Okay, this Qin Shi Huang deserves to be a strict ruler of the country, and when he sees those who eat alone, they all have to crack, no wonder people say that Qin law is too strict and deserves to be overthrown.

After Huang Xiaowei slandered in his heart, he still obediently paid for four ice creams, and this was the end of the matter, Qin Shihuang and Cao Cao took a bite and were very satisfied, "Well, it's cool and sweet, and it tastes good." ”

After solving the internal contradictions, Huang Xiaowei led everyone directly to the cinema, standing in the theater hall, he glanced at today's film schedule, walked to the conductor and said, "Do you want tickets for that kid?" ”

The conductor glanced at Huang Xiaowei's arms, and looked at Xiao Wan'er around curiously, and said, "Your daughter is less than 1.2 meters, so she doesn't need a ticket." ”

"Uh...... That's to drive "Zootopia" to give me five tickets. ”

Since the sloth in Animal City became popular on the Internet, Huang Xiaowei has been thinking about coming to see this new cartoon of American imperialism, to be honest, other people's cartoons are doing well.

Of course, we also have a lot of excellent works, such as "The Return of the Great Sage" and "100,000 Bad Jokes", etc., but there are also a lot of scum, such as "Cars" by the United States and "Autobots" by an unscrupulous director in China.

The director claimed that he really didn't plagiarize, but Huang Xiaowei ........ after reading the promotional photos Hehehehehe, you're kidding me.......

The conductor here smiled and said, "Hello, a total of two hundred and fifty yuan." ”

"What? Don't you have thirty-five on it? ”

The ticket seller was embarrassed: "Sir, this film is too popular now, except for the couple's hall, the other theaters are full." ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at the seat selection machine, and sure enough, except for a large number of seats left in the couple's hall, the others were either all full, or there were two or three seats left, and he couldn't separate from Cao Cao and them.

Helpless, he could only choose three positions in the couple's hall, (I've been to the couple's hall, why don't I have to explain the three positions of five tickets, oops, did I inadvertently spill a mouthful of dog food?) Don't worry, I'll eat this dog food too)

After waiting for ten minutes, the loudspeaker in the theater began to notify the audience to enter, and Huang Xiaowei took Qin Shihuang and them into the couple's hall step by step.

Huang Xiaowei looked at the ticket stub in his hand and said, "Twelve rows of three or four, Lao Cao, Lao Liu, you two are here." Cao Cao and Liu Bei sat down, then glanced at each other, snorted coldly, and turned their heads over.

Huang Xiaowei shook his head, these two people were comrades-in-arms just now, and now they are like this death again.

"Eleven rows of five or six, Brother Win, Lao Meng, you two are here."

After Huang Xiaowei found his position, he put Xiao Wan'er on the chair, and then ran to Qin Shihuang and Cao Cao, and whispered: "Don't get excited no matter what happens for a while, just treat this as an appreciation of singing and dancing, don't talk loudly, you know?" ”

Several people waved their hands casually, asking him not to nag, Huang Xiaowei walked away from his seat with confidence, and when Xiao Wan'er saw Huang Xiaowei coming back, she immediately climbed on top of him and said coquettishly: "Where is this?" ”

Huang Xiaowei gently stroked Xiao Wan'er's hair and said, "This is called a movie theater, you may not have seen it before, but you know it like singing?" ”

The little girl shook her head and said, "Wan'er is asking where this is?" ”

Huang Xiaowei understood, the little girl was not asking about the movie theater, but about where Huang Xiaowei lived in the modern age, and after a brief thought, Huang Xiaowei decided that he was not ready to say it so clearly to Xiao Wan'er as he was to Qin Shi Huang.

Huang Xiaowei took the little girl's tender little hand and said, "Wan'er, you don't care where this is, you just need to know that the people here like you very much, all you need to do is live every day happily." ”

The little girl looked up at Huang Xiaowei and said cutely: "Then will I leave in the future, Wan'er doesn't want to leave." ”

"This ......." Huang Xiaowei didn't know what to do, because according to the news that Li Laosi gave him, everyone needs to return to their own time and space to complete their respective missions after staying with him for three months, but how to tell the little girl?

Huang Xiaowei paused, touched the little girl's head and said, "Wan'er doesn't want to leave, why don't you leave, obedient, let's watch the movie first, and I'll take you to eat delicious food after watching it." ”

The reason why Huang Xiaowei said this is because there are still three months anyway, and then we will talk about the time.

