The night before we left the Taoist temple, Wuyun Lao Dao said that he would worship us as his teacher, saying that he would learn some spells that they didn't understand. I said to them earnestly: You better practice your own set, our set is not suitable for you; Remember, the best is not for you, the best is the best for you. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't do that kind of thing, okay? So can the esoteric people understand? Without waiting for me to answer, the old Taoist priest spoke: I can understand, I can understand! Very resolute look.

After coming out of the Taoist temple, there was still a lush forest in front of us, and the innkeeper said that it would only take four or five days, so it seemed that he was comforting us. After leaving the Taoist temple, we traveled almost day and night, except for sleeping. Senior Brother Sha said a little worriedly: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, I'm really a little worried about my shipyard. Brother Monkey said: Who is not worried, Lao Sun is still worried that those monkeys and monkeys will cause trouble in the Water Curtain Cave; But since we've all said before that we're going to go back until the end, we can't easily change our original intentions; Let's bear with it, don't we all come up after we have arranged it? I also said: That's it, the old pig still wants to go back, and before I finished speaking, Brother Monkey answered: You want to go back and hug your sister Qing! Seeing that Brother Monkey grabbed the white, I quickly found another reason. I said: Senior Brother Sha, we can't go back halfway, didn't we already reveal all the plans to Rulai when we came up? If we go back halfway, we will definitely be laughed at by the guy, don't you know that Rulai has always been a guy who fell into the well? Senior Brother Sha saw that the situation was getting more and more serious, so he hurriedly changed his words and said: It's okay, I'm just very aggrieved in my heart, so I just complain a little. Brother Monkey said: Don't worry, it is estimated that it will come to an end soon, and you will be able to think of everything at that time.

Walking all the way, I came to a fork in the road before I knew it. There are four roads here, all of which are facing forward, and I don't know which one is going straight ahead. Senior Brother Sha said: It would be nice if someone could ask. But the actual situation is that there is no one around, and it is not easy to find someone in this barren mountain and wilderness. I said: Brother Monkey, why don't we try one by one, and it is estimated that it will take a day and a half to find out the truth. Brother Monkey said: Cut! I guess only a nerd can come up with such a stupid solution. After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he stood on the highest rock nearby and looked around, saying that he wanted to see if there were any people in the vicinity. We have walked for almost three more days from the departure of the Taoist temple to here, but there is still a reckless jungle ahead, and I really want to go back to the owner of the hotel to ask if he was fooling us in the first place.

Suddenly, Brother Monkey, who was standing at the top of the stone, shouted: "Senior Brother Sha, nerd! Idiot Sha junior brother! I said, Brother Monkey, what are you doing? Is there a home? Brother Monkey said that people don't. I said, since no one has anyone, why are you so excited? It was as if he had seen the dawn of victory. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, what did you see? Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, I saw a person in front, let's go and ask him, maybe his house is nearby, we can still get something to eat! When I heard that I had something to eat, I immediately rejoiced, and hurriedly stood up and said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, let me go and find out! Brother Monkey gave me a blank look and said, "Go!" What did you just say? How did you become enthusiastic again? So I had no choice but to stand aside. I wondered if there were really people around here, wouldn't I be able to eat in the first place? It's a pity that my plan is now disrupted by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said to Senior Brother Sha: Senior Brother Sha, you go and ask to see which road leads to the front; Remember, by the way, ask him if he has anything to eat at home, let's pad the belly. Senior Brother Sha agreed, and then prepared to set off in the direction that Brother Monkey said.

Before leaving, Senior Brother Sha saw that I was sullen, so he came over and said to me: Second Senior Brother, don't be sad, the reason why Senior Brother didn't let you go was just because of your appearance, and there was no other meaning. I said angrily: Anyway, you went, what do you like, but remember that if you have something to eat, you must bring some back to the old pig, otherwise you won't have any chicken legs in the future! Senior Brother Sha laughed and said, "Okay, good! I'll do it.

After that, Senior Brother Sha walked away. I have been following the direction where Senior Brother Sha went. Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you looking at? I said that the old pig just wanted to see if Senior Brother Sha had come back. Brother Monkey "cut", and then stopped talking. Senior Brother Sha has been gone for a long time and hasn't come back, and my heart is broken.

