According to my old pig's experience, it is best to ignore such a situation. It's the same for me this time, no matter what Brother Monkey calls, I just pretend to be deaf and dumb and don't agree.

When Brother Monkey saw that he didn't wake up, he turned around and called Senior Brother Sha, saying that he was telling him to go somewhere to enjoy fasting. As soon as I heard that there was something to eat, I immediately came to my spirits, and I got up with a bone, hoping that Brother Monkey would bring my old pig with me. Brother Monkey said that he did his best to remember you before, and he will take you there.

On the way to Sanqingguan with Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, I kept chasing and asking Brother Monkey if he was looking for food. Brother Monkey said if you don't believe it, go back. Now I don't dare to ask anymore, for fear that Brother Monkey will drive me back if he gets angry. Although I was suspicious of Brother Monkey's actions in my heart, I preferred to believe that what Brother Monkey said was true; Although basically half of what he said to me was false.

People, taking food as the sky, being greedy is also forgivable, and some longing for food is also forgivable.

Of course, Pig Pig is no exception.

In the middle of the night, the Taoist priest was doing things for the king, and there were some brocade guards everywhere outside the door. I don't know what the Taoist priest is talking about, but I usually watch it a lot in movies and television, and those Taoist priests usually have to mumble a few words when they do it; I guess these Taoist priests are learning what they do on TV, otherwise why are they so familiar? Of course, I admit that our monks will also mumble some words when they are doing the Fa, but I know that it is called the scriptures, just like the sentence "Prajna is more than dense" that Stephen Chow recited. I just don't know what the Taoist priest is reading.

Brother Monkey used a little spell to scare those Taoist priests away, it seems that even people who seem very powerful in the eyes of others are actually vulnerable in nature, such as the three Taoist priests now, who are also afraid of what is happening in front of them that they are not sure of. Of course, on the other hand, it also shows that their self-confidence is insufficient, if I am an old pig, I must continue to pretend.

Face is important!

The funny thing is that when Brother Monkey blew out all the lights in the Sanqing Temple with the wind, the Taoist priests actually said that the three statues were descended to earth. In this way, suspicion occurs not only in times of extreme distrust, but also in times of extreme trust, such as the Taoist priests who recited scriptures at that time. Perhaps, of course, they were just trying to show that they knew everything - in the presence of the king and his ministers.

Typical don't know how to pretend to understand, even my old pig can see it.

As soon as I went in, I opened my eating vows, but Brother Monkey said that in order to eat more steadily, and for the sake of safety, he asked us to first become the appearance of the three elders - that is, Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Daojun, and Taishang Laojun. It's just a change, Brother Monkey still wants me to hide the three statues squeezed down into a "place of reincarnation of grains", saying that the Taoist who is afraid of sweeping the floor and hitting the bell will see the leaking news, and don't even want to catch a single hair when the time comes.

Well, maybe it's a convention, but every time I do hard work, it's my old pig, and I don't have too much this time. It's just that after I got to the place that Brother Monkey said, I realized that what kind of reincarnation is not reincarnation, it's obviously a thatched house. I used to only know that Master loves "Zhi", "Hu", "Zhi" and "also", but I didn't expect Brother Monkey to learn this now.

Back to the view, we turned into the appearance of Sanqing, and then ate a lot. There is no shortage of steamed buns, steamed buns, bananas, apples, coconuts, chickens, ducks, fish, meat, and roasted whole pigs. I was thinking while eating, these fairies are really happy, they have everything they want to eat, and they can't finish it no matter what; It would be nice if my old pig could eat so happily after retrieving the scriptures. Of course, I didn't dare to eat roast whole pigs, saying that they were all people in my family, maybe I still have collateral blood relations; You can't do anything about killing your relatives in righteousness, even if it's for the sake of your belly.

To tell the truth, it was the happiest pig ever eaten. Just as we were about to go home, we suddenly heard someone talking outside, and then the three Taoist priests who had done the Dharma before walked in. When they saw the banana peels all over the ground and the mess all over the platform, they immediately thought that it was the manifestation of the Sanqing Statue and came down to enjoy the offerings. So, the Taoist priests seemed a little flattered, just as employees saw their bosses come to their offices.

When the leaders come down to inspect, of course, they must not miss the opportunity to make demands, just as when Comrade *** went to the South China Sea to inspect, local leaders at all levels put forward their own suggestions and demands. The request of the three Taoist priests was very simple - compared to the real three deities, it was to ask for immortal water.

Fairy water is actually not a special thing, just like when the old dragon king used his own sneeze to turn into rootless water and save the king's life; The rare treasures in the eyes of the world are ordinary things in them, and even the sweat that flows out may be worth a fortune. Of course, this is a trade secret and cannot be disclosed at will.

Brother Monkey had a bad idea to ask us to pee on them as the fairy water they asked for. I know that this is a lack of virtue, but now our target is Taoist priests who are also lacking in virtue; Therefore, fighting poison with poison can be regarded as flattening.

I thought that only children who didn't do anything would be able to pee and pee, but I didn't expect that adults who were confused by their beliefs would do the same, and they drank so much that they scrambled to be the first.