Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (51)
I don't know how, it's been a very hot day these days, and I'm leaving my chest open and leaking air as I walk. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, it seems that we have arrived at the Flame Mountain again. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, you have a lot of imagination, you must go back to write a book in the future, just call Rulai to help. As I walked, I said: I don't know how far the end of this mysterious space is, as if there is no end at all. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you are not wrong at all. I said worriedly: Will it be delayed like when we went to the west to learn scriptures before? Senior Brother Sha said that it should not be, according to the concept of time in this is inconsistent with our concept of time outside, so although we feel that it has been a long time, it has not been long. Brother Monkey agrees with Senior Brother Sha's statement. Senior Brother Sha finally summed up and said: Second Senior Brother, as the saying goes, "As long as there is perseverance, the iron pestle can be sharpened into a needle, as long as we persevere to the end, we can always reach the end of the mysterious space, right?" Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, don't mess with the nerd, he must be thinking about his Qing sister again. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, is this really the case? I didn't answer. Brother Monkey said: You don't need to ask; You don't have to be afraid, nerd, if you meet the market town again, we will definitely call you the best local pheasant for you, so that you can have a good time, how about it? All right! I said.
Just as we were talking and laughing, the sky suddenly became cloudy again, Brother Monkey looked around the sky for a while, and then said: "It's not good, it's going to rain heavily, we have to find a place to shelter from the rain quickly."
So we fled with Brother Monkey. But unfortunately, before we could find a place to shelter from the rain, it began to rain heavily, as if the Milky Way had burst its embankment. We found a relatively large tree to hide underneath, and Senior Brother Sha said, "Senior Brother, I heard the teacher say that this is not very safe!" Brother Monkey said: As long as you can find another place for metaphors, Lao Sun doesn't mind going with you. It used to feel hot, but now it's raining and it's cold. The rain finally subsided, and we continued to move on.
Finally, Brother Monkey, who was walking at the front of the line, shouted: Senior Brother Sha, nerd! Hurry up, there's a family in front of you! I and Senior Brother Sha immediately lifted their spirits, and immediately rushed to Brother Monkey's side at a gallop. Looking in the direction pointed by Brother Monkey, I saw a house standing on the hillside not far away, although it didn't look very big, but it was enough to rekindle some hope.
So we ran in that direction with all our might. Brother Monkey was the first to arrive there, and Senior Brother Sha and I arrived later. When we got there, we saw Brother Monkey sitting on the threshold with his head down. Brother Monkey, what's wrong? Closed doors? I asked. It's good to have closed-door soup to eat, the key is that you don't have to eat closed-door soup! Brother Monkey said indignantly. Brother Monkey, what do you mean by that? I asked. Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said: Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother means that there is no one living here! It's true? I was taken aback: it can't be! How can such a good house be unoccupied?
I was puzzled. After that, I squeezed in with Senior Brother Sha next to Brother Monkey, looking around. Really! The room was empty, there weren't even pots and pans on the stove, and there were cobwebs all over the corners. Senior Brother Sha said: It seems that there has been no one living in it for a long time, Second Senior Brother, let's go out. I shivered and said, "Senior Brother Sha, don't you feel a little cold?" Senior Brother Sha thought for a moment and said: It seems to be a little. I said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, come in and sit! How cold it is at the door! You're not cold, are you?
It is estimated that it was Brother Monkey who reacted and really came in. I'm rummaging around again. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it's useless for you to look for it, even if the owner of this house left food before leaving, it would have already rotted according to the current situation! I said: The old pig just wants to find two torn clothes to wear, and the old pig is very cold. Senior Brother Sha said: Oh! I see, then I'll help you find it.
