What a Diaochen! When you enter someone else's house, you say that someone else has overtaken your nest, and there is no mercy for killing you!

I see! It turned out that I entered the wrong door! No wonder that delicate voice sounds familiar! It's over, I knew it was her, and I didn't dare to touch it when I was killed-saying it and doing it are two different things; I'm not afraid of what the emperor will do to me, I'm really afraid of my sister's many lovers! So much! From all kinds of gods and goddesses to demons and monsters, there are everywhere! It is said that even the emperor Lao'er is infatuated with his sister, but he can't make a move because of his mother's surveillance.

It's completely over, what is this going to do in the future? You shouldn't drink. It's all because my heart is too real, and I drink as much as people respect. So here I would like to advise all uncles, sisters, brothers, brothers, sisters, sisters, don't drink too much! Don't be too persistent! Just click it to the end.

Why is it always me who gets hurt? They all said that "if you have the intention to plant flowers and flowers will not bloom, you will unintentionally plant willows and willows into shade", but the problem is that now the willows that have been broken off by me "unintentionally" have not had time to be inserted, and they have been accused of destroying the environment by others! Depressed!

Emperor Lao'er originally planned to cut off my head and put it outside the Nantian Gate to watch the wind. I don't know if he did this to mean a personal vendetta. Fortunately, Tai Bai Xing Lao Er interceded for me, saying that I was unconscious sexual harassment and could be dealt with lightly. So then it was changed to two thousand spankings. Yes, although the skin is open, it also saves my life. Thanks to Taibai Lao'er, if he hadn't interceded for me, maybe my head would have been drinking the northwest wind outside the Nantian Gate by now.

Heavenly Court has no place for me to go, so I have to think about how to be a mortal!

How? The best thing to do is, of course, to be reincarnated.

I have consulted with the wife of life and death, and there is no other risk of reincarnation except for suffocating ###上十个月以外 in a woman's belly. In fact, before I was reincarnated as a human being, I struggled for a long time in my heart, whether to be a helpless immortal or a mortal to rely on, because I heard them say that the world is full of disasters and difficulties. In the end, I decided that it was better to be a mortal with dependence, because after thinking about it, I found that there is no essential difference between immortals and mortals, immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, immortals also have birth, old age, sickness and death, immortals also have joy, sorrow, anger and sadness, but they pretend to be strong in front of ordinary people. For example, the emperor Lao'er will like Chang'e, for example, the master will die, for example, the emperor Lao'er will lose his temper, and Taibai Lao'er will also take care of our previous feelings.

As I often play on TV, I smeared into a house, and found a warm ** to get into, not to mention how happy I was! I can finally be a man, and I can finally sleep with my sister in the future!

The next day, as soon as Brother Sun came out, I found a very serious problem: the fetus was cast, but I became a little pig! Recall that it was probably because it was too dark at the time, so I was in a hurry to get the wrong object and treat the mother pig as a human mother. Cease! It's useless to regret it, I can't imagine that I will be ostracized by people in the heavenly court, and I will be ridiculed when I go down to the mortal world. This is called my sister in the future!

After learning from the pain, I finally figured out a truth: most of the things on TV are not credible. For example, this time I was reincarnated, it took me a lot of effort to figure it out, and I placed considerable hopes on this method, but now I actually made a mistake. It's angry to think about it, the TV actually teaches people to reincarnate at night, it's really a mess of playing the piano: it's obviously brighter during the day than at night. Well, it's no one else's fault, if you want to blame yourself, and people don't say it's the right way on TV!

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Slowly, as I grew up, I realized that I was different from my other siblings: I had hands and feet, and I could speak human words. So, when the master wanted to kill us, I ran out alone. When I was leaving, I told everyone to run, but they wouldn't say anything. The most incredible thing is that my mother actually said to me: Old eight, let's just admit this fate! Hmph, I don't believe it! So I escaped. Facts have proved that my original decision was right. I have figured out another truth: some seemingly impossible things are actually possible, just like after I escaped the fate of being slaughtered; And some things seem possible, but in fact they are impossible, just like I used to hope to live in peace for the rest of my life.

Because I'm a pig, I haven't been able to find a job, so I applied for a job, and they all said that I affected the city. At the same time, my contact with those immortal colleagues was also cut off, because the signal frequency used by the mobile phone in the sky and underground was different, and it was impossible to get through at all. Fortunately, one day when I was squatting at the door of the market looking for a job, a little brother suddenly ran over, stuffed me with a toy mobile phone, and finally "clicked" with me, it seems that he regarded me as a realistic version of the cartoon character. When I went back, I realized that it was not a toy mobile phone, but a real mobile phone.

Now it's okay, it's okay to make harassing phone calls.