Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (31)

Before leaving, Senior Brother Sha asked the old man what the road conditions were like, but the old man told us very enthusiastically, saying that there was a big city not far ahead, and we could go there to rest, at least it was more comfortable than this mountain.

Senior Brother Sha smiled and thanked him, and this was also the reason why I defended the old man's people before; I think that there is no difference between good people and bad people, and if you can't balance the interests of each other, then good people will become bad people; If the interests of both parties can be balanced, then the bad guys don't care about the bad guys.

After that, I walked through a hill, and the front really became brighter, and I could faintly see some houses, as if there were many of them. Brother Monkey said: It seems that the old man did not fool us. Why did he fool us? It's not a good thing! Brother Monkey stopped talking.

I don't know if the old man has calculated that we can reach this city after eating the dry food, anyway, when I eat the last baked cake, we will already set foot on the streets of this city.

Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it's not that the old people are calculating well, but that you yourself are calculating well. I ask what I mean by that? Senior Brother Sha said, I guess Second Senior Brother, you saw that there was a city here before you ate it, because when you were on the hillside just now, there were still so many baked cakes in the baggage, and now there is no one, do you say that you have calculated well? I said Senior Brother Sha, what you said is still more reasonable, but the old pig is purely unintentional......

Before I could finish speaking, I suddenly bumped into a person—no, it should have been that person who bumped into me; When I looked back, it turned out to be a Taoist priest with long hair and a long beard. The reason why I said that the Taoist priest hit me first is because now he is taking the initiative to apologize to me: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! When the Taoist priest said this, he stared at me with both eyes, as if he wanted to see through me, which made people feel weird. There were people everywhere on the street, and it was not uncommon to hit people, so after I said it was okay, I turned around and continued to play tricks with Senior Brother Sha.

What for? Hurry up! I won't be able to catch up with the second-way bus later! Seeing that we were chattering in the back, Brother Monkey urged in front. Here it comes! Here it comes! I answered as I quickly ran in the direction of Brother Monkey.

I looked at it while walking, and I said Brother Monkey, look at how big it is here, much bigger than our Gao Laozhuang! Brother Monkey said: Cut! Say you're a person who hasn't seen the world, you still don't believe it, such a big city is big, so what's wrong with Tokyo and Paris? Do they have to stand aside? I don't know how big Tokyo and Paris are, so you ask Monkey if he's been there? Brother Monkey said that you still have to go in person? Don't you know what others say? So many people say that they are big, so is there any fake! So I was completely speechless.

I found a decent, not expensive or cheap hotel to live in, and then went to the street for a while, Brother Monkey beckoned us to come into the house to sleep, saying that we had to get up early tomorrow and couldn't play for too long. Although I and Senior Brother Sha were still unsatisfied, Brother Monkey's obscenity finally had to follow him back, and then lay down in bed early and squinted his eyes to get ready for bed. I don't know when I fell asleep, and I don't know if Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha fell asleep before me or later; One thing is for sure, though, that I woke up before either of them.

Why did I wake up? Because there was a strange sound that woke me up, creaking, loud. At first, I thought it was Brother Monkey grinding his teeth, because Brother Monkey used to have that habit, that is, when he was sleeping, his mouth chewed left and right, and kept going back and forth, so the teeth would make a creaking sound when they rubbed together.

But then I listened carefully, but it wasn't, it seemed like someone was sawing wood. After a while, the voice was quieter again, and I lay down and went to sleep again.

As soon as I lay down, a hand suddenly stretched out from the head of the bed, and then another towel covered my face. When I was about to use my hand to break the hand that was pressed on my face, I suddenly found that my whole body was weak and I had no energy at all, so I finally gave up resisting.

Seeing that I was motionless, the hand at the head of the bed slowly let go, and then a masked man appeared, staring at me. I begged for mercy, but I couldn't speak, so I could only watch his every move. I turned my eyes and found that Brother Monkey and Brother Sha were also stopped by the two masked men, because they were lying motionless on the bed like me at this time.

I've finished thinking about it, this time I must have encountered a robbery, as for whether it was a robbery or a robbery, it is naturally impossible to know now. Then the masked man pulled out a bag from his body, and the two masked men next to him did the same thing; The masked man wrapped the bag over my head, and it immediately became pitch black in front of my eyes. Then I felt like I was being carried, my stomach pressed on his shoulder, and then I felt like he was moving.