After saying that, Senior Brother Sha really came to help me find it. Huangtian lived up to his painstaking efforts, and finally, after we went through rounds of rummaging, we finally found a few decent clothes. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, give two pieces to my grandson, don't say it, I really feel a little cold. In the end, I wore three pieces by myself, Senior Brother Sha wore two, and Brother Monkey only wore one. I said: Brother Monkey, you don't work at all, you should only wear one. After putting it on, I felt much more comfortable, so we started to stand in the door and look out again. Senior Brother Sha said: Alas, it was hard to find a family, but there was nothing, it was really boring! Brother Monkey looked at the fresh fields outside and said, "We can't stay here, we have to keep going." Senior Brother Sha said: That's the only way for now. So we decided to go on.
But before we could step out of the room, I suddenly felt a stomachache, and it was very bad, so I squatted down after saying "oops". Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, who were walking in front, turned around and asked, "What's wrong with you, idiot?" Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with you? I said that the old pig suddenly felt a terrible pain in his stomach, as if he was going to poop. Brother Monkey said: Since it's poop, don't force it! Hurry up, we'll be waiting for you here! When I turned around, I realized that things were not as simple as I imagined, because as soon as I turned around, I immediately felt that my whole body was tightened, as if I was wearing thousands of pounds of armor.
Ah! So I couldn't help but scream again. In the end, I finally reacted, it was because the clothes on my body were too tight, and my stomach hurt just now because of my grievances. Just as I was about to take off the clothes I had just put on, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha suddenly heard a cry of "oops".
I looked back, and saw that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were all squatting on the ground at this time, saying that their bodies were so tight that they felt very uncomfortable. I said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha: Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, the old pig feels the same as you, because the clothes on his body are too tight, let's take it off and be fine.
When I said this, I was going to unbutton it. It is estimated that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha think that what I said makes sense, because they are also taking off their clothes. But things are getting more and more complicated, because I suddenly find that the clothes I am wearing on my body can't be untied! It's like it grows on me! Moreover, Brother Monkey, the situation on their side is exactly the same as mine, they also want to take off their clothes but can't do anything. I said: Brother Monkey, it's broken, this dress doesn't seem to be normal! Brother Monkey said: Grandma's, it seems that we have fallen for some people's schemes again!
When I heard that we had been tricked, I suddenly felt scared, so I hurried to Brother Monkey and them. But I had just taken my first steps and had already fallen because the clothes and pants on my body were so tight. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, are you okay! Then I wanted to come over to help me, but unfortunately Senior Brother Sha was also tripped up.
Senior Brother Sha said while pulling the clothes on his body: "Oh, it makes me feel so good." Only Brother Monkey was still standing there and struggling hard, seemingly planning to tear off the clothes on his body, but it seemed to be to no avail.
Hahahaha...... just as we were puzzled by what was going on, there was a burst of laughter outside the house.
Who? Brother Monkey was the first to ask vigilantly. No one answered Brother Monkey's question, but not long after the whisper passed, two people came in outside the door, but because they were facing away from the light, they couldn't see their faces clearly, but they could vaguely see that it was two men, and their voices were to distinguish them together. Who are you? I asked. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, don't speak so loudly, maybe they are passing by, so we can still ask them for help! I said:, passers-by can't gloat! Who are you? Brother Monkey is asking again.
You'll find out who we are later, but I'll have to ask you first. Actually, one person said. They were still standing in the doorway, and the whole person was still in the light of a bright light, so we still couldn't see their faces clearly. We're on the way! Brother Monkey replied succinctly.
Passing? They clearly don't believe what we say. Senior Brother Sha also regarded them as good people, and begged: Brother, we are really passing by, we just wanted to find something to eat when we entered the house, but I didn't expect to be strangled by this clothes, please help, let us out, if this is your house, then I'm really sorry, I'm sorry.
Hahahaha...... the two people laughed again and said: Let you go? It's really wishful thinking, the three of us brothers finally found out the news of you, and it took a lot of effort to set up this formation, the purpose is to catch you, how can there be any reason to let you go? We don't know each other, why do you want to arrest us? Senior Brother Sha asked.