Just when I was bored, Senior Brother Sha's voice suddenly sounded: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother! Senior brother and second senior brother! I was so excited that I hurriedly stood up, only to see Senior Brother Sha appear, but his hands were still empty. I looked disappointed and said, "Senior Brother Sha, didn't they give us something to eat?" Brother Monkey said: Go! Then I asked Senior Brother Sha if you had anything to say? Which path leads to the right ahead? Senior Brother Sha turned his head and said to me: Second Senior Brother, although there is indeed a person in front, he is just here to collect medicine in the mountains, how can he have dry food on him? There is no such thing as eating. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, don't pay attention to him, just let him be hungry, and he won't have the strength to speak later. Brother Monkey asked again: Have you found out? Senior Brother Sha said: It was an old man collecting medicine, and when I went, I asked him which way we should go all the way forward; Then the old man looked surprised and said, 'Could it be that you are going to the mysterious space?' I replied, 'Yes,' and the old man said, 'Then you can go to the left-hand side and the next day,' but the old man said that it would take five or six days to get out of the forest. I interjected again: You didn't ask the old man for food? Five or six days is a long time! Senior Brother Sha said: I didn't ask about this. Brother Monkey said: Have you ever asked the old man if he lives around here? Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said: I didn't ask about this, it doesn't seem very polite, right? I said to Brother Monkey angrily: Look at you, they all say that my old pig is going, but now it's okay, I haven't figured anything out! Brother Monkey said: Idiot, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, Lao Sun will let you eat pig ears! So I stopped talking. Eating pig ears was invented by Brother Monkey, to put it simply, it is to pull the ears of old pigs, so it is called "eating pig ears". Senior Brother Sha was about to go back and ask again, but Brother Monkey said no, since the old man can come here to collect medicine, it means that his house is not far from here, let's ask for directions by the way and find him to buy some food.

I said yes, yes, let's go together to be polite.

After that, I was ready to go. Brother Monkey pulled me back and said, "Idiot, why are you in a hurry?" Go to the rear! Senior Brother Sha led the way in front, and we followed the footprints of Senior Brother Sha before, and finally saw the old man from a distance. I hurriedly shouted: Old man! Old man! Brother Monkey said: Cut! Seeing that you are so rude, people will ignore you, not to mention that you are not good-looking. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, you should go up and ask.

So we stood in the distance, and then watched Senior Brother Sha cautiously walk in the direction of the old man's house. Now that I have gotten closer, I can finally see the old man's face clearly, and he is quite a bit fairy-like. After a while, I saw Senior Brother Sha talking to the old man, and then Senior Brother Sha pointed to us, showed the old man, and then said something to him. After a long while, Senior Brother Sha finally returned. Brother Monkey asked: What's going on? Agreed? Senior Brother Sha said: The old man agreed, but he only admitted that we would go to his house to stay, and said that we had to solve the problem of food by ourselves. I heard that I didn't eat it, and I was still in high spirits just now, but Brother Monkey looked very happy. Brother Monkey said: It's okay, it's good to have a place to live, let's go to his house for a night, and then set off early tomorrow morning.

So the three of us followed Senior Brother Sha to the old man's house, the old man was taken aback when he saw us at first sight, Brother Monkey hurriedly went up and said to the old man: Don't be afraid, although we are ugly, we will not hurt anyone. The old man breathed a sigh of relief, and then led us back to where he lived.

On the way back, I asked Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, what are we going to eat tonight? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said, "Later, let's go into the forest and hunt a few hares back, and then roast them and eat them." I heard that there is game to eat, and I am happy again, but I said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, the hare is not very good, it smells fishy, let's still fight the wild **, the pheasant is more delicious. Brother Monkey looked very dissatisfied with me, and then said: Idiot, where are you doing so much nonsense? If you have something to eat, you should be content; Besides, how can the pheasant be hunted casually? Maybe someone from the public security bureau will arrest you. Seeing that Brother Monkey was angry, I couldn't say anything, but I didn't understand why the people from the Pheasant Fighting Public Security Bureau came to arrest us after thinking about it for a long time.

After a while, the old man's house arrived, and the so-called house was actually nothing more than a simple thatched house. Looking at the crooked thatched house, I asked worriedly: Old man, you don't seem to be safe! The old man glanced back at me, but he didn't speak, but Brother Monkey spoke: Idiot, you are not allowed to speak from now on! Why does the quality of the words drop when they come to your mouth? After entering, I found that the thatched house outside was just a decoration, it was just an entrance, in fact, the place where the old man lived was set up in a stone cave behind the thatched house.

