Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (39)
After walking for three days, a relatively large market town finally appeared in front of me. I said that now we can finally have a good rest. Senior Brother Sha said yes, I've been tired these days. Since starting from the Taoist temple, we have walked through some barren mountains and mountains along the way, of course, the problem of food and accommodation has really become a problem, we are all eating mountain fruits, drinking mountain spring water, sleeping on the grass here.
After a long journey along the way, I suddenly had an idea, so I said to Senior Brother Sha: Senior Brother Sha, after you go back, you can simply sell mountain spring water, which is a profitable business. Senior Brother Sha said: Can it be done? Where does our quicksand town get the mountain spring water? I said in an old-timer tone: Senior Brother Sha, this is your mistake, think about how much money your shipyard earns a year? Even if you include the income of the passenger ship you run, it is estimated that it is not as much as the money made by a small water plant. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, I also know that, but as the saying goes, the time and place are favorable, and I haven't taken advantage of either! In the mountain spring water business. Why do I say that? Don't you still have a place to go? Location? There is no mountain spring water in Quicksand Town! Senior Brother Sha said. I laughed and said, "Senior Brother Sha, I'll just say that you don't have a good brain, how long have you been in business; Think about it, isn't there a quicksand river near you? Wouldn't it be good if you pumped up the water from that quicksand river and purified it? Senior Brother Sha said that it is not good, is that not to deceive consumers? I said: Senior Brother Sha, you really don't know, which mineral water is not purified with tap water now? There are even people who use tap water directly into packaging bottles and sell it as mountain spring water! Brother Sha said I know, but I can't join their industry.
I sighed, and then said, "Alas, this is fate!" Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you are right, even the old man of the land said that I did not have the life to make a windfall. I sighed again and said, "Alas, but to be honest, the old pig is about the same as you." Senior Brother Sha seemed to be comforting me, Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you are much better, don't you still have a hotel? Life is still quite moist.
Just as we were talking, Brother Monkey, who was walking in the front, was urging: Senior Brother Sha, a nerd! What are you muttering? Hurry up and keep up, there is a market town ahead, if you want to eat, hurry up! So I had no choice but to stop the heart-to-heart communication with Senior Brother Sha and hurriedly ran to Brother Monkey's side. In contrast, eating is more important. When we entered the streets of the market town, everyone was paying attention to us, which made the old pig very embarrassed. Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you doing shyly? They're all big men, and they're like little boys.
In the crowd, I found a very special character, and his special thing is that he ignores us when everyone else is paying attention to us. I said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha with gratitude: Have you seen it? There are still cultivated people, but there are few; Isn't there one in front of you? You see that everyone else looks at us with strange eyes, only he is as if nothing has happened, this is called a gentleman. So I decided to go over and say hello to him. I originally wanted to ask Senior Brother Sha to come over, but Senior Brother Sha said that he was afraid that the past would scare others, so in the end, I was the only one who went over. I walked to the old man's side very excitedly, and then bent down and said to him very sincerely: Old man, you are really self-contained, everyone looks at us with mocking eyes, and you are the only one walking with your head bowed. The old man finally raised his head and asked, "What did you say?" Who are you? I was stunned the moment the old man raised his head, because the old man was actually blind! I can't see in either eye! I immediately felt like a failure, so I had to say "I'm sorry", and then I followed Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha in disgrace. Senior Brother Sha asked: Second Senior Brother, what did the old man say? I said, "What are you talking about?" People can't see anymore! Blind? Senior Brother Sha didn't seem to believe it. That's not a big deal! I said indignantly. Senior Brother Sha immediately burst out laughing. Brother Monkey asked him what he was laughing at? Senior Brother Sha told Brother Monkey the matter as it was, and Brother Monkey smiled and said: Idiot, Lao Sun said that you like to be amorous, you still don't believe it, what do you say this time?
Along the way, we listened to the shouting and arrived at a hotel, and then we asked the boss to arrange the room according to our requirements: put three beds. The boss said sorry, we only have a double bed at most. Brother Monkey took out a stack of money from his pocket and said to the boss: This time, right? When the boss saw so much money, his eyes straightened, and he hurriedly said: Okay! Come on! Come on! After that, he told his men to go and prepare the guest room.