Strangers? Yes, yes, but in a way we've known each other for a long time. What do you mean by that? Brother Monkey asked. I said, "Brother, can you stand in and let us see your appearance clearly?" The two men were still standing there motionless, and one of them said, "We are cultivators from the nearby mountains, and we devote ourselves to cultivation every day, and we are very depressed; A few days ago, I heard that there will be three King Kong incorruptible bodies that are going to the end of the mysterious space, and they look very ugly, and eating their flesh can increase their cultivation, so I specially set up a battle here, I didn't expect you to be really fooled, hahahaha.......
It turns out that he is really a Taoist priest! After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he burst out laughing. We're just in a hurry, and we don't know what you're talking about "the end of the mysterious space" and what "King Kong is not bad", so let us go quickly, otherwise you will look good! Brother Monkey said. Hahahaha...... the Taoist priest laughed again and said: Hugh has to deny it, it's obviously you! The Taoist priest said in a very affirmative tone. What do you mean by that? Brother Monkey asked. That's not simple, since those three people are extremely ugly, and then compare your appearance, then it must be you.
Bah!! I said two words vigorously, and then said: There are obviously uglier people in the world than us! The Taoist priest didn't argue with me, as if my old pig was talking nonsense, without any weight. I thought that once we go out, we must teach the guy who said we were ugly a good lesson.
It's just that now the light obscures my vision, and I can't see his appearance clearly. Without further ado, let us go! Otherwise, you look good! Brother Monkey threatened them again. Hahahaha...... Taoist priest laughed again and said, "I look good"? Can you still move? If you can stand up and punch me twice right now, I'm not going to fight back. It is estimated that Brother Monkey realized that what the Taoist priest said was true, so he stopped talking to them loudly in the end.
Dare to ask the name of the elder honor? Brother Monkey asked.
Known as the Thousand Silk Road Chief, this is my junior brother, known as the Hundred Silk Road Chief, and there is also a Ten Silk Road Chief, named Ten Silk Road Chief. Senior brother, why are you talking so much with them? They are all people who are about to be eaten by us! Chief Baisi Dao said. It was because they were about to be eaten by us that they were told that now they are so dead and blind. I thought that this time I had met a real master.
After the chief whispered to the chief, he went out, and after a loud whistle, the sound of tapping and tapping sounded outside. Senior Brother Sha said that it seemed to be the sound of horses' hooves. I said Senior Brother Sha, you heard it wrong, it's the sound of people running. Senior Brother Sha said: Oh, running so loudly, how many people should there be? Senior Brother Sha was right, it didn't take long for almost a room full of people to come into the house, densely packed. I said, brother, you really look down on us, and you actually used so many people to arrest us.
The chief said: It is said that your kung fu is very good, but now that you have met my three brothers, it is difficult to fly even if you have wings. Senior Brother Sha said: That's it! Is that! You'd better evacuate some and leave a few behind. It's a pity that the Thousand Silk Dao Commander didn't let Senior Brother Sha's wishful thinking kick off. Then a great crowd came, and they took us up, and tied us with a kind of transparent rope, very thin, and sure enough, like silk; But it's very strong, because I tried it, and I couldn't break free at all. When the Taoist priests tied us up, I looked very impatient and said: Boss, you have to take off the clothes we wore just now! In case we are strangled by your eldest brother's cast clothes, then you will not be able to eat and walk around. It is estimated that the Taoist chief heard my words and thought it was reasonable, so in the end he really asked those Taoist priests to take off the clothes that were tightly bound on our bodies.
It was really the result of the Thousand Silk Dao Chief's spell casting, because when he took it off, he personally came to us to do the spell to succeed. No wonder I couldn't take it off just now! Many times I tried to break free from the rope I was tied to my body, but I couldn't. At first, I thought that this rope was so thin that it would be easy to break free, but now it seems that the title of the chief of the thousand silk road and the head of the hundred silk road is not in vain, and there are really two brushes.
And I also tried to instigate Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha to break free, Brother Monkey said: Do you still need to say this? I don't know how many times I've tried! The chief of the Thousand Silk Road seemed to see through our thoughts and said: Save it, don't waste your efforts! How can I be a waste of fame? Well, it really lives up to its name! I muttered. Escort them back! The Chief of the Thousand Silk Road commanded. So a group of people escorted us into the distance.