After entering, I found that the place where the old man lived was quite spacious. The old man put us in a room and went out tremblingly. I said, "Brother Monkey, you see that this old man lives alone in such a place, and he doesn't even have anyone to take care of him." When the old man came in again, I asked him, "Are you old and alone?" As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Monkey made a look at me, and I felt a little abrupt.

However, the old man didn't care at all, and said to himself: There are three evil animals living around here! I understood that the old man had been abandoned by his sons, so I couldn't help but feel a little more pity. After a while, Brother Monkey got up and said that he was going out to hunt hares, and I wanted to go out with him, but Brother Monkey said no, and asked me and Senior Brother Sha to stay with him for a while and come back. The old man didn't seem to like to talk very much, but when it came to his sons, the old man seemed to have a stomach full of words that he didn't say. Senior Brother Sha asked: What are your three old sons doing? The old man looked at us and said, "Cultivation." Monasticism? So it's a Taoist priest? I asked, looking surprised.

The old man glanced at it, but didn't speak. I heard that it was the Taoist priest and Senior Brother Sha who both looked at each other, and after thinking about it, this time they hit the muzzle of the gun again. Do they come to you often? I asked worriedly. The old man finally spoke: If they come often, can I still do this? I'm right to think about it. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, let's not say those words that make the old man unhappy, it's better to say something else.

Although he couldn't say anything else afterward, the old man didn't say a word. It took a long time for Brother Monkey to come back with two big hares hanging from his shoulders. I greeted him and said, "Brother Monkey, why don't you fight two more?" There are four of us, can two hares? Brother Monkey didn't speak, just told me to go to the kitchen to make a fire, saying that he was going to cook himself today.

One of the hares is barbecued, and Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha eat it, and the other is stewed, and I eat it with the old man. Brother Monkey said that there is a reason for this distribution, Brother Monkey said that the intestines are big and the stomach is wide, and the old man has a small appetite, so we just complement each other. When I was eating, I saw that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were eating deliciously, so I asked Senior Brother Sha: Senior Brother Sha, what does it taste like for you? Brother Monkey said: Go and go, and talk about it after eating your own side. The old man really ate relatively little, and he couldn't eat even one leg. Brother Monkey said: How is the nerd? Lao Sun said that it was cheap for you! After eating, we went to sleep, and the three of us were crammed into one bed, looking very uncomfortable. After sleeping on the bed, I whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, the old man said that his three sons are Taoist priests! It's true? When he heard the word "Taoist", Brother Monkey was taken aback. Is that still fake? You can't lie to the old pig at this time, don't believe it, ask Senior Brother Sha yourself! Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, what the second senior brother said is true, it was said by the old man himself. Brother Monkey regained his composure, and after thinking for a while, he said: It's okay, let's leave tomorrow morning, and we won't be able to touch them; Besides, the old man's relationship with his son is so bad, it makes no sense that he suddenly came over. I and Senior Brother Sha both nodded yes. I said Brother Monkey, you are really good, and the analysis is the way. Brother Monkey said: Okay, idiot, you don't have to shoot the horses, hurry up and go to bed, you have to get up early tomorrow.

There was nothing to say all night, we all slept very sweetly, and I woke up once at night, the reason was that I suddenly sounded that there was a little rabbit meat during the day that I hadn't finished eating, and I was a little worried that the old man's rat was stolen for me to eat. But then I wanted to open it again, because it was just a little butt meat, and even if the rats ate it, it wouldn't be a big deal, and I couldn't help but sleep soundly when I thought of it. As the saying goes, what you are afraid of comes, and this is exactly what happened.

After a night of silence, we woke up and asked the old man for some porridge to eat, and then we were ready to go on the road. I complained to Brother Monkey that why didn't he shoot a few hares in the first place? That will allow us to have more rations, on our way forward. Brother Monkey said you are stupid, can rabbit meat be stored for a long time? I'm right to think about it, it seems that I'm making trouble again.