I don't know how long it took, but the footsteps of the man below gradually slowed down; Finally stopped. Then I was put down, and then the bag on my head was removed.

Only then did I see that we had arrived in a room, but I was sure that it was definitely not at the hotel; Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were also beside them, and they could only stare but couldn't speak, just like me.

After a while, two people, also masked, carried the three of us into a cage, then locked the door and walked away. Could it be that they thought we were running out of the zoo? That's what I thought at the time. But it didn't take long for me to realize that it wasn't the case at all, because there was a person.

Who? It was the Taoist priest I met on the street during the day with Senior Brother Sha.

The Taoist priest walked up to me and looked at me, and then walked up to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha to take a look, with a smug smile on his face. I don't know what he's going to do, we have no grievances, and even if we have a grudge, it's just that I hit him on the street during the day today, but that's nothing? What's more, it wasn't certain whether he bumped into me or I bumped into him at that time. So I'm confused.

The Taoist priest stood up, then waved at the two masked men standing next to him, and the two guys immediately came over. The Taoist priest whispered a few words to them, and the masked man nodded before leaving.

After a while, the masked man brought over a large stack of notes, and then pasted them one by one on the iron cage where we were kept.

After pasting, a few more Taoist priests came into the room, exactly the same as the previous Taoist priest's dress. After a few people exchanged pleasantries for a while, they turned their eyes to us, and I was embarrassed to see it. Although the body can't move, the eyes can still move. I turned to look at Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. They were also looking at the Taoist priest in front of them with a strange look like me, and they didn't know what they were talking about. What are you here for?

A few Taoist priests looked at us up and down, left and right, and then discussed: I think that fat-headed and big-eared guy is better! One of them said.

Of course, the fat head and big ears are me, and he is saying that I am good! I couldn't help but be happy.

Wrong! The Taoist priest next to him raised an objection: I think it's better to compare prices with the lean and lean! Thin and lean, that's Brother Monkey; There are still people who are optimistic about Brother Monkey!

No way? I think the more normal-looking guy is better! Again there are dissenting opinions.

looks normal, that's Senior Brother Sha.

The Taoist priest I saw at the beginning spoke: Let's not be busy arguing first, unravel the medicinal properties on their bodies, and then listen to them speak, won't we know everything? The few people next to him hurriedly said yes. So the Taoist priest beckoned the person next to him to bring something and walked to the iron cage.

I guess it's the antidote, it seems that we are now suffering from poison such as ecstasy. After the Taoist priest approached, the other Taoist priests surrounded the iron cage one by one, and folded their hands and sat on the ground, as if they were preparing to practice.

Seeing that they had all settled down, the Taoist priest picked up the medicine bottle in his hand and pointed it towards the iron cage, and then opened the cap. Slowly, I smelled a refreshing fragrance, which instantly spread from my nostrils to the soles of my feet, and my whole body was transparent and comfortable, and my body immediately became vibrant.

At the moment when we just sat up from the ground, the Taoist priests around us immediately muttered in their mouths, as if they were chanting some scriptures. After coming to his senses, Brother Monkey was the first to ask: What's the matter? Of course, we don't know.

After experiencing the pain of being able to speak, I now feel how happy it is to be able to speak. Brother Monkey looked outside, then scolded "Grandma's", and then began to kick the iron cage with his foot. I said Brother Monkey, what's the use of you like this, it doesn't have any effect at all, just give them something most direct, and use your tricks to open their eyes. Senior Brother Sha asked, what is the best play? I said you didn't know that Brother Monkey would change seventy-two?

Brother Monkey reacted when he heard this, turned into a fly, and then drilled into the crack of the iron cage.

Suddenly, a golden light came out of the place where Brother Monkey went out, and then Brother Monkey was bounced back and fell on Senior Brother Sha's face. I asked Brother Monkey how to do it? Brother Monkey said he didn't know, saying that the outside seemed to be sealed by something invisible, and he couldn't get out.

It's true? I was shocked, because once Brother Monkey can't get out, it means that we can't get out, and this is a very terrible thing, so I was shocked.

But I still don't believe it, the gap in this iron cage is so big, how can it not get out? So I approached the edge of the iron cage to see what was going on.

At the moment when my hand touched the iron cage, suddenly, as if I had been electrocuted, it was immediately blocked back, and the strength was still very sufficient; It is also as if it has touched a very strong internal force.