They stopped in front of a cave, and some of them went into the cave one after another. Is there a mistake? It's a cave again! Feed! Are you so poor? Don't even have the money to build a house? I said indignantly. As soon as I finished speaking, a "snap" slap flew over, and I didn't even see who hit it clearly! Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha just pursed their lips and smiled when they saw this, as if they were saying: Look at how dare you talk more! After escorting us in, the Taoist commander of Qiansi instructed a group of Taoist priests to light a fire and boil water, saying that they were going to eat us tonight, saying that they were afraid of long nights and dreams.
Senior Brother Sha looked panicked and said, "Senior Brother, what should we do now?" Brother Monkey struggled to break free again, but the rope on his body did not slacken. Brother Monkey said: You have seen it, and there is nothing that Lao Sun can do. Without further ado!! Just as a few of us were muttering, a rude voice sounded, and then I saw a Taoist priest with a meaty face walking over. I really don't know how he became a Taoist priest! He's a killer! Who's talking? The guy seemed angry. Who are you? Brother Monkey asked rhetorically.
That guy seems to be more disgusted by Brother Monkey's words, because we haven't answered his question "Who is talking". But he finally answered Brother Monkey's question: Who am I? I'm the executioner in charge of slaughtering you tonight! Your destiny is now in my hands! Got it? Got it! Got it! Brother Monkey replied like a chicken pecking rice. Dude; I smiled and said to the guy with a meaty face: Hurry up and be ruthless when you start later! Then the old pig also walked neatly. Unexpectedly, he behaved very boldly at this time, "bang bang" his chest for a while, and then said: You can rest assured that no one who died under my hands has ever suffered, and I guarantee that it will be clean and neat! Hearing him say this, I was more relieved. What's wrong? It's not just the three of us who have died at your hands? Brother Monkey asked sensitively.
The Hengrou Taoist priest glanced at us vigilantly, and then said with a sigh of relief: "Seeing that you are also people who are about to whine, it doesn't hurt to tell you, our boss, basically we have to eat one person every month, saying that it can increase cultivation; But I don't eat it, I'm afraid! Well, it looks like this guy just can't help himself.
Who's your boss? Brother Monkey asked. Even I think Brother Monkey is talking nonsense, but I didn't debunk it, after all, it's a very shameless thing. As expected, the Taoist priest with a meaty face said: Thousand silk Dao is long! After finishing speaking, the guy with a meaty face said: Okay, I won't tell you, now we just know each other, and you can walk more steadily later! Alas! I heard the Taoist priest with a meaty face let out a long sigh, as if he had been greatly wronged. Brother Monkey! You've figured out a way to get out! I said anxiously. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, why are you in a hurry? Isn't Lao Sun thinking about this? I said: Brother Monkey, think slowly, you should go to the big iron pot and think slowly! It didn't take long for the house over there to be a lively scene.
Bring them all here! It is the voice of the chief of the thousand threads.
Be! Someone agreed. And then someone actually came kicking and stomping over. Walk! One of them shouted, and pushed me back.
So the three of us were escorted to another steaming room, which was full of firewood, which seemed to be the kitchen, and the chief of the Thousand Silk Road, the Chief of the Hundred Silk Road, and the Chief of the Ten Silk Road all sat on the firewood stack, looking at us with a kind of lustful eyes. Which one should be killed first? Chitoshi Michichi asked hesitantly.
Kill the fat head and big ears first, fat and healthy, it must be delicious! Ten Silk Road Chief said. No, it's better to kill that skinny monkey first, it's easier to cook, aren't we all hungry? Chief Baisi Dao said. Before he could speak, he seemed to be still thinking about it, as if a general was inspecting his subordinates.