The little girl smiled happily when she heard Huang Xiaowei's answer, in her memory, Huang Xiaowei was the first person to be so good to her besides her father, so she ....... The little girl bit her little finger and said, "Wan'er still wants to eat ice cream.......

Huang Xiaowei heard the little girl's words, scratched her little nose, and said affectionately: "Okay, then you wait for me here, if you are bored alone, go and play with Grandpa Cao and Grandpa Liu." Huang Xiaowei pointed to Cao Cao and Liu Bei.

Huang Xiaowei walked out of the couple's hall, and was greeted by two young couples who were kissing wildly, and the man directly put his hand into the woman's clothes and rubbed it vigorously, Huang Xiaowei was embarrassed...... Hurriedly ran out with a cigarette.

After buying ice cream, Huang Xiaowei sat on a chair in the theater with Xiao Wan'er in her arms, and the little girl only cared about eating and didn't care about anything else.

Huang Xiaowei looked around and couldn't help but wonder, he found that there were not many people left in the entire couple's hall except for them, and of course the young couple just now.

About five minutes later, the movie was about to start, and three or four couples were late, but even half of the screening room was not full, Huang Xiaowei wondered, isn't this movie very popular, why are there only a few people.

After the advertisement on the big screen ended, the audience suddenly went black without warning, Xiao Wan'er in Huang Xiaowei's arms hurriedly hugged Huang Xiaowei hard, Huang Xiaowei comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid." ”

Because it was too dark, Huang Xiaowei didn't see what was going on with Cao Cao and them, but there was no movement, so it shouldn't be a big deal, I didn't expect these people to be quite determined, Huang Xiaowei thought they would scream.

What Huang Xiaowei didn't know was that Cao Cao was not calm enough, but they were all so frightened that they couldn't speak....... At the moment when the entire screening hall went dark, Cao Cao and Liu Bei both grabbed each other's hands, and the cold sweat came down, and Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian hugged each other directly.

Fortunately, when the movie started, they all breathed a deep sigh of relief, and here Xiao Wan'er sat in Huang Xiaowei's arms and looked at the little rabbit and little tiger who had just appeared, and said very cutely: "Wow, the talking rabbit is so cute, but do they speak the language of the Western Regions, why has Wan'er never heard of it?" ”

Huang Xiaowei explained: "Yes, they speak the language of the Western Regions, does Wan'er know the words, if you know, you can read the subtitles." ”

The little girl looked at the simplified Chinese characters on the big screen, scratched her head, and said coquettishly: "Wan'er knows a lot of words, but these words are different from what Wan'er knows," Xiao Wan'er said with a pout.

Huang Xiaowei said: "Then how about I translate it to Xiao Wan'er?" ”

The little girl smiled happily, "Okay." ”

In the next time, I heard Huang Xiaowei imitating the tone of the characters in the cartoon while watching the big screen of the movie, and from time to time he added two half-hung dialects to make Xiao Wan'er laugh.

Huang Xiaowei was translating for Xiao Wan'er here, when he suddenly heard a few faint gasps from behind and in front of him, he quietly stretched his head towards the back, and immediately saw where the couple before was hugging each other..... Uh-huh, ahh

Wan'er saw where Huang Xiaowei was and didn't know what to watch, so she also stretched out her little head, Huang Xiaowei hurriedly pressed her back and said, "It's not suitable for children, it's not suitable for children, why don't you continue to watch cartoons." ”

Huang Xiaowei didn't want Xiao Wan'er to come into contact with these at such a young age, after all, the reputation of Shangguan Wan'er's relationship between men and women in history was not very good.

Although Huang Xiaowei treated Xiao Wan'er like that, he quietly stretched his neck a little higher, looked around, and saw that all the little couples were basically hugging each other, gnawing on each other.

This guy, no wonder there are so few people in the couple's hall, it's all people with non-pure thoughts.

Xiao Wan'er tugged at his clothes and said, "Go on." ”

"Okay," Huang Xiaowei said for a few more minutes, but he was really upset by the noise behind him, so he pretended to look back inadvertently, wanting to observe these shameless behaviors silently.

Fortunately, now Xiao Wan'er can basically understand the plot in front of her, so she doesn't need Huang Xiaowei's translation much, after all, there are still many similarities between simplified and traditional characters.