Just as we were about to say goodbye to the old man, there was a sudden shouting sound outside, someone was talking, and then I saw the old man walk in in with a panicked face, and then he closed the door angrily, still panting. Brother Monkey was excited, and hurriedly went up and asked, "What's wrong with you, old man?" Is someone bullying you? If you say it, Lao Sun will teach him a good lesson for you! I said: Yes, old man, my monkey brother is very capable! The old man was silent for a while before he said, "No need, you can go your way." So who's out there? Look, you're scared of this! Senior Brother Sha said. It took a long time for the old man to say, "It's my three evil animals!" Yes? Your son? I asked in a panic.

This time it was the turn of the old man to be depressed: What? Have you seen them? Afraid of them? Brother Monkey hurriedly said that it was not like that, we are just curious, why did they come to you? Doesn't that mean they rarely come to you? The old man said yes, but he didn't know why they came here today, and the old man would definitely not let them in; He kicked me out, and now he doesn't know what to do. Brother Monkey called us aside, and then said, "It seems that we are going to hide, and the Taoist priest must want to eat our meat again." I agree with Brother Monkey's statement, so we went to tell the old man about these situations, and the old man was very surprised after hearing it, and asked: What are you hiding for? I originally wanted to tell him the truth, but then I thought that the old man might not understand, so in the end, Brother Monkey spoke. Brother Monkey said: Old man, the advantage of us hiding is that if your old son dares to do something to you, then we can save you. I thought that Brother Monkey was really a good idea, so I also said: That's right, if your son is rough, then don't we still have help? The old man thought about it for a while, and probably thought we were reasonable, so he told us to hide in the inner room, and he himself opened the door.

Old and immortal! Dallying! It took half a day to open the door! With a "squeak", a rude voice came, and then the sound of ping-pong was heard. I said, "Brother Monkey, what do you think the old man's son is here for?" Brother Monkey said: Where are you talking so much nonsense? Just listen to it? So I had no choice but to keep silent. The voices outside were quiet, as if they had moved to another room next door, vague.

I listened to it for a long time and didn't know what they were talking about, I don't know if Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had collected information, anyway, they were still listening attentively there. After a while, I said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, I want to go to the toilet and shhhh Brother Monkey glanced at me impatiently, and then said: "There are a lot of waste! Hurry up, don't report this kind of thing to me in the future! Good! I agreed, and then turned and headed for the toilet.

Suddenly, I tripped over a rope, and then I heard a ping-pong sound, and I fell to the ground. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both looked back at me, with a suspicious glint in their eyes. Brother Monkey said: What are you doing idiot? Hairy and hairy! I said that the old pig didn't know, and blamed the old man for being too messy in this house.

Who? Suddenly, there was a loud shout outside. I thought about it, it must have been the old man's son who heard the noise and rushed to it at this time. Sure enough, because then I heard the door open. The old man who came in first, followed by a few Taoist priests. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were already hiding at this time, but before I could hide, the door was opened, so I had nowhere to hide. So I hurriedly put on a smiling face and said to them: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I went to the wrong room. Who is he? A Taoist priest pointed at me and asked the old man sharply. Without waiting for the old man to speak, I spoke first: We don't know each other, I'm just a passerby.

Hey? There are two more here! The other Taoist priest then shouted, because he had found Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. I was really careless with Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. The Taoist priest who had asked me before walked up to me and looked at me carefully, and then said, "It looks very chic!" Where to? Ready to come in and steal something, huh?

I was about to speak, but the old man said for me: No, they are just passing...... Less nonsense! Before the old man finished speaking, the Taoist priest shouted violently, and then turned his head to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and said: It turns out that the three of you are quite chic! Who are you? A Taoist priest asked. Just when Brother Monkey was about to open his mouth to speak, the old man said something that should not have happened, which directly affected our later fate: they went to the mysterious space.

Yes? Mysterious space! The Taoist priest exclaimed: I can't see that you are really capable, how dare a person who doesn't have two brushes go to the mysterious space? Since things have already come to this, if we hide it any more, it will be very unsightly, so Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha simply walked out from behind the door and said to the Taoist priest: What is it? A Taoist priest said, "Seeing that you have a true qi revealed in you, you must have practiced for many years, right?" It seems that they are really experts, and they can see through our hole cards at a glance. But we're embarrassed to answer this question directly.

Then the three of them gathered together and muttered for a while, and then began to look at us with a strange look. I said, "Brother Monkey, look at their fascinated looks, as if we are women." Brother Monkey said a very classic sentence: It's better to be a woman than a woman. Brother Monkey said, it seems that we are in trouble again today.

