"Hey, who's that? Sister, I'll be there soon, I'll be there soon, can you stop rushing, I've said that I'll be there soon, and your crew is too cheating, what time is it? ”

Huang Xiaowei yawned and hung up the phone, glanced at the time in a daze and found that it was only six o'clock, which was really inhuman.

Holding chinchilla in his arms, he was sleeping soundly, but Xiao Wan'er, who was woken up by Huang Xiaowei, muttered dissatisfiedly, Huang Xiaowei looked at the cute little girl in his arms, and said softly: "Get up, get up, get up, the sun is drying your buttocks." ”

The little girl said coquettishly, "I don't want it, I don't want it," and stretched out her little hand to push Huang Xiaowei's face aside.

Now the little girl is not as reserved as when she first came, because she knows that everyone here likes her very much, so she often has some little girl temper from time to time.

Huang Xiaowei patted the little girl's ass and said, "Get up and go out with me, if you behave well today, how about I buy you ice cream to eat?" ”

As soon as Xiao Wan'er heard the word ice cream, she opened her big eyes, pouted and stretched out her little hand and said, "Words count." ”

Huang Xiaowei hooked her fingers, "Okay, it's good to speak, the hook is not allowed to change for a hundred years, come and get up." ”

Huang Xiaowei ran to the toilet happily with the little girl in his arms, and began to squeeze toothpaste and pour washing water for her.

As soon as Meng Tian and Liu Bei, who go to morning exercise every morning, entered the house with breakfast in their hands, and saw Huang Xiaowei getting up, Meng Tian couldn't help but laugh and said: "Why did the sun come out in the west today, and Huang Xiaowei, who is known as the world is immortal, and I won't wake up, actually got up so early?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at him and said, "Lao Meng, how is the swordsmanship learned from Lao Liu?" ”

Liu Bei was pouring water to make tea, and when he heard Huang Xiaowei's words, he said: "General Meng is talented, and he has learned seven or eight of my swordsmanship, but now he only has his spirit, not his intentions, and he is still a little worse." ”

"But it's already rare, after all, it's only been three days, and I still have a set of light skills here that I plan to give to him."

Huang Xiaowei rolled his eyes again and said to Liu Bei: "The light skills are all out, you cows, then you practice slowly, by the way, I'm going out today, do any of you want to go out for a walk?" ”

Meng Tian Zhengse said: "The king and I should be choking enough, now we have encountered a little problem in attacking the Chu State, the territory of the Chu State is vast, the battle front is extremely deep, if one is accidentally cut off by the Chu army, I am afraid the consequences will be unimaginable, so we have to solve this problem today." ”

Liu Bei also said the same: "Meng De and I won't go, by the way, the computer will make us an envoy." ”

Huang Xiaowei then rolled his eyes, he didn't understand, Liu Bei and Cao Cao were both in their fifties, how could they still be so interested in what kind of things, "That old Liu, you can see it, but don't crash my computer like last time." ”

Cao Cao yawned and walked out of the study and said, "Don't worry, your computer and I have been studying almost the same as Xuande, and I will watch the news on the Internet, not to mention that the economy has been really sluggish recently." ”

Liu Bei and Cao Cao now swapped places to sleep with each other, because these two old men seemed to want to be the teachers of Meng Tian and Qin Shi Huang.

So the two of them basically change beds with each other every once in a while, Cao Cao teaches the art of war, Liu Bei teaches swordsmanship, as for the rest, Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian don't seem to be suitable for learning Cao Cao's theory of rather teaching me to bear the world, and stop teaching the world to bear me.

As for Liu Bei..... Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian are not the same way with him at all, even if you let Liu Bei teach, what do you ask Liu Bei to teach them, crying skills, and buying people's hearts.

Or what kind of crying work can buy people's hearts to the greatest extent, or, on the importance of shit luck, when I was young, I picked up two buddies, one was called Guan Yu and the other was Zhang Fei.......

After eating, Huang Xiaowei walked out of the house with a beautiful little girl dressed up, and walked leisurely towards the suburbs of the city.

Recently, Xiao Wan'er may have eaten a little too well at Huang Xiaowei's place, and her little face is a little fat, but it looks even more cute, Huang Xiaowei hugged Xiao Wan'er and said, "Is it okay for Wan'er to come down and walk by herself, I'm a little tired?" ”

Xiao Wan'er kissed Huang Xiaowei's face, then leaned her head on his shoulder, and said coquettishly, "Don't." ”

Huang Xiaowei was a little stupid by this little girl's kiss, and then smiled and said, "Don't want it, then I'll just hold you all the time." ”

The little girl smiled happily on Huang Xiaowei's body, she just wanted him to hold herself all the time.

Huang Xiaowei took the bus to the studio in the suburbs, saying that the set was actually a big warehouse, and there was a banner hanging on the warehouse, which read the big sign of the crew of "Crossing the Sling, You Are So Handsome".

Huang Xiaowei watched the title messy in the wind for a long time, and spit out two words for a long time, "Damn, if this TV series is not popular, it is really intolerable." ”

Today, Li Xiaoyan deliberately wore a very beautiful outfit, wearing a slim professional outfit, exposing her perfect figure, but Huang Xiaowei, who was already waiting for her at this moment, was a little impatient.