Huang Xiaowei's peeping here is called a relish, "Hehe, this woman's figure is good, it's quite white, and the man is also ....... Hey, why do those two old men look so familiar? ”

Huang Xiaowei was peeping here, and suddenly saw that there were two old people doing the same thing with him in the direction of eleven o'clock, and he could vaguely hear something, "Hey, it's really exciting, I didn't expect young people nowadays to be so arrogant, hey, hey, Xuande, isn't this what Xiaowei's bastard often says about Japanese movies, I watch it, oops, it's really interesting." ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei were like a pair of good friends lying on the back of the chair intently, revealing two pairs of squinting eyes, looking at them seriously, and communicating from time to time.

Huang Xiaowei looked towards Qin Shi Huang and them, and found that the two of them were watching the movie intently, laughing a few times from time to time, Huang Xiaowei peeped for a while and felt that he was too obscene to do this, so he honestly picked up Xiao Wan'er to watch the movie.

After the movie, Huang Xiaowei led Cao Cao and them out of the couple's hall, and the two old heroes were still there with blushing faces and heartbeats, talking about whether the rabbits and foxes in the movie looked good or something........

can really pretend, this is the only thought in Huang Xiaowei's heart.

After watching the movie, Huang Xiaowei directly took Qin Shihuang into the Pizza Hut that he had been hungry for a long time, and was queuing, Cao Cao and Liu Bei suddenly came to Huang Xiaowei and said: "That Xiaowei, Xuande and I want to go around here and come back in a while." ”

Huang Xiaowei said uneasily: "Don't walk around, there are so many people here, when we finish buying Pizza Hut, why don't we go together?" ”

Liu Bei hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No need, no need, it's not that we don't have mouths, we are lost and find someone to ask." ”

Huang Xiaowei didn't think much about it, "That's okay, anyway, you two should come back quickly." ”

Liu Bei, his eyes showed a hint of essence, rubbed his hands and said, "Give us some money?" ”

Huang Xiaowei looked these two old guys up and down for a long time, thinking to himself what these two old guys were doing, why did they always feel that they were hiding something from themselves?

However, Huang Xiaowei still took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Liu Beidao: "Remember to ask people to make change when you buy something." ”

Liu Bei took the money, took Cao Cao and hurriedly walked out of the Pizza Hut, and after a few seconds, he couldn't see anyone.

Huang Xiaowei looked at their backs and thought for a while, and finally shook his head, still couldn't figure out what these two old guys were going to do, but at this moment, a terrifying voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"What do you have here? Ah, there are so many, forget it, everyone wants it, well, yes, yes, all want it, find him to pay the bill. Qin Shi Huang naturally pointed at Huang Xiaowei at the waiter.......

"Win Zhengzheng, you shut up Lao Tzu!"

.........

Twenty minutes later, Huang Xiaowei walked out of Pizza Hut with a black face and Xiao Wan'er in his arms, and Qin Shihuang looked at the pizzas, pasta, and chicken wings in his hand with a happy face.

As for chicken wings or something, if Huang Xiaowei hadn't tried his best to stop him, it is estimated that Qin Shihuang would have been able to empty the entire Pizza Hut, and today this Pizza Hut alone cost Huang Xiaowei more than a thousand, which made Huang Xiaowei feel distressed and ruined......

However, Qin Shi Huang may not know, because of his excessive behavior today, Huang Xiaowei has already planned it, and in the next half a month, Qin Shi Huang will go with instant noodles.

Standing at the door of Pizza Hut, Huang Xiaowei hugged Xiao Wan'er and waited for Cao Cao for a long time, stunned that there was no personal shadow.

Just when Huang Xiaowei was about to call the police, he saw Cao Cao and Liu Bei running back with two or three marshmallows in their hands.

Cao Cao looked comfortable: "Xiaowei is embarrassed, I was a little excited to go shopping with Xuande, and I accidentally came back a little late, by the way, I saw a lot of pedestrians on the road holding this, it looks like it should taste good, so I bought a few for you to taste." ”

Liu Bei put a marshmallow in the hand of the little bowl, saw the little girl eating happily, touched her head and said, "Wan'er, is it delicious?" ”

The little girl showed a crescent-like smile and said, "Thank you, Grandpa Liu, it's delicious, you can eat it too," Xiao Wan'er handed the marshmallow to Liu Bei, Liu Bei hurriedly waved his hand, "Wan'er thinks it's delicious, grandpa has it here." ”

"Oh," the little girl nodded, and continued to stick out her little tongue and lick the marshmallow.

