Section 35 Encounter with a water monster

That night, I was sleeping soundly, and I was suddenly woken up by a gust of wind, and I felt very cold. I ran to the window and looked down, yes, it was snowing. The snow here is falling so early, and it's just beginning to fall in autumn. But I immediately remembered the South Pole and the North Pole, where snow can fall all year round, and I seemed to be making a bit of a fuss compared to those places.

Brother Monkey didn't believe it at first, thinking that I was lying, saying that the truth about where it would snow so early could not be explained unless the dragon king's wife was born prematurely. Lying, my old pig will not get any benefit. I have nothing to do with the Dragon King's wife.

Seeing such a heavy snowfall, the master was very anxious, he said that he had promised Tang Wang that he would go back in three years, but now seven or eight years have passed, where is the western sky, and there is not even a shadow. After saying that, he sighed again. It's all because the master's heart is too real, he doesn't know how to add fuel and vinegar, saying that he can get back the true scriptures in two or three years, and the people still think that they can get the true scriptures back in such a short time, and the true scriptures are very easy to get; Besides, Master doesn't know how to leave some leeway for himself, and generally speaking, the deadline for agreeing to others is longer than you expected, so that you can have the opportunity to remedy it when you encounter an accident, so as not to be charged with "dishonesty in others".

Master's thoughts are actually not complicated, sometimes they are similar to my old pig.

Chen Lao'er said don't worry, it's not too late to leave after this snowstorm, it's been thrown in for seven or eight years, and I'm still in a hurry about what to do in the next few days. Chen Lao'er's words are in line with my mind, and he hurriedly said that this is the truth, as the saying goes, "sharpening knives does not mistake wood cutters", let's rest here now, just as cultivation, and when the snow stops, and then add full horsepower to hurry, it may be more effective than rushing now.

I admit that my thoughts at that time were more selfish, but I actually wanted to live in Chenjiazhuang for a few more days, eat a few more full meals, and sleep a few more good night's sleep, so as to make up for my already skinny body. Although they have been telling me to lose weight, they also listed many harms of obesity, such as easy to get high blood pressure, such as easy to get diabetes, such as easy to get cerebral thrombosis, and easy to get heart disease, etc.; But I don't think so, I feel that my body is my own, and I can do whatever I feel comfortable. Specific to my old pig, it is to eat and sleep violently. In addition, I am consistent with Tang Wang's aesthetic viewpoint, taking fat as beauty; Yang Guifei is our representative.

When we said that we would wait for the snow to stop before leaving, Master didn't agree to it, and said that he would go to the river to have a look and then make plans. Even if I was unlucky, I saw people walking on the river as soon as I arrived at the river, and the snow last night had completely frozen the entire Tongtian River.

Like the surface of the river, my mood seems to be frozen, pulling out the cold.

It seems that we have to move forward. Since things have come to this point, I still want to make a good fortune, so I told the master to wait for my old pig to go down and investigate. It turned out that the river had indeed frozen solidly, and even the old pig's nail rake and hoe only showed a few white tooth marks. That's why I said to Master and them, "OK, it's very safe."

As soon as we returned to the village, Master told us to pack our bags. The elders of the Chen family are very grateful to me and Brother Monkey for helping them drive away the monsters, so they deliberately stuffed a lot of delicious dry food into our baggage. Even so, I sneaked a few biscuits and put them in my cuffs. I didn't want to keep a handful, I just wanted to be able to take it out and nibble on it whenever and wherever I wanted to be hungry on the road, or when they had eaten all the dry food, so that I could prove that I had foresight.

Of course, the premise is that the quality of the pancakes is good enough to be stored until that day.

Although my thoughts are more selfish, they are very simple, just to eat their stomachs.

The ice on the surface of the river turned out to be very solid, but it was very slippery, and the master just went up and fell a big heel. I told the old man of the Chen family to go back to the village and bring a few bundles of dry firewood and tie them to the horse's hooves, so that the horse would not fall. I also asked the master to hold the Zen staff horizontally above his head, saying that if it leaked, he could get people stuck on the ice. Master praised me for being smart, and Brother Monkey also said that my method was very creative, and I was happy in my heart. My old pig actually has quite a lot of ideas, but every time Brother Monkey speaks before me, my old pig fails to seize the opportunity. This time it was an exception. People who look stupid aren't necessarily really stupid, such as my old pig, although I'm not the kind of wise and stupid; People who seem smart aren't necessarily smart, like those who think they're smart.

As soon as I walked to the middle of the river, I suddenly heard a "flutter" sound, and the ice cracked in a daze, without any warning. I, Master, and Senior Brother Sha all fell into the river, shivering with cold.