I was shocked again, so I tried again, and the result was still the same, I couldn't even grab my hand on the cage, let alone put my hand out of it. Senior Brother Sha also tried once in the past, but the results were the same, and they couldn't get close to the edge of the iron cage. Brother Monkey looked annoyed again.

At this time, the Taoist priest who had been watching from the side came over laughing and said, "You don't want to escape from this iron cage; Hahaha! Brother Monkey thought for a moment, then looked at the Taoist priests around the iron cage and said: It must be their reason, it must be because they are there that we can't get out.

The Taoist priest laughed a few times again and said: "That's right, this is what I specially created to catch demons and monsters, and if you hit my gun today, you will definitely not be able to escape."

Then the Taoist priest came up to me again and said, "Do you remember being on the street today?" Remember! Of course I do! The old pig will remember you for the rest of your life, if you don't let us out. The Taoist priest said that it is impossible to let it out, so you just wait for the original form to be revealed! I said, brother, are you mistaken, we are already like this, what else can we have? Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you involved with him? He can do whatever he likes. The Taoist priest continued: Have you seen it? The talismans attached to this iron cage have my spells on them, and these are my good friends, and I have specially asked them to arrest you today; As long as they keep talking, you won't be able to get out for a moment.

I said that's good to say, they always have a time to go to the toilet to eat, let's go out at that time. The Taoist priest clapped his hands when he heard this, and saw that a few more Taoist priests came in. Is it enough now? The Taoist priest said contemptuously. Senior Brother Sha said Second Senior Brother, you are really, how can you tell him such a confidential thing clearly? Doesn't that mean cutting yourself off?

But I still have a question, that is, why did they arrest us, we don't have a grudge against him, even if we are treated as monsters, we still have to investigate. The Taoist priest said that you will know later, and someone will tell you later. After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he went out, leaving only the ** of us.

After that, we stayed in that small iron cage and couldn't go out anyway, Senior Brother Sha said: Fuck! This time, I met the master. We were locked in an iron cage, and there were Taoist priests working next to us all the time, probably doing it, and the reason why we couldn't go out was because of them. After a while, I shouted to the Taoist priest outside, "Hey, do you want to prepare something for us to eat?" The old pigs are starving to death! Brother Monkey said: Cut! Eat until you die! It's hopeless. I said that it is because of that that I want to eat, don't want it in vain; I still have a little hope for the request, if you don't say a word like this, do you still want them to send you the food obediently? Of course, these are all wishful thinking on my part, and in fact, no one answered my question, and they didn't even look at us.

After a long while, the Taoist priest I knew well came in—the same one I met when I was on the street with Senior Brother Sha, holding a child in his hand and a woman beside him.

The Taoist priest pointed to us in the iron cage and said to the woman: "Well, it's a few of them, and we'll use them to treat our daughter." Brother Monkey is anxious: Hey! Stinky Taoist, who do you say is a goblin? It's inexplicable! The Taoist priest didn't answer Brother Monkey, but after taking a look at us, he handed over the child in his hand to the woman next to him, and then walked towards us. I smiled and said to him: Dude, it turns out that you also have a wife? Lao Zhu used to be a monk, but now he has a wife.

When I said this, it was as if we were fellow believers, and I felt a great sense of sympathy. The Taoist priest still didn't speak, but just glanced at me with a strange look, and I thought that he must be thinking: Can you still marry a wife with your appearance? Of course, he didn't say it; Although he didn't say it, the old pig could still see some clues in his eyes, and some things didn't need to be said at all, didn't they? Although the Taoist priest was not interested in whether I had a wife or not, he was very interested in the proposition I put forward, that is, the Taoist priest actually married a wife.

I saw the Taoist priest pacing to the iron cage, and then said to me with a smile: "What is the monk?" What is the Taoist priest? It's a matter of course to have children!

Seeing that the Taoist priest spoke, I hurriedly echoed and said: That's it! Is that!

Just as I was about to make a request for dinner, the Taoist priest immediately walked away, still gloomy and couldn't understand what he was thinking.

Brother Monkey is talking again: Hey! Stinky Taoist! Tell me why you want to arrest us! Let's die willingly! It is estimated that the Taoist priest thinks that Brother Monkey is very reasonable, so he turned around again: You are goblins, is it wrong to arrest you? It just so happens that my daughter needs medicine like you to cure her illness, so she can save people in addition to the goblins, which is really a double win! After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he walked away without looking back.

