Chang'e scam

Previously, Dr. Chung used a very special scalpel to separate these tissues, which acts like an automatic razor to separate various organs and tissues without damaging them in the slightest.

When reassembling, Dr. Chung first soaks all the organs and tissues in a solution, like marinating bacon. Then all the organs and tissues are placed on a very special operating table in the order in which they are made up of the body. When Dr. Chung turned on the light on the operating table, all the tissues and organs were like melted plastic sheets, automatically fused together in the form of a complete person, until finally they became a complete person.

This complete person is very different from me, and he is also very different from Andy Lau, except for the combination of eyes and eyebrows, which is similar to me, everything else has completely changed. Dr. Zhong said that this will be the deformed Eight Rings, how about it, are you satisfied?

Theoretically speaking, the reorganized Eight Precepts are indeed nothing to criticize; But I thought, if I go out with such an image, will the people around me still agree that I am the Zhu Bajie who learned the scriptures back then?

Dr. Chung said that he would be tested on various physical performance indicators next, and if it was exactly the same as before the reconstruction, then the operation would be considered a success. Of course, success here refers to the success of this time, and if you want to know the probability of success, you need to do more such surgeries to determine the certainty of normal surgery.

They put the reconstituted Bajie into the container as they had done in the previous test of the newly cloned Bajie, and then activated all the switches. The meters in other places are working, but the one that shows whether the excretory function is normal or not is not moving. Dr. Chung and his daughter thought there was something wrong with the machine and put "him" in another container, but the meter indicating whether the excretory function was normal or not still did not move.

It seems that it is not the fault of the machine, but the problem of Bajie's body after the reorganization. In other words, even if I have been reorganized and other aspects of my body functions are completely normal, only the excretory function is abnormal and cannot work normally: the food I eat cannot be digested, and the soup I drink cannot be absorbed.

This is a rather serious problem. In other words, this reorganization of the Eight Precepts was unsuccessful and failed.

Dr. Chung searched everywhere for the cause, but to no avail.

Later, he said to me, Bajie, you go back first, and I will inform you as soon as I find the reason, it will take some time to figure it out.

After arriving home, Sister Qing said that Brother Monkey had come to talk to me about something; However, he didn't say what was going on on the phone, he just asked me to call him when I came back.

It turned out that Brother Monkey wanted to change careers. Brother Monkey said that he didn't get along with the horses and often "got into trouble" with them. In the diary I learned before, I said that whether it is a horse in the sky or a horse on the ground, they are more afraid of monkeys, especially those surnamed Sun. Because when Brother Monkey was in the Heavenly Court, he was Bi Ma Wen, and he specially tamed horses for the heavenly soldiers and generals. Everyone knows that Brother Monkey is an acute person, and if he doesn't agree with it, he will be on the top of the stick. His attitude towards horses is the same, but all those who are unruly and obsessed will be served with golden hoops and sticks. I pity those heavenly horses, all of them were beaten with blue noses and swollen faces, but they dared not speak angrily, so they had to convey this unfortunate news to the following horses, horses, and grandchildren, hoping that they could take this as a warning, so that they could run away in time after seeing the monkeys, so as not to be beaten. So later, the horses in the whole universe knew the prestige of Brother Monkey, and once they heard the words Sun Wukong or Sun Monkey, they were immediately frightened and ran away. The horses that were trained by Brother Monkey in the Water Curtain Cave before were really helpless and involuntarily, otherwise they would have run away a long time ago.

As the saying goes, "is it tolerable or unbearable", after a long time, all the horses that were trained became impatient, and they all rose up to resist and no longer listened to Brother Monkey's command.

Anyway, being obedient is also beaten, and disobedience is also beating, and it is better to be disobedient. I wondered if this was what the horses really thought.

Brother Monkey said that he wanted to take advantage of the geographical advantages of Huaguo Mountain to plant fruit trees instead.

