Under my influence, especially after a few late night drinks, listen to me boast about my summer vacation experience (of course, the mastermind behind the scenes and the yin and yang internal skills will definitely not be involved). I have a strong interest in the game "Book Title", and I think I have made some small contributions to this favorite game.

But the good times are always short-lived, and after four or five days of eating, drinking, and merrymaking, the nightmare of every freshman begins—military training.

Military training is an amazing thing, and when you're in the middle of it, you want those two weeks to be over. But when you look back on it in hindsight, it seems like a rare experience.

On September 10, the first day of military training, it rained.

The dormitory was full of optimistic thoughts that "if it rains, you can skip military training for a day".

At nine o'clock in the morning, I started playing games normally, and the other roommates were supposed to read books, listen to music, and listen to music. Until a quick and slightly distinctive accent "collection" woke everyone up from their good dreams.

"Everyone, within 1 minute, put on military uniforms, bring hats, and assemble in the corridor! A second late, a push-up! "I know this unique accent, when I say a sentence, I tend to go from high to low, and then amplify the words at the end of the sentence by a few decibels.

This is not a dialect of one place, but from another group that is spread across the land of the Motherland - the army. Their uniform discipline and habits can transcend the barriers of geography and ethnicity to form a unique culture.

I turned off the computer and put on my liberation shoes, fortunately, I was prepared for a similar situation in advance, and I had already put on my military pants first, and now I just put on my shirt and can stand outside the door.

However, the other three buddies weren't as lucky as I was.

The fat man watched from the bed, frightened by this assembly order, and couldn't hold his phone. fell out of bed directly, thanks to the speed of my 20 years of being single to help him catch it. Otherwise, according to the layout of the bed and table in the dormitory, the mobile phone fell from the height of the upper bunk, and the consequences were unimaginable.

Colon Ben closed his eyes with headphones on the bed to recuperate, but the assembly sound penetrated his headphones and directly startled him. He hurriedly climbed out of bed, wearing only a pair of underwear, looking everywhere for his belt and military pants.

Fortunately, at the last moment, all four of us in 630 rushed to the corridor at the door of the dormitory within a minute, and stood in a military posture like dogs to be inspected by the instructor.

On the sixth floor where we were, there were three instructors in the long hallway who were on patrol. From a distance, they were only dressed in military uniforms with dark skin, one of them was tall, and the other two were more lean, but they couldn't see the details of their appearance at all. Sure enough, just after a minute, the friends who ran out of the dormitory at this time were punished by push-ups.

When one of the instructors passed in front of us, he suddenly turned his head and said to a buddy in the dormitory opposite: "Look at it, ten push-ups!" ”

The guy on the other side looked very wronged: "I didn't look at anything." ”

Instructor: "When I walked by, did your eyes follow me?" Standing in a military posture, looking at the usual front, don't know? Still quibbling? Twenty! ”

That guy still wants to distinguish again, but I'm afraid that if it goes on like this, it will be added layer by layer, endlessly. I had no choice but to climb down and do it "one, two, three, four".

I thought to myself: This is too terrifying, I don't want to see it. But at this moment, I don't dare to think about it, let alone ask more, standing up honestly is the foundation of life.

At this time, another instructor began to lecture again

"Look at you guys, are you still a college student? Standing without a stand, without bones? I wondered if I had arrived at the girls' dormitory. Do you think that if it rains today, you won't need military training? You! Stand up straight and want to do push-ups? Let me see, first stand in a military posture for three hours, stand until 12 o'clock at noon, and tidy up the housekeeping in the afternoon, do you understand? ”

"Understood." Everyone replied.

"Understood~" The instructor pretended to be a girl's tone to imitate our answer just now: "Didn't you eat breakfast?" Do you understand? ”

"Got it!" Everyone was forced to raise their voices a bit to show that they had breakfast.

But Su Tong was very uncomfortable at the moment, first, he didn't eat breakfast, and secondly, he came......

He took advantage of the opportunity of the instructor to go away and whispered to us: "Brothers, help me block it, look at the wind, I'll turn off the computer." ”

The door to the dorm room was two people wide, and the three of us could have blocked it. And Su Tong took the opportunity to go back to his desk and turn off the computer.

The reason is also very simple, when the instructor suddenly attacked, he was playing a foreign online game. The incident was in a hurry, and he didn't have time to close the game at all, so he ran to the corridor to "punish the station". But just now the instructor said that it would take three hours to stand in a row. This inevitably made him bitter.

In order to play this game, first of all, he needs to pay for the game's point card, and secondly, his campus network has not been opened yet, and now he is burning the cost of the wireless network card, and the more cheating thing is that because the signal is unstable, he has enabled a paid accelerator to ensure the stable operation of the game.

In this way, he is playing a game while burning money from three channels. This money for three hours is in vain, and anyone will feel distressed.

The other three of us tacitly filled in the position where he was originally standing, and Su Tong also turned off the computer smoothly. But just as he tried to slip back into the hallway, tragedy struck - he ran out and was seen by an instructor who had patrolled nearby.

He came to us in three steps and two steps: "Yo, what kind of secret intelligence work is this?" ”

In the face of questioning, none of us dared to talk.

"You say." He dragged Su Tong out of the queue.

"I'm going to turn off the computer......" he told the truth, his voice barely audible.

"Do you have to turn off the computer now?" The instructor's voice was a little shocking to the eardrum.

Su Tong: "I came out too hurriedly just now, the game on the computer was not turned off, and it was a waste of money to hang there." ”

Instructor: "Heh, now you know it's a waste of money?" How old are you still playing games? ”

I frowned.

"Also, you, you two," the instructor pointed to the other three of us, "The army is a collective, and if one person makes a mistake, it is all the fault." What's more, you talk about righteousness and cover for him. Four of you, thirty push-ups per person! ”

Where do we dare to quibble, hurry up and honestly climb down. As the saying goes, people are under the roof and have to bow their heads, you are the instructor, you are the biggest.

The four of us in the dormitory never thought that on the first day of school, this matter would be passed on as a "beautiful talk" by the entire major.

"Each person in the 630 dormitory did thirty push-ups."