I said Brother Monkey is done now! What did Brother Monkey say? The long march is only the first step, what are you afraid of? I'll go out later, and he'll look good! I sighed and motioned to Brother Monkey to be quiet, saying that this kind of thing can't be publicized. Brother Monkey said: Cut! It's up to you to teach! I said you can't treat them as transparent! I pointed to the Taoist priests on the side and said.

Brother Monkey glanced at them, and probably felt that what I said was reasonable, so he finally kept silent.

After a while, a cauldron was brought in from outside, and then a makeshift stove was set up next to us, and a fire was being lit below. I looked very happy, and said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha: What do you think? The old pig's words just worked, why don't you cook for us now? And he brought the pot here, probably to ask how much we ate! Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha didn't speak, just watched the movements of those people.

After a while, the Taoist priest came in again. I hurriedly shouted at him: Brother, you are really interesting, you deserve to be a fellow believer; You're going to cook for us now, right? Are there any chicken thighs? It is best to cook a few in it.

Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest glanced at me contemptuously, and then said something, and then I was dumbfounded. The Taoist priest said something like this: When the water boils later, I will go in, take out the fat-headed and big-eared guy, put it in, boil it into oil, and treat my daughter. The Taoist priest said these words to the masked men, and after saying that, he walked away.

Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both laughed. Brother Monkey said: What's the matter? Idiot, not only for you, but also for us! Senior Brother Sha also laughed, and said Second Senior Brother, you are unlucky, you must be improvisable when you go out later, otherwise the game will really be over. I snorted, then turned away from them.

Seeing that the fog in the pot was getting bigger and bigger, it was obvious that the water was about to boil, and the masked men began to walk towards the iron cage where we were being held.

I hurriedly said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha: When they open the door and come in, you must help them get rid of them! Otherwise, the old pig will be miserable! Senior Brother Sha said Second Senior Brother, don't worry, even if you don't say it, we will do it. But Brother Monkey was not, I saw him sit on the ground and then said: You look at it, Lao Sun can't do it, Lao Sun has a terrible headache! I said indignantly: If you don't help, you won't help, the old pig doesn't believe that we can't handle these stinky Taoists with our strength; Brother Monkey, if something happens to us, after you go back, tell my sister Qing, and say that my old pig loves her very much, and then ask her to find another man who is really good to her, so that the old pig will die without regrets! After finishing speaking, I puffed up my chest and looked righteous and awe-inspiring.

Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha sneered and laughed in the back, only to hear Brother Monkey whispering: Cut! It's just like the real thing! Since Brother Monkey said this, it proves that he will definitely help me later, Brother Monkey is playing tricks on me, I know, but I can't show it, otherwise it is insulting Brother Monkey's high IQ; At this time, I suddenly remembered a word, and it was rare to be confused.

Finally, the masked men next to the pot outside the iron cage walked towards the iron cage, apparently ready to catch me. I turned around and said "goodbye" to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and then I didn't look back.

When the masked men came to the iron cage and opened the door, I suddenly shouted "click". Several guys were frightened by my sudden movement, and sure enough, they all stopped and looked at me in a daze.

Senior Brother Sha asked: Second Senior Brother, what's wrong? I glanced back at Senior Brother Sha, but didn't speak. Then he turned to the masked men outside and said, "Brother, can you take off the hood on your head so that my old pig can see it?" Then the old pig will not die.

Several masked men looked at each other for a moment, then resumed their previous movements. Seeing that they didn't respond, I shouted "click" again, and the people stopped again.

The masked men looked at each other for a moment, and then looked at me impatiently with their hands on their hips; As if to say: What's wrong with you kid? I said very sincerely: You have been wearing that big hood for a long time, don't you feel stuffy? The masked men looked at each other for a moment, and then they took off the hood from their heads.

One look,! Not a few Taoist priests yet? It's mysterious. Senior Brother Sha said that they must have forgotten that they were still wearing a hood.

As soon as the iron cage door opened, a little Taoist priest took a yellow-colored talisman and pasted it on my face, I didn't expect him to come to this trick, so he naturally pasted it squarely.

