I say one, I say one. A spearman walked out.

Said that on the holiday of August 15, two colleagues, a man and a woman, went out by car, and when they saw that there was no one nearby, they stopped and hugged and kissed, when suddenly a policeman came and asked the man: 'Is this your car?' The man was startled and quickly replied: 'Of the unit,' The policeman looked at the woman and asked: 'She is your wife,' and replied: 'It is also from the unit,' and the police were shocked when they heard it: 'What a dog's day unit, the welfare is so good, we have fifteen TMs to send a ...... of mooncakes'

Hahaha, good, qualified.

I'm coming, I'm coming. An archer rushed out.

There is a little white rabbit, to the river fishing, the first day, nothing fishing, home, the second day, go again, the result is still no fishing, the third day, the little white rabbit came to the river again, it was just about to wear the bait, a big fish jumped out of the water: grass mud horse, you dare to use carrots as bait today, I tm flat you,.

Hahaha, pass, congratulations on joining the Star Gang.

I'm coming, I'm coming, and I want to tell a story about the White Rabbit. A female doctor of level 24 walked out.

The little white rabbit was walking in the forest, and when he met the big bad wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big-eared stickers, saying, 'I let you not wear a hat', and the little white rabbit went home very aggrieved.

The next day, she jumped out of the house with her hat on, and met the big bad wolf again, and he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths, saying, 'I'll let you wear a hat,'

Bunny was depressed, thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to go to the king of the forest, Tiger, to complain.

After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "Okay, I know, I will deal with this matter, you have to trust the organization", and on the same day, the tiger found his buddy big bad wolf, "It's not appropriate for you to do this, it will be difficult for me to do it," and then wiped the soot falling from the table: "You see if this will work, you can say, Tutu come over, find me a piece of meat, she found fat, you said you want to be thin, she found skinny, you said you want fat, so you can beat her, of course, you can also say this, Tutu come over." , Find me a woman, she found plump, you said you like slim, she found slender, you said you like plump, you can beat her to beat reasonably, powerful and modest', the big bad wolf nodded frequently, clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger rushed to a new peak again, but the above guidance work, was heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window, and this hatred in his heart.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again, how could it be so coincidental, it was the big bad wolf who came to meet him, and the big bad wolf said, 'Rabbit, come here, find me a piece of meat,' and the rabbit said, "Then, do you want to be fat or thin," the big bad wolf listened, his heart sank, and he was happy, and his heart said, "Fortunately, there is a plan b, and he said, 'Tutu, Mariel will find me a woman,' and Tutu asked, 'Then, do you like plumpness or slimness,' and the big bad wolf was silent for two seconds, Raised his hand and gave Tutu two big-eared posts even harder, 'Damn, I'll let you not wear a hat,'

Hahaha, okay, pass the test, come and take this female doctor without a hat in.

Haha, the beautiful woman just now told a story about the little white rabbit, so I'll tell you about ants and elephants. A beggar walked out of the crowd while laughing: said, there was an ant and an elephant married, but within a few days the elephant died, the ant was very sad, crying and scolding: Honey, why are you walking in front of me, I don't have to do anything else in this life, net j8 buried you.

Haha, pass, accept people.

I'm coming, I'm coming, it's also about elephants and ants. A Taoist priest hurriedly ran out, and before the surroundings were quiet, he began to speak: an ant said to the elephant, 'I have it, it is yours,' and the elephant fainted, and when he woke up, he said to the ant, 'I want another one,' and the ant was frightened to death.

After the Taoist priest finished speaking, the applause around him was not very warm, and he frowned with a stem hole: I'm sorry, this one failed, I can't admit you to the club, the next one.

Seeing this, Xiao Yu also understood, and he said to your father before he died: Damn, even if you are ruthless, you can think of this bad idea.

Your father smiled before he died: No way, the popularity of our gang is too high, the children in the family said that our Voice of China is currently developing well, and they want to set up another team, called [Happy Camp, the members here are responsible for making everyone happy, especially in the second half of the night, when everyone is sleepy, let them refresh themselves, how about this idea.

Xiao Yu listened to the black line on his head: Do you still plan to select a comedy star of the year and send them to the Spring Festival Gala.

Hey, that's a good idea, but you can try it. Your father nodded his head before he died.

At this time, someone in front of me started to talk again.

It is said that there is a driver, because he is often out and about, so he raised a parrot to relieve the fatigue of the journey, this parrot lived up to the high expectations of the owner, and learned to speak quickly.

One day, on the long journey, the carriage was full of hens, the driver put the parrot into the flock, it was late at night, the driver was bored, suddenly his eyes lit up, a beautiful woman beckoned to the car, the driver was overjoyed, he pulled her on the road, while driving and looking, the driver had evil thoughts in his heart, think about the wilderness, how dare the beauty not obey, so he boldly spoke: 'Beauty, kiss it's okay,', how do you know that the beauty has a strong personality, and said: 'No,' the driver asked again: 'No,' the driver got angry and said: 'No, go down,' It's also to get the beautiful woman out of the car.

