Chapter 1: Thirty Push-ups (4)
"There is a buddy who is bold, saying that he is afraid of spending money on online games, and when he is standing in a military posture on a rainy day, he sneaks back to turn off the computer, and is arrested by the instructor, and as a result, everyone in the dormitory is fined."
"Alas...... Four big men climbed down to do push-ups, tsk, the picture is too beautiful. ”
Since then, our 630 dormitory, because of the relationship between these 30 push-ups, has been called "push-up dormitory". The four of us are also very distressed, and it seems that we have to do something more sensational as soon as possible to make a long face before we can withdraw this shameful "number".
The summer rain comes and goes quickly. But it rained all day. But fortunately, in the afternoon, the instructors finally did not let us continue to "punish the station", but arranged for everyone to sort out the housekeeping. Naturally, the requirements are also very demanding.
Folding the quilt into "dried tofu" became the main problem in the afternoon, and just when I was distressed, thanks to Xie Liuying's "strategy". said that you can use a hard object to pad it first, which can make the quilt shape faster, and I passed the test in confusion.
After standing for a long time, and sorting out the housework for half a day, with the blessing of the "no sole" buff of the liberation shoes, we all gave it a lot of light. It's easy to queue up for a shower in the evening, and finally go back to the dormitory to relax.
My legs are tired and my feet hurt, but my fingers are not affected, and I can continue to play games and stream happily. As for Su Tong, he made such a fuss, and deeply felt that his fate with that foreign online game was over, so he built a first-class trumpet of "Book Title" at my instigation.
At this time, the large intestine went to the library, and the fat man seemed to be taking a bath in the public bathroom, and Su Tong simply slipped away to the Internet café because the campus network was not done in time, so I was the only one left in the dormitory.
Because of the popularity of the video, although the popularity of "Book Title" is not good, the popularity of my live broadcast room is several orders of magnitude more than before, and I can get an income of two or three hundred yuan almost every day, so if I continue to calculate, I will be able to change to a good computer in less than a month. Even if you save for two months, it is not a dream to buy a "three-body man".
I started the live broadcast and played the game at the same time, and checked the barrage by the way, ready to interact with the audience. At this moment, a terrifying scene appeared - in the live broadcast screen given by the camera, I didn't know when there was one more person besides me!
The man, dressed in a light green military uniform, stared intently at my screen.
I jumped up as if I was facing a great enemy, took off my headphones as fast as I could, and stammered, "Teach...... Instructor ......"
The person who came quietly behind me to watch me play the game was none other than the instructor who had punished us for doing push-ups in the morning. It is said that today's training is over, and the sudden appearance in the dormitory at this moment really scared me.
"Teach...... Instructor...... Okay" I finally finished this sentence.
The instructor didn't seem to care too much about my overreaction, but said, "You keep playing, I came here today just to see, what game is so fun?" ”
, Su Tong, you can make me miserable, I hurriedly defended: "The instructor is wronged, it's not me who played the game in the morning." ”
The instructor said expressionlessly: "I know, just take a look, you continue to ......"
At this time, my senior sister's angry voice came from my computer: "What are you doing Chen Talk, you want me to hit two?" ”
Only then did I notice that I was too nervous just now, and I took off the headphones in a hurry, and accidentally pulled the headphone cable off the computer, so that my senior sister and I naturally became public.
When we found the instructor, we were in the two-row arena. My hands-off from the keyboard naturally sold her. At this time, we have scored 2000 points, and the opposite side is not a mediocre hand, plus our equipment and internal strength level are really bad. Soon he was defeated.
"Don't blame me, the instructor came to our dormitory out of the blue. Shouldn't I be greeted here? Also, my headphone cable fell off just now, and you're talking openly now. I explained.
"Hello, instructor, hello, my name is Xie Liuying, I live in Building 7 next door, and I have time to play in our girls' dormitory." The senior sister was not nervous at all, but greeted the instructor generously. It's just the last half of the sentence, like a bustard who attracts business.
From the beginning of Xie Liuying's scolding, the instructor was confused, he obviously didn't expect that I, who looked very dick-looking, would actually play games with a girl, and I didn't expect that this girl was actually from this school, and it was in the dormitory building next door.
On the other end of the microphone, the senior sister was still talking: "Instructor, let me tell you, Chen Liao is usually very homely, lacks exercise, and is sick twice in three days, so it is rare to have a chance for military training, you have to arrange him well." ”
Me: "......"
The instructor gave me a meaningful look and said, "I only arranged for him to do thirty push-ups today." ”
Senior Sister: "The instructor is wise. ”
At this moment, the instructor is very happy, the senior sister is very happy, and the barrage in the live broadcast room is also very happy. These bad people, very cruelly, base their happiness on my pain.
After learning about the events of the morning and the reason for the instructor's "raid" on the dormitory, the senior sister said seriously: "Chen Liao, the instructor finally came, did you perform a divine sword without a shadow for everyone to have fun?" ”
If there is really a fox and a fake tiger in this world, then the senior sister is doing such an unreliable thing at the moment.
I didn't want to pay attention to him, and instead said, "Instructor, what do you want to see me play?" ”
Oh, there are still two weeks of military training, am I a fool when I talk about it? At this time, if you don't take the opportunity to talk to the instructor, when will you wait?
The instructor is obviously not very familiar with the "Title of the Book": "You ...... Is it a fighting game? ”
Fight......
Well, in fact, it can't be wrong.
"Hmm." I replied.
Instructor: "You can only fight one person?" ”
Me: "You can still fight a few people, and when you came in just now, we were 2 to 2." ”
Instructor: "You and this girl from Building 7?" ”
Me: "Yes. ”
Instructor: "Is there anyone who fights a little more, like a war?" ”
Although it is a time of peace, the duty of a soldier is to be truly embodied on the battlefield. I can totally understand that the instructor asked.
Me: "Xie Liuying, did you hear that, the instructor wants to see the battlefield." ”
Xie Liuying: "No problem! ”
To be honest, with my senior sister and I's current equipment, internal strength, and adjutant and troop reserves, we are not very suitable for fighting on the battlefield. However, there is a way to play with vegetables, because this new number has never been played, so our current battlefield points are also very low, and we are not afraid of matching too strong opponents.
As mentioned before, both adjutant and private soldiers are non-renewable resources. Once you're dead, you're really gone, and you won't be resurrected again like the player would, except in one place – and that's the battlefield.