you for some water to drink, how about it?"
The old man glanced at me with a sparkling eye, and then said, "Where are you from?" Where are you going? I learned what Brother Monkey said: We have come from a distant place and are going to a distant place.
It could be seen that the old man was not satisfied with my answer; But soon he went on to ask: How did you get such a look?
I thought that this old man was too troublesome, and asked questions; I didn't want to answer him, but after thinking about it, I had to ask for it now, so I had to answer patiently: That's it. The old man looked around at us for a while, sighed, and said, "Sin, sin, sin!" I wonder if the old man must have thought of us as deformed.
I asked again, "Old man, can we drink the water from your well?" Only then did the old man react and said: Yes, of course, but you must pay attention to hygiene, and you can't dirty the well water.
I said it was, and ran over.
When I ran over, I realized that we were facing another difficulty, which was how to get water out of the well, because there was not a single bucket around. This time I was completely dumbfounded.
So Senior Brother Sha and I hurriedly ran over and asked the old man: Old man, can I borrow your bucket for use. Because it wasn't until the old man stood up that I found that there was a small bucket behind him, and it was estimated that the old man was here to carry water from the residents of the neighborhood. Before the old man could answer, Brother Monkey ran over and ran to the two buckets. It seemed that the old man had stopped talking.
Brother Monkey said: Hey, there's still water in here! Let my grandson take two sips first. After speaking, Brother Monkey held the bucket and planned to pour it into his mouth. Stop it! The old man shouted. What's wrong? Brother Monkey, who hadn't drunk the water yet, stopped his movements and asked.
If you don't pay attention to hygiene, how can you drink water in a bucket? With a scoop!
Brother Monkey looked around, but he didn't find a water scoop around, so he said: Old man, you are so troublesome, you don't have water scoop here, where can I get it?
The old man said I don't care, you can't drink the water in the bucket anyway! When the old man said this, he seemed categorical and completely serious.
At this time, Senior Brother Sha also walked up and said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, the old man is right, you can't drink water in this bucket, so what will people do later?
The old man stopped talking, but looked at us angrily; It's like saying: If you dare to drink, try it! Brother Monkey ignored this, stopped Senior Brother Sha and said: What are you afraid of? Why don't you wash him up later? Drink it first and then talk about it. After speaking, Brother Monkey raised the bucket and drank the water, gurgling.
Seeing that Brother Monkey was drinking happily, my throat and eyes were also itchy, so I also leaned over and said: Brother Monkey, leave some for my old pig! Leave some for my old pig.
The water was drunk, and the old man was annoyed more than before, and looked; puffed up, like a defeated frog. Senior Brother Sha didn't drink water, he hurriedly walked over to comfort the old man: Don't be angry, don't be angry, let's wash the bucket and get you a bucket! The old man didn't appreciate it, avoided Senior Brother Sha's comfort, and came forward, pointing at me and Brother Monkey's noses and scolding, saying that we don't understand the rules at all, and we don't pay attention to it at all. Brother Monkey didn't seem to feel the seriousness of the situation, as if he didn't feel that the old man was already very angry, and still said to the old man with a hippie smile: Old man, you are angry with a little family, Lao Sun just drank a little water from you, and he was angry like this, and Lao Sun will not be able to give you another bucket? After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey went to get the bucket, probably planning to remedy it. I also hurried up to help, for fear that the old man would be powerful again.
It's not that I'm afraid of what he will do to us, but I'm afraid that the old man will be verbose for a while, which is what the old pig is more afraid of.
Before our hands could touch the edge of the bucket, something suddenly appeared in front of us and swept the bucket away with a whoosh. I and Brother Monkey were shocked, wondering what the hell was going on? Looking back, the two buckets were in the old man's hand, and his other hand was holding a whip.
I see, the old man must have put the bucket back with his whip just now, so we were left in the air.
Immediately, I was in awe of the old man: I can still have such extraordinary abilities at such an old age, and I can almost catch up with our immortals.
