"I want to eat bananas, quack!"

At the dinner table, Hei Dashuai was jumping around, and Huahua didn't eat rice when he fed it, which made Lu Xiaodonkey angry.

"Love to eat or not, don't eat and pull down!"

Flowey's eyes glared: "Don't scare it!" ”

Lu Xiaodonkey pouted: "Just this guy's guts, who can scare it." ”

After the two finished eating, they took Hei Dashuai out to the pet store to buy bird food.

Huahua didn't dare to give it any more bananas, but it took her half a bottle of perfume yesterday to get rid of the smell of the living room.

As soon as I entered the pet store, the cats and dogs in the cage began to be restless as soon as they saw Hei Dashuai.

Hei Dashuai stopped on Lu Xiaodonkey's shoulder, turned his head and looked around: "Look at your sister, look, I haven't seen a handsome guy, quack!" ”

Lu Xiaodonkey's face was black, if it weren't for Huahua here, he would really be able to throw this guy who is a bird and a man into the cat cage.

The pet shop brother also looked at Hei Dashuai with a look of surprise: "Hey, where did you get this starling, it's quite spiritual." ”

"Eight your sister, your name is Hei Dashuai, quack!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

The little brother was not only not angry when he was scolded, but he was more interested, such a smart starling is rare.

Lu Xiaodonkey was afraid that Hei Dashuai would come to his temperament, so it was not good to scold this little brother and cry at that time.

Hurriedly asked the clerk to get some starlings to eat, the cheapest kind, preferably expiring soon, to deal with.

The clerk was stunned, he should not be a poor person who can raise such a smart starling.

Besides, how dare he say that there are things in his store that are about to expire, this is going to be heard, can this business be done?

"Boss, don't laugh, we use qualified products, why don't you take some bread worms, starlings love to eat bugs."

Before Lu Xiaodonkey could speak, the black handsome man on his shoulder stopped doing it first, and opened his mouth to spray at the clerk: "Eat your sister, you want to eat bananas!" Rattle! ”

...

In the end, Lu Xiaodonkey still bought two packs of bird food made of chicken, the insects, Hei Dashuai didn't eat them, they looked disgusting, as for bananas, they didn't even think about it.

Huahua wanted to buy a cage for Hei Dashuai, but when Lu Xiaodonkey asked, a broken cage cost more than 100 yuan.

Lu Xiaodonkey immediately said why don't you go and grab it, don't buy it, go home and make one yourself.

Back at home, Lu Xiaodonkey rummaged through the cabinets and found a broken cardboard box, stuffed some rags in it, and it was enough.

"Now, it's done, let's go in!"

Lu Xiaodonkey threw the broken cardboard box to the ground, grabbed the black handsome and stuffed it inside.

The black handsome kept flapping his wings.

"There are always people who want to harm me, escort and protect! Rattle! ”

"If you're not honest, believe it or not, I'll throw you out!"

It was past ten o'clock, and Lu Xiaodonkey, who was so sleepy, was anxious that he ran into the kitchen and came out with a kitchen knife.

The black handsome, who was still jumping around just now, became honest and took the initiative to fly into the cardboard box: "I'm going to bed, let's step back!" Rattle! ”

"Soft can't work, you have to come hard!"

Lu Xiaodonkey hated and threw down the kitchen knife and went back to the room to sleep.

Early in the morning, Lu Xiaodonkey was woken up by a loud noise.

"The first set of national broadcast gymnastics for primary and secondary school students, the eagles take off! Rattle! ”

Lu Xiaodonkey, who hadn't slept well all night, was very unhappy, kicked his feet, and the slippers flew out directly and hit the door of Huahua's room.

"Ahh Lu Xiaodonkey, you want to rebel! ”

Huahua, who got up seriously when she got up, rushed out with her hair and scratched at Lu Xiaodonkey.

...

This weekend, Lu Xiaodonkey didn't have any classes, and after breakfast, Huahua proposed to go out to play today.

Lu Xiaodonkey originally wanted to make money through live broadcast, but when he thought that Huahua had been squatting in the house for several days, he still rode a little sheep out with Huahua.

Hei Dashuai squatted in front of the car, constantly cursing passers-by, if it weren't for Lu Xiaodonkey's fast running, it is estimated that the little sheep would have to be unloaded.

I originally thought that I would have a good meal today, and the buffet in Wanda Plaza was good, only 38 people at noon, which was affordable and delicious.

I have to say that Lu Xiaodonkey is really floating, and 38 feels that it is affordable, which is his previous week's food money.

As a result, the welcoming little sister didn't let him in at all.

"Sir, pets are not allowed here, sorry."

Before Lu Xiaodonkey could speak, Hei Dashuai stopped doing it first, and opened his mouth to be Zhen Huan's biography: "Come on, give this cheap maid a three-foot white silk!" ”

said that the welcome girl's face was dark, it is estimated that if it weren't for work time, Lu Xiaodonkey would be enough to go.

Huahua hurriedly blocked Hei Dashuai's mouth and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's go." ”

With the black handsome, the two couldn't enter a better restaurant at all, and finally went to find a Lanzhou ramen restaurant outside the mall.

As a result, the bird with a beak owed to enter the house was to eat pork.

Good guy, if it weren't for the dead bird's slurred speech and the boss didn't understand, it is estimated that Lu Xiaodonkey would have to explain here today.

This shopping, the black handsome shuai scolds people wherever he goes, and the return rate is super high.

I wanted to stuff it in my clothes to watch a movie, but I couldn't go, and if it made a fuss in the movie theater, they really couldn't run away.

I didn't eat well, I didn't play well, Lu Xiaodonkey went home with Huahua, he wanted to see if he could get rid of Hei Dashuai if he was speeding up.

As a result, when Lu Xiaodonkey arrived home, he was already waiting at the door.

"May I ask this gentleman, is it the god of the autumn mountain bike, quack!"

Lu Xiaodonkey was convinced, and he didn't know what TV this dead bird had watched, and his vocabulary was so big.

There has been no live broadcast for many days, and Lu Xiaodonkey feels that if he doesn't show up again, he will become the superfluous person.

Well, it's already redundant, turn on the live broadcast, Hei Dashuai jumped to the computer and started today's vocabulary test.

From TV series lines to singing, and then from reporting the name of the dish to all kinds of folk scolding, it is called a wonderful.

The barrage has exploded, and all kinds of glow stick swords are brushed non-stop.

"Shocked, the well-known anchor was robbed of his job by the bird!"

"How did this starling train, it was more fierce than my second aunt's scolding, go back and borrow me for a while, and go with my second aunt PK."

"The anchor starling can't sell it, you make a price."

Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes lit up, and he was about to make a bid, but he was glared back by Huahua's eyes.

"Ahem, okay, let's get down to business, let's start the game, first, let's knock out... Forget it, when I didn't say it~"

Lu Xiaodonkey tried to pull back the topic, after all, he is a king glory anchor, not a circus.

But in the end, his mouth was dry, and the content on the barrage was inseparable from Hei Dashuai, and even Huahua couldn't compare to it.

"Anyway, the championship I worked so hard to win is not as good as a starling who can scold!"

Lu Xiaodonkey looked at the trophy behind him and was very emotional.

I cheekily asked for the trophy from my teammates, and I wanted to play a wave of advertising to increase my popularity.

As a result, no one noticed it at all, not to mention, there was still a bubble of black handsome on it...