Sure enough, the three Taoist priests began to slowly move closer to us after muttering for a while. What are you doing? I asked warily. Since you have all cultivated to the essence, then we will not be polite, and we will catch you to eat to deepen our vitality. A Taoist priest said. Brother Monkey, did you hear me? They're going to eat us! I said. The old man disagreed at first, and ran up to stop us and said, "You bunch of evil animals! Still don't do much bad things? Sooner or later you will be struck to death by lightning; If any of you dare to touch them, Lao Tzu will fight with you! After saying that, the old man spread his arms and swayed from side to side like a hen protecting her chicks.

The old man had just finished speaking, and a crisp slap fell on his face, and then the old man floated to the side like a dead leaf. I originally wanted to tell the old man that I didn't need to, but who knew that before I could say anything, the stinky Taoist priests would take action! It's disgusting! This shows the enthusiasm of the action.

Fortunately, Senior Brother Sha was quick and quick, and he caught the old man with a lunge. You will not die well! The old man is scolding his Taoist son again. Senior Brother Sha said: Old man, you dissipate your anger, we don't have Wang Laoji to drink for you when you are on fire.

After slapping the old man open, the three Taoist priests continued to surround us, and finally surrounded us in a three-legged situation. I said, "Brother Monkey, what should we do now?" Brother Monkey said: Don't be afraid, be improvised, it is estimated that their spells will not be above us. Senior Brother Sha said: Let's run away, shall we? Brother Monkey said that it was not good. I said yes, I can't escape the monk but can't escape the temple, some things always have to be experienced in person.

After the Taoist priest surrounded us, he all crossed his legs. I was thinking about preemptively, so I flew and kicked at a nearby Taoist priest, thinking that if they cast a spell later, it would be difficult for us to get out. At the moment when I was about to kick him, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my head, so I planted it on the ground with a "poof", and rolled on the ground with both hands covering my head. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with you? After saying that, he let go of the old man and came to see me.

But before Senior Brother Sha could get close to me, Senior Brother Sha suddenly fell to the ground, also holding his head and rolling, and rolling while rolling*. It wasn't until I rolled to Brother Monkey's side that I saw Brother Monkey fall to the ground at some point, and he was also covering his head and shouting pain.

When the old man saw that the three of us had fallen to the ground in an instant, he couldn't help but get anxious, and then scolded twice and threw himself at the three Taoist priests. There was only a "clang" sound, and the old man was beaten into the corner by one of his sons, and then lay there motionless. Brother Monkey said: Brother Sha, the three of us endure the pain together, and each of us greets one, and Lao Sun doesn't believe that he can't kill them! After one, two, three, we split up and kicked them all to the ground with one kick. As soon as a few Taoist priests fell to the ground, our headaches were all cured again.

The speed of the Taoist priest was much faster than ours, because before we could make a further attack, the three Taoist priests surrounded us again with a three-legged posture with lightning speed. This time they came up with a new gadget - a bowl. It was the kind of bowl used for eating, but the shape was slightly different, and the Taoist priest put the bowl in front of them, and then began to chant the incantation, gurgling. I immediately hugged my head, and Brother Monkey asked the nerd, what are you doing? I said that if they do this, our heads must not hurt? Brother Monkey said: Cut, how do you know you'll have a headache before it starts? That's right, because the Taoist priests still didn't feel any pain in my head after chanting for a long time.

It's very depressing, and I don't know what the hell they're up to. Suddenly, a dazzling light radiated from the bowl in front of the Taoist priests, and then, the light became stable, like a powerful flashlight emitting a bright light in the dark night. It seems that these Taoist priests still haven't cultivated in vain, at least their trick really makes my old pig refreshed. Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey in a low voice: Senior Brother, what are they doing here? Brother Monkey said: Wait and see.

As a result, we waited for a disaster, so sometimes Brother Monkey's words are not credible. After a moment of glow in the bowl in front of the priest, one of the priests stopped purring and stood up and held the bowl in his hand, leaving only the other two priests there to continue their grunting.

The Taoist priest picked up the big bowl in his hand and turned it over to face us. The light from the bowl was so dazzling that I couldn't open my eyes, and I couldn't even see the surrounding scene clearly. Brother Monkey spoke: Senior Brother Sha, don't run around, it's best to hold hands. I said, Brother Monkey, don't be funny, the old pig can't see where to run. Although I couldn't see anything, I could still feel that my body was gradually becoming warmer, as if summer had arrived.

