Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (52)
After leaving the next day, I asked Brother Monkey while eating chicken legs while walking: Brother Monkey, where did you get those two pliers, thanks to those two pliers, maybe we won't be able to get them! Brother Monkey laughed and said: Lao Sun had expected that their silk thread would not be able to withstand the toss of pliers, and it was true. Where did the pliers come from? Senior Brother Sha then asked. Brother Monkey said: It was found in the room of the Thousand Silk Road Chief, and it took a lot of effort for Lao Sun to find two. While eating chicken legs, I gave a thumbs up and said to Brother Monkey: Well, Brother Monkey, you are really good! What a foresight! Brother Monkey laughed, and then said nothing. It can be seen that Brother Monkey is very proud, although he knows that my old pig is patting his ass, but don't people have this shortcoming?
After walking for a few more days, a relatively prosperous city finally appeared in front of me, and the streets were full of people. I said: It's really hanging! Senior Brother Sha said: Why? I said: You take off your backpack and take a look, the dry food is almost gone. Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said: That's right! That's right! The city is relatively prosperous, so I walked and looked around. Brother Monkey urged in front: Nerd, hurry up, you won't be able to catch up with the second-way car later! I said, "Here we are!" Here it comes!
Suddenly, a fortune teller took my hand and didn't let go. At first, I thought it was asking for food, but then I found out that it wasn't at all, and people also had legitimate jobs. I said, "What are you doing?" The fortune teller looked at my whole body carefully and said, "Oops! Sir, you're terrible, there's been a bloody disaster lately! I said, "Cut!" The old pig came here for the bloody disaster, what are you afraid of? The fortune teller said: This time is not trivial, come over and I will calculate a hexagram for you to see if there is a way to crack it. Nerds! Tell you to hurry up, didn't you hear? Brother Monkey is barking again.
But Brother Monkey soon ran over, I guess he was curious about someone we didn't know holding my hand? When Brother Monkey knew what happened, he laughed and said: Brother, you should find someone else! We don't need to. The fortune teller sighed and said, "Alas, you have to be careful! Brother Monkey said as he walked forward: "Idiot, why are you ignorant?" Knowledgeable like that kind of person? I said let him take a look, see if the road ahead is flat! Brother Monkey said: Cut!
We found a relatively large restaurant, ate enough food, and prepared enough food before heading forward. After walking for about half a day, the sky became dark, and Brother Monkey asked me to take out the miniature tent in my backpack, saying that I was going to camp on the spot.
The old pig always sleeps when he lies down, and this time is no exception. Just when I was still dreaming and dreaming of my sister and chicken legs, I suddenly heard shouting outside. I turned over and asked Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, what's the matter? But I didn't hear Brother Monkey's answer. I turned around and asked Senior Brother Sha again, but I also didn't get a reply. I didn't expect the two of them to sleep more heavily than I did, so I turned around and got ready to go to bed again. But as soon as he turned around and lay down, the shouting outside became louder and louder, and it seemed to be accompanied by the sound of "ah, ah" of fighting. I sat up in a hurry, and then quickly picked up my clothes and ran outside. If you don't look at it, I don't know if I'm startled, it's indeed someone fighting, it's no one else, it's Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha; Of course, it was not Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha fighting each other, but Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were dealing with an elderly Taoist priest together.
Seeing the Taoist priest, I was even more excited, and hurriedly went up and asked: Brother Monkey, who is he? Why did you suddenly start fighting? The old pig doesn't know at all! When Brother Monkey saw me coming out, he hurriedly greeted me and said, "Idiot, hurry up and get the tent up, and then come over to help!" Okay! I should accept it. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both went into battle, and they both had to ask me to help Lao Zhu, which shows that the Taoist priest is more powerful.
After packing up the tent, I asked Brother Monkey: Who is he? Senior Brother Sha said while fighting: Second Senior Brother, come and help, he wants to catch us and eat our meat! Yes? He's also practicing? Not really! Hurry up, second brother! Senior Brother Sha said. Here it comes! I agreed, and then jumped into the circle of battle.
In this way, the Taoist priest obviously felt powerless, and gradually he could not parry. Finally, in a burst of bombardment by the three of us, the Taoist priest fled. Looking at the back of the Taoist priest in the distance, I asked Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha who were panting: What the hell is going on? Senior Brother Sha rested for a while before slowly telling me the truth.
It turned out that it was dawn this morning, and Brother Monkey got up to pout, but at a glance he saw the Taoist priest sneaking outside his tent. After Brother Monkey shouted, he fought with the Taoist priest and woke up Senior Brother Sha; Senior Brother Sha also wanted to wake me up, but he didn't wake me up for almost half an hour, so he had to fight side by side with Brother Monkey; As for who it is, we don't know exactly. However, Senior Brother Sha said: Since he is a Taoist priest and came here secretly, it can be seen that he is beating our idea, it seems that we have to be more careful.
I said: Senior Brother Sha, have you made any mistakes? Called my old pig for half an hour and didn't respond? Is that exaggerated? Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said: It may be a little different, but it is estimated to be about the same. Brother Monkey said: Okay, let's stop talking, let's go quickly, it will be more difficult for the Taoist priest to move the rescuers over later, and it will be more difficult to get away smoothly!