After the beauty got out of the car, the driver walked for a while, and felt that his conscience and lust were not happy, so he began to come back again, and invited the beauty to get in the car again, and the beauty agreed again.

Not long after the line, the driver's lust rose again: 'Beauty, kiss it's okay,'' no,' the driver asked again: 'Touch it,'' no,' the driver was furious: 'No, go down,' so repeatedly, he didn't succeed, unconsciously, seeing that the terminal had arrived, the driver thought, no more, there would be no chance, and asked the beauty: 'Beauty, kiss it's okay,' the beauty is still 'no',' the touch is not okay,' the driver was furious: 'No, go down,' so he threw the beauty out of the car, Leave her alone this time.

At the end of the line, the driver opened the car to see, and was suddenly shocked, a car of hens, even missing, this wondered, suddenly saw the parrot grab the last hen and asked: 'Beauty, kiss it's okay,' the hen shook her head, the parrot asked again: 'Is it okay to touch it?' the hen still shook her head, the parrot: 'No, go down,' with a wave of her paws, and said that the hen threw down the car......

Haha, brother, what's the matter, they're all talents. Your father said with a smile before he died.

Mm-hmm, it's talent. Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing.

Ah, Pest Boss, when did you come, don't say anything, brothers, the rookie King Champion, the Star Gang Boss is here, everyone is welcome. Xiao Yu's laughter attracted the attention of others, and several guys from the sex club shouted and surrounded them, and at this time, all the players around them came over, and the whole scene suddenly became chaotic.

Finished. Xiao Yu sighed in his heart, will there be a time to stop going in the future.

No, president, I'll withdraw first, and you can continue to play. Xiao Yu wanted to run away as he spoke, but at this time, a dancer named Liu Yue who was unclothed next to him grabbed his arm: Deputy gang leader, don't be in a hurry to go, you can tell everyone one too, okay.

If it were someone else, Xiao Yu would directly refuse politely, but she was a woman, and she was still the kind of pure and lovely beauty, especially her face, red and round, like a ripe red apple in autumn, which made people want to take a bite, plus the vest on her head was also the Xingchen Gang, so Xiao Yu was even more embarrassed to refuse.

Belch...... All right. Xiao Yu turned around: Beauty, I'm not leaving, you can let go of your hand......

Liu Yue's faceless face flushed, and she quickly let go of her hand: I'm sorry, deputy help, I'm ......

It's okay, hehe. Xiao Yu couldn't help but want to pat the little girl's red face, and suddenly thought that this was a bit of a hooligan, so he retracted his hand again.

Actually, I'm so bored that I don't really know how to tell any jokes. Xiao Yu shouted at the people around him: However, since everyone unanimously asked, I will reluctantly talk about one, whether it is funny or not, you have to laugh at me, otherwise I will feel very shameless.

It's okay, boss, let's talk about it, it's going to be funny.

Yes, Brother Guang, let's all listen, you can say it.

Don't worry, boss, as soon as you open your mouth, we will laugh and speak.

Idol, talk about it, if you don't talk about it, I'll laugh now.

Rookie King, even if you fart, everyone can laugh, hurry up.

There was everything around him, and the more he talked, the more he couldn't listen, Xiao Yu coughed twice: cough cough, be quiet, let's talk.

Say, in the Western Continent, there is a girl who tells the priest about her sin, girl: Father, I am guilty.

The priest said, "Son, what sin have you committed?"

The girl said: Yesterday, I scolded a certain man and said, 'You son of a bitch,'

The priest asked: Why, did he do anything to you?

The girl said, "He, he touched my boobs."

The priest said: touch the breasts, do you mean like this, (the priest reaches out and touches the girl's breasts)

Listening to Xiao Yu talking about this, he pulled his sister Tessi to comfort her, and rubbed her chest twice with both hands: Boss, is this how you touch.

, you're going to me. Sister Tess Bang comforted the hand that made the hole with the stem with one hand.

What to pretend, you TM can't cooperate with the pest boss to tell a story. It is reasonable to say that the hole is made of stems.

You can't experiment with Hu Babies, so many people are watching, why are you touching me. Sister Tesi said with relief

Okay, come over Hu Luowa, let's cooperate with the boss, you play the girl, I play the priest......

Xiao Yu glanced at these two friends with great pain, and continued to talk.

The girl nodded: Well, yes.

The priest said, "You have no reason to scold him if that's the case."

The girl said, "But, he took off my clothes again......

The priest asked: Do you mean it looks like this, (the priest moves to take off the girl's clothes)

Hearing Xiao Yu say this, without waiting for the stem to make a hole, Hu Yuwa took off all the equipment.

The girl nodded: yes, that's right.

The priest said, "But you still have no reason to scold him."

The girl continued: and ...... He turned off the light, carried me to the bed, and ......

The priest sneered, "Do you mean, like this?" (The priest also turned off the lights and carried the girl to the bed...... ）

After a few minutes, the girl moaned and said: Yes, yes, that's what it looks like......

The priest worked harder: "My dear child, even so, you still have no reason to scold him for being a dog, a son of a bitch......

The girl took a deep breath: "But he has AIDS."

The priest abruptly stopped: Fuck, that son of a bitch,,,,。

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