Suddenly, I felt like my body was becoming frivolous, then I felt as if I was soaring into the air, then I felt like I had fallen to the ground, and then I was able to open my eyes and see the scene outside. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were next to me, also lying on the ground. I saw that this seems to be a basin, and we are in the basin. I crawled over and asked Brother Monkey to see, and Brother Monkey said that he had seen it a long time ago, but he also didn't understand where it was.

Suddenly, Senior Brother Sha shouted again: Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, look. Where? I asked. Ahh Senior Brother Sha said. We all looked in the direction pointed by Senior Brother Sha, and saw that the three Taoist priests were all sitting cross-legged on the edge of the basin, laughing contemptuously. Brother Monkey thought for a moment and said: Oh, Lao Sun knows what's going on! Senior Brother Sha said: What's going on? I said yes, if you have something to say, don't hold it in your stomach, that's not good. Brother Monkey said: We are in the bowl now! In a bowl? I and Senior Brother Sha looked at each other. Brother Monkey said: That's right, didn't the Taoist priests just now take out a bowl? Now we're in that bowl. Impossible! I said: That bowl is so small, you see how spacious the location we are talking about now! Senior Brother Sha didn't believe it either. Brother Monkey said believe it or not, you can look up and see if the edges are very neat.

When we looked up, in addition to seeing the sinister smiling faces of the three Taoist priests, we also saw neat edges; Combined with Brother Monkey's statement, we finally figured it out, so we are really in the bowl. Upon closer inspection, I saw that the top of the bowl was shining with gold, covering the entire bowl. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you rush up and see if you can get out! I said, "Huh? I'm an old pig again? Didn't you see three Taoist priests sitting on it? Isn't the old pig asking for trouble when he goes up? Brother Monkey said: Where are you doing so much nonsense? If you are told to go, you will go? Is it possible that I have to go to my grandson in person? Can you handle something if something happens like that? Go for it! Who's afraid of whom! I yelled, and then I took off into the air.

My prediction was not wrong at all, and I really couldn't get out, because I had just flown to the place where the golden light was shining, and I immediately felt something hard above my head, and then I felt a pain in my heart, and then I fell straight from the air, and fell to the ground with a "pop". You okay? Second Senior Brother. Senior Brother Sha hurriedly came up and helped me up and asked. What's wrong? Nerds. Brother Monkey also came up and asked. What else can I do? Didn't you see the old pig's performance just now! I said indignantly. Brother Monkey laughed and said that you are so ambitious, stupid, such a little setback knocked you down. I said that the old pig is not unambitious, so you can try it instead, and ensure that the ass falls redder than the red light! Brother Monkey smiled again, and then stopped talking, but turned to look at the Taoist priest above.

When the three Taoist priests saw that I had fallen, they immediately laughed, very insidious, and terrifying. One of the Taoist priests said, "If you can break through the golden light on my golden basin today, then we are really in vain; Let's go, let's prepare soju and stew them to eat meat later! The Taoist priest turned to the other two Taoist priests and beckoned them. After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he gave us a meaningful look, and then really left. A golden basin? I'm more suspicious, I don't know if the word "golden basin washing hands" has anything to do with it? Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you thinking? I said no. I said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, you should think of a way, why don't you go up and try it? Maybe I'll be able to get out. Brother Monkey thought about it for a while, and probably thought that what I said made sense, so after thinking about it for a while, he jumped suddenly and went up in an instant. It seems that Brother Monkey is ready because he didn't fall off. It seems that we are indeed powerless, that golden light, because Brother Monkey also failed to get out.

Just when we were depressed, there was a sudden sound of talking from above, and then the Taoist priests appeared. The Taoist priests tied us with a very strange rope, although it looked very thin, but in fact I tried to break free, and it was very strong at all. The Taoist priest escorted us out, and then tied us to a pillar in the kitchen, so we couldn't move.

After that, the Taoist priests began to sharpen their knives and prepare to slaughter us. But just when they were about to do it, and we hadn't figured out a way to do it, something unexpected happened, because the three Taoist priests had a disagreement about how to eat us.