"Let's go, go home for dinner," Huang Xiaowei took Liu Bei and Cao Cao and them, and walked towards the side of the road, preparing to take a taxi home.

However, he didn't notice that Liu Bei and Cao Cao, who were walking at the back, suddenly looked at each other and smiled, and there was an indescribable treacherous cunning in that smile.

........

After entering the house, everyone quickly opened the Pizza Hut and happily ate a sumptuous dinner.

After eating, Qin Shi Huang sat on the sofa, holding a toothpick in his mouth, touched his stomach and said, "Well, this cook is doing well, and I have to go there often in the future." ”

Huang Xiaowei burped and glanced at the crowd on the table: "Who should wash the dishes today, I remember that I seem to have been washing for three days, right?" ”

Meng Tian covered his stomach and hurriedly ran to the toilet and said, "Oops, my stomach hurts, go to the toilet first." Qin Shi Huang was half a beat slower than him, and when he reacted, Meng Tian's pants were taken off......

Qin Shi Huang scolded angrily: "General Meng, is it possible that you want to let the widow wash the dishes?" ”

Meng Tian said with a hippie smile in the toilet: "It stands to reason that the king should not touch the spring water with your ten fingers, but ...... You should experience life. ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei smiled: "Okay, let's just do it."

Huang Xiaowei took Xiao Wan'er back to his room to play games, while Qin Shihuang and Ying Zheng were watching TV in the hall.

At this time, Liu Bei, who was washing the dishes, gave Cao Cao a look, Cao Cao nodded understandingly, and then saw him walk to Meng Tian's side with a smile and said, "General Meng, how have you recently comprehended the art of war I taught you?" ”

Meng Tian hurriedly got up and said, "Thank you for your concern, I have already mastered a lot." ”

Cao Cao smiled, "Well, it's very good, since that's the case, you go and talk to your king about it, and let him see your progress." ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled and said, "General Meng, then you can tell the widow about your art of war here." ”

Liu Bei saw that the two of them didn't leave, and said anxiously: "That King Qin, you go to the study to talk, Meng De and I also have something to say." ”

"Ao, in this way, General Meng, let's go to the study," Qin Shi Huang stood up and took Meng Tian into the study, and after the two closed the door completely, Cao Cao and Liu Bei stretched out their thumbs at the same time and praised each other silently.

Then Liu Bei instantly rushed to the shoe cabinet at lightning speed, and pulled out two discs from the back of the shoe cabinet.......

Two butterflies yellow, a disc of the piece, if Huang Xiaowei was at the scene, he would definitely scold, damn, it turned out that these two old guys secretly bought hair, and the film went, no wonder they were sneaky, especially after coming back, they didn't forget to get a few marshmallows and fool people, this Ming Xiu plank road dark long warehouse is really good.

Cao Cao looked at the Japanese *** actress on the cover, rubbed his hands vigorously and whispered: "Xuande, it's really you, when did you hide this thing here, why didn't I see it?" ”

Liu Bei smiled proudly: "Hehe, I can't tell you, hey, what about the paper written by that vendor, take it out and take a look." ”

Cao Cao took out a piece of paper full of words from his pocket, I have to say that these two old men are very intelligent, at that time, because they were worried that they would not be able to buy the film back, they would not put it back, so they specially asked the small traders to write them a screening steps and methods.

Cao Cao looked at the piece of paper and said, "This, take out the CD, and then open the English alphabet to read what?" ”

Liu Bei glanced at it and thought for a long time and said: "It seems that I can't remember what DV or something, but he didn't say that as long as a small box under the TV is bright, and then press the small button that says the near disc is out."

Liu Bei watched the TV for a long time and said strangely: "Why don't you have those words?" ”

Cao Cao didn't believe in heresy: "If you look for it again, you will definitely be able to have it." ”

What Liu Bei and Cao Cao didn't know was that Huang Xiaowei's TV had eliminated the DVD thing a long time ago, and now the small box under the TV is a set-top box, and it can't hold a disc at all.

Ten minutes later, the two of them gave up at the same time, and Liu Bei pushed Cao Cao, "Why don't you go and trap that kid?" Cao Cao was shocked when he heard this, and slapped his thigh, "Okay, let's go!" ”

........

