Section 34 Death to those who oppose me
After the tea and food were full, the master asked Lao Er about the gong he had struck during the day, but the old man did not answer, but sighed to himself. Lao Er said that the gong and drum just now were struck for people who were about to die.
This is a new thing, people have to beat the gongs and drums before they return to the West, it should be that they have confused the order of the whole procedure, I thought at the time. The old man said that there was a king nearby, and praying for blessings and rain was generally answered, and the only thing that the villagers could not accept was that he had to eat a pair of boys and girls every year; As for the large number of cattle, sheep and livestock that are taken out, it is secondary.
Monsters who eat people are generally monsters.,Monsters who like to eat children generally want to become spirits.,So it seems that the monster should really have some skills.。
Lao Er said that this year it was their turn to be surnamed Chen, his family originally had only one son, in order not to disobey the king's will, he had to endure the pain of cutting his love and carry it to the king as a sacrifice. The other virgin belonged to his brother's family, and was also an only daughter, and he was also compelled to sacrifice to the king. As for beating the gongs and drums in advance, it is to give the child who is about to die.
As soon as he heard that there were monsters, Brother Monkey couldn't sit still again, so he insisted that my old pig go with him to catch monsters. At first, I naturally wouldn't agree; As was the case with most of the previous ones.
Brother Monkey has his own set of methods for dealing with my old pig, and one of the most effective tricks is "fighting", which is as good as the master's mantra on Brother Monkey. Chairman Mao advocated "power comes out of the barrel of a gun", and it is estimated that Brother Monkey took that as a motto. So, when I said no, Brother Monkey's stick swung over. In the variety show, Aunt Baiyun used "one, two, three" to bluff Uncle Heitu for a lifetime; Now Brother Monkey has been bluffing me with his golden hoop stick for more than ten years, and I feel sad when I think about it.
Everyone knows that my old pig's skin is thick and durable; Besides, I was very sleepy at the time, and I didn't feel Brother Monkey's killing power at all.
Brother Monkey saw that the hard one was not good, so he replaced it with a soft one, and he took advantage of my delicious weakness, saying that there were many fruits and pastries in the temple that were enshrined, and he could eat them with an open belly. It just so happened that I hadn't eaten enough, and as soon as I heard that there was something delicious, my drowsiness immediately disappeared, and I was naturally willing to go with Brother Monkey to catch the monster. I actually know that I have fallen for Brother Monkey, but I feel that what Brother Monkey said also makes some sense, after all, it is an indisputable fact that there are offerings in the temple.
Brother Monkey decided that we should become a boy and a girl, and asked the villagers to carry it and sacrifice it to the king of the mountain, and then find an opportunity to get rid of the king.
Early the next morning, Brother Monkey and I were carried by the villagers on two big plates to the king of the mountain. To be honest, it feels really good to sit on the sedan chair, think about my old pig has been down to earth for decades, and I have never enjoyed such treatment.
In the past, I thought that my old pig was the ugliest person, because they always used my name to scold others, so I have always been in an inferiority complex; It wasn't until I saw this monster in front of me that I finally found a sense of balance, because this monster was uglier than me. "There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky", it seems that this is the case. Therefore, I want to advise those brothers and sisters who are mediocre here, don't feel inferior and feel ugly because you haven't met anyone uglier than you.
If you feel that you are more handsome or beautiful than my old pig, then I am still very happy to be a reference for you to be more beautiful and ugly.
I'm a very enthusiastic person.
No, it should be an enthusiastic pig.
It's all because my desire to become a human being is too strong, so my words seem to be a little incomprehensible. Such a mistake should be forgiven!
When you meet a monster, you naturally have to fight, and this time is no exception. Brother Monkey is the Monkey King, I am Marshal Tianpeng, these are not in vain, who can get them without two brushes? So after coming and going, the monster gradually couldn't bear it, and the last fierce man plunged into the Tongtian River. Brother Monkey said forget it, don't chase it, as long as it's afraid.
It is more troublesome to cut the grass without eradicating the roots, and it will "blow and grow in the wildfire", this monster is like this, Brother Monkey was soft-hearted and let him go, but I didn't expect it to bring us an unnecessary disaster in the future. I call it unnecessary because it could have been avoided. Although it is impossible to do the work of extermination, it is still very necessary to cut the grass and eradicate the roots. This is a later story, not pressing, let's still talk about what happened after driving away the monsters.
Back in the village, Lao Er and his neighbors were very grateful, and they also made a lot of delicious food. Don't eat for nothing, don't eat, this is what I really thought at the time.