0252 The way to collect people with egg pain

As soon as he entered the game, Xiao Yu received a call application from Xiao Yue.

My dear, go back to the family, there is good news for you.

What good news, the gang is level 3.

…… It's Blackie.

Why, little black, it laid eggs.

No, no, come on.

When Xiao Yu returned to the family, he saw that there were already several people standing at the door of the council hall: Honey, come on, Xiao Hei has grown up now, and he doesn't swear.

Ah, stop swearing, it can't be. Xiao Yu was surprised.

Boss, it really doesn't swear now, it's all thanks to the little paintings. Bacchus Huahua interjected, and the black starling was standing on his head, and he rattled when he saw Xiao Yu coming in.

At this time, Xiao Ahua walked over from the side, blushed and said: Patriarch, I taught it two sentences, or you can try it.

What words. Xiao Yu became interested, and the whole gang of pure people from the Little Black Sect was only Ah Hua except for Huahua.

Huahua ran into the council hall excitedly, and at this time, Xiao Ahua walked to the door of the council hall: Patriarch, if I step in with my left foot first, it will say 'Welcome', and if I step in with my right foot first, it will say 'Thank you for coming'.

While speaking, Xiao Ahua stepped his left foot into the threshold, and sure enough, the black starling shouted in his broken voice: Welcome~

Then she stepped in with her right foot first, and Xiao Hei said again: Thank you for coming~

Ah, yes. Xiao Yu walked over and tried it too, Xiao Hei was really very cooperative, and didn't say a single dirty word.

Haha, there's a chance. As he spoke, Xiao Yu suddenly wanted to try what the effect would be if he stepped forward with both feet at the same time, so he jumped in with a 'whoosh'.

Ouch**, you scared the old lady~

Everyone laughed, Xiao Yu turned his head and asked Xiao Ahua: This is also what you taught.

I...... Ah Hua's face turned red all of a sudden, and she shook her head again and again: No, it taught itself.

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Okay, it's not too early, let's finish today's copy first, and then everyone will help collect people, and now the number is ...... Xiao Yu opened the gang system and took a look: eighteen thousand four, the task is arduous, and strive to fill up the manpower first.

Okay, boss, then I'll go and collect people first, my copies are all done, by the way, boss, I feel that the undergraduates in Black Wind Town are basically accepted by us now, or not. Huahua asked with a serious face.

If someone else asked like this, Xiao Yu would definitely scold him, this acceptance of people to ask for academic qualifications was originally a joke, but Huahua asked this, he had to answer seriously: Okay, then take the junior ones, no matter how small the fly is, it is a piece of meat, let's make do with it first.

Got it, boss.

……

After sending away Huahua, Qin Beauty is also online, first of all, a level 10 copy, in view of the fact that Xiao Ah Hua has never entered a copy for so long, he first grouped A Hua, and then Xiao Crescent, Lian Yuqin, Diana, Li Zhien, in this way, six people are together, and Long San Niangzi and the kitten demon are collecting people in the east of the town, and she has no interest in this level 10 copy, so let Xiao Yu take her to play the level 20 copy after she comes out.

In less than half an hour, the two level 10 dungeons were finished, Xiao Yu began to group people into the team, and at this time he found out that 008 was not online, he inquired in the family, and the field monk said that the child had not been on since he went offline in the morning.

Looking at the time, it was not yet 11 o'clock, Xiao Yu decided to wait a little longer, and take advantage of this time to go and see the situation of each family.

It's similar to the situation last time, the four gates of Black Wind Town, the Forgotten Family occupies the North Gate, the Monster Family occupies the South Gate, the Pest Family occupies the East Gate, and the remaining West Gate is occupied by the Sex Club Family.

Xiao Yu came to the north gate first, and from a long distance he saw a large group of people gathered here, and opposite this group of people, there was a row of players who set up stalls, these players stood very neatly, and each of them had the grade of the auction thing written on the signboard, what third-level wheat, fourth-grade herbs, and fifth-grade ore, each of which is a scarce thing in the current market.

These guys are selling while setting up stalls: Star Gang life materials are on sale, the price of joining the gang is beating, especially life players are welcome to join, benevolent gangs, benevolent gang leaders, believe in your choice, join the Star Gang, and the collection speed bonus is 30%...... Shouting here, the antiques on the side began to give people a state of brushing, and Xiao Yu was also sprinkled with a blue beam of light standing in the crowd.

Bite.

System Tip: Your acquisition speed is increased by 38% and the duration is 77 minutes.

Wow, what kind of skill is this, it can really improve the speed of collection, I enter my ......

Facts speak louder than words, and all the players who have been blessed are all in shock, one by one rushing to join the Star Gang.

That's a good idea, hard work. Xiao Yu sent a private message to the antique.