Seeing that the boss was squinting at us, I was impatient, and directly called the boss over and asked: Brother, do you discriminate against us when you see that we are rough? The boss hurriedly said to us with a smile on his face: Brother, where are you talking, you are a guest, how can I discriminate against you? It's just that you do look different from other people. Senior Brother Sha said: Do you know what this is called? The boss shook his head. Senior Brother Sha said: Let me tell you the truth, this is called having characteristics. The boss said that was that. Brother Monkey said: You two pause for a while, and Lao Sun wants to ask the boss something. The boss said, "Excuse me." Brother Monkey said: What kind of place are you here? Let's go ahead, what are the road conditions ahead? The boss thought for a while and said: This market town is called Wuyun Town, there is a big forest in front of it, a radius of hundreds of miles, if you want to go all the way you have to pass there, it takes four or five days for ordinary people to pass through that forest.
Wu? That's a nice name! Senior Brother Sha said. yes, yes! The boss echoed and said: It is because there are five Taoist priests living in the forest in front of them, and their names are Yiyun, Xingyun, Liuyun, and Ciyun; Because they are very famous in this area, this market town is called Goyun Town. I said that my brother is not right, you just said the names of four Taoist priests, but what about another one? The boss said: Ah, that, that's called Wuyun; It just so happened that there were five of them again, so it was called Wuyun Town. Taoist? Brother Monkey heard that there was another Taoist priest, and he immediately became aware again. Could it be that they are very powerful? Brother Monkey asked. I don't know if it's powerful or not, but they do have some means, and they are said to be able to spell. Yes? It's true? I couldn't help but shout along. Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you doing? Surprised, what if there is a spell? It's none of our business. The boss hurriedly said that it was that, as long as you don't provoke them, it will be fine. Senior Brother Sha said: You said that we have to walk for four or five days in front of you, so wouldn't we have to borrow the night from them again when we pass there? The boss said for a moment: It should indeed be so, and their passers-by regard it as a halfway hotel.
I said this is over, it looks like we'll have to deal with them again. Senior Brother Sha thought for a moment and said, "Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, why don't we just go around in front of their Taoist temple?" Anyway, we can only rest in their Taoist temple for one night, as long as we bring enough dry food, then it is not the same for us to sleep in the forest? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Well, Senior Brother Sha, your idea is really good, let's do what you say another day, don't go to the Taoist temple to spend the night, and go forward directly.
So the matter was settled, and we decided to spend the night at the inn and set out for the forest in front of us the next morning. The old pig never dreamed that we would repeat the master's predicament back then, and there were still people who wanted to eat our meat, so I couldn't help but sigh about reincarnation. When Pangu first cast the spell, could it be that he had already expected that we would come up to seek the transformation party, so he deliberately set up these difficulties for us on the way? That's definitely the case! In this way, what we said about the experience was all expected by Pangu. Although it seems difficult for us to think about it, in Pangu's eyes, all this is just a program.
It turns out that everything is true in the dark.
After eating, we went straight upstairs to sleep, this is what Brother Monkey meant. I originally wanted to look around, but Brother Monkey said that he was afraid that I would scare people after I went out; Besides, it's useless to go shopping, haven't you seen all the beautiful ones? What a big man goes shopping! Brother Monkey finally concluded. The sleeping old pig is also more active, and he fell asleep as soon as he got into bed, whirring, according to Brother Monkey's words.
We left the hotel early the next morning, and we had already instructed the owner of the hotel to prepare some fruits, pancakes and chicken legs for us. I once specifically instructed the boss that the chicken leg was best packed in a plastic bag, otherwise it would turn sour. The boss was really smart, so he really got some fresh-keeping bags and put them on. I thought about it, even if it was for three or five days, it wouldn't be a problem. Brother Monkey couldn't help but be disgusted when he saw me looking so happy. Brother Monkey said that my expression when I saw the chicken leg was like the expression when I saw a woman, and I was confused. I said that chicken legs are similar to women, they are all needed by the old pig's body. Brother Monkey stopped talking again.
Sure enough, not far from the market town, the forest appeared, and it looked very vast. I couldn't help but think of a poem, so I read it out: Ah! The sky is vast and the grass is full of cattle and sheep! When I read these few sentences, I felt that I was swallowing mountains and rivers, and it was very majestic. Brother Monkey said: Idiot! What nerves do you have? Walk faster! I hurriedly followed again, and the passions that had accumulated in my heart before were silent again. Senior Brother Sha said with a smile as he walked: "Second Senior Brother, the few lines of poetry you chant are not appropriate, where are the cattle and sheep here?" I can't say that the poems are not well written, nor can I be blamed for the old pig's bad reading, but if I want to blame, I can't blame a clever guy for coming to herd cattle and sheep; Senior Brother Sha, tell me, there is such a good grassland and beautiful mountains and rivers here, why doesn't anyone come to herd cattle and sheep? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, are you still nervous, hurry up, we have to get to the top of the mountain before dark. So I had no choice but to keep silent.
