Since the last time the deformed mobile phone developed by Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear was unanimously criticized by us and listed the deformed mobile phone as a children's toy, they did not get depressed, nor did they stop their new research and development, but changed the direction of research and development. What they're developing now is not about the versatility of the phone, but on the phone's search function.

Originally, it was not uncommon for mobile phones to have a search function, and such mobile phones existed a long, long time ago, but the upcoming mobile phones of clairvoyance and shunfeng ear will change people's traditional impression of the search function. In the past, the search function of the mobile phone was similar to the search function of an ordinary computer, and only some fixed text, pictures and videos could be searched, which was the most advanced; Let's call this kind of search two-dimensional search for the time being, but it is only flat in nature. The clairvoyant and tailwind phones have taken a few kilometers forward, and in addition to the original mobile phone functions, they can also perform "three-dimensional search".

What is "3D search"? Like flat animation and 3D animation, "3D Search" can search for three-dimensional things.

Let's take a simple example. For example, when you go to a party, suddenly someone comes up to you and says hello warmly, and you can't remember who they are. This situation is more embarrassing, if the other party is generous, needless to say, if the other party is more small-bellied, it is very likely that he will hold a grudge, thinking why he doesn't know me? This situation is more troublesome, and it may affect your future promotion and development. With the clairvoyance they developed the "three-dimensional search mobile phone" after the occurrence of such a situation at all, you only need to turn on the camera function of the mobile phone, take a picture of the other party, and then press the search button, you can get the accurate information of the other party in less than three seconds, and even the other party's shoe size is also clear.

The plan of Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er is to let the official buy out its ownership when the time comes, because it is very helpful to the case-handling personnel. As mentioned above, when the investigators encounter a suspicious-looking criminal, they don't need to come forward to check their identity documents and ask where they came from as in movies and TV series, they just need to stand in a distance and take a photo of the other party, and then start a search, and immediately know the real identity of the other party, whether they have a criminal record, where they are going, and so on. In this way, it is necessary to avoid startling the snake, or wronging good people, and avoid some unnecessary troubles.

For example, at the crime scene, investigators will generally sample and investigate some clues left by criminals, and finally confirm the true identity of criminals. But it's not a one-size-fits-all approach. Criminals are very likely to be extremely experienced in committing crimes, or they are extremely cunning, and investigators may not be able to find clues from the crime scene, or they may not be able to find out all the clues from the clues, so there have been many unsolved and doubtful "death cases" in history, which have added a negative impact on the normal order of society. The "3D search phone" solves this problem very well, because they have a special chip in the phone, which can search for all kinds of relevant information on a suspicious point in the crime scene. For example, if there is a black spot at the crime scene, the search information will show the composition of the black spot, under which circumstances it is generally used, who the manufacturer is, where the sales location is located, and other details. Therefore, Claireye and Shunfeng Ear temporarily named this mobile phone "Sin Buster".

However, I later thought that if this kind of mobile phone was really successfully developed, there would definitely be a lot of public security and police who would lose their jobs because of it, and I wonder if they would unite to protest against the popularity of this mobile phone at that time. I think that it is not only public servants such as public security and police who are unemployed, but also many free professions, such as "private detectives". Nowadays, there are more beautiful MMs, and there are more men with hearts, so the terms extramarital affairs, extramarital affairs, and third parties have arisen; Or when it is inconvenient for the official case-handling personnel to come forward, they will hire some undercover agents who specialize in listening to intelligence to collect enemy information. In order to combat the arrogance of the other half, it is necessary to perform a trick of "catching the rape in bed", or in order to wipe out the criminal gang, so the private detective came into being.

Once upon a time, "private investigators" were almost "intelligence collectors" who were heavenly, omnipotent, and more powerful than the CIA. Once the "three-dimensional search phone" appeared, "intelligence collectors" such as private detectives were about to retire from the stage of history. If you want to grasp the evidence of your other half's cheating, you don't need to run around like before, as long as there is even a trace of smell, hair, and marks left on the other party's body, the "three-dimensional search phone" can search for relevant information according to the corresponding data, so as to easily know the information of the third party.

It was indeed a new invention that had never been seen before, but I was as worried about its fate as I was about my own transformation. I wonder how many people will support and how many will oppose it? I think that there should be more people who oppose it than those who support it, after all, it has left so many people without jobs. People who steal other people's jobs are more hateful, and it is estimated that this mobile phone is no exception. But it still sounds pretty exciting. So I can only draw a cross on my chest like a devout Christian and say, "Good luck!"

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I was surfing the Internet at night, checking netizens' comments on my diary, and the avatar of the white bone spirit flashed, saying that she had something to talk to me about. The last time I talked about her work, she said that she was not used to people talking about the whole secretarial industry as black. After some enlightenment from the old pig, I heard that my thoughts have changed a lot, but I don't know what I want to talk about this time.