Seeing that the situation was not good, I hurriedly stepped forward with a smile and confessed my mistake to the old man, saying that we were wrong, and now I am at your disposal. The old man glanced at me, didn't speak, and then turned to look at Brother Monkey again. I understood that it must be the old man who wanted to see Brother Monkey's attitude, so I hurriedly glanced at Brother Monkey.
Of course, Brother Monkey is a smart person, and he knows what is going on, so Brother Monkey also said very sincerely: Yes! Now you can do what you say!
The old man seemed to be a little more pleasant, and said: The old man wanted to forget it like this, but you were so rude just now, so I decided to deal with you again.
I said old man, just say it, see what the hell is, we have to hurry!
The old man said, "I want you to do things for me." Work? What to do? The three of us said in unison.
The old man did not answer, but added: Do it for three days, and after three days you can go on; to make up for your mistakes.
Yes? Brother Monkey couldn't help it: Drink a little water from you, and you want us to help you do things for three days? Is there any mistake? Lao Sun is gone! After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he was about to walk forward, but was pulled back by Senior Brother Sha.
Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, let's listen to what the old man told us to do! After all, it was our fault first, and compensation should be compensated, not to mention that we are still an old man.
Senior Brother Sha's persuasion worked, and Brother Monkey really stopped, looking at the old man angrily, like a frog, as if to say: Lao Sun, let's see what you are telling us to do for the time being!
When the old man saw that we were all quiet, he said again: "You, herd the sheep." The old man pointed his finger at me as he said this. Sheep? I said. But I thought it would be an easy job, just drive the sheep up the slope and be done; So I couldn't help but rejoice in my heart. That's right, it's sheep herding! The old man affirmed my doubts.
You, chopping wood. The old man pointed to Senior Brother Sha again. Senior Brother Sha is relatively easy to speak, so he has no objections.
In the end, Brother Monkey was left, and I wondered what kind of work the old man would assign to Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey was squinting at the old man at this time, as if he was demonstrating. You, pick dung and grow vegetables. The old man finally spoke after a moment of silence, and when he said this, he pointed his hand at Brother Monkey's.
Yes? Pick up manure? We exclaimed almost at the same time, I really didn't expect the old man to give such a glorious and arduous task to Brother Monkey to do!
Yikes!! Brother Monkey finally couldn't bear it anymore, jumped down from the stone bench with a heel, ran to the old man with a smoke, and said: Old man, you say it again, what do you want my grandson to help you do?
I want you to pick up dung! The old man was very serious this time, so it sounded very clear.
As soon as Brother Monkey shook his hand, he shook off the old man's hand he was holding, and said hatefully: How unreasonable! It's just too deceitful! Oops old man! Plagued old man! Brother Monkey scolded again: Lao Sun won't agree today, see what you can do with me! Brother Monkey has played the temper of a leper dog.
The old man looked very angry, and scolded angrily: You are a sloppy, you dare to speak wildly, see if I don't fix you today! After saying that, the old man raised his whip and waved it at Brother Monkey.
Brother Monkey is Brother Monkey, of course he will not be hit by the old man so easily, so Brother Monkey only dodged it. It is estimated that the old man didn't expect Brother Monkey to be good, so he raised his backhand, and the whip flew straight towards Brother Monkey.
It can be seen that the old man is working harder this time, and looking at the trend of the whip, you can also see some clues, which was straight and slippery before, but now it is curved and changing, hiding a murderous intention.
It is estimated that Brother Monkey also noticed it, and he looked surprised by the price comparison. But Brother Monkey is still Brother Monkey, and he still dodged the whip with one dodge. The old man was furious this time, and raised his whip again.
Senior Brother Sha panicked when he saw it, and hurriedly persuaded Brother Monkey: Senior brother, just stand there and get a whip from the old man! Brother Monkey didn't speak, just stared at the whip in the old man's hand motionlessly.
I said to Senior Brother Sha: You are stupid! Brother Monkey, will he stand there stupidly waiting to be beaten? What a joke! Since Brother Monkey is not even happy to help the old man do things, how can he stand there and be beaten in vain? Right? It's easy to think about this question, but Senior Brother Sha doesn't have it.