In the end, Brother Monkey spoke, and he smiled and said to the Thousand Silk Dao Chief: Dao Chief, Lao Sun's body is full of lean meat, which is more in line with everyone's taste, so it's better to kill me first! Seeing that Brother Monkey was finally willing to come forward, I hurriedly helped and said: Yes! Oh, yes! The old pig is full of fat, it's not delicious, it's better to eat the lean monkey first, the lean meat is not delicious after a long time! Qiansi Daoist thought seriously for a while, probably because he thought that what we said was more reasonable, so he said: Okay, let's kill the thin monkey first; Someone! Hit the skinny monkey first! Here it comes! With a sound of response, the Taoist priest with a meaty face who was chatting with us in the back room just now ran over.
Pull him out and slaughter him! The chief of the Thousand Silk Road pointed at Brother Monkey and said. Okay! The Taoist priest with a face full of flesh should admit the Tao. Then he came over to pull Brother Monkey, and said while pulling: Brother, I'm sorry! Brother Monkey smiled and said: It's okay! It's okay! I said: Brother, you must be neat when you start! Got it! Got it! The Taoist priest with a meaty face happily agreed. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, let's pray for Senior Brother together! All right! I said.
Then I bowed my head and prayed. Just before I could say "Amen", I suddenly heard a scream outside, "Ah", and then I heard shouting outside, and then someone shouted: Oh no! Oh no! He's running! Senior Brother Sha looked very happy and said: Second Senior Brother, did you hear, they said that Senior Brother ran away! I said, "That's good!" That's good.
Hearing the shouting outside, the chief of the Thousand Silk Road, the chief of the hundred silk road, and the chief of the ten silk road all ran out, and asked as they ran: Where did they go? Where did you go? Then the shouting grew louder and louder, and then the shouting grew farther and farther away, and it seemed that they were chasing them into the distance.
As soon as the Thousand Silk Daoist and they left, all the Taoist priests in this room followed out, so that in the end, only me and Senior Brother Sha were left. I said worriedly: This time fuck it, Brother Monkey ran away so irresponsibly, so won't they take us next? Alas! Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are such a pest! Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you can't say that, Senior Brother, he will definitely come back to save us. I said, "I hope so."
As soon as the words fell, I only heard Brother Monkey's voice and sounded: Senior Brother Sha, nerd! What are you talking about? Hearing that it was Brother Monkey's voice, Senior Brother Sha and I immediately cheered up: Brother Monkey, where are you, didn't they chase you? Hurry up and come out and save us! Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, are you okay? Although I didn't see Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey's voice came again: What can Lao Sun do? Senior Brother Sha, you wait for a while, and Lao Sun will go out and send those Taoist priests to save you. After that, Brother Monkey disappeared. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, look, I said that Senior Brother will come back to save us, threesomes and threesomes, it must take three people to make the trip! It's really interesting for me to think about Senior Brother Sha, and I actually understand the meaning of "threesome" like that.
After that, I chatted with Senior Brother Sha about some happier topics, and I said that once Brother Monkey rescued us, I must teach a good lesson to that Qiansi Dao! Senior Brother Sha said that's good, I'll be your assistant when the time comes. Just as we were talking happily, Brother Monkey suddenly broke in.
Brother Monkey looked outside in a panic and said: Oh no, they chased in! I said: Brother Monkey, you are really, what are you afraid of chasing in? Wouldn't it be okay to do it with them? Hurry up and untie us to help you. But before Brother Monkey's plan could be implemented, the shouting from outside broke in.
Get them! It is the voice of the chief of the thousand threads. As a last resort, Brother Monkey had to let go and untie only half of the ropes on my body to deal with the Taoist priests who came, but Senior Brother Sha didn't have time to move at all. The Taoist priests swarmed and surrounded Brother Monkey, so that Brother Monkey almost had the power to parry.
Nerds! Hurry up and help! Brother Monkey shouted, looking very anxious. I complained and said: Brother Monkey, you are really, why are you only half of it! I have to be an old pig, and now I am in a dilemma! Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, try to break free again, maybe you can break free; Senior brother, did you untie half of it? Not to mention, Senior Brother Sha is still very smart sometimes, for example, now, the rope on my body has really been broken by me.