I didn't say anything all the way, and as I walked, there were some edges and corners of the house faintly in front of me. Brother Monkey climbed to the tallest tree and observed it, and then said with certainty: That's right, it's a Taoist temple, let's take a detour. Now we finally understand that although everyone is saying that monks and Taoists are a family, in fact it is not like that; For example, now, not only is it not a family, but it is also an enemy.
So we walked away around the Taoist temple from a distance, so far, the old pig is more afraid of those Taoist priests who can spell, almost every one of them wants to compare with us. Of course, eating our meat is another series, which is more serious, and we will definitely not be soft when we encounter that. As we walked, we saw that we were about to reach the top of the mountain, and it was getting dark, but suddenly a few people appeared in front of us and blocked our way. It was Monkey's idea to sleep on the top of the mountain, and Monkey said that the air at the top of the mountain was better and drier.
Anyway, just as we were walking, a few people appeared in front of us and blocked our way. Who's coming? Hurry up and leave the money to buy the road! The man at the head drank heavily. Looks like we've been robbed. But because it was getting late, I couldn't see who was in front of me. Senior Brother Sha asked: Who are you? The person in front is talking again: stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take out all the money on your body, otherwise you will be stripped of your clothes. I laughed and said that you don't know how thick the sky is, and you don't come close to see who we are. Brother Monkey said: Hey! If you want money, just come forward and get it, Lao Sun has it here! I don't know if I was attracted by Brother Monkey's words or what, anyway, someone really came up.
Finally, I saw the appearance of the person who came clearly, and the face was full of flesh, and I knew at a glance that it was not a good job. Of course, Brother Monkey will not let go of this opportunity to teach these guys a lesson, but before Brother Monkey can make a move, he saw a black shadow flying in front of him, and then he heard a scream of "oops", and then, the man who was still standing in front of us just now immediately fell to the ground. When the other robbers saw this, they immediately scattered and fled, shouting as they fled: Run! Xingyun is here! Run! Xingyun is here! …… The old way? Isn't it one of the five cloud Taoist priests that the restaurant owner said before? Doesn't he know how to spell? We made a detour to get here just now, and now he's actually there. I said: Brother Monkey, it's not good, the Taoist priest is here in person. Brother Monkey whispered: Let's not mess with him, let's go to the side quietly, and then go over. So the three of us tried to sneak past another side path. But at this time, the Taoist priest spoke: Everyone, please stay!
I heard him calling us, so we had to stop again. According to Brother Monkey, let's see what the hell he will do. Daoist Xingyun walked closer, and then said, "Where are you going?" It's already so late, it's better to go to the Taoist temple to rest for a night and then make plans; I'm glad I passed through here, otherwise you'd have been robbed by these robbers. As if we still owe him a favor, it seems that he still doesn't know our real kung fu. I whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, you see that what he did didn't seem to be the kind of person who was abducted and deceived, he still helped the weak and punished the strong, didn't he? Brother Monkey thought for a moment, but didn't speak.
Seeing that we didn't react, the Xingyun Daoist continued: "You don't have any money, do you? If you don't have money, you don't have to worry about it, at least you don't have to sleep in the open air! Having said that, it seemed that we couldn't talk about it if we didn't go, so the three of us decided to go to the Taoist temple with the Taoist priest after muttering for a while. We were afraid that they would eat our flesh, but now it seems that they are not the kind of mages who eat human flesh. It seems that his heart is still kinder.
While following the Taoist priest to the Taoist temple, we asked him: Don't you think we look different from others? I thought about how it was not strange that so many people looked at us with strange eyes when we were in the market town before? Xingyun Daoist laughed and said, "What's so strange about this? I've seen anyone better than you! I thought that the "that" that the Taoist priest said must have meant that he was ugly, but he didn't say it directly because of our feelings. I said brother, you are really open, not like those people out there who make a fuss.