Seeing Huang Xiaowei holding Xiao Wan'er from a distance, he immediately trotted over, grabbed Huang Xiaowei's ears and said unhappily: "Why did you kid come, didn't you tell me on the phone that it was almost over!" ”

Huang Xiaowei said painfully: "Sister, let go, haven't you started work here yet, and there is not even a person at the door." ”

Li Xiaoyan said angrily: "Fart, it's already started, hurry up and follow me." ”

Li Xiaoyan let go of Huang Xiaowei's ears, and only then did he notice his cousin's dress today, and couldn't help but say, "Dressed like this today, are you going to send it to the door to give it to others?" ”

Li Xiaoyan was about to kick him, but Huang Xiaowei hugged Xiao Wan'er and quickly ran into the set.

Entering the set, Huang Xiaowei looked at the group performances dressed as palace maids and eunuchs and guards walking by from time to time, many of them were sitting on the ground smoking cigarettes and playing poker, and some various props were scattered aside.

A fat man in a cap who looks like a director is dozing off in front of a row of computers.

Huang Xiaowei looked at Li Xiaoyan standing beside him and said, "Sister, when are you going to try out?" ”

Li Xiaoyan shook her head, and the assistant director asked me to wait for a while, saying that I would shoot the tearing scene of the female number two and the female number five in a while......."

"Uh....... The tearing scene between the second female and the fifth female, I love to watch the tearing in these years. ”

At this time, the fat man in the cap woke up slowly, rubbed his eyes in a daze and shouted: "Six episodes and fifteen scenes will be filmed." ”

With the fat man's order, the crew, which seemed a little loose before, immediately acted with a very efficient efficiency.

Lights, videos, scene notes, actors, all prepared for the first time, with a scene reporter snapping the board, this tearing scene started, Huang Xiaowei watched it for a while, quite bored, there are indeed a lot of lines, but it can be summed up in just a few words.

"You're robbing my man, it's so cheap."

"Fart, he obviously loves me."

Those two actresses actually look okay, they are a genuine Internet celebrity face, as the saying goes, face blindness.......

More than an hour passed, Huang Xiaowei was about to fall asleep holding Xiao Wan'er, but Li Xiaoyan still didn't get the opportunity to audition, Huang Xiaowei asked a little irritably: "Sister, why hasn't it been your turn yet, isn't it just a try, as for so long?" ”

Li Xiaoyan sighed and said: "Aren't they all like this now, a play like me with small feet must be in the back row." ”

Huang Xiaowei also knew the darkness of this industry, shook his head and stopped talking.

Another hour passed, and finally a middle-aged man with a big belly walked near Huang Xiaowei and said in a loud voice, "Who is Li Xiaoyan?" ”

Although his words were so, his eyes had already been fixed on Li Xiaoyan.

Looking at Li Xiaoyan's perfect figure, a glimmer of light flashed in this guy's eyes.

Li Xiaoyan hurriedly walked in front of the middle-aged man and stretched out her hand and said, "Hello, I am Li Xiaoyan." ”

The middle-aged man felt the smoothness of Li Xiaoyan's small hands, took a deep breath, and said with a smile on his face: "Hello, I am the assistant director of our crew, you can call me Deputy Director Wang, or Brother Wang." ”

Li Xiaoyan said respectfully: "Brother Wang is good! ”

Assistant Director Wang stretched out his hand and touched Li Xiaoyan's smooth and tender right hand vigorously and said, "It's so beautiful, I'm a ........ actor like you."

"Hey, hey, I said Assistant Director Wang, if you touch it again, you can touch other people's hands and reveal your skin." Huang Xiaowei had already seen it angry on the side, and he couldn't help it at the moment, so he immediately made sarcastic remarks.

Deputy Director Wang paused for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Okay, then let's get to the point, you passed, there will be your play at eight o'clock tomorrow, don't be late, you know?" ”

Huang Xiaowei's eyes are so good that they pop out, so it turns out that the audition is just for people to take a look at it and then touch their little hands to take advantage?

But the next moment, I saw that the assistant director took out a piece of paper with a few lines written on it, and then handed it to Li Xiaoyan and said: "This is your script, come to the Fulin Hotel tonight, and I will talk to you about the play." ”

Li Xiaoyan heard the assistant director's words, and stood directly in place, a little at a loss, and said: "Deputy Director Wang, you may not know, I am ......."

Deputy Director Wang said leisurely: "Lin Jing, I know, I just finished talking to her yesterday." ”

Huang Xiaowei sneered on the side: "I said assistant director, I advise you, take care of your body, look at your face, is this not a good thing to have premature ejaculation?" ”

Assistant Director Wang couldn't stand Huang Xiaowei for a long time, and yelled at him: "Who are you kid, why haven't I seen you, if it weren't for the people of our crew to get out quickly, you know." ”

Huang Xiaowei put Xiao Wan'er on the ground and whispered: "Wan'er is obedient, stay by yourself for a while." ”

Huang Xiaowei stood up, turned his head to look at Assistant Director Wang's pot-bellied body and smiled, "I'll fuck you!" ”

Huang Xiaowei kicked towards Assistant Director Wang's abdomen, nonsense Huang Xiaowei is a person, he will take advantage of it, how can this kind of obese middle-aged man be his opponent, he has thought about it After kicking this assistant director, he immediately pulled Li Xiaoyan and ran.

As soon as Huang Xiaowei turned around to run, he slammed into a warm and warm jade embrace........