Oh, boss, where are you, oh, see. The antique eyes were good, and they ran over from the side.

I didn't have any trouble in the collection area. Xiao Yu asked.

It's okay for the time being. The antique smiled and said: The gang is too timely, I just can charge more life players, and now the logistics team of our gang is almost 1,000 people, if it can reach 3,000 people, it will be able to monopolize the collection area of Black Wind Town, and even if the drunk and carefree people come to find trouble, we can handle it without you coming forward.

Well, that's good. Xiao Yu nodded with satisfaction: It is estimated that it will not be long before the war will start, drunk and free to suffer a big loss, they will definitely not give up, their biggest possibility is to start with you first, you be careful, collect materials and store them in the warehouse in time, in case of attack, mainly run, remember to bring the return to the city scroll, but unfortunately there is no blueprint to build a teleportation array now, otherwise you can set up a two-way collection map, and then you don't have to worry about being blown up after hanging up the collection materials.

And this kind of drawing, it's a lot of trouble to build. Antique asked with wide eyes.

Xiao Yu smiled: It's not just trouble, people who don't have money can't afford to use it at all, but, with you here, I don't worry about the materials, and the other thing is that there are more gangs now, and the management should be more formal, and you are responsible for the logistics.

Well, boss, you and I want to go together, and I just want to tell you about this, as soon as there are many people, there will be chaos, and it would be good to have twenty obedient players out of a hundred, so I also want to develop a complete management system, completely restrain them with money, after all, middle school students account for a large part of the players, and they can also get some fixed living expenses, so we can also contribute to society.

Xiao Yu: Hehe, okay, you go back and communicate with Yinyue Eleven about this, how much it costs and how to distribute it, it's completely up to you, let's strive to build the first logistics corps in the Divine Tribulation.

Antique: Okay, boss, I'm relieved to have your words, if something calls me, I'll accept someone first.

Well.

……

After leaving the antique, Xiao Yu ran directly to the west gate, and in order to save time, he threw himself into the roof and inserted it diagonally from the roof.

When he came to the West Gate, he found that there were thousands of players here, at least twice as many as the North Gate.

Jumping down from the house, Xiao Yu jumped onto a big tree next to him, through the gap in the leaves, he saw that more than a dozen guys from the sex club all showed the golden light effect on their bodies, and they were standing in the middle of the crowd and pointing at something, and the onlookers burst into laughter, Xiao Yu concentrated his ears, and finally heard what they were saying.

Okay, okay, next topic, please listen up. It was Umegawa Noteru who spoke: Q: What is the biggest difference between avoidance-pregnancy-condom and parachute, please answer.

The biggest difference is that one is to protect the upper head, and the other is to protect the lower head.

No, next, continue to answer.

One is resilient, one is inelastic.

No, next, continue to answer.

If the parachute is broken, there is one less person in the world, and if the condom is broken, there is one more person in the world.

Answer correctly, welcome to the Stars Gang.

……

Next topic. Umegawa Neiku went on to say: On the body of a woman who is tired of men, play an idiom.

It's not a pity to die.

Wrong.

Do your best.

Wrong.

Can't extricate yourself.

Answer correctly, welcome to the Stars Gang.

……

Next topic. Umegawa Neiku shouted again: I saw a boy with the right taste on the bus, how to hook up.

took the initiative to pick up stubble, saying that the other party looked like his boyfriend.

Corny, next.

Deliberately stepped on the other person's foot, and then apologized, taking the opportunity to talk.

Cheesy, next.

Suddenly grabbed his hand, put it on his chest, and then shouted to catch the hooligan, and then ......

And then this man was beaten to death by someone else, are you tm this a hookup, this is trying to kill people, stay away from this girl, next.

Pretending to have epilepsy, spitting white in his mouth, falling into his arms, his hands twitching, taking the opportunity to grab his crotch, continue when he is big enough, if he is not satisfied, hey, I'm fine.

With the right approach, welcome to the Stellar Gang.

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Umekawa Neiku: Next question, why do you always have to broadcast clips of them packing up after the CCTV news is over?

Because the advertising time has not yet arrived.

Wrong, next.

To tell you, we brag that B is a draft.

Answer correctly, welcome to the Stars Gang.

……

Xiao Yu was lying on the top of the tree, and Mei Chuan Neiku's way of collecting people made him full of black lines, and at this time, Sister Bai Tear walked out from behind him: The second group of answers follow me, come here, go here. While saying that, the riding sister jumped on the heads of the onlookers with light skills, and went out dozens of meters away after a few steps, followed by several other players from the sex club.

I'm out of a brain teaser here.,Sex-fun everyone come over and guess.,It's a little difficult.,And some children are not suitable.,Who's right.,In addition to joining the Star Gang.,You can also get a fragrant kiss.,Now it's going to be.,Listen to the question......