Liu Bei and Cao Cao pushed open the door of Huang Xiaowei's house, Huang Xiaowei sat in front of the computer and coded words, and Xiao Wan'er lay on the bed alone to play with Totoro.

Huang Xiaowei glanced at Liu Bei Cao Cao and said, "Is there something wrong?" ”

Liu Bei pretended to play with Xiao Wan'er, while Cao Cao walked up to Huang Xiaowei with a smile on his face and said with a smile: "It's been good lately, huh?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at Cao Cao and nodded a little confused, "Ah, it's good." ”

Cao Cao looked at the computer and said: "You are a computer, I heard that you can do anything, right, then you can tell me what he can do?" ”

So in the next ten minutes, Huang Xiaowei gave Cao Cao more than ten minutes of computer knowledge, Cao Cao was crazy when he heard these incomprehensible words, and hurriedly interrupted: "That, Xiaowei, is that what you usually watch on discs?" ”

Huang Xiaowei said: "When I was a child, I watched some pirated movies or something, but now that I have a computer, I can just go online to find the gun version." ”

"Can you read discs on this computer?" Cao Cao finally asked the question he had always wanted to ask but didn't dare to ask.

"Of course." Huang Xiaowei said categorically.

Cao Cao said with a look of disbelief: "How can you be so godly, you kid will lie to me." ”

Huang Xiaowei looked at Cao Cao's appearance, and thought to himself, hehe, let you old hats see modern technology today, he immediately found a CD and began to demonstrate it to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao laughed, Liu Bei also laughed, it seemed that even Xiao Wan'er laughed.

During the whole process of Huang Xiaowei's demonstration, Cao Cao watched it very seriously, and Liu Bei watched it very seriously.

After the demonstration, Huang Xiaowei touched his stomach, twisted his face and said, "What, I ate a little too much at night, go to the toilet." ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei were almost about to cry with joy when they heard these words, and as soon as Huang Xiaowei left, Liu Bei carried Xiao Wan'er out of the room in a general manner, and did not forget to lock the door, at this time the faces of the two old men leaked lewd smiles at the same time........

Anyway, after Huang Xiaowei came out of the toilet, he couldn't help but wonder when he saw Xiao Wan'er sitting alone in the living room: "Wan'er, why are you here?" ”

The little girl shook her head and said coquettishly, "Just now Grandpa Liu said to let Wan'er stay here alone for a while." ”

Huang Xiaowei stretched out his hand and hugged Xiao Wan'er into his arms, and just as he was about to push the door in, he heard a familiar melody in his ears, as well as the delicate panting sound of how many lonely nights had accompanied him........

Huang Xiaowei didn't open the door when he twisted it, and he would lock the door with a bit of intelligence, but didn't these two see that the key was still inserted in the door?!

"There was a click," and the door to the room opened.

At this moment, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were staring intently at the man-making clip on the screen, with a particularly lewd smile on their faces, looking at Huang Xiaowei who suddenly appeared at the door, Cao Cao and Liu Bei's faces suddenly turned into pig liver color.

Huang Xiaowei glanced at the screen, good guy, I still like to watch the group......

Here, Liu Bei saw that the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, and pushed Cao Cao and scolded: "Didn't Cao Apu let me listen to the movement at the door?" ”

Cao Cao was not to be outdone: "Liu Da'er obviously told you not to lock the door, what are you doing with me?" ”

"You say it again?"

"Just say it, when did Lone ever be afraid of you."

"Cao Ah is leaving, why don't you go outside to compete if you have the ability."

"Go, go, let go of my hand, don't drag me."

"Hey ........"

In this way, the two old men pulled each other and hurriedly ran out in the name of fighting, and the cooperation was really tacit.........

Huang Xiaowei casually turned off the computer, spread his hands, looked at Xiao Wan'er and said speechlessly: "It's so embarrassing." ”

The little girl learned Huang Xiaowei's tone, and said in a milky voice: "It's so embarrassing, hahaha........."

------------------ the dividing line, you can go and see the Autobot on the top, as long as you look at the cover, you should understand, it is definitely the conscience of the plagiarized industry, and the other 6,700 words of the big chapter, you can read it quite satisfied, I'm about to get tired and vomit blood, I hope that friends who read it in other channels can come to the novel network to read, because your channel spends money, I need six months to receive it, for Xiaowei's such a pitiful sake, please help, the better the main station subscription results, The better Xiaowei's recommendation of this book, kneel and beg everyone for help.