So I turned around and went to untie the rope on Senior Brother Sha's body, but unfortunately my whereabouts were discovered by the Thousand Silk Dao Chief, and I only heard him shouting: You go over there! Can't let those two run away again! Then someone came running, and I had to deal with them first. In the end, Senior Brother Sha actually got down from the pillar by himself, ran to my side, and came to help me deal with those Taoist priests. I said: Senior Brother Sha, how did you come down? Senior Brother Sha said with a smile: Just like you, you will come down after a long time.
It is estimated that he saw the last Senior Brother Sha also coming down from the pillar, so the Thousand Silk Dao Leader looked very annoyed, and he ordered the Hundred Silk Dao Leader and the Ten Silk Dao Leader to come over to deal with the two of us in person. I thought that this thousand silk dao chief really looked up to my old pig, and actually asked his brother to deal with me personally. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, people don't look up to you, but they like this pile of meat on your body! I am looking for Sisha, and my brother is right.
Brother Monkey fought and retreated, and finally retreated to our side. Brother Monkey said: It's good to have a care for the three of them together. I thought that Brother Monkey must be unable to resist, so I want us to share the burden with him. Although I thought we could resist it before, it wasn't until the Hundred Silk Road Leader and the Ten Silk Road Leader came on the field that I found that I was gradually unable to do it. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, we can't drag it out any longer, we have to leave quickly. It is estimated that Brother Monkey also felt that Senior Brother Sha was reasonable, so after shouting "withdraw", he took the lead and moved in the direction of the cave entrance. After me, Senior Brother Sha walked at the rear.
Just as we were about to leave the cave door, we suddenly heard Senior Brother Sha, who was walking at the back, screaming "ah", looking very painful. Brother Monkey and I hurriedly turned their heads to look, only to find that Senior Brother Sha had been caught in the hands of the Thousand Silk Dao Chief, and Senior Brother Sha was tied to a thin, transparent rope again. I suddenly thought of a word, called "tragically poisoned". Senior Brother Sha! Me and Brother Monkey basically screamed at the same time. What's wrong with you? I asked. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother are not good, I am entangled by them again. I know! I said, how the hell is entangled? Brother Monkey said, idiot, why can't you tell the difference between what you do? Is that what you're talking about? After saying that, Brother Monkey was ready to step forward to save Senior Brother Sha.
But it's a pity that before Brother Monkey approached Senior Brother Sha, there was another thin, transparent silk thread in the hand of the Chief of the Hundred Silk Road in the direction of Brother Monkey. Fortunately, Brother Monkey quickly dodged it with his eyes, otherwise he would definitely be poisoned as well. I also took the opportunity to rush forward, preparing to recapture Senior Brother Sha from the hands of the Thousand Silk Road Chief.
said that it was too late, and it was fast, and there was also a silk thread in the hand of the ten silk road chiefs who flew towards me, but fortunately I dodged it in time. Just before I could stabilize my body, the silk thread in the hand of the Ten Silk Dao Leader flew over again. At the same time, the silk thread in the hand of the chief of the hundred silk road also flew in the direction of Brother Monkey. In this way, we can't get close to Senior Brother Sha, and we can only deal with them within a certain fixed range.
Not only that, but the Hundred Silk Dao Chiefs and the Ten Silk Dao Chiefs began to attack, and gradually forced over; Moreover, there are also a large number of Taoist priests behind us, trying to attack us at any time. In this way, we can only protect ourselves, so we can only watch Senior Brother Sha being tied to the pillar by them again. After tying up Senior Brother Sha, the Thousand Silk Daoist asked the two Taoist priests to watch him there, and then he himself walked towards us. I said: Brother Monkey, if we continue like this, we can only be arrested, let's escape first and then find a way, it is estimated that they will not do anything to Senior Brother Sha for a while. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Well, it makes sense, let's fight and retreat, and you go first when you get to the gate of the stone cave. Good! I said. The plan went well, I was the first to go out, and then Brother Monkey jumped out of it.