The Taoist priest said that it was nothing, and it would not be strange if he saw too much. Walking all the way, before we knew it, we arrived at the Taoist temple, and the Taoist priest of Xingyun beckoned a Taoist boy to lead us to a room to rest, saying that he would wait for a good place to stay before coming out to eat. I am grateful to the Taoist priest of Xingyun, and said that brother, you are so good, you don't need money to invite us here. Xingyun Taoist laughed and said, "Where are you talking about this, all of you are brothers in the four seas; Don't forget to come over for dinner later! The three of us answered almost in unison, and then followed Dao Tong into our room.
The Taoist boy led us to a room behind the Taoist temple, saying that this place is the most quiet. I looked embarrassed and said: This is not good, we don't give money and live in such a good room. Daotong said that it was okay, and there were fewer people who came to stay today, so it didn't hurt to let us stay. Brother Monkey said, idiot, where do you talk so much? If people let you live, you can live there, and you can go out and build your own house? So I had no choice but to keep silent. The Taoist boy said, "Put down your things, go over to eat first, and then put washing water on your face." Let's say yes again and again. I thought that the service attitude here was really wanting, and I actually prepared all the washing water.
During the meal, we finally met the five Taoist priests, namely Yiyun, Xingyun, Liuyun, Ciyun, and Wuyun. It turned out that except for the Xingyun Daoist who drove away the robbers just now, the other four Daoists were all old people. Because Yiyun, Liuyun, Ciyun, and Wuyun all look about the same, and they all have long beards and hair, so I can't tell who they are, although the Taoist priest Xingyun has introduced us before. Taoist Yiyun asked: Dare to ask where you are from? Where are you going? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: We have come from a far away place and are going to a far away place. Tsz Yun said: Far away? Could it be that you are going to a mysterious space? Mysterious space? You know that, too? I asked in surprise. Daoist Tzu Yun laughed and said, "Don't we know about this matter if others don't know about it?" I've heard about it for a long time. I was relieved to hear the words of Daoist Tzu Yun, so at least we are not enemies, because he knows the mysterious space. My relaxed Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha also relaxed. Senior Brother Sha asked: How do you know? Tsz Yun Taoist said: It has been circulated for a long time, but some people don't believe it, and we choose to believe it. Tsz Yun said meaningfully: This is what makes us cultivators different; If people don't believe it, we have to believe it, and if people believe it, we have to have a skeptical attitude. I said that brother, you are so good, the old pig must engrave this sentence on my bedside after he goes back! Daoist Tzu Yun laughed. Yiyun Taoist asked curiously: So you have extraordinary abilities? It is said that ordinary people are not allowed to enter. Brother Monkey said: Don't hide it from your brothers, we do know a little bit of spells, but they are just scratching the surface, and we don't know much. It's true? The Liuyun Daoist looked interested. I couldn't hold back for a while, and said triumphantly: Brother Monkey is modest, my Brother Monkey will change seventy-two, and my old pig will only change thirty-two, this is my senior brother, he can also subdue demons and eliminate demons; It's just that now the monsters are gone, so our skills are all wasted. Liuyun Taoist priest said: Really? Why did I say the old pig lied to you? and it cannot be eaten as food. The Taoist priest said: So I was ugly just now? He pretended to be clever and played before you. Brother Monkey said: Brother, you can't say that, how can you say that you want to drive away those robbers? That's a good thing. Brother Monkey seemed meaningful. I continued: Even if they use knives and guns against us, we can still be fearless, we are not bad! I said proudly. It's true? Daoist Wuyun, who had not spoken, spoke. I said that is still false? We are all authorized to live forever! I'm talking more energetically. After finishing speaking, I immediately felt that I had just said too much, because I saw that Brother Monkey was looking at me with hatred in his eyes. Senior Brother Sha also muttered in a low voice: Second Senior Brother, we must not expose our family background, that is not good! Tathagata? Who is Rulai? The Taoist priest of Wuyun was still full of interest.
Before I could speak, Brother Monkey replied: If you come? Rulai is just a mage, we have learned some fur spells from him, and he is not as powerful as the fat man said. It seems that they really don't know about Rulai, and if they do, they won't be so surprised, as if they reacted when they heard the name of an alien.
After that, we buried our heads and continued to eat, and suddenly, I caught a glimpse of several Taoist priests exchanging a very special look with each other, but after seeing me looking at them, they all took it back, and just beckoned us and said: Come on, come on, eat and eat.
