Purgatory on Earth

Along the way, time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it is autumn again. The flowers and trees all over the mountains are withered and withered, giving people a very unhappy feeling. Autumn is supposed to be cooler, but it's very hot.

I guess it's about the end of the day, because I used to hear people say that there is a country at the end of the west, where the sun rises and sets, and according to this, it is very likely that this place is now the place.

Brother Monkey disagreed, he compared with me, and crossed his fingers to prove to me that even our children and grandchildren of the next ten generations could not go to that place.

I'm just joking casually, but I didn't expect Brother Monkey to take it seriously, and he really didn't have any sense of humor.

After asking an old man on the side of the road, we learned that there was a flaming mountain nearby, which ran more than 800 miles from north to south, and there was no grass everywhere under the mountain. Lao Er said that this place is still good, but if you get to the Flaming Mountain, it will be even worse, the eggs will be cooked immediately. I wonder if my old pig will become a roasted whole pig when he passes by there? Lao Er said that their village, they all relied on the iron fan princess who was more than a thousand miles away from this place to borrow a banana fan to survive. Moreover, the Flaming Mountain is the only way for us to go west.

In this way, it is necessary to borrow a fan from Princess Iron Fan.

Such an important task is, of course, Brother Monkey to go.

In the end, the fan was borrowed, and I heard Brother Monkey say that in order to borrow this fan, it took a lot of effort, and he still got into the belly of the princess of the iron fan and tossed it before people were willing to lend him the fan. The reason why Princess Iron Fan refused to lend the fan to Brother Monkey at first was because she was the wife of the Bull Demon King and the mother of the red child; Red Boy, that is, the Holy Child King who almost burned me into a roast pig and almost burned Brother Monkey into charcoal. Later, he was subdued by the Bodhisattva and became a boy of good wealth. This is a narrow road. In the daughter country before, when Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha went to get the abortion spring, they met an uncle who wanted to avenge the red boy, but his uncle was not good enough and couldn't do anything to Brother Monkey. Being an uncle is still so angry, let alone being a biological mother now?

But in the end, it was borrowed, although the means were somewhat disgraceful.

Brother Monkey still wanted to brag to us about his great deeds, but I couldn't help it, and said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, wait a while and blow it, it's almost hot to death My old pig, put out the fire fan first.

In that case, without further ado, fan!

If you don't fan it, you won't be tight, and if you fan it, you will die. The fire on the Mountain of Flames grew bigger and bigger. Luckily, I ran fast, otherwise I would have turned me into a roast pig.

It seems that Brother Monkey was fooled and borrowed a fan to make a fire.

Brother Monkey said: Damn, grandma's iron fan princess almost burned my grandson's hair. It looks very sad.

Actually, I have another good idea, I don't have to go over the Flaming Mountain at all. They all told me to come and listen, and I said confidently, "Isn't it okay to go east, south, or north, and don't you need to cross the Flaming Mountain?" Master asked us what the purpose of coming out this time was, and I said that we were learning from the scriptures; The Master then asked which direction there is a scripture? I have to answer honestly: the West. This is not very rich, such a famous name is only nested in the west, why not open a branch in the south, south, west, and north? In that case, I estimate that we will definitely not be the only people who learn from the scriptures. At that time, the business of the Tibetan Scripture Building will definitely turn red and black.

Ever since I came here, I've always had a question: why is it so hot here? Brother Monkey also hated and said that once the person who set the fire was caught, he must open that person's butt to flowers. What is the concept of "opening flowers"? Just like the beating I received before I was driven down from heaven by the Jade Emperor Lao'er, my skin was open. That's brutal.

According to the old man of the land, Brother Monkey can't beat other people's butts if he wants to, and if he wants to, he can only spank his own butts. The old man of the land said that this fire was put by Brother Monkey. When Brother Monkey made a big fuss in the sky, he unintentionally kicked over Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, and a few bricks that fell fell into this place and became today's Flame Mountain. Brother Monkey complained about it, but he didn't expect it to be caused by himself.

Brother Monkey was very angry, and the consequences were serious. So, Brother Monkey borrowed the fan with angry anger.

This time, he followed the advice of the old man of the land and decided to go to the Bull Demon King first, after all, they were still friends before, and they should be somewhat convincing.

Most of the day has passed, and Brother Monkey has not returned. The master was afraid that he would not be able to defeat the Bull Demon King and lose his life, so he asked me and one of the senior brothers Sha to pick up Brother Monkey. I said that it was better for me to go with my old pig, and I still have a little friendship with the Bull Demon King, so I may be able to sell my face.

As soon as I walked halfway, I saw Brother Monkey from a distance, it seemed that he had not received a fan, and his hands were empty. I asked Brother Monkey what you borrowed, is it the girl who refuses to do so? Somehow, Brother Monkey beat me when he saw my old pig raising a stick, and scolded me for pretending to be garlic. I've pretended to be stupid, but I've never tried to pretend to be garlic.

I said to Brother Monkey, you have to give a reason for beating me. It is estimated that Brother Monkey has enlightened, explaining that just now the Bull Demon King's house turned into the appearance of my old pig, and deceived Brother Monkey with the fan in his hand again. This situation is a fraud in a small way, and a violation of a citizen's portrait rights in a big way. Violations of the law should be severely cracked down. So, I decided to fight the Bull Demon King.

As for the details of the fight, I don't want to say more, Brother Monkey and my old pig, it is completely conceivable that the fan was borrowed.

It's wrong to use the borrowed word, it should be said that it was snatched back. The medicine is eliminated from the disease, and now it is the fan to the fire.

Well, the obstacles have been cleared, and we can continue to learn from the West.