The officials guarding the city arranged for us to stay in a post house outside the Imperial City, waiting for Her Majesty the Queen to sign our customs clearance papers.

It is estimated that the rumor that the master is good-looking has reached the ears of the queen of the current dynasty, because the officials of the post house came with the prince of the current dynasty who proposed marriage to the queen. It can be seen that the power of rumors spread from one end of the city to the other in half an hour. For this proposal of the Grand Master, the Master naturally would not agree. There is one thing I don't understand: Master is so handsome, so handsome and chic, why does he want to be a monk? Didn't Master ever think of marrying a wife? If that's the case, it can only be said that it is the sorrow of the human species, and more specifically, the sorrow of women.

Later, the official document was not replaced for a long time, and it is completely conceivable that it is because of the master, he is too handsome. Therefore, sometimes it is also a mistake to be too handsome. In the past, people used to say "red face and bad water", but I didn't expect that now blue face is about to become a bad water.

Brother Monkey said that if we continue like this, it is estimated that the queen will not let us go. In such a situation, in addition to blaming the master, the queen of the dynasty is also blamed for being too dead-eyed. I once suggested to the master who came to ask for marriage from the master, Master, he refused to stay, and I Lao Zhu stayed for him to marry the queen, okay? The master said of course not, because I am not as handsome as the master. Because the packaging is not good, even the sales value of the entire product is greatly reduced, which shows the importance of packaging.

We had the idea of going all the way out, but I was the first to object—though several of them were also against it later, but I was the first. I think it would be very cruel for a few big men to do something to those little women. Women are like water, why are you embarrassed to start? So I voted no. We also thought about escaping, but if we don't have the queen's autograph, if we flee to other countries, it is called smuggling, and we will be released from custody at the least, or detained and fined at the worst, which are not light crimes. This really makes us feel torn.

Brother Monkey is still smarter, he asked the master to promise the queen first, saying that he promised to marry her. Wait for her to sign the official document before repenting, so that she can kill two birds with one stone.

I actually don't approve of Brother Monkey's suggestion, because it's so cruel for a woman. Do you want to ha, the cave room spent a candle night only to find out that the other party had already changed the hexagram, what kind of heartache would it have? But for now, there is no better way, so it can be said that there is no way to do it. I once regretted for the queen: why didn't you choose my old pig? If you choose me Lao Pig, I will never let you suffer from this. Therefore, I really want to tell women all over the world: it is safer to find an ugly man, and it is better to be exactly the same as me.

Dedicated and amorous, what does it matter if you are ugly? Of course, these are all wishful thinking on the part of my old pig, and appearance is still very important in real life. Almost everyone's aesthetic starts with appearance.

I heard that the master promised to stay and be the king of the family, and the queen specially arranged for a sedan chair to come to the post house to welcome us into the imperial garden. When I saw the queen of the dynasty herself, I was dumbfounded on the spot, and after the second glance, I was stunned, and after the third glance, I felt unrelenting. That queen is so, so, too beautiful! I couldn't find a suitable adjective after thinking about it. It's just that I have a limited education, and the only word I know to describe a woman was used when I saw Sister Lan. That word is "punctuality." Therefore, when someone asked me to describe the queen's beauty, I could only use Wu Chengen's words to express it:

The eyebrows are like green feathers, and the muscles are like mutton fat. The face is lined with peach petals, and the mustache is piled with golden phoenix silk. The autumn waves are enchanting, and the spring bamboo shoots are slender and charming. The oblique red silk is colorful, and the high hairpin pearl is brilliant. said that Zhaojun was beautiful, and it was really Xi Shi. The willow waist slightly stretched out the golden pei, and the lotus step moved the jade limbs lightly. It's hard for Chang'e to get here in the month, how can the Nine Heavens Fairy be like this. The palace makeup is extraordinary, and it is true that the queen mother descended to the Yao Pool.

Why, it's enough to seduce the soul. Wu Chengen saw it with his own eyes, so he shouldn't lie.

Master is really blessed, but it's a pity that he became a monk and couldn't bear it.

Before I could get to the palace, I yelled that I was very hungry and wanted to eat. I didn't dare to be too casual before, but now that I have the backer of the master, what am I afraid of? That's why I was rightly called it at the time.

It's okay, the queen is quite hospitable, and I am the master's apprentice, so I seem very angry, and I have prepared a large table of wine and food for us to enjoy. I don't care if he's in his thirties or twenties, I open my belly and eat it. As for the master, of course, he went down with the beautiful queen Hua Qianyue.

The consequence of eating too much is the Great Ratra. So I made countless trips to the hut that night.

It seems that people can't be too greedy, just be full of everything.

The queen stamped the official document with a treasure seal and handed it to us, and at the same time took out a lot of gold, silver and jewelry, saying that it was to make a coil on our road. Brother Monkey didn't let me take the silver, but told me to carry the big bag of grain on my shoulder. Brother Monkey is really a tendon, he only recognizes fasting and does not recognize money. The next day was a depressed day for Mete, because Master was about to dump such a beautiful queen. I saw the tears in the Queen's eyes gleaming when she heard that Master was leaving.

is really an infatuated woman, but it's a pity that Luohua is intentionally ruthless. There are lyrics in the Dream of Red Mansions that sing: One is in vain, one is empty, one is tired, one is the moon in the water, one is a flower in the mirror, how many tears can there be in the eyes, how can it withstand the autumn to the end of winter, and the spring to summer. The situation in front of me is far beyond it. My old pig has nothing to say, four words: powerless.

There will always be these sad things in the world, no one wants to hurt anyone, and they are all in love with each other, such as me and Sister Lan. Andy Lau said that it is not a sin for a man to cry, and I have to add: It is not a sin for a woman to cry. I hope that the people who are destined in the world will cherish it, and those who hope to have a share should also be cherished, and those who are destined to be cherished even more.

Some things are actually very difficult to obtain, especially "again". Maybe those are taken for granted to you now.