Fucking! As soon as the talisman was pasted on my face, I immediately couldn't move, and the muscles of my whole body were stiffened repeatedly. I understand, this talisman must be the same as those talismans on the iron cage, all of them have been spelled by the Taoist priest, so whoever sticks it on it is a walking corpse. I can't help but be scared when I think of this, so I am dead; I was thinking about fighting with them after I went out, but I didn't expect that the current situation is that I don't even have a chance to make a move! So, I closed my eyes, I guess it will hurt more when I get out of the pot later, out of sight and out of mind, and it will be more comfortable to die unconsciously.

After that, the little Taoist priests began to move me outside, and one of them held two identical talismans in his hand, staring closely at Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, as if he was guarding against them from running out.

The iron pot was getting closer and closer, and the people below lifted me up, ready to throw it into the iron pot. I closed my eyes even tighter. Suddenly, I felt my body sway for a while, and then I fell down with a pop, and I also consciously let out an "ah" sound.

But strangely, after I fell, there was not an iron pot with a round bottom and boiling water, but flat, hard, and I didn't feel hot around me, as if I had fallen on the floor. When I opened my eyes, I saw that it had fallen to the floor, and it was only half a step away from the big iron pot.

I broke out in a cold sweat and shouted in my heart: I'm scared to death! I'm scared to death! Almost at the same time as I landed, I suddenly heard a few screams, I looked my eyes in the direction of the sound, and saw that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had come out at some point, and there were a few little Taoist priests lying in front of them, all of whom were constantly * at this time.

I shouted with all my might: Brother Monkey! Come and save me the old pig, the old pig can't move now! Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, go and see how the nerd is doing, and wait for my grandson to clean up these guys.

Senior Brother Sha said yes and then came over to me. Just as Senior Brother Sha leaned over and was about to remove the spell attached to my head, several dark shadows suddenly flashed next to him, and then I saw Senior Brother Sha take a few steps back, looking in a hurry.

I wondered what was going on? Turn your eyes and take a look, Mom! It turned out that the Taoist priests who had been meditating and gurgling around the iron cage had come over and were facing Senior Brother Sha.

Dare to love Senior Brother Sha was scared away by them just now. I started shouting again: Brother Monkey, come over and let me go, then you can have a helper! As soon as I finished speaking, I was kicked heavily in the back, and then I rolled to the side. It wasn't until I stopped that I saw a Taoist priest looking at me fiercely at this time, as if he was ready to do it.

I couldn't help but get worried. When it was too late, I only felt that it was dark in front of me, and then Brother Monkey appeared, and then he quickly removed the spell on my face, so I was able to move.

Brother Monkey pulled me up and said: It's okay now, take care of yourself! I said I know, when didn't the old pig take care of himself! My brother is a brother, and I won't let you suffer alone, although the relationship between us can't be called a knife in the ribs, but sharing weal and woe can still be counted.

After that, Brother Monkey walked away. At that time, my first thought was to get rid of the guy who was eyeing me just now. So I rushed at him. I guess he hasn't reacted yet, and I guess he's still thinking, why did this guy suddenly get up? It is completely conceivable that he is no match for my old pig at all, not to mention that I was furious at that time, and I was already angry, so I rushed over and grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up.

Just as I was about to throw him to the ground, I suddenly caught a glimpse of the big iron cauldron that was still boiling and spitting, so I had an idea and threw the guy into the cauldron.

I could only hear a pop sound, followed by a shout of "wow", and then there were sporadic splashes of boiling water on my face, piping hot, hot and bouncing. The man I threw into the pot was still struggling and screaming.

Just as I was about to turn around to help Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, I suddenly heard a clang behind me, then I heard the sound of water falling to the ground, and then I heard the screams of people.

I looked back, and it turned out that the Taoist priest who was thrown into the pot by me had turned it out at this time, probably because of his unfavorable movements, so that even the big iron pot on the stove was overturned by him, and it happened to be buckled on him. I think this guy is really unlucky, and meeting my old pig is probably something he doesn't want to happen again in his life.

After I got one, I went over to help Senior Brother Sha; Brother Monkey doesn't need to help, he has a lot of ability. Although they are just a few ordinary Taoist priests, they still have some spells, so it is not so easy for us to deal with them, not to mention that we don't have weapons in our hands now, so it is even more stretched to deal with them.