The white bone spirit said that she has been very annoyed lately, saying that she has not found a boyfriend after a lot of age, and now she wants to find someone to accompany her.

When she said this, I was pulling the mouse while picking my toes, and as soon as I heard it, I felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly stopped the work in my hand and thought: Could it be that she is lonely and unbearable, and wants to find my old pig for recreation? If that's the case, I can only say I'm sorry, although I want to. Maybe she had a good impression of me on the way to the West to learn scriptures, and it is very likely that Brother Monkey beat her five times, because every time Brother Monkey wants to beat her, I will say that she is a good person; Although what I said was not adopted by Brother Monkey, "loyalty to the liver and courage" is still obvious. It is estimated that now she is thinking of her kindness and wants to repay me. It's just that I have a sister Qing by my side now, and I'm really embarrassed to make some cheating moves, if she finds out, won't it make a fuss with me? Besides, my feelings for Sister Qing are real, and I don't want to mess around like I used to.

Since becoming a Buddha, my state of mind has been much calmer, and the frequency of my mind has been greatly reduced. It used to be twice a day, now it's half a day at a time. So, I immediately sent a message to her, telling her to work hard and not have too many illusions about married men. Although I am not married yet, the relationship with Sister Qing is actually husband and wife, so it is not inappropriate to call it so.

Married???

The white bone spirit only sent two words, with three big question marks by the way. I don't know if she's really stupid or pretending to be stupid, hasn't she seen my relationship with Sister Qing yet? Maybe she didn't know about it? If that's the case, then you have to explain it to her quickly, and it won't be easy to get into a situation where you can't extricate yourself at that time.

I was about to explain the cause and effect of the whole thing to her carefully, when the three question marks flew over again.

Is your master married?

Master?

It wasn't true that the white bone spirit said that she wanted to eat Master's meat back then, it was just a misinformation from outsiders; Her real purpose is to marry the master, break his childlike body, and then cultivate to adulthood. The white bone spirit said that even if the master broke the child's body with her, it would not be anything, but she would never be able to be a monk again; It will not be as "bleeding from seven holes" and dying of anger as people imagine. Bai Gujing also said that she fell in love with the master at first sight back then, and she really liked this stupid monk in her heart, saying that the master would at least not be as big a radish as my old pig, and from this aspect alone, she could save a lot of thought; Focusing on something for a long time is very tiring.

It turned out that the White Bone Spirit wanted to drag on with the master, which sounded like a good idea.

Everyone may have some misunderstandings about the person Bai Gujing, and may think that she is ruthless and vicious, just like Zhang Wuji's woman Zhao Min. In fact, this is also misinformation from the outside world, and the white bone spirit is still quite empathetic, but some clues can be seen from the topic we talked about some time ago. Bai Gujing said that there was a rumor in the society that "a secretary is not suitable to be a wife", and she was worried that she would not be able to find someone by then, so she wanted to change her job.

People who can actively listen to the opinions of others are generally not bad people, and they are not bad; Although the opinion she met at the time seemed a little vexatious.

When I went to Guanyin's house to look for the elixir of rebirth, I once told Guanyin that she should consider developing her master as a target; There is no way to do this: who told the Master's character to always be so passive? It is estimated that if you want him to take the initiative to chase girls, he can only beat a bachelor for the rest of his life. Guanyin didn't make a positive statement, but from the expression on her face, it seemed unlikely. But then I figured it out, it is really not suitable for Master and Guanyin to be together: both of them are equally serious and serious, so how will they live in the future? I have been thinking about it for a long time, and it is absolutely not beneficial to the further development of the relationship between the two parties.

In this way, Guanyin is still very rational.

It wasn't until the White Bone Spirit mentioned this matter, and then roughly summed up the images of her and the master in his head, and felt that they were still a pretty good combination: one was active, the other was quiet; One active, one passive...... Both of them are single-minded, and such a combination is like a Taiji diagram, which is basically perfect. Therefore, when the white bone spirit asked me for Master's phone number, I told her all the information about Master. One is to do a great favor, and the other is to never have to bother again. Although I had a long or short communication with Master in the first few times, I didn't know anything about his love life. In my impression, Master should be the kind of person who stands alone, because when we met so many women who secretly sent him autumn waves along the way, Master always sent them away with four words.

Those four words are, "Amitabha".

I couldn't even remember what it would be like for him to be alone with a woman, and I couldn't find any other adjectives than shyness.

When I went offline, I told the white bone spirit, saying that my old pig will try his best to be perfect, I hope the master will not give others a blank eye this time, otherwise I will really be single for the rest of my life.

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Things are not as simple as I imagined, and the facts have proved that Master is no longer as unenlightened as before. That's why I often say, "The world is unpredictable."

Here's the antecedent and consequence of the whole thing.