I and Senior Brother Sha both agreed with Brother Monkey's statement very much, so they quickly put their backpacks on their backs, and then followed Brother Monkey on a path. Brother Monkey led the way in front, while Senior Brother Sha and I followed in a bounce all the way. No, it should be Brother Monkey jumping in front to lead the way, and Senior Brother Sha and Me are following behind.
After walking a short distance, there seemed to be a voice of talking in the woods in front of me. It was Brother Monkey who first discovered it, and Brother Monkey said that you listen, there seems to be someone talking in front of you. But I listened to Senior Brother Sha for a long time and didn't hear a reason, so we decided that Brother Monkey was a soldier.
But it didn't take long to prove that Brother Monkey was indeed very prescient, because less than half an hour after Brother Monkey heard the voice, a longing figure appeared in front of him. Hold it!!! The sudden loud shout seemed very vicious, so we had to stop.
When I looked closely, it turned out to be a group of Taoist priests, and I still recognized the one standing at the front who was fighting with Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha just now! And the reason why I am so sure is because he only has one ear, so I recognize him at a glance. It is estimated that the loud shout just now was shouted by the half-eared Taoist priest.
Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, it seems that the situation is not good! Brother Monkey didn't speak, just looked ahead in a daze. Who are you? Don't get out of the way yet! Your grandpa is going over! Daring!!! The half-eared priest shouted: Brothers! Above! Caught them and boiled them and ate them! Eat well and increase everyone's practice! Be! The Taoist priests in the back should admit it, and then they plan to come up and catch us.
Slow! Brother Monkey also shouted loudly, and then those Taoist priests really stood still and didn't dare to move. What's the matter? The half-eared priest asked. Brother Monkey smiled, and then said: You hurt grandpa and never beat the unknown junior, who are you demons? Hurry up and report your name, and the old grandson is so free to go to the king of Hades to intercede, so that you can have a better time! I whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, you don't seem to have the right words! They're not wicked! Brother Monkey said: Go, go, go! Whatever! is so bold that he actually utters wild words when he is dying! The half-eared Taoist priest snapped.
Let me tell you; The half-eared Taoist priest continued: I am a Taoist priest who cultivates on a nearby mountain, and I am known as Dugu Taoist; Some time ago, I heard that a few ugly monsters with the incorruptible body of King Kong who were going to the end of the mysterious space to seek transformation were going to pass through here, so I wanted to see it for myself, but I didn't expect it to be two times.
So what? Brother Monkey asked. Hahahaha...... the Taoist priest laughed a lot, and then said very sinisterly: It is said that eating your flesh can increase cultivation, we want to try it to see if what people say is true! So you're not going to give way? Brother Monkey said: Of course! But as long as you can break through here today, the old body will not embarrass you anymore. Is this true? A look of joy appeared on Brother Monkey's face.
Seriously! The half-eared priest replied with a look of obligation. Brother Monkey turned his head and said to us: "Senior Brother Nerd, you have also heard, as long as we can defeat them, then we can pass, otherwise we will have to make their snacks!" When you do it later, the two of you will deal with those minions and Taoists, and Lao Sun will deal with the half-eared Taoist priest alone, understand? I see! Senior Brother Sha replied in the affirmative.
Above!!! Dugu Daoist gave an order, and I saw those Taoist priests behind him rushing in our direction like a flood! Of course, in fact, there are not so many people, and the old pig exaggerates a little. It is said that after those Taoist priests rushed over like a flood, a small group of them killed Brother Monkey.
Brother Monkey said: Click. So the men stopped.
Brother Monkey asked: Are you the boss? No! The Taoist priests replied very frankly.
If not, don't fight me! Brother Monkey said dismissively. Oh! Those Taoist priests understood, and then they came to me and Senior Brother Sha. I and Senior Brother Sha did not fight side by side, but fought back-to-back.
Two Taoist priests rushed at the same time, and they both held all kinds of weapons in their hands, including dust, long swords, nunchucks, pure wooden sticks, and even some people with sickles, presumably because they were not well armed. Seeing that they were about to smash at me, I learned to "click" like Brother Monkey, but they also stopped. At the moment of their hesitation, my two fists stabbed at their stomachs like two iron pestles. There were only two shouts of "ah", and they fell.
Suddenly, I felt as if someone had smashed my back, and when I looked back, it turned out that it was really a Taoist priest who was holding a thick stick and looking at me, and when I turned around, he took two steps back, and the stick he had just raised was slightly lowered. I complained about Senior Brother Sha and said: Senior Brother Sha, how did you do it, why did you leave again if you said that we wouldn't be separated? It hurt my old pig to get a stick on his back for no reason. Senior Brother Sha parried and said, "I'm sorry! Excuse me! In other words, our side is hot, and Brother Monkey and Dugu Daochang's side are also exciting.
I thought that this Dugu Daoist really had two hits, and he could still fight against Brother Monkey for so long without any signs of losing the wind. Although there are a large number of Taoist priests, Senior Brother Sha and I are still relatively handy in dealing with it, but sometimes they will be a little hurried.
Suddenly, Brother Monkey came running. I ask Brother Monkey what's wrong? Can't win? Brother Monkey told jokes, don't you see that Lao Sun beat him down? Now I'm here to help you. I looked back and saw that Dugu Dao Chang was lying on the ground, looking embarrassed. In this way, the situation is more favorable to us, and nearly half of those Taoist priests have been beaten to the ground by us. Just when we were proud of the imminent victory, Dugu Daoist suddenly shouted: Stop! So the Taoist priests around really all stopped. I said, