Could it be that there is really a sister who is in love with me and wants to sleep with me? It's quite euphemistic and comfortable to listen to, and it makes my heart itch.

No matter what, it's good to have a sister, it's better than being alone and sleepy!

I've always been unable to figure out why there are no women on my terms? Look at me, there is no shortage of food and clothing, no worries about housing, and there is also a private jet. With such good conditions, why doesn't any sister take a fancy to me?

Are you saying I'm lying? No housing, no private jets? Well, I'll tell you about it and see if I'm lying.

Let's start with the private jet. I often fly around under my feet when I go out—no, it's me flying around on it—and that mass is my precious car, but don't look at it, it's very comfortable. Much stronger than those aircraft that claim to be modern. It has several advantages that modern aircraft can't achieve: first, it is autopilot, you don't have to bother with it, you can flirt with your girlfriend or boyfriend while traveling on business, and you don't have to worry about plane crashes or anything; Second, it's open-topped, the air is fresh, think about it, the gas at an altitude of 20,000 meters is basically unpolluted, and it is much cooler to breathe than those so-called air conditioners and the like, and of course, kissing is even more pleasant; Thirdly, it uses the most advanced braking technology, without an engine or solar panels, as long as there is wind, it can move forward, of course, it is okay to blow when there is no wind; Therefore, the rise in oil prices has nothing to do with me, even if it rises to tens of thousands of yuan a liter; Fourth, it is the most critical point, it is very comfortable and soft; Think about it, at an altitude of 10,000 meters - under the blue sky and white clouds, which sister is sleepy above...... Isn't it a very comfortable thing, you say? It's definitely cool.

Let's talk about my house. Although the house I live in now is public, the Jade Emperor Lao'er said that as long as I perform well, I will consider giving me an independent villa in 5,000 years. Judging from my current performance, the matter of the villa is a certainty, it is only a matter of time - to see if I can live until that day. ……

Oops, thinking too much again. Where am I here? Touch it, huh! Those warm little hands are still holding me! So I asked the unknown sister to sing two songs with me, isn't it fashionable nowadays? A few men are singing wildly, usually kissing their sister in their arms, and it's strange why they hug two of them? Isn't that a waste? In my opinion, one is enough, and two too many can be taken care of. Just like I am now, I have a sister in my arms, even though I don't know who she is yet, how satisfying.

For some reason, the sister suddenly screamed and shouted "help", I seemed to have been gentle with her all the time, oh, maybe it hurt her sometime, so she couldn't help it. So I said to her, "Sister...... Sister, you ...... Can you be quiet, how bad it is to be heard by others......

In a daze, I was caught by several people; I felt in a daze that I had been taken to a very spacious and familiar place by them. I squinted my eyes and took a closer look, oh, it turns out that this is Heavenly Court! I asked them what they had brought me here for, but no one answered me, and there was silence all around. Later, I finally saw clearly that the Jade Emperor was sitting in front of me. The Jade Emperor is my boss, and when I see the boss, the employees will naturally be afraid, and I am the same.

As a result, I was more than half awake from my drinking, and I asked anxiously: What happened? Is there another pirate in Tianhe? I...... I'll just catch it.

On your knees! The emperor scolded loudly.

Mom, he's never had such a big temper with me, what is this for?

Why? What else do I want to ask you? You say, why are you going to tease Chang'e Daxian?

Chang'e Daxian? Sister Chang'e? I don't dare do anything to her, I admit that sometimes I have a crush on her for a while, but I can say that I never think she has more than twenty-four hours a day. Why, this is also a crime, if so, then I am not convinced. Just ask, who here has never had a crush on Sister Chang'e? Who hasn't thought about sleeping with Sister Chang'e - I'm sorry, I spoke too quickly and told the truth.

Bold Diao Chen, he dared to speak wildly, not only did he have no remorse for what he had just done, but he also wanted to deny others. Someone's coming, pull it out and click!

Yes! I was taken aback, could it be...... Could it be that the one just now is Sister Chang'e? Then why did she run to my room? Why did she come to help me?