Brother Monkey once compared his golden hoop stick to one of his two arms, and you can imagine how important those weapons are to us; It's a pity that we forgot to bring them when we came up, so it takes time and effort now.

Just as we were fighting hotly, a loud shout suddenly came from behind us: all retreat! When I was about to retreat, I was pulled by Brother Monkey, who said: You are stupid! They didn't tell you to step down! I let out an "oh", and then I was on the same front with Brother Monkey and the others. The person who drank heavily was the Taoist priest in the lead, and I saw that when he came in, he had an extra handful of dust in his hand, and it seemed that he wanted to fight with us.

The strange thing is that the Taoist priest did not come towards us, but sat down on the spot, and then his mouth began to grunt, and he also drew peach charms on the yellow note in front of him while purring. Brother Monkey said: Be careful, it seems that this guy wants to cheat! Since the Taoist priests didn't do it first, then we naturally can't do it, otherwise it will show that we are not level.

After the Taoist priest muttered for a while, he suddenly picked up the few spells he had just drawn, threw them into the air, and then struck them with the dust in his hand, only to see those spells that were still floating in the air as if they had been caught in the air and flew towards us as if they had been evil.

Brother Monkey yelled badly, and then hurriedly pulled us to the side to "take refuge". Did I say Brother Monkey was that serious? Brother Monkey said that if you don't believe it, you will try it, and I promise to make you unable to move as before! When I heard that I couldn't move, I was scared, so I had to hide there obediently.

To our surprise, just as we deviated from the original direction, the spells floating in the air also deviated from the original direction, and flew towards us instead, as if they had eyes. When I was about to grab them with my hands, Brother Monkey screamed: "Idiot, you don't want to die!" So I hurriedly withdrew my hand again.

When the spells were about to reach us, Brother Monkey picked up a wooden board on the ground and blocked them head-on. But the strange thing is that the spell still flew from the side with a "whoosh" as if it had eyes.

I finally understood that this must be equivalent to a "homing missile", and it will not stop without touching a person's body. Seeing that the spell flew from the side of the plank, Senior Brother Sha hurriedly pulled Brother Monkey and shouted: "Senior Brother is not good, they are flying from the side!"

Brother Monkey reacted quickly, pushed Senior Brother Sha, and then lay down on the spot, but actually dodged those spells. Just as I was about to get up and run away, my body suddenly became stiff again, and then I couldn't move; It must have been one of the charms that had been attached to me, because I could vaguely feel as if there was a "red flag" fluttering behind me.

Then I saw that Senior Brother Sha was also motionless, and it seemed that he must have been put on a spell as well; We are so close, the old pigs have already been recruited, if Senior Brother Sha is not hit, it will be unreasonable.

Brother Monkey was clever, and after seeing this, he somersaulted, and as a result, he flipped to a place two feet away. I saw a few spells flying over my head, and it seemed that they were reserved for Brother Monkey.

As soon as Brother Monkey landed, before he could toss again, those spells suddenly slammed into Brother Monkey in four directions: front, back, left and right.

I think that this Taoist priest still has a lot of means, and he actually controls the spell to be superb, it seems that we have met a real master. As a result, Brother Monkey didn't get away with it, he was also suppressed by the spell and couldn't move. It seems that Taoist priests still know who is powerful and who is not.

So, the three of us were caught again.

The young Taoist priest who had been thrown into the iron pot had been stabbed to death and had been helped up by the others, and I could not help but relent; Coupled with the sound of him humming and chirping, I felt even more embarrassed.

I rolled my eyes to take a look, the iron pot had been smashed by the Taoist priest, and it seemed that they were going to boil my hope of boiling oil into soup. The Taoist priest walked up to a few of us and looked at us angrily, then turned around again.

At this time, the Taoist priests on the side came up and asked, "What should I do now?" The leading Taoist priest pinched his fingers, and then "oops" and said, "Oh", why didn't I calculate that it was not appropriate to kill today? No wonder, no wonder! The leading Taoist priest then turned around and said sternly: Tie them up first, tomorrow is a good day, and then make plans tomorrow.

Be! The surrounding Taoist priests immediately agreed.

After that, they tied us to the post at the back. It's really interesting for me to think about it, my own people can't do it, and we still say that today's day is not good. Senior Brother Sha said that it was not right, and we would have a chance to find a way. I said Brother Monkey, what should I do now? Brother Monkey said: Look at it!

