When I looked back, it turned out that the monkey was squatting on a tree next to me. Now I can see this guy up close, but he doesn't look good, he looks even uglier than me: grinning and kowtowing. Exactly like his relatives at the zoo. Usually people only say that my image is not good, and they often use my name to scold people, so it can be seen that those people have not appreciated the face of this monkey - this is the real Lei Gong's face. But then I finally realized that the reason why those people used my name to curse people was entirely because I was easier to bully than that monkey. I want to be at the beginning—no, I should think about the future—what I said in my daughter's country was also ranked first on the annual "Most Popular Beauty" list. It can be seen that my old pig is more popular than the monkey.

This is one of the reasons why I was more popular than him when I was in my daughter's country.

You say, how much better can the monkey image be than me? I finally understood the phrase "there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky", it turns out that it is not only for the masters, but also for the low-handed.

It is said that this monkey head ripped my clothes and made me unable to move. I ran hard and drove the plane to the cloud dipping hole, and I looked back as I flew to see if the monkey had hit the tree, and if he hit the tree, then I would be rich.

Enter the cave, take out the nine-toothed nail rake, and start a war with the hairy monkey. In the past, I only heard that this monkey's martial arts were good, but now I know that it is not bragging, and after hundreds of rounds of fighting, we are both tired.

I said, "Rest!"

The hairy monkey agreed.

After that, I continued to fight, still fighting hundreds of rounds, and still didn't tell the winner.

I said, "Tired?" Let's take a break and fight again, right?

But the hairy monkey refused, saying that it was not early and that he had to hurry back to make a errand. Later, he said to me: Let's do it, let's save trouble, and win or lose with one move.

I asked him why he called a move to win or lose? The monkey said with a look of disdain: Use your nail rake to smash my head, and you will leave if the old grandson is dead, if my old grandson is still alive, you will have to obediently go back with me to deal with the old man Gao, how about it? I listened to it and was secretly happy in my heart: it is estimated that most of this hairy monkey is tired and stupid, and he no longer knows that the sky is high and the earth is thick; If I go down this rake, his head will not bloom? Come to think of it, I still used the strength of the milk to smash it on his head, the nature of the old pig is actually very kind, but now it is a relationship between friends and enemies! Don't they often say that "to be soft on the enemy is to be cruel to yourself"?

As soon as I smashed the rake, I realized that there are many things in this world that I didn't expect, just like the head of the monkey that I raked down was actually safe and sound. You must know that my old pig's rake is the masterpiece of Taishang Laojun, which took him 77,490 years to refine, and later gave it to the Jade Emperor as the treasure of the town hall; When I was the marshal of the canopy, there was a shortage of weapons in the arsenal, and the emperor threw this nail rake to me without saying a word, which really moved me for a long time.

I have nothing to say, now that I have become someone else's defeat, I am willing to gamble and lose, and I admit it.

In fact, sometimes I still think about some more profound questions, such as why can't I marry a wife? For example, what are my strengths and weaknesses? For example, how is the steamed bun I usually eat made? These are the objects of my thoughts. For my own question, I found that in addition to being a little silly sometimes, there are basically a lot of advantages.

For example, I am willing to gamble and lose now.

I followed the hairy monkey to Gao Laozhuang, and was about to write a guarantee to promise not to violate Sister Lan from now on, when I suddenly caught a glimpse of the monk who was waiting for the Bodhisattva sister called me to arrive, and he was calling the hairy monkey an apprentice. Okay, now I don't need to write a guarantee, I went to the monk and told him everything about the matter, and I didn't forget to imitate the lines of the gangster boss in the movie and say: This is the case, the situation is the case, you look at it!

The monk Amitabha Buddha said, "Come on, come with me in the future."