The old man waved over again, and Brother Monkey rose into the air and climbed up the tree in one fell swoop, and the old man looked around for a long time before finding him.
Just when the old man was about to beat Brother Monkey again, Brother Monkey suddenly spoke: Okay! Old man, don't know what to do, my grandson has let you go several times; If you do it again, don't blame my grandson for being unkind! Brother Monkey looked very serious when he said this, not like a joke at all.
The old man was angry at the time, where did he take care of so much? So he picked up the whip anyway, and then waved it at Brother Monkey with a bang.
Brother Monkey fell down sharply and fell to the ground, and the old man's whip was emptied again. After Brother Monkey got off the ground, before the old man could react, a fierce man stabbed in front of the old man, and then grabbed the old man's two hands. Senior Brother Sha was frightened when he saw it, thinking that Brother Monkey was going to be rude to the old man, so he hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him.
At this time, I naturally can't stand aside, although the old pig is not a good person, but at the same time he is not a bad person, so when Brother Monkey was ready to teach the old man a lesson, I was obliged to follow Senior Brother Sha up, one by one to catch them, and also dissuad: It's good to talk about it! It's easy to talk about and discuss! Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, you must be calm, the old man is not beaten by those young people, if you do something to him, then we can't eat and walk around?
I am also persuading the old man: Don't get angry, everything is easy to talk about and discuss, let's go and help you herd sheep and chop firewood?
The old man didn't listen, and tried his best to break free from me, so I had to hurriedly ask Senior Brother Sha to let go of Brother Monkey, saying that if he didn't let go, the old man would be able to beat Brother Monkey.
Sure enough, the old man suddenly broke free, and once again picked up the whip and threw it in the direction of Brother Monkey. At this time, I realized that the old man's strength was too strong, and the old pig couldn't do anything at all. The old pig can be regarded as five big and three coarse, and even I can't do anything about it, so I can imagine how difficult it is.
I don't know if Senior Brother Sha didn't hear my shouting or was afraid that Brother Monkey would hurt the old man, anyway, he didn't let go, and saw that the whip was about to come to them. That's right, even when I came to them, it seemed that the old man wanted to teach Senior Brother Sha a lesson this time. Seeing that the whip was about to come to them, Senior Brother Sha reacted at this time, and hurriedly hugged Brother Monkey and planned to run to the side.
Of course, people can't run fast without whips, so with a "snap", I saw that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha suffered at the same time. I went up and pulled the old man to persuade him not to do it, and at the same time blamed him, saying: You are really, and you don't look at who is beating, even the person who persuades him to fight. The old man got angry and said I'm going to fight? Anyway, you're all together, who is not fighting? I thought that this old man was too unreasonable, so I stopped pulling him, and persuaded Senior Brother Sha to let Brother Monkey go, so let the two of them fight, let's just watch the excitement.
Senior Brother Sha said, Did you make a mistake? I actually think like that! I said you look at yourself, and run to persuade you with good intentions, but what is the result? Aren't you going to be beaten yet? It's better to hit someone than to be beaten by someone! Maybe it was my words that worked, maybe it was because the old man's whip just now was really powerful, anyway, Senior Brother Sha finally let go of Brother Monkey.
Seeing this, I hurriedly shouted next to me: Brother Monkey, give him some color to see, he really thinks we are easy to bully! Before, I thought he was an old man and asked him to be a little bit, but now it seems that he is as unreasonable as you; Above!
It is estimated that the old man saw that the whip could not hurt Brother Monkey, so after I let go of him and Senior Brother Sha let go of Brother Monkey, the old man simply threw away the whip in his hand, rolled up his sleeves, squatted down and walked on the horse to fight Brother Monkey with his bare hands.
Brother Monkey is even more afraid now, the old man has no whip in his hand, which is equivalent to an eagle without a claw, so there is no need to be afraid at all. Not to mention, the old man still looks decent when he practices the exercises, just like the real thing.
It wasn't until the two of them started fighting that I realized that the old man was not pretending before, but that he had real kung fu.