That day, I took the opportunity to go to Master's place to have a look. It's not that I haven't passed by before, but I can't think of a good reason to pass by, as if it always seems a little abrupt to go for no reason, although we used to have a close master-apprentice relationship.

I haven't understood this question, why is this happening? It seems that we still have to use the old saying, "the world is unpredictable".

When I went, Master was talking to a group of people in the back room, and the one I had cleaned up for the first time, and my father was a gangster who was engaged in advertising planning, "Mixed Bear", was there again this time. The last time I came, I heard from Master that he asked his father to help with an advertisement, and the business was able to improve. Originally, the master was worried and didn't want to be useless, but I persuaded him to enjoy it with peace of mind, and I would like to cover it with the help of the old pig.

The reason why the bear wants to help advertise the master is also very good: I am his master, and the master is the master of my Bajie, so the master is his ancestor; It is only natural for the apprentice grandson to help the master and ancestor.

This guy wanted to worship me as a master from the moment I surrendered him for the first time, saying that he wanted to learn some means of defense. I was afraid that he would get into trouble everywhere after he finished his studies, so I didn't promise him, but just told him to find a serious job from now on, and not to mix in like he did at the beginning. According to his own "confession", he is already learning to help his father do things, and said that he must teach him spells in the future.

The prince of Yuhua County was really hurtful before, and now he is afraid that someone like him will appear again.

I asked why the bear is here again, and he doesn't have a job again? The bear said no, I just had time today, but I just came over and walked around, but I didn't expect to meet the master again.

I told him not to call me Master in the future, and to talk about it later, so as not to make others suspicious.

I was sitting in the outhouse of the Bodhi Dustless Workshop, and the people in front of me were constantly coming in and out. It seems that Master's true skills have been revealed, and this gold that has been hidden for decades has finally shone brightly, and it is not in vain that we have worked hard to go to the West Heaven.

I asked if the bear came here often. Mixed Bear said that he would come once every two days, and it was just a walk around, and nothing very important.

I beckoned the bear over and asked him in a low voice if he had noticed that Master was associating with some women.

Mixed Bear laughed when he heard this, and said Master, how do you know that the master is in love with my sister?

Your sister?

Yes, since the last time Master made that advertisement, my sister has known Master Zu, and she often comes here to listen to Master Zu's lectures, and I came with her; See, the one closest to my ancestor is my sister, what's the matter, she looks okay, right? I think my sister and my ancestor not only fell in love at first sight, but also a perfect match.

Then he asked, "Master, what do you say?"

Once again, I reiterate that I should not call Master again. However, the reason for the bear is very convincing: you will be my master sooner or later anyway, and it is better to call it early than to call it late.

I noticed that next to the master was indeed sitting a beautiful woman, well-behaved and cute, watching the master's every move with affectionate eyes. Looking at her appearance, she doesn't look like a student of Buddhism, it seems that to a large extent, the drunkard does not mean to drink.

After waiting for a long time, the people inside slowly came out, and it could be seen that they didn't understand me very well about this pig-like animal. It is estimated that they have not read Journey to the West before, otherwise they would not have stared at them with big eyes.

Many people have always used the size of their eyes after seeing something new as a reference criterion for the depth of their experience: the larger the eyes, the less they have seen. Therefore, in order not to make people say that they have never seen the world, even if the sky falls, they have to pretend that nothing happened.

When she came out, the sister of the bear followed behind the master, and she looked very virtuous.

As soon as he came out, the bastard bear rushed to introduce us before the master spoke. It turns out that her sister's name is "Keiko", which is a Japanese name, but it is not; As for the surname, I didn't mention it. Keiko's people are as well-behaved as her name, and she has been listening while we are talking, only adding a word or two occasionally, and it seems to be a good match for the master.

Now that things have developed to this point, I can't say anything as an outsider. So when Master asked me why I came here, he just said that he happened to be passing by, so he stopped by and came in to have a look. Master beckoned us to have a meal together, saying that we had just received a remittance today, and he would be the host.

My old pig's appearance is rather grotesque, and most of them will be surprised at first sight, although they may not say it, but their expressions have completely betrayed themselves. Keiko was the first person I met who didn't show surprise after seeing my old pig, and even her face remained in its original state. On this point, I have to admire her cultivation.

Throughout the meal, Keiko's performance was very decent, impeccable. I don't know if it's because my old pig is there, but if it's even like this, I guess the master likes it more. It's a pity that I couldn't see the white bone spirit, and I don't know if her cultivation skills have reached Keiko's level. If not, I'm probably out of luck.

However, I didn't tell the white bone spirit the unfortunate news immediately, but only told her that Master had been very busy lately and didn't have a chance to tell him about these things. At the moment when I said this, I remembered a sentence: instead of waking up to see a disappointing scene, it is better to let them live in hope all the time, and the important thing is not to wake up easily, so that they can be surprised by the accident.