Soon it was evening, and suddenly there was a cooing sound. Brother Monkey asked vigilantly: What sound? I said it was nothing, it was just that the old pig's stomach was very hungry! Senior Brother Sha laughed out loud and said Second Senior Brother, you are too exaggerated. I said it couldn't be helped, and the old pig didn't want to.

The night was getting deeper and deeper, and the few Taoist priests around us who were guarding us were already dozing off at this time; Suddenly, I heard Brother Monkey's voice. I raised my lazy eyelids and asked, "Brother Monkey, what's the matter?" Brother Monkey said: Idiot! I've figured out a way to escape, but I'll need your help.

When I heard that there was a way to escape, I had already woken up most of my sleep, so I hurriedly replied, "Okay! All right! What can you say, the old pig will go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire. Brother Monkey said: Really! I said, "Seriously! Brother Monkey said that it's actually not that serious, it's just a small favor, so that we can all get out of here. Senior Brother Sha also woke up and said, "Senior Brother, what is the solution?" Speak up and let us all hear it. Brother Monkey said: As long as the nerd can endure a little, then we will all be saved. I said Brother Monkey, just say it, it's still the same sentence, go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire.

Brother Monkey said: You close your eyes! Why do you close your eyes? I asked. Where do you talk so much? Didn't you say that you would go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire? What's more, Lao Sun is not letting you go to the sea of fire now.

I said okay, and then closed my eyes.

Not long after I closed my eyes, I felt a burning pain in my face. I hurriedly opened my eyes and looked, isn't it? There was a raging fire burning on his body. I was about to shout out, but Brother Monkey made a preemptive move: Idiot, don't shout, as soon as you shout, our plan will be finished, then we won't be able to escape.

So I had to endure it. After burning for a while, I suddenly felt that I could move, and then I broke free of the rope on my body with all my strength.

It turned out that it was Brother Monkey's fire that burned the spell attached to my body, so I was able to get down smoothly. I said Brother Monkey, you are really, next time if you do this again, it's better to say hello first, the old pig is not psychologically prepared at all; If you don't control the fire properly, won't the old pig turn into a roast pig? Brother Monkey smiled and said that if I told you in advance, would you still be willing? Well, that's right!

I had just finished off Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and someone over there spoke: Hey, it seems to smell like roast pig! Someone else said: Yes! It seems to yo! If you look closely, it turns out that the Taoist priests who are guarding us have already woken up at this time. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, take off your clothes quickly! Why do I say? Why? The smell of roast pig comes from you, and they'll come here if you don't take off your clothes! I lowered my head and smelled it, it was true! So I started undressing again.

It's just that before I could take it off completely, those Taoist priests had already noticed the signs that we were trying to escape, and immediately shouted: Someone is coming! Someone's coming! He also chased after us while shouting.

Naturally, we're going to fight them. Just as we were fighting hotly, the leading Taoist priest appeared again, just like last time, this time he also wanted to suppress us with a flying spell. It's a pity that Brother Monkey is a step ahead, because when those spells were still in mid-air, they were completely burned by a fire spit out by Brother Monkey. The Taoist priest was shocked, it is estimated that he never dreamed that Brother Monkey would do this trick.

I complained and said: Brother Monkey, you are really, wouldn't the old pig have to suffer if you used this trick earlier? Brother Monkey said that where do I know, it's called being in a hurry, and I can't usually think of it. It is completely conceivable that in this way, the Taoist priests will not be our opponents at all, and they will soon be beaten all down.

Just as I raised my fist and was about to smash it at the leading Taoist priest, Brother Monkey stopped. What did I say, Brother Monkey? Are you bodhisattva-hearted again? Brother Monkey said no, Lao Sun just thought about their not bad feelings and wanted to spare them. Not bad? I said indignantly: He still wanted to eat our meat just now! Not bad? Senior Brother Sha came up and said: Second Senior Brother, it's just that he thought we were goblins at that time, but now that the truth is revealed, it is estimated that he will not eat our meat.

I lowered my head and asked loudly: If we were goblins, you would have died a long time ago; Do you still eat the meat of my old pig? I don't eat it! I don't eat it! The Taoist priest's head shook like a wavebreaker.

Sure enough, the Taoist priest has been polite to us since he got up, and we rested with him for a long time, and then continued on the road in the afternoon.