Brother Monkey said that if the status quo is maintained by relying on the "gold medal" attraction of the Water Curtain Cave, it is estimated that even if it takes another ten years, the arrears of the bank will still not be able to be paid off.

Regarding this matter, Brother Monkey and I have the same attitude, everyone thinks that it is better to pay it back sooner rather than later, just like what is said in the rivers and lakes, "Sooner or later, you will have to pay it back."

Since there are not many people who go in for sightseeing, and the water flowing down from the water curtain cave is not very stable, it is sometimes large and sometimes small, so it is not convenient to start a rafting project. As for the problem of the water flow being big for a while and small for a while, we have already explored it before, but the water of the well dragon king is hungry and has no strength, so the water he spits out is large and small. According to Brother Monkey, the situation this time is similar to the situation I found last time I went with him to investigate. The Dragon King of the Water Well said that when he was just full, he had more strength, so the flow of water he spit out was also larger; After that, it will gradually weaken until you are full again. Brother Monkey asked him if he could control the water flow a little more steadily, not like peeing for a while, and splashing water for a while. The Dragon King of the Well said it would be difficult unless he had two mouths, one for continuous eating, and one for spitting water.

I didn't understand what Brother Monkey had to do with my old pig planting trees, so I immediately asked him: You don't want my old pig to dig the soil for you! Brother Monkey said that there are many monkeys and monkeys under his command, and low-level work such as digging soil cannot be done; He just wants to occupy a piece of our family's land and use it for the cultivation of saplings.

It's spring, and the workers are preparing to sow seeds, but fortunately, Brother Monkey said it in time, otherwise he would have to wait for the next year.

Later, I asked them to leave a small piece of land for Brother Monkey to be used as a base for cultivating saplings.

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The weather hasn't been good lately, and I'm not in a good mood; I don't know if the weather affected my mood or if my mood affected the weather.

I heard that Chang'e's sister's "Chang'e brand instant noodles" have been very popular recently, and I don't know which tendon those people are making the wrong one, so they eat instant noodles one after another, as if "Chang'e brand instant noodles" don't need money. It is said that in large supermarkets in major provincial cities, "Chang'e brand instant noodles" is the only convenience food with the fastest frequency of out-of-stock. There are even citizens who queue up all night to buy "Chang'e brand instant noodles", causing the police to increase their night patrols, for fear that those people will make some radical moves.

I remember that Sister Chang'e was not so well-known before, why did she suddenly jump up?

At first, I didn't believe it, until I went to the provincial capital to see it in person, I didn't know it was true, there are people eating instant noodles everywhere, eating dry, soaking, boiling, or simply not eating, tearing the bag and looking at it and stuffing it directly into the bag. There were old people, children, and men in the procession, but only at least a few women.

After some investigation, it turned out that "Chang'e brand instant noodles" was carrying out an activity called "Lucky Star". The specific rules of the activity are that anyone who collects ten "Chang'e cartoon portraits" can get a free "five-day tour of Guanghan Palace" provided by Chang'e Food Factory, and the whole process is accompanied by Chang'e herself, introducing the grass and trees of Guanghan Palace to the lucky stars of sightseeing, including osmanthus trees, jade rabbits, pots for pounding medicine, and pounding pestles, etc. And, if the lucky star who goes to is lucky enough, the champion can enjoy the special treatment of "sharing a bed" with Chang'e in the activities carried out in the Guanghan Palace. Therefore, all the crowd rose up to attack it, and there was a great situation that I had to be.

It's quite tempting to think about it: how pleasant it would be to sleep and resonate with the amorous fairy Chang'e; In the past, there was a saying that "the peony flower is also a ghost who dies and is romantic", but now it is not only not a "merry ghost", but the charm of Chang'e Fairy, how many people with normal physiological functions can not be moved? Of course, it is reasonable for the men to be enthusiastic in the event, but what about the old people and the women? Later, I learned that those old people did not buy instant noodles by themselves, most of them were bought for their precious grandchildren, and I heard that the "Chang'e brand instant noodles" were coming, so I hurried over, and if I couldn't buy them, I had to go home and suffer a "lesson" from my grandson.