As everyone knows, it was that strange look that led us into another disaster.
As the saying goes, disaster comes from the mouth, it seems that it is not false at all, after we had dinner, the Taoist priest of Xingyun asked the Taoist boy to take us in to rest, and by the way, he also brought the washing water in. In the middle of the night, I suddenly heard a noise, followed by the voice of a person: Are you ready? You ready! Another voice replied. I can hear from the voice that it is definitely not Brother Monkey or Senior Brother Sha, because their voices are the clearest, not to mention that they are both still sleeping next to me. Hearing a voice in the room, I hurriedly went to call Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. Although the old pig is more sleepy, the vigilance in the unfamiliar environment is still very high, which is not proven? So I went to call Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, very quietly.
Brother Monkey was the first to wake up. Brother Monkey asked vaguely: What's wrong with you, nerd? Do you need someone to accompany you to the toilet? I said no, Brother Monkey, there seems to be someone talking in our room. Brother Monkey said that you are not talking nonsense, aren't we talking? I said that Brother Monkey is not, it seems that there are outsiders talking! Brother Monkey listened, and after a while, a bone got up: Where? Where? Looks panicked. I booed, motioned to Brother Monkey to be quieter, and then told him: Can't you hear it if you listen carefully? After Brother Monkey got up, the sound of squirming gradually decreased, and after a while of silence, the voice came to mind again: Are you ready? You ready! Another voice replied. Brother Monkey and I sat there motionless and waited for something to happen, Senior Brother Sha turned around, but was held down by Brother Monkey, and then pulled him up and signaled him not to speak. Seeing that we were all quiet, Senior Brother Sha also became quiet.
After a moment of silence, the sound of rustling began again; Suddenly, I felt something fall on us, and then I heard the sound of someone talking. Okay? Come on! Someone else replied. I touched it with my hand, and finally knew that there was a net covering us, which seemed to be very strong, and now the situation is that all three of us have been netted.
When I was about to fight my way out, Brother Monkey motioned for me to stay still, saying that he wanted to see who it was. Senior Brother Sha said worriedly: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, do you think it will be some robbers again? Brother Monkey said that you won't know later? As soon as Brother Monkey finished speaking, the lights in the room turned on, and then a group of figures appeared in front of us, and then we saw a group of people, and then we saw Yiyun, Xingyun, Liuyun, Ciyun, and Wuyun, five Taoist priests, taking the lead in standing in front of us.
Seeing that it was them, my hanging heart was half lowered, and I said: Brother, what are you doing here? It's us! Liuyun Taoist said: Haha, that's right, it's because of you that we started it! Give a reason! Senior Brother Sha said very confidently. Liuyun Taoist said: Anyway, now you can't run away, it's okay to tell you, we are cultivating, we need a vajra incorruptible body like you to strengthen our skills, and now that you have sent it to the door, then our Wuyun Taoist has no choice but to be polite. I said: Brother, you have to think about it, if you make a mistake, you will be hated for eternity, so sure you can catch us? Liuyun Taoist said: Haha, although I am not sure that this net can catch you, but you can't run away that is absolutely certain. It's true? I said. It's true! Liuyun Taoist said: If you don't believe it, try it. Daoist Liuyun said this to hurt my old pig's self-esteem, so I immediately decided to give them some color to see if my old pig was so easy to trap. Therefore, after Daoist Liuyun finished speaking, I used my hands to tear the net covering us.
After some tearing and gnawing, I had to believe the words of Daoist Liuyun, we really can't escape from the net like this. Seeing this, the Liuyun Taoist laughed and said, "What's the matter?" The old body is right, right? Even if the three of you work together, you may not be able to tear it.
This hit my old pig harder, so I had to look at Brother Monkey helplessly, and motioned for him to show his hands and let them see. Brother Monkey said: Cut! I thought you were very capable, but that's just it! It seems that I have stolen the limelight from Brother Monkey again, which makes him unhappy.
Brother Monkey leaned in front of the mesh and said to the Taoist priests: Are you really so sure you can catch us? The Taoist priest said, "Otherwise, what? Give it a try! Brother Monkey said that's good, Lao Sun will show his hands to you today, otherwise you still think I'm a sick cat! After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey shrank his body, and immediately shrank into the appearance of a villain, and then went out of the mesh. The Taoist priests were immediately stunned, it is estimated that they never dreamed that Brother Monkey would actually do this trick. I said proudly: How? Dumbfounded, right? Let's just say you can't do anything with us!