The old man first attacked Brother Monkey and punched him in the face. I thought that this old man's heart was too ruthless, and he wanted to disfigure people. Of course, Brother Monkey will not be so easy to be hit by him, so he naturally dodges it. After that, the old man made another trick to fight the cow across the mountain, trying to hurt Brother Monkey, but unfortunately he still failed to succeed. Of course, there was nothing between the old man's fight against cattle across the mountain, the old man was just slapping Brother Monkey through the air.
I haven't figured it out until now, does the old man's trick work? Can it hurt someone?
Brother Monkey and the old man had a hot fight in the open space, while Senior Brother Sha and I sat under the big tree and watched the heat.
Suddenly, Brother Monkey jumped behind the old man, and then grabbed the old man's collar and pulled him back. At that time, the old man thought that Brother Monkey was in front, but he didn't expect him to run behind him out of nowhere, so the old man was turned over by Brother Monkey without any preparation.
Senior Brother Sha was startled and quickly stood up, probably because he was afraid that Brother Monkey would make a mess of the old man. I said, Senior Brother Sha, what are you worried about? Since the old man knows martial arts, it means that he is still brutal, which one who practices martial arts eats dry rice? It is estimated that Senior Brother Sha felt that what I said made sense, so he finally sat down.
The fight between Brother Monkey and the old man over there continued, but it was obvious that the old man was already at a disadvantage and was powerless. I only said at this time: Brother Monkey, be light, it seems that the old man can't stand it! When I said this, Brother Monkey had already held down the old man, and the old man couldn't move.
After that, Brother Monkey asked us to go over and help him find a rope, saying that he was going to tie up the old man. I went to look for the rope, and then I finally found that there was a ready-made one on the old man's bucket, so I quickly took it to Brother Monkey.
Brother Monkey was about to tie up the old man, and Senior Brother Sha said worriedly: Senior brother, it doesn't seem good to do this, after all, we are the first to lose, and besides, this is still an old man, if there is really something wrong with it, it is estimated that we will not be able to get rid of it. Brother Monkey's moving hand slowed down, and then stopped, probably thinking that what Senior Brother Sha said made sense. I also went on to help and said: That's it, Brother Monkey, forget it, this is regarded as a lesson for him.
Brother Monkey got up and didn't tie up the old man. As soon as Brother Monkey let go, the old man stood up with a carp, and then picked up his two buckets and limped down the mountain, and after taking a few steps, the old man turned around and said hatefully: "Wait and see, the old body will not give up like this." Brother Monkey chased after him and raised his fist and said: Are you still owed a beating? The old man hurriedly ran away without looking back.
Looking at the old man's distant back, I asked a little worriedly: Brother Monkey, you didn't hit the old man hard just now, did you? Why did he walk with a limp? Brother Monkey said: Is Lao Sun just the kind of person who has no sense of proportion? When he beat him, Lao Sun's strength was very accurate, you can rest assured, it's absolutely fine; He walked lame, so he must have been lame in the first place.
After saying that, Brother Monkey suggested that we move on, saying that if the old man really found a helper, then it is estimated that we will be more troublesome. I muttered while being bagped: It's a pity that Senior Brother Sha didn't drink water, and he was whipped in vain; Senior Brother Sha, you are really, why don't you drink it after we all drink it? Senior Brother Sha said that it was okay, and he could still hold it back now. Brother Monkey said that it was okay, it is estimated that there are people not far ahead, and it will be the same if you drink it when you get there.
After that, let's set off. Before leaving, I also made a special trip to the intersection of the mountain to look around for a while. Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you doing? I said nothing, the old pig just wanted to see if the old man had brought the rescuers. It wasn't long to walk out, at most a few hundred meters, and suddenly there was a melodious flute sound in the distance, which made people feel comfortable listening to it.
As I walked, I sighed: How nice it would be if someone played a flute of this tone for us every day when we walked! Senior Brother Sha said that it was your second senior brother, and when he came up, he also brought a beautiful MM up, so it would be more refreshing to talk and listen to music while walking. I thought about it for a while and said it was a good idea, but unfortunately we couldn't bring it with us. Brother Monkey said that nerds look at you stinky and beautiful, and people say that you are happy to be like this with two good sentences. I said what is this, the old pig is just joking with Senior Brother Sha.