As for those women, it is said that almost all of them are "comrades" who have had a crush on Sister Chang'e for many years, and it's right to think about it, no one will come to buy instant noodles for their men.

Gao Laozhuang appeared an extremely fanatical follower of Sister Chang'e, in order to get that rare opportunity, he went to instant noodles all day long, and finally finished playing with his stomach, so that he had to give up the original plan.

I don't remember what this man's last name is, but I heard people call him a dog when they call him.

Goudaner only has a primary school education, and he learned it all when he was "literate". Goudan'er has been obsessed with the story of Chang'e running to the moon since she was a child, and she thought that Chang'e was lonely in Guanghan Palace, and there was no one to talk to.

Of course, this was just his wishful thinking, in fact, the queue of people who were talking to Sister Chang'e in the heavenly court was long.

I thought that this dog was Chang'e's sister's crush, unrequited love, and later heard that Chang'e is now down to earth and has started a business in the world, so I tried every possible way to find out her news. Later, he found out and met, but the moment he saw Chang'e, he was suddenly speechless, and as a result, he missed the opportunity.

I don't know if it's more stimulated, but in the future, when I hear the word "Chang'e", I feel like I'm stupid, and I'm stunned and speechless. The strange thing is that he still does everything possible to collect information about Sister Chang'e, as if he is addicted. Until some time ago, I heard that Chang'e Food Factory held that event, and Goudaner ate instant noodles all the time: in the morning, at noon, at night, and at night, as long as I was hungry, I thought of instant noodles.

As the saying goes, "the emperor lives up to his hard work", somehow, this time it was not verified, because no matter how much the dog eats it, he just can't eat the tenth "Chang'e cartoon portrait". But the dog's determination is very strong, and he still eats non-stop. …… It wasn't until one day, when he couldn't eat anything anymore, that he felt the seriousness of the situation and went to the hospital for a check-up.

The doctor's prescription is simple: don't eat instant noodles again. So the process of chasing the dog's dream was put on hold.

I thought that if I went out of the horse, I would eat the tenth one anyway. But this time and then, the situation is very different.

I thought about Sister Chang'e's risk, what if someone really ate it? Still not allowed to "share the same bed" with others according to the prior agreement? Sister Chang'e scolded me for being a "nerd", and then said that I didn't put the tenth "Chang'e Cartoon Portrait" in it at all; It can also be said that we do not have the so-called tenth "Chang'e cartoon portrait" at all. So, even if they eat for the rest of their lives, they won't get that opportunity.

Although I felt that Sister Chang'e's trick was a bit "yin", I was secretly glad that I was able to stay out of it. It seems that there can be no illusions about things that seem impossible; After all, fantasy is fantasy, reality is reality.

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The weather hasn't been good lately, and I'm not in a good mood; I don't know if the weather affected my mood or if my mood affected the weather.

I heard that Chang'e's sister's "Chang'e brand instant noodles" have been very popular recently, and I don't know which tendon those people are making the wrong one, so they eat instant noodles one after another, as if "Chang'e brand instant noodles" don't need money. It is said that in large supermarkets in major provincial cities, "Chang'e brand instant noodles" is the only convenience food with the fastest frequency of out-of-stock. There are even citizens who queue up all night to buy "Chang'e brand instant noodles", causing the police to increase their night patrols, for fear that those people will make some radical moves.

I remember that Sister Chang'e was not so well-known before, why did she suddenly jump up?

At first, I didn't believe it, until I went to the provincial capital to see it in person, I didn't know it was true, there are people eating instant noodles everywhere, eating dry, soaking, boiling, or simply not eating, tearing the bag and looking at it and stuffing it directly into the bag. There were old people, children, and men in the procession, but only at least a few women.