Don't let them run away, chase them back! I heard the Thousand Silk Road Chief shouting, and I looked angry. Then many Taoist priests poured out of the mouth of the cave, shouting and shouting to kill. Brother Monkey said: We can't fall in love with each other, we have to leave quickly, and it is obviously not possible to fight hard. I said okay, the old pig is under your command.
Now when they go outside, even if they want to, they can't stop it, because the outside is not their territory, so they won't listen to them. Brother Monkey and I ran all the way, and finally, the shouting and killing behind became smaller and smaller, and finally, we ran into the dense jungle again.
It was getting late, and Brother Monkey said: Rest for a while, and then figure out a way later. But a short break will not solve the problem, for the old pig's belly is already growling. Brother Monkey said: No way, the hard years are to endure more. However, the problem was finally solved, that is, I ate some mountain fruits picked by Brother Monkey and felt much better. Brother Monkey said we had to wait until it was completely dark. I said worriedly: Will Senior Brother Sha be in danger then? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Probably not, Senior Brother Sha alone is not enough for them to stuff their teeth, it is estimated that if you really get him to eat, those Taoist priests will have to fight. I said: "Should" is not necessarily? If Senior Brother Sha was really eaten by them, then we would be more fucked. Brother Monkey comforted and said You can rest assured, Lao Sun has an intuition that those Taoist priests will not do anything to Senior Brother Sha for the time being, and we will definitely be able to rescue him at night. I have to think about it like this, sometimes and sometimes, there are things, as if we have no other way but to believe.
I took a nap by the way, and when I was in a daze, I heard Brother Monkey calling me, "Idiot!" Nerds! ”。 What's the matter? I asked sleepily. Walk! Save Senior Brother Sha! Brother Monkey said.
So I had no choice but to get up, shouting as I went: The old pig hasn't slept well yet! Sleep later! Sleep later! Brother Monkey comforted. Smear came to the stone cave, and could vaguely see that there were still lights inside, Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you go to call the battle! Why am you me? What are you doing? I asked. Brother Monkey said: If you are told to go, you will go! What else can Lao Sun do to you? Lao Sun has more important things to do. It turned out that Brother Monkey was planning to sneak into the cave when I was calling for a battle to see if I could put Senior Brother Sha down, in that case, we would have a helper; If you can't for the time being, it doesn't matter, when the time comes, let's come to the front and back, the Taoist priests will definitely be in a hurry, so we can deal with it better, the muddy water is easy to fish! Seeing that Brother Monkey was right, I said: Brother Monkey, your plan is indeed a good plan, but you have to discuss everything with my old pig, you must not act alone, otherwise how can I ask the old pig to cooperate with you? Brother Monkey said: Okay! All right! Don't fix those useless things, the most important thing now is to rescue Senior Brother Sha.
After that, Brother Monkey ran away and went to hide next to the cave. I started shouting, in a very loud voice: Hey! Feed! Feed! Hearing my shout, the entrance of the cave immediately stuck out a head and looked outside. Poof, only a muffled sound was heard, and the head fell off in an instant, and of course, the head fell off with the body. When I looked closely, it turned out that Brother Monkey had done it. Feed! Feed! Feed! I continued to shout there. Then another head sticked out, but this time it wasn't one, but two, so Brother Monkey was not easy to do. They're coming! The two who ran away during the day are here! Someone shouted loudly.
Then the two men ran out of the cave first, and then I heard shouting in the cave, and then I saw many figures coming out of the cave, in my direction. I thought about it now, and it was a little difficult for me to deal with so many by myself. Brother Monkey took advantage of this chaotic opportunity to get in, and disappeared after a while. I thought that Brother Monkey was more than auspicious this time, because in the crowd, I didn't see the Thousand Silk Road Chief, and the Hundred Silk Road Chief was not there, only the Ten Silk Road Chief led a large group of Taoist priests to trot towards me all the way. Get him! The Ten Silk Road Leader ordered. Then the Taoist priests surrounded me. I thought that this was not a solution, maybe the old pig would be caught by them because he was outnumbered, so I decided to delay the time and wait for Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha to come out before making a decision.