After Brother Monkey went out, he came to Liuyun Daoist in a flash, grabbed him by the collar and said, "Old man, this is your good idea?" Daoist Liuyun didn't answer, but just broke free from Brother Monkey's grasp with all his might, and then ordered the Taoist priests behind him to surround him. I hurriedly shouted to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, hurry up and give them something powerful, don't always rub shoulders with them, we are still here; Why don't you let us out first? It's good to have a helper! I guess Brother Monkey thinks I have a point, so he slowly leaned over to untie the fence for us.
At the moment when Brother Monkey squatted down, the Taoist priests behind him suddenly rushed up, each holding a round thing in their hands, like a mirror, but they couldn't see the figure. I said to Brother Monkey, who was relieving us: Brother Monkey, be careful behind you.
As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Monkey turned around, and a Scud knocked the first few to the ground, and as a result, those people fell and then pressed on the bodies of the people behind, so they all fell. Brother Monkey took the opportunity to release us as soon as possible. At this moment, the Taoist priests who were kicked down by Brother Monkey before all surrounded us again, and rushed towards us in several groups. But they were all some of them who didn't use them, and as a result, I kicked them to the ground one by one and couldn't move. The situation on the side of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha was similar, and they almost solved this problem in a few seconds.
Just when the Liuyun Daoist was about to ask the people behind him to continue to rush up, I looked very impatient and said, "Brother, can you go into battle in person?" Don't let these bales come up all the time, it's wordy! Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, don't come up if you don't have much skill, go down and see how your boss performs! Brother Monkey didn't care about this, and after putting down the few Taoist priests who came over, he turned around and flew in the direction of Liuyun Taoist priests.
Since Brother Monkey has already attacked them, then we have nothing to be polite about, so we all went up with Brother Monkey. Wuyun Lao Dao probably didn't expect us to end the battle so quickly, so he stood there for a while, and they didn't react until Brother Monkey pounced on them. I and Senior Brother Sha took a slow step, followed Brother Monkey and rushed to the front of Wuyun Old Road. It seems that Wuyun Lao Dao is a handsome man, because they know the current affairs, and they all began to run away before we reached them. The five Taoist priests were divided into five directions, as if they were deliberately embarrassing us.
Brother Monkey stopped us who were about to catch up. What about Brother Monkey? Is the heart of compassion rising again? Brother Monkey said fart, let's chase like this will definitely be a loss, after all, this is someone's territory, in comparison, we are not familiar with life, it is easy to fall for them, let's go out first, just wait for them in the courtyard outside, don't run around, maybe this is a game they deliberately set up, let us drill in. Senior Brother Sha and I both felt that Brother Monkey was reasonable, so they both stopped chasing and stood in the middle of the courtyard with Brother Monkey.
But after standing for a long time, I didn't see anyone come out, and I said, "Brother Monkey, could it be that they are afraid and don't come out?" Brother Monkey said I hope so. But the actual situation is not like that, and the actual situation proves that the old way of Wuyun is very brave, because they are back. This time they brought with them a weapon, but it was not God's arm, it was a huge mirror. Of course, the incomparably large is relative, relative to the mirrors we usually see.
Looking in the mirror? Senior Brother Sha was the first to shout.
I said, Senior Brother Sha, what are you afraid of? We're not monsters, just take a picture! Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said yes, why should I be afraid? I asked Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, what do you say this Taoist priest is doing with this thing? Brother Monkey didn't speak, just looked at the direction where the Taoist priests came out in a daze.
Things were not as simple as we thought, because Wuyun Lao Dao then made a very strange move: they blatantly lifted the mirror in front of us. I wanted to go up and kick it to pieces, but I was stopped by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said he wanted to see what was going on. The Taoist priest took two steps back when he put the mirror in front of us, and then his mouth began to grunt, as if he was reciting some incantation.
Just when our second monk was confused, as the five Taoist priests worked together, the mirror suddenly emitted a dazzling light, flashing, flashing, and flashing again.
This time it's more nonsense, because our eyes immediately feel tingling, and we can't open them at all. There was a hahaha laugh in my ears, which was obviously from those Taoist priests. Someone! Arrest them! A Taoist priest was shouting loudly. Then I felt an arm on our shoulder. Idiot Sha junior brother! Don't let him catch it, support it for a while, and his eyes will be better! Brother Monkey shouted, looking anxious. Got it! I agreed, and then I turned around and put down all the Taoist priests who came to catch me, making an "oops" sound.