Suddenly, the previously melodious flute suddenly rose several pitches, and then a screeching sound sounded.
Suddenly, I felt dizzy and dizzy, as if I was going to sleep, and I was walking staggered, as if there had been an earthquake. Slowly, the sound of the flute became quieter again, and I became awake again, and my head was no longer groggy.
I shook my head twice, then walked two quick steps to catch up with Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha and asked, "Brother Monkey Senior Brother Sha, did you feel like sleeping just now?" It's the time when the whistle sounds! Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha said almost in unison: Yes! I'm weird, how can the three of us get dizzy together? Thinking of the five pipa fairies we met before, I immediately reacted to what was going on, so I told Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha my thoughts, saying that could it be that someone is using the flute as a weapon, just like the five pipa fairies before, trying to subdue us? Brother Monkey tilted his head and thought for a while and said that it was possible. Senior Brother Sha immediately asked vigilantly: Could it be that the old man called us to deal with us? I say yes, or who else? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said that it was not "yes", but for sure; It must have been that bad old man who had hired someone to arrest us; Let's go quickly, so as not to get into trouble.
As soon as he took two steps forward, the noisy sound of the flute, which had stopped earlier, came back to me, and it was getting louder and louder. The sound of the flute is like a needle of anesthetic, constantly instilling it into our heads, so we become more and more numb; In the end, I finally got planted with a fight, and I didn't know anything.
When I woke up, I found that we had arrived in a room at some point, and we were lying on the ground, and not far away were Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.
I hurriedly crawled over to wake up Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, saying that we had arrived home. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were still asleep, but they woke up after I shouted like this.
Brother Monkey got up and asked vigilantly: Where is this? He also asked as he looked around. I said that if the old pig knew, he wouldn't call you. At this time, Senior Brother Sha also got up, and also looked at everything here with a surprised look.
Suddenly, the door creaked open, and an old man entered. It wasn't the one we had met at the top of the hill before, but it looked and dressed like him.
Before we could speak, the old man made a preemptive move: Did you hurt my junior brother? Straight to the point. Your junior brother? Who is your junior brother? Brother Monkey pretended not to know. You don't pretend to be garlic, even the old man you met on the top of the mountain just now, and he wants to run away when he is injured, and he is not happy to ask you to help him do things; The old body wants to see how capable you are.
I thought that this old man was too arrogant, not only did he not tie us up, but he was also alone, and it would be easy for us to resist and escape. Now that we've made everything clear, we don't have much more to say. But Brother Monkey winked at us a few times when he turned around.
I understand that Brother Monkey must be trying to take this opportunity to escape.
Sure enough, as soon as the old man finished speaking, Brother Monkey stepped to the door with an arrow, and then took advantage of the situation to pick up the old man and fled violently. Seeing this, Senior Brother Sha and I also hurriedly followed, but unfortunately we hadn't gone far yet, when the harsh flute sound from behind me came again, and my head immediately became dizzy, and Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha's footsteps gradually slowed down, and finally fell to the ground softly.
When I fell, I didn't forget to turn around to take a look, it turned out to be the old man who was talking to us just now, and he was playing the flute at this time.
When we woke up again, we no longer dared to act rashly, and we now understand the effect of the flute in the old man's hand.
What is different from the last time is that this time there are three old men in front of us, not one, and among the three old men, there is the one who Brother Monkey fought with him before. The three old men claimed to be "Liang Daxian", Liang Daxian around Liang Daxian, as the name suggests, the flute is played very well, "around the Liang for three days". After some interrogation, the other two old men figured out the reason for our action, and the final result was to "uphold the original verdict", that is, we had to work for them for three days according to the conditions set by the old man before: I herded sheep, Senior Brother Sha chopped wood, and Brother Monkey picked dung and planted vegetables. Of course, Brother Monkey obviously can't agree to such conditions; Not only Brother Monkey won't agree, but if it is put on my old pig, the old pig will not agree either. Of course, now that it has not fallen to my old pig, it is another matter.
