The bird is a rectum, and Flowey also fed him bananas, and the results can be imagined.

The next morning, there was bird poop everywhere in the living room, and Lu Xiaodonkey walked out of the door, stunned by the scene in front of him.

As for who cleans the room, does that need to be asked?

Finally cleaned it up, and Lu Xiaodonkey, who felt that he had lost half his life, rode a little sheep to school.

After a few days of competition, Lu Xiaodonkey almost forgot that he was still a college student.

Especially after losing debts, Lu Xiaodonkey's mood is obviously different.

The bonus I got yesterday was transferred to my mother for 1,000 and 5, and I told her to buy more delicious food.

I still have a few hundred dollars left on my body for emergencies, and I can't spend it anyway.

As for whether the live broadcast room has improved since he won the championship yesterday, he doesn't know, and he has been busy cleaning up the black handsome.

When he arrived at the class, Lu Xiaodonkey found that everyone looked at him with a little strange eyes, so frightened that he thought he still had bird feces on his face.

Zang Huazhuang came over and said with a cheap smile: "Little donkey, it's still you, the president of the e-sports club has won it." ”

Lu Xiaodonkey pushed his face away and said impatiently: "What the hell, roll the calf." ”

"Don't pretend, the cuckoo has come to you two or three times in the morning."

Lu Xiaodonkey sorted out the books he needed today, and he was too lazy to take care of him, it was estimated that Du Juan came to find him to join the e-sports club.

He didn't have that much to spare, and he always remembered that he was here to go to college, not to play games.

The live broadcast is just to make money and let your college career have no worries, but you can't put the cart before the horse.

"Lu Xiaodonkey!"

Hearing someone shouting, Lu Xiaodonkey looked up, and sure enough, there was no one else except the cuckoo.

Everyone in the class was watching, and Lu Xiaodonkey couldn't help it, so he walked out of the classroom and pulled the cuckoo aside.

"What's the matter, hurry up, I still have class soon."

Du Juan looked surprised, this was the first boy to be so impatient with herself, but she was not an ignorant person, and quickly said her purpose.

As expected, he was invited to join the e-sports club, and Lu Xiaodonkey didn't want to explain too much, so he said that he would focus on his studies.

Speaking of excitement, this guy also persuaded Du Juan to quit the e-sports club, study hard, and make progress every day! A look like I'm good for you.

Obviously, he came to persuade Lu Xiaodonkey to join the e-sports club, but he was fooled by this guy and almost didn't directly announce his withdrawal from the e-sports club.

The cuckoo, who finally recovered from his recovery, secretly exclaimed, this Mao is really a talent, if he doesn't fight the king, he can achieve a career by doing sales.

But! This aroused the cuckoo's competitive spirit even more.

"I'm going to dig you up to the esports club!"

In fact, Du Juan didn't know, if she went up, she would say that there was a bonus of 200,000 yuan, and Lu Xiaodonkey would have already knelt down and sang about conquest.

Two classes a day, after class, Lu Xiaodonkey went to the library to sit and read, and had a meal in the cafeteria at noon, still a vegetarian dish, a piece of rice.

According to his words, you have to eat well when you go home anyway, and it's not good to eat meat all the time...

"Classmate, is there anyone sitting here?"

A somewhat familiar voice came.

Lu Xiaodonkey habitually said: "Yes." ”

“...”

Lu Xiaodonkey looked up, isn't this the girl who lost the game and cried her nose, and hurriedly changed her words: "Cai Wenji, sorry, sorry, no one is sitting here." ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and then punched over: "My name is Xiao Luo!" ”

"Okay Cai Wenji."

“...”

"Na, I bought too much and can't finish eating, so I'll give you one."

As soon as Xiao Luo sat down, he sandwiched a roast sausage into Lu Xiaodonkey's dinner plate.

Lu Xiaodonkey was happy: "Can't finish eating? Are you kidding me? ”

He still remembers the last time this girl ate up the family bucket by himself.

Sure enough, Xiao Luo's face turned red and he was about to take the grilled sausage back: "Give it back to me if you don't eat it!" ”

"Oh, no, I'm sorry."

In a hurry, Lu Xiaodonkey directly sprayed a mouthful of spit on the roasted sausage.

Xiao Luo was stunned, what about this kind of operation?

Lu Xiaodonkey looked cheap, and handed the roasted sausage to Xiao Luo: "You still can't eat it?" ”

"Ahh Why are you so disgusting. ”

"If you don't eat it, I can eat it, it's so delicious!"

The two of them were playing in the restaurant, and the surrounding classmates were red-eyed, this hairy stall was all over the place, and he was not handsome to the point of being miserable, why!

...

On the playground, Lu Xiaodonkey and Xiaoluo walked around to eat.

"Hey, why is your Glory of Kings so powerful, even the cuckoo has lost."

Lu Xiaodonkey looked proud: "That's, how can you be an anchor if you're not good, anyway, you promised to develop fans for me." ”

Xiao Luo looked at him with admiration: "I have followed, and my roommates have followed, but I didn't see you, just a girl, did you give the wrong live broadcast room." ”

"Eh~ That's right, you can see me today."

Lu Xiaodonkey only remembered that he was busy with the competition and cleaning up the black handsome, and he hadn't broadcast live for two days, so it was estimated that fans must be in a hurry.

"So, who is that girl?"

"My sister!"

"Oh!" Xiao Luo nodded his head happily, his fingers stirring the corners of his clothes.

...

After class in the afternoon, Lu Xiaodonkey rode the little sheep home in a hurry.

I have to hurry back to the live broadcast, in case I am not there for two days, what can I do if I lose my fans.

As soon as he entered the house, Lu Xiaodonkey heard the annoying voice of Hei Dashuai in the live broadcast room.

"Thank you for the blood vial, Quack."

"I want to eat bananas! Quack"

Lu Xiaodonkey has a black line, and he still eats bananas? It's not afraid of being pulled to death, and it's disgusting.

Good guys, the wind has been blowing all day, and there is a smell of bird poop in the living room.

If the old man comes over one day and sees a room of bird droppings, can he have a heart attack?

Lu Xiaodonkey secretly decided that he would never be able to buy bananas in the future.

After cooking rice and stir-frying two side dishes, Lu Xiaodonkey walked into the live broadcast room.

"Dear viewers, how are you?"

"Let me see, have you lost any fans."

Lu Xiaodonkey looked at the screen with a distressed face, for fear that his popularity would be lost.

As a result, I was stunned at this look, with 30,000 popularity and 18,000 fans, more than in Fighting Shark! What's going on?

It must have won the championship and attracted a large number of fans, yes, that's right! That's it!

Lu Xiaodonkey just wanted to thank everyone for their support, but the barrage exploded.

"I'll rub it, who's holding this hair."

"Get out of here, I want to see the flower girl!"

"Why did Lao Lu come back, I suggest that Huahua expel him, it is enough to have a black handsome."

“+1”

"Expelle Lao Lu, I'll brush the wolf's tooth No. 1!"

Lu Xiaodonkey was shocked, a wolf tooth No. 1 was a thousand yuan, and he wanted Huahua to expel him.

"Roll the calf, quack."

"You're going to die!"

These fans didn't even buy their own accounts, and the embarrassed and angry Lu Xiaodonkey stretched out his hand to go to the black handsome, but was glared at by Huahua and withdrew his hand in disdain.

"What, the meal is ready, let's eat..."