Section 31 The Confused King

It's just that we didn't control our emotions at the time, and we accidentally laughed out loud. Naturally, they already knew they had been fooled.

People with weak self-control are prone to trouble.

Since we have played tricks on them, according to the saying "revenge is not a gentleman", they naturally want to take revenge - although they are not gentlemen. Therefore, when the master went to pour down the official document the next day, he was slandered by the Taoist priests, and finally they suggested that the king take the master down.

Of course, we will not easily admit the bad things we have done, although we say that we must be honest, but we don't have to be honest all the time, it depends on the object. As someone said: while you should try to avoid telling lies, you don't have to tell the truth in every word. I guess if we really admit it, not only will the master blame us, but even the king will add a degree of guilt to us—even if we didn't commit a crime before.

Fortunately, when the king heard that we were from the Tang Dynasty, his attitude immediately became more respectful. No wonder people say that "the rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband", it turns out that the influence of a powerful country will really fall to the people. "It depends on the owner to beat the dog", a strong backing seems to be more useful than any rhetoric, which is probably the so-called "brand effect". We reckon that if we were from another country, or if we were from another country, the king would not have respected us like that.

It seems that it is still necessary to love the country and family.

When our dispute was in full swing, a messenger came to report that the people had gathered outside the city gate to ask for rain, and begged the Taoist priest to cast a spell for rain. Those Taoist priests refused, saying that they had to "click" our monks first. Amitabha. Why do monks insist on killing when they are supposed to be compassionate? What a sin, a sin! It seems that there are also bad people in the good guys; Of course, there are still good people in the bad guys, such as the monster lady who saved the master last time.

This time, the protagonist is still Brother Monkey, and I have already said that he is the backbone of our team. Whether it's begging for rain or guessing things on the partition, it's Brother Monkey who wins. I know that this is the result of Brother Monkey secretly instructing the gods and casting spells. The gods and goddesses of all walks of life also regard Brother Monkey's request as a very glorious thing, think about it, a famous celebrity in the Three Realms, when he wants to borrow something convenient for you, it is estimated that most people can agree.

I thought that some of the immortals were not very reluctant, but they were afraid of the stick in Brother Monkey's hand, and they pretended to be happy on the surface. Since Brother Monkey made a big fuss in the sky, he has become famous all the way, and even the Jade Emperor respects him for three points, and Brother Monkey's strength is really not to be underestimated. The boss is afraid of the employee, and the employee should be a very powerful character; Either they are super capable or have outstanding means; I think Brother Monkey has both, so the emperor is afraid of him.

During the competition between Brother Monkey and those Taoist priests, Senior Brother Sha and I spent most of the time just shouting and cheering in the audience, or arguing with the three Taoist priests, saying that whoever will win this game, we are basically full-time cheerleaders.

The struggle ended with Brother Monkey's victory, and of course, I and Senior Brother Sha and Master all had merit: Master helped me play Zen, and I helped Brother Sha to help Wei. Master Zen I have always thought that Brother Monkey deliberately made him show his face, think about it: the apprentices are frequently on the camera one by one, how can it be reasonable to be a master? Master is a family member of a celebrity, and so am me and Senior Brother Sha.

One of the three Taoist priests died, and he was the boss.

The reason why he died was that he lost the one with Brother Monkey who cut off his head; Human life is really very short, you see, a person who was alive and vigorous before, is now dead; Therefore, if there is no seventy-two means of change like Brother Monkey, it is necessary to cherish one's life. Of course, don't look at the dangerous games I usually like to play, such as fighting monsters or something; Those methods can't be learned by ordinary people, after all, my old pig has been messing with Taiyi Zhenren for a few days, and he is still an apprentice of a famous teacher, although I am not a "high apprentice".

All of them are not included in this list, because my old pig has thirty-two variations.

Senior Brother Sha and Master are not good, so they must cherish it. Especially the master, he is the protagonist, his body is still so fragile, if he dies, this Journey to the West will not be able to continue, not only the hope of the Tang King will be shattered, but even Wu Chengen's "Journey to the West" will not be able to be written, which will be a huge loss for the "intangible cultural heritage" of mankind...... So it's a very serious matter.

The king changed the official documents for us on the same day, and he looked willing.

After that, we continued to march on the road of learning the scriptures.