Although Brother Monkey looked reluctant, Brother Monkey didn't say a word, because Liang Daxian then said: If you dare to escape, don't blame us for being polite; If anyone wants to try our Boeing flute around Liang Tai Sin, then just let the horses come.
I hurriedly said I don't dare, I don't dare, you are really good, let's help you work. I thought that even if I resisted, it must be Brother Monkey first, anyway, my old pig will definitely not be the first.
After the three Liang Daxian finished speaking, they took the door and went out, telling us to stay well, and when something happened later, they would naturally call us out. Not long after walking around Liang Daxian, Brother Monkey went to the door and looked outside.
What is surprising is that the door was not locked from the outside by the Great Immortals around the beam, but Brother Monkey only opened it with a slight pull. Brother Monkey was overjoyed and said that we could escape.
It's a pity that Brother Monkey's front feet have just stepped out, and the melodious flute sounds, and Brother Monkey immediately retracts his front feet. Seeing Brother Monkey's timid appearance, Senior Brother Sha and I couldn't help laughing. Brother Monkey said what are you laughing at? It's not your turn, if it's your turn, maybe it's even more embarrassing than my grandson! I say that's hypothetical, and it doesn't make any practical sense for the present situation; Don't expect to escape, just stay for three days, it's not very long anyway; Besides, you saw it just now, people are obviously secretly watching us, didn't the flute sound before you went out just now? Senior Brother Sha said yes, Senior Brother, you did a little bit of fire before, and you should take Ming'er to work for them as compensation, and you can think about it.
Brother Monkey sighed and said: If you don't want to open it now, there is no way! I said it was. In the afternoon, we were led around by an old man and understood where and what we were going to do tomorrow.
When the old man led Brother Monkey to the edge of the dung pit, I saw Brother Monkey's face stretched long, like a stocking.
The next day, I was grazing sheep on the hillside, and Senior Brother Sha was chopping firewood not far from me, when I suddenly heard the shrill sound of the flute, and then I heard the cry of Brother Monkey.
Senior Brother Sha and I were excited, and immediately ran in the direction where the voice came from. On a flat ground near the foot of the mountain, we found Brother Monkey who was lying on the ground, unconscious, and two wooden barrels in the distance. We looked around but found no sign of the old man.
Just as he was wondering, someone suddenly spoke on the top of the mountain: This is the fate of the escape, you should hurry to work; Leave him alone, he'll wake up in a moment. Then another old man's voice rang out: "Don't you learn from him!" Then another voice sounded: Fight with us, you are still a little tender! Listening to the accent, these three sentences were not spoken by one person, so when we turned our heads to look, we found that the three old men were sitting on the three hills at this time, and each of them looked good.
No wonder Brother Monkey was planted in their hands, it turned out that the three old men surrounded Brother Monkey in the middle in a zigzag shape and attacked him together, so it's no wonder that Brother Monkey didn't fall! I noticed that the old men were very skilled, and it seemed that they often taught people like Brother Monkey like this.
Senior Brother Sha and I hurriedly pleaded and said Old man, don't blow it anymore, if you blow our fainting, won't that be equivalent to delaying us to help you work? The old man said that it was okay not to blow it, as long as you worked obediently, there would be nothing to do, and you would be able to go on the road smoothly after three days.
Senior Brother Sha and I were busy agreeing. It took a long time for Brother Monkey to wake up. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, let's do it honestly for three days, and then you will be free; Who told you to be so impulsive in the first place? I say yes, it's called impulsive punishment.
As a result, Brother Monkey really obediently picked dung and planted vegetables, although he still walked with his nose pinched. I said, Brother Monkey, you have taken another step closer to the grassroots.
We left the old man's place on the morning of the fourth day, and before leaving, the old man prepared a lot of food and drink for us, saying that we should eat on the way. Brother Monkey said: Cut! Hypocritical! I can't say it's right, we've been in a relationship for the past three days, which is called not fighting and not knowing.