Crooked

The village is located in the middle of nowhere, and there are some lofty mountains everywhere. The road is full of small paths, and there is not even a decent road. A few of us can go, but Master can't; Not only does the white dragon horse need to be involved, but even the master can't be gone for a long time. Brother Monkey told me to go to the front and open the way. The so-called opening of the road is to make me become a big pig, and then arch hard with my mouth, arch a sunny avenue, and then let them walk over it in a dashing manner.

To put it bluntly, I am a paving man, not to mention that I can't leave a name for myself, a typical thankless job. Who's to say I don't like to use my brain? There are only three ways to do things in the world, one is to do it with your hands, one is to do it with your head, and the other is to do it with your hands and your head. I'm basically the lowest type, and I work with all my strength.

Time is like an arrow, and time is like a shuttle; Flowers bloom and fall, spring goes to autumn.

After a few more months of walking, a nice city appeared in front of me. The reason why I say it's beautiful is because the flag hanging on the city wall is good-looking.

When I entered the city, the people in the streets gathered around me to watch, and said how I looked like a pig. Although I was born to a pig mother and belonged to the pig clan, I began to be very taboo like a human being when others called me a "pig", even if it was the master, they never discriminated against me. You see, the master's name is my Bajie, the younger brother Sha is called my second senior brother, and the monkey brother is called my Bajie, nerd, and rammed. Even when they called me, they didn't bring a word "pig", how could outsiders? So, when those people said that I was like a pig, I secretly called them "birdman".

It is worth mentioning that the word "birdman" was not invented by Cantonese people, it was first used by my old pig.

I also know that the reason why the master didn't bring the word "pig" when he called me was because I was his apprentice, and he wanted to save some face for me; Of course, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are equivalent to half a catty and eight taels in appearance, and no one has the qualifications to laugh at anyone.

When I was cooking at noon that day, Senior Brother Sha said that there was no seasoning, so Brother Monkey asked me to go to the street to buy it. After walking for such a long time, I was very sleepy, and I wanted to be lazy; So he said that he looked ugly, and he was afraid that he would scare people when he went out. Brother Monkey said that if you don't go, forget it, my grandson will go, just buy some delicious food and eat all the way back. As soon as I heard that there was something delicious, I was moved again, and immediately felt that buying spices was of course my old pig's job.

I didn't buy the delicious food, but I was tricked by Brother Monkey once: he took off the emperor's list and quietly stuffed it into my old pig's arms.

The general emperor list is nothing, the key is that the emperor list recruits doctors.

What's more, none of us are doctors.

Brother Monkey's matter should still be pushed to him and let him handle it himself. So I said to the officers and soldiers who came up around me, you have made the wrong object, Brother Monkey is the person you are looking for, and my old pig is just a scapegoat.

Brother Monkey was not ambiguous, he did not kneel when he saw the officers and soldiers, and threatened to ask the emperor Lao'er to invite him in person before he was willing to treat his illness.

Master went to the palace and has not yet returned.

Medicine is needed to cure diseases, and I don't know where Brother Monkey learned a few tricks of medical skills, so he grabbed a few flavors of medicine in a mess, and then said to me: Idiot, go to the backyard to get some horse urine. Note no, my old pig has always done some unskilled work, and it is still very dirty and tired. This is also due to my dislike of using my brain.

Although there are many things that happen around us every day, there are some things that cannot be forced, such as peeing. I remember that when we teased the three demons in Che Chi Country, I felt that it was a very difficult thing to hold urine. What you don't have, it's more difficult to have; It's even more difficult to have something you don't have right away. However, at that time, it was my own urine that I was holding, which was quite subjective; Now Brother Monkey asked me to pick up the horse urine, which is more objective; In general, the objective is more difficult to control than the subjective.

So, after I slept for a while, there was still not a drop of horse urine in the bowl under the horse's belly.

I went back to report to Brother Monkey, and Brother Monkey said that I didn't know how to communicate.

Sure enough, after a whisper between Brother Monkey and the white horse, the horse immediately began to pee. This shows the importance of communication. Without good communication, even urine can't be obtained at will.

Although he got some medicines that we couldn't understand, Brother Monkey still cured the emperor's illness in the end.

The emperor has a reward and invites us to dinner in the imperial garden. The Imperial Garden is the Imperial Garden, and it is truly unusual, full of pleasing scenery. The emperor is not kind, and he didn't even turn around and salute my old pig after a few big cups of Brother Monkey, and the cure can be done, and I can be regarded as a meritorious man, just to receive the half cup of horse urine, it took a lot of effort.

Of course, I only dare to think about it that way.

Although the emperor once promised to give us half of the country after we cured him, the master said that no matter how rich and noble the place is, it is not our place of refuge, because we are monks, and the monk's profession is to learn scriptures, recite scriptures, and then purify sentient beings. Whether it can benefit all sentient beings is still unknown, and it is estimated that only Rulai knows, because this sentence is said by Rulai.

If we have a place to live, it may be the Western Heaven Elysium.