Bully people by flaunting one's powerful connections
There are indeed a lot of monsters on the way to the West Heaven this time, and I can't remember how many monsters I encountered. I'm not afraid of monsters, but I'm afraid of trouble; So every time I meet a monster, I always give in courtesy: if you don't eat my old pig's meat, then I won't stop talking to you, and I won't be like Brother Monkey who "kills without forgiveness". My attitude has always been compassionate.
When I arrived at a village with the name of "Camel Village", I found a monster again. Listening to the old man of the house where we stayed, the monster was very powerful, and the monks and Taoist priests they invited before were all bitten by the monster.
Where there are monsters, there is Brother Monkey, and where there is Brother Monkey, there are no monsters, so Brother Monkey decided to help them govern for free, not a penny.
Fortunately, Brother Monkey is not in business, and he did not live in this era dominated by the market economy, otherwise he would have lost a lot of money.
Brother Monkey prefers to pull people into the water. For example, this time, he promised to help them catch monsters, but now he wants me and Senior Brother Sha to help him. Brother Monkey took us to the open space behind the village to guard the monsters, but after waiting for a long time, we didn't even see the shadow of a monster. I'm sleepy, I want to sleep, my whole body is soft. I don't know what Brother Monkey thinks, but he didn't sleep in the middle of the night and wanted to run here to guard the monsters. I wonder if Brother Monkey may have had some deep hatred with the monsters in his previous life, as if those monsters owe him something.
However, Brother Monkey is very experienced in catching monsters, and the monsters really came that night. All kinds of monsters and old pigs are not uncommon, but I have never seen such a big monster. So, while the people in the village were busy running for their lives, I also hurriedly followed their ass around. Brother Monkey pulled me back, and told me to pay attention to the image and influence, saying that he used to be Marshal Tianpeng.
This is also a question that I have never figured out, which is more important, image or life? When there is a contradiction between image and life, which one should be the main one? Think about it from a long-term perspective. Of course, I can't think clearly, but I dare to ask this question here. Although I don't know, I still consciously or unconsciously bury my nose under the ground when the yokai comes again, just like the ostrich in the desert when it encounters a hunter and does not run away, which is a bit of "self-deception".
The wind passed, the youkai were gone, and only two large lanterns remained in the sky. Brother Monkey said that you are wrong, old pig, that is not a lantern, that is the eyes of a monster. The eyes are the size of lanterns, so how big would the monster's mouth be? It should be fine to swallow 180 people in one bite. One hundred and eighty people, that is, almost the number of the entire village, including the master, me, and senior brother Sha. Brother Monkey wasn't sure, maybe he would be able to escape.
I was very scared, so when Brother Monkey went to fight with the monsters, I told him: Brother Monkey, if you lose, don't confess us and say that we are brothers and sisters; If you lose, say you don't know us.
When the situation is critical, people are more selfish, and my old pig is a typical example.
After hiding in the dark and observing with Senior Brother Sha for a long time, I found that that monster was different from other monsters, because he could only parry and not attack, which means that its patience was very good. This is the type that my old pig prefers - this type I refer to the enemy. I like it, naturally I can't let Brother Monkey take advantage of it alone, so I also picked up the nail rake and caught up with the fun.
Senior Brother Sha didn't have this awareness, he was still there to watch the excitement.
When it was almost dawn, the monster turned around and was about to leave, and I chased after Brother Monkey all the way, only to find that it was a snake spirit, and now it was drilling into the hole. It could be that there was something in the hole, and the snake spirit was temporarily stuck, leaving half of its tail outside. It's a good opportunity, and it's going to have to be pulled out.
Brother Monkey said that I was stupid, told me to let go, and said that there was a better way.
Sometimes I can't figure out when to let go and when not to let go. Perhaps for those who have the ability, letting go is equivalent to casting a long line to catch a big fish, such as Brother Monkey, who now seems to be confident; But is it a good idea for people who don't have the ability to just let go? I don't think, for example, now that I've released the snake spirit, I don't know what to do next. Therefore, I feel that if I am not completely sure, it is better not to let it go, especially for people like me who are dull and have no ideals.
Brother Monkey told me to go to the back door to watch, he went to the front door to tinker, and as soon as the snake spirit came out of the hole, we would attack from both sides.
My independence is very weak, and I feel uncomfortable and unassertive without the supervision of others. So, when the snake spirit slipped out, I didn't know whether to kill it with a rake or catch it alive with both hands; The snake spirit doesn't pay attention to this, it just wants to run for its life, so it slips away while I think.
I have said before that my old pig is a person who loves face, and since I let the snake spirit slip away, Brother Monkey will definitely laugh at me. So, in order not to make Brother Monkey laugh at me, when Brother Monkey asked where the snake spirit went? I just said that I was scaring the snake, and I didn't know anything else. Brother Monkey is very straight to the point, saying that old pig, don't toss, hurry up and find out where the snake spirit went, who doesn't know the little Jiujiu in your stomach? It seems that my thoughts have been seen through by Brother Monkey. So I feel ashamed.
Brother Monkey still has the ability, he got into the belly of the snake and stirred it, and then tossed the snake spirit to death. I saw the opportunity to rush to the front and hoe the snake spirit's head vigorously, and Brother Monkey showed half of his head from the snake's belly and asked: Idiot, what are you doing?
It's okay, I like to kill snakes, play!
Only I know that my real idea is to make up for myself. To prove to the others, we are very good and strong, and I dragged the dead snake all the way back. Hearing people's praise, I feel really comfortable.