It is estimated that they are completely unprepared for us to come to this trick suddenly, and the situation on the side of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha is similar, and I also heard the sound of "oops" from their side.
After that, the three of us stood together in the dark, and Brother Monkey motioned for us to squat down, not in the direction of the mirror, and then blink our eyes vigorously, so that our eyes could recover relatively quickly. I was very strange and asked Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, could it be that you have experienced this kind of thing before? Brother Monkey said nerd, you are really nerd, you know it with your head, the light emitted by the mirror is not the sun, and it can't fundamentally hurt us, and besides, it only flashed three times just now, and the feeling is not particularly serious, so you should be able to recover after resting for a while. I thought what Brother Monkey said was quite reasonable, so I muttered: Well, it seems to be the case.
We're resting here, but Wuyun Lao Dao isn't resting, and it is estimated that not long after we put down their men, they rushed towards us. And the reason why I know they are rushing over is because each of them wears a small jingle bell, so they always walk with a tinkle bell. Listening to the sound of jingling bells getting closer and closer, Brother Monkey beckoned us and said: Senior Brother Sha, let's not open our eyes when we turn around to parry later, because Lao Sun only heard the footsteps of three people, and the other two must still be there, ready to repeat the old trick. I said, "Brother Monkey, you told us not to open our eyes, is that okay?" It's okay to sleep, but now it's a fight! Brother Monkey said stupid, you are so troublesome, don't you know how to watch and listen to all directions? It's really a fool of nothing; Let's just take a moment, and then we'll be over later, and we'll show our strength when our eyes are better. Senior Brother Sha took the order and made it clear.
When it was too late, the sound of jingle bell came to us, and the three of us turned around almost at the same time, and we all caught the Taoist priest who came at the same time. There were only three, because no one attacked us except the one we each caught.
Fortunately, we turned around with our eyes closed, otherwise we would have been fooled again, because at the same time as we grabbed the three Taoist priests, our eyes felt a strong light rushing over. Anyway, we caught the Taoist priests, but we just grabbed their clothes, in fact, they were still resisting.
It seems that this is the first time to fight an old pig with his eyes closed, but it feels quite exciting. Fortunately, the Taoist priest did not use hard weapons, otherwise we would have suffered. Hard weapons are things like knives and guns that can directly injure people. Anyway, the Taoist priest in my hand began to resist, and a punch hit me right on the forehead, and then an uppercut came again, so I was punched twice. This is tantamount to a great shame for my old pig, so I decided to take revenge. I punched in the direction of the grabbed clothes, only to hear a thud, followed by a "oops" cry. Just now, Brother Monkey spoke: Senior Brother Sha, a nerd! You can open your eyes, but don't look in the direction of the mirror! I'm worried that I can't see a human figure, but now it's okay; So I cautiously opened my eyes. The scene in front of me made me happy, because the bang just now was just me knocking out a handful of old Taoist teeth, and the "oops" sound was made by him. When I looked up again, there were two Taoist priests standing in front of the huge mirror, ready to do their work!
I saw the fire, one flew over, and then flew up, not to mention, the mirror is quite strong, but it is not broken. At this time, Brother Monkey also came over, smashed it with a punch, and sure enough, the mirror cracked. Naturally, the mirror can't shine anymore when it's cracked. The two Taoist priests were ready to slip away when they saw that the situation was not good, and Brother Monkey said: Idiot Senior Brother Sha! You guys are on! So Senior Brother Sha and I went up and grabbed them one by one, as easily as a big bad wolf catching a little sheep.
After putting them all in a pile, I asked Brother Monkey what to do with them. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: It is estimated that they also saw that we are King Kong's incorruptible body, so they made a crooked idea, we might as well let them go, just teach them a lesson. When I heard that I was going to teach them a lesson, I immediately gave everyone a big slap in the face. Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you doing? Didn't you say you were going to teach them a lesson? Brother Monkey said that the lesson can't be given like this, so you should pay attention to the influence!
The five Taoist priests were obedient to us, and then we stayed there for another night, and the Taoist priests were silent and did not squeak. I said it was dangerous! Brother Monkey said why? I said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, and the windows are gone, so it doesn't suffocate people? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Well, it makes sense.