Happily, I am not like some lovelorn people, who have to die and live at every turn. That's when I realized that my brain was actually quite flexible.

The old pig is very angry, and the consequences are serious!

I used a trick to lock Sister Lan in a small room where they couldn't get up. During the day, I went back to the cloud to dipped in the cave to guard the master, and at night I went back to the lady to sleep with her.

In fact, the lady is still very interested in me, except for occasionally saying that I look more ugly than a pig, basically I will not use other metaphors. I know that after more than half a year of getting along, we have already got a true relationship. Sometimes I would discuss with the lady: You say, what kind of baby will we give birth to? Is it a piggy pig or a villain? Or is it half piggy and half villain? Of course, the discussion is inconclusive, and it will only be known when the baby is born.

During this period, my father-in-law was very angry, because he often invited some monks, Taoist priests, mages, or something to disturb me. Hmph, I'm not afraid. My Taoism is much better than those crappy monks and monks, so they always lose. And if he loses, he is not convinced, and he has to run to commit suicide. So when Brother Monkey said that I killed innocents indiscriminately, I competed with him.

Originally, one person did things and one person was responsible; But why should I do something that I don't do?

That day, I came to the lady's room as usual, and I was trying to sleep, and suddenly I felt that the lady was a little different from usual - don't look at my usual dullness, in fact, my heart is fine, and I often observe the changes in the situation around me in secret. I asked Sister Lan inquiringly: Is there something hiding from my old pig? She said no.

I asked again: Really?

Not really!

Well, I said, tomorrow I'll catch some snakes and put them in this room, so that you can dance with the snakes.

Sure enough, she was scared and said I can't tell you. After that, he continued to ask me if what I had just said was true.

It seems that there are still benefits to using domestic violence appropriately, and it is very likely that you will get some information that you don't usually get at all; Especially when you specifically want to know that thing.

It turned out that my father-in-law had invited the Monkey King who had made trouble in the sky hundreds of years ago out of nowhere, and threatened to capture me alive. Hearing that it was Sun Monkey, I was immediately a little scared, because the monkey's kung fu was really good, when the Jade Emperor sent the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to arrest him, 100,000 Ma Du Nai He was nothing; That's not all, he also broke the tower in Li Tianwang's hand, so that the Heavenly King has still been holding a spire. When he was making a big fuss about the sky, I was learning Tiangang from my master - by the way, that Sun Monkey used to learn the earth gang technique - I saw the sky soaring into the sea, so I asked the master curiously what was going on? Is there an earthquake in Heaven? The master hurriedly ordered me not to look at it, saying that this was the god Bi Ma Wen losing his temper! Lose one's temper? I was quite curious at the time, under normal circumstances, leaders have the qualifications to lose their temper, how can a mere Bi Ma Wen dare to do such a bold thing? It seems that tantrums are not the dictatorship of the leader, and subordinates can also lose their tempers, but after losing their tempers, it is time to leave, just like Bi Ma Wen later. At the same time, I also realized another truth, if you want people to be afraid of you, unless you have extraordinary strength, like that monkey. In fact, when the master was talking to me, he had invisibly conveyed such a message to me: Bi Ma Wen, the monkey head, is a very powerful character. Think about it, since the emperor is afraid of him, let alone my master? The master told me not to look at him, which shows that the master is still afraid of him just as much. As for the fact that I was later recommended by the ancestor to be the generalissimo of Tianpeng, the monkey had already violated the rules of heaven and was pressed by the Buddha under the Five Elements Mountain for hundreds of years.

Therefore, the name of this monkey is like thunder to me, but I don't know anything about his specific appearance and human being.

The master once said to me: If you have not formed a very good understanding of your opponent before fighting, then it is a very wise choice to keep your eyes on your strengths and avoid weaknesses. Judging from the current situation, I still decided to follow the master's teachings, hide from it first, and wait for the monkey's anger to subside before I go to him to fight.

With such a plan, I was anxious to go out, but as soon as I got out of the room, I hadn't locked the door yet, and I heard a loud shout: The monster is gone!