They should be boiled and eaten! A Taoist priest said. No way! They should be steamed and eaten! Another Taoist priest said. No, they should be grilled and eaten. The third Taoist priest said. As soon as the third Taoist priest finished speaking, Qian and the two Taoist priests immediately objected together: Barbecue and eat? How's that going to work? The nutrition is gone! As a result, the third Taoist priest died down. You still say that what about him, the nutrition you boiled and ate has gone to the soup, where is the quality of steamed meat? One of the remaining two refutes the other. Where is steamed pork? There is no dry soup at all, and all the nutrients are evaporated! The Taoist priest who was refuted retorted again.

So, the three of them quarreled with their own families over how to eat us in advance, and instead put our business aside. Listening to their noisy and loud shouting, I couldn't bear it anymore, and said in a loud voice: Don't make any noise, okay! When a few Taoist priests heard me say this, they really stopped making noise.

I said: It seems that you are not stupid, why can't you even do this little thing? Wouldn't it be okay for each of the three of you? The three Taoist priests looked at each other for a moment, then muttered, and then quarreled again. I said, "What's wrong again?" Isn't this a good idea? One of the Taoist priests said: Good is good, but the three of you are fat and thin, who suffers and who makes money? I said you guys are stupid, just guess rock-paper-scissors? The three Taoist priests looked at each other again, and then suddenly said: Yes, why didn't we think of it? After saying that, the three of them really guessed that rock-paper-scissors were coming.

I said: Brother Monkey, you can do it, the old pig is completely out of tricks now. Brother Monkey said: Adapt! Improvise! Finally separated into you and me, the Taoist priest who was assigned to me was frowning, and the Taoist priest who was assigned to Brother Monkey had a sad face. Just as they were about to make a move on me, Brother Monkey suddenly screamed "click". The Taoist priest said, "What's the matter?" Brother Monkey said: Don't do anything to him first, you should let my grandson come first, the grandson's neck is thin, and it is just right to try whether your knife is fast, otherwise it will not be good to cut the pig's head meat.

Seeing that Brother Monkey was relieving me, I also hurriedly said: That's it, let's try him first, my old pig's meat is expensive, and it's not good to spoil it. It is estimated that those Taoist priests thought that what we said made sense, so they finally went to Brother Monkey.

One of them put Brother Monkey down, and then the other person took a machete and slashed at Brother Monkey's head. I and Senior Brother Sha don't look around, and I don't know if Brother Monkey can escape. I only heard a "bang", but I didn't hear a click. I hurriedly turned my head to look, but Brother Monkey was gone.

Nerds! What do you see? My grandson is here! Brother Monkey's voice suddenly came. I turned my head to look, and it turned out that Brother Monkey was behind me. Brother Monkey, hurry up and untie the rope on our body, you have a helper! Brother Monkey said he was not in a hurry, and then began to toss in the back.

Just when a Taoist priest had just walked up to me and was about to launch an attack on the monkey brother standing behind me, I suddenly felt that the rope was loose, and then I struggled hard, and sure enough, I broke free. It just so happened that before the Taoist priest could attack Brother Monkey, I preemptively struck him with an uppercut punch in the stomach, and then the Taoist priest bent down with an "ah". Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't worry about him, you hurry up and save Senior Brother Sha, and wait for my grandson to repair them in person. So I stepped back, and then went to Senior Brother Sha's side.

Obviously, those Taoist priests are not our opponents, so we will take them all down after dividing them by two. Now that they have no golden basin, they are like a toothless tiger, and they are not vulnerable at all. So it was quickly beaten by us.

The old man had already rushed over at some point, and praised our skill, saying that otherwise, I really didn't know how to discipline them. I said that the old man made a mistake, we don't call it technology, we call it magic. The old man said, "Oh! Hearing that the Taoist priest was unfilial to the old man, Brother Monkey criticized them viciously, and those Taoist priests seemed to feel that they had reformed themselves, because they promised to take care of the old man for a long time in the future.

The old man said angrily: Look at your virtue, take care of yourself; The old body does not need to be taken care of by you. I said that the old man, don't say that, it's still pretty good to have a tea and water hand over when you're old in the future. The old man thought for a while and said: It seems that yes, then you will raise me from now on! The old man said to the three Taoist priests. Did you hear me? Brother Monkey shouted. I heard it, I heard it! The three Taoist priests replied again and again as if they were pecking rice. After that, we rested at the old man's house for the night, and set off again early the next morning.