According to Brother Monkey's meaning, in order to avoid the queen's anger, Master will take the opportunity to get out when sending us out of the city gate and explain the reason to the queen.

When the master stood in front of the queen's palanquin and had not yet spoken thoroughly, a gust of wind suddenly blew, and the sand flew away from the rocky ground; When we came back to our senses, we found that Master was gone.

You don't have to think about it to know which monster must be beating the master's idea and wants to eat Tang monk meat.

I guess the master has committed the peach blossom robbery again, and every time he can provoke the favor of the female monsters.

However, some monsters really want to have biological children with the master, such as the scorpion spirit this time; In addition, most of the banshees just want to eat the flesh of the master, such as many of the previous youkai. It seems that a woman's initiative is nothing more than two reasons, one is to want to sleep with you, and the other is to eat your "meat".

The master was captured by a monster, of course, he had to chase him. We chased to a cave before we found that the monster was gone, and I was about to raise the nail rake and hoe when Brother Monkey said don't worry, let him go in first to see the situation.

I and Brother Sha hid behind the stones next to the entrance of the cave, the gap between the stones was too small, and we were sweating, and Brother Sha began to complain that my old pig was too fat, saying that I should seriously consider losing weight. I said there was a plan. He asked when. I said I'll talk about it when I come back.

It didn't take long for Brother Monkey to come out, and a woman caught up behind him. You don't have to ask to know that it's a monster. Brother Monkey hurriedly called us for help, saying that he was about to lose his grip. Brother Monkey can't resist it, which shows the power of this monster. Just as the fight was hot, the monster suddenly gave birth to three heads and six arms, and swept one of its hands towards Brother Monkey's head, only to hear Brother Monkey scream, and immediately fell to the ground.

If the left hand is injured, the right hand will naturally be taken care of. So we had to let the monster escape.

When I was in my daughter's country before, Brother Monkey made fun of me and said that I would get postpartum cold in the future; It's a good thing, my postpartum cold didn't work, but his monkey brother had a cerebral neurasthenia first. It seems that the world is indeed unpredictable. Feng Shui turns around, and this time it turns to Brother Monkey.

I knew it was wrong to make fun of him at this time, but it was a good opportunity to teach people a lesson. Falling into a well is always more painful than blatant revenge.

According to Brother Monkey's information, the master has food to eat, sleep and a woman to accompany him to chat, and he is basically very free. The only thing that Brother Monkey can't rest assured about is whether the master can withstand the seduction of the goblin, in case he can't stand the test, sleeps with the goblin, and breaks the boy's body, then we will be in vain in the past few years.

Senior Brother Sha was about to go to a sneak attack that night, but Brother Monkey disagreed, saying that he would have a good night's sleep first. That's right, sharpening knives is not wrong for woodcutters. Unexpectedly, my old pig was stabbed by the monster as soon as he went into battle the next day. What is this tactic called? Soldiers don't get tired of cheating? It doesn't seem to be; A repeat of the old trick? It's not a tactic. In the end, I decided to appropriate one word: killing two birds with one stone; It's just that it was split into two hits yesterday and today. So I felt that the world was unpredictable again.

According to Brother Monkey's character, he will inevitably make fun of me, and this is exactly the case.

It's really time to retribution.

When we all have nothing to do, we usually go to Guanyin Bodhisattva, but this time it was Guanyin Bodhisattva himself who came to us. It turned out that she estimated that she couldn't do anything, so she came to point out a Yangguan Avenue to us, and asked Brother Monkey to call the Pleiades Star Officer to help, so as not to delay the fighter plane for a long time. I thought who the Pleiades Star Officer was, it turned out to be a big rooster.

I sometimes wonder that the same is in the animal kingdom, the scorpion has become a monster, and the rooster has become a fairy. The reason for the disparity in status today is because of different ideas: one is positive, bright, and positive, and the other is negative, dark, and destructive. Good and evil, in fact, are only in a thought. Although the truth is simple, many people don't understand it and embark on the path of becoming a "monster".

The scorpion had stung me with its stinger before, but it still hadn't been able to take revenge. So, when it was beaten back to its original form and executed by the Pleiades Star Officer, I finally couldn't help but go up and hoe it a few times with a nail rake. Although it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, it is best to have revenge today and revenge today, regardless of what revenge is born tomorrow.