Above!!! The chief of the Ten Silk Road gave an order, so my plan was put on hold, and I had to be busy coping. Fortunately, the head of the Ten Silk Road did not make a move, otherwise it would be a big trouble.
Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha came out after a long time, and they were followed by the Thousand Silk Road Leader and the Hundred Silk Road Leader, fighting and retreating. Brother Monkey! Hurry up and help! I shouted. It seems that Senior Brother Sha is about to come over, but he was stopped by Brother Monkey, and it is estimated that those two guys are also difficult to deal with. The situation is getting more and more unfavorable for me, because the Ten Silk Dao Leader decided to take matters into his own hands after seeing Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha escape again.
The Ten Silk Dao Leader drank back most of the Taoist priests around me, and then suddenly threw a thin, transparent silk thread out of his sleeve! Because there is a little light here, you can see the silk thread, which is shining in the light at this time. The first time I dodged, it was very smooth, but the second time the silk thread was wrapped around my arm, fortunately I had a wit and went around the direction of the silk thread twice, just to free it, otherwise I would also be caught by the ten silk road chiefs.
The Ten Silk Dao Chiefs looked rather annoyed, because I had failed his plans twice in a row, so he decided to give me some color. The easiest way to look at the colors is, of course, to fight. Therefore, the Ten Silk Daoist called those Taoist priests to surround him again, and he also bore the brunt of it. I thought that if he went to become a general, he would be a very qualified general. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha gradually moved closer to me; In the end, finally, we stood on the same front again, fighting side by side. I said Brother Monkey, you are so unkind, the old pig was almost caught by that kid. Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun's situation just now is still similar to yours, otherwise he won't help you? Senior Brother Sha confirmed Brother Monkey's statement, and Senior Brother Sha said: That's true!
Suddenly, all the Taoist priests who were attacking us stopped and retreated in all directions. I wondered if they couldn't win and escape? It turned out to be nothing more than wishful thinking on my part, and in fact a much more formidable enemy had come up; It is the three leading Taoist priests: Thousand Silk Road Chief, Hundred Silk Road Leader, and Ten Silk Road Chief.
Their attack began, and the Chief of the Thousand Silk Road first threw out the silk thread from his sleeve and headed in my direction. Just as I was about to dodge, Brother Monkey was rushed up.
I was about to tell Brother Monkey that it was dangerous to do that, when Brother Monkey quickly took out a pair of pliers from his pocket and cut it horizontally towards the silk thread. I only heard a crisp sound of "jumping", and then I saw a short piece of silk thread falling to the ground, flashing with a not-so-dazzling light. I'm thinking that Brother Monkey is so smart.
It was too late to say that it was too late, and the Hundred Silk Dao Leader and the Ten Silk Dao Leader launched the same attack almost at the same time, but their current target became Brother Monkey. I thought about it now, it's impossible for Brother Monkey to bring two pairs of pliers! Just as I was about to step forward to help, Brother Monkey really took out another pair of pliers from his pocket, and as a result, the two pliers opened the bow left and right, and smoothly knocked down the arrogance of the Hundred Silk Road Leader and the Ten Silk Road Leader.
Now that the three Dao Masters have lost their silk threads, they are like a toothless tiger, which is not terrible at all. After we caught the three leading Dao Leaders, Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey what to do with them.
Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: 200 spanks per person! Good! I hurriedly agreed, and then set off to find the stick. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you use your hands, Lao Sun wants these Taoist priests to beat them with a few sticks each, then it's enjoyable! In the end, the buttocks of the thousand, hundred, and ten silk chiefs were swollen like freshly steamed steamed buns, but there was no steaming.
We went into the stone cave and took some food indiscriminately, and taught the Taoist priests a hard lesson, and then continued on the road.