After some investigation, it turned out that "Chang'e brand instant noodles" was carrying out an activity called "Lucky Star". The specific rules of the activity are that anyone who collects ten "Chang'e cartoon portraits" can get a free "five-day tour of Guanghan Palace" provided by Chang'e Food Factory, and the whole process is accompanied by Chang'e herself, introducing the grass and trees of Guanghan Palace to the lucky stars of sightseeing, including osmanthus trees, jade rabbits, pots for pounding medicine, and pounding pestles, etc. And, if the lucky star who goes to is lucky enough, the champion can enjoy the special treatment of "sharing a bed" with Chang'e in the activities carried out in the Guanghan Palace. Therefore, all the crowd rose up to attack it, and there was a great situation that I had to be.

It's quite tempting to think about it: how pleasant it would be to sleep and resonate with the amorous fairy Chang'e; In the past, there was a saying that "the peony flower is also a ghost who dies and is romantic", but now it is not only not a "merry ghost", but the charm of Chang'e Fairy, how many people with normal physiological functions can not be moved? Of course, it is reasonable for the men to be enthusiastic in the event, but what about the old people and the women? Later, I learned that those old people did not buy instant noodles by themselves, most of them were bought for their precious grandchildren, and I heard that the "Chang'e brand instant noodles" were coming, so I hurried over, and if I couldn't buy them, I had to go home and suffer a "lesson" from my grandson.

As for those women, it is said that almost all of them are "comrades" who have had a crush on Sister Chang'e for many years, and it's right to think about it, no one will come to buy instant noodles for their men.

Gao Laozhuang appeared an extremely fanatical follower of Sister Chang'e, in order to get that rare opportunity, he went to instant noodles all day long, and finally finished playing with his stomach, so that he had to give up the original plan.

I don't remember what this man's last name is, but I heard people call him a dog when they call him.

Goudaner only has a primary school education, and he learned it all when he was "literate". Goudan'er has been obsessed with the story of Chang'e running to the moon since she was a child, and she thought that Chang'e was lonely in Guanghan Palace, and there was no one to talk to.

Of course, this was just his wishful thinking, in fact, the queue of people who were talking to Sister Chang'e in the heavenly court was long.

I thought that this dog was Chang'e's sister's crush, unrequited love, and later heard that Chang'e is now down to earth and has started a business in the world, so I tried every possible way to find out her news. Later, he found out and met, but the moment he saw Chang'e, he was suddenly speechless, and as a result, he missed the opportunity.

I don't know if it's more stimulated, but in the future, when I hear the word "Chang'e", I feel like I'm stupid, and I'm stunned and speechless. The strange thing is that he still does everything possible to collect information about Sister Chang'e, as if he is addicted. Until some time ago, I heard that Chang'e Food Factory held that event, and Goudaner ate instant noodles all the time: in the morning, at noon, at night, and at night, as long as I was hungry, I thought of instant noodles.

As the saying goes, "the emperor lives up to his hard work", somehow, this time it was not verified, because no matter how much the dog eats it, he just can't eat the tenth "Chang'e cartoon portrait". But the dog's determination is very strong, and he still eats non-stop. …… It wasn't until one day, when he couldn't eat anything anymore, that he felt the seriousness of the situation and went to the hospital for a check-up.

The doctor's prescription is simple: don't eat instant noodles again. So the process of chasing the dog's dream was put on hold.

I thought that if I went out of the horse, I would eat the tenth one anyway. But this time and then, the situation is very different.

I thought about Sister Chang'e's risk, what if someone really ate it? Still not allowed to "share the same bed" with others according to the prior agreement? Sister Chang'e scolded me for being a "nerd", and then said that I didn't put the tenth "Chang'e Cartoon Portrait" in it at all; It can also be said that we do not have the so-called tenth "Chang'e cartoon portrait" at all. So, even if they eat for the rest of their lives, they won't get that opportunity.

Although I felt that Sister Chang'e's trick was a bit "yin", I was secretly glad that I was able to stay out of it. It seems that there can be no illusions about things that seem impossible; After all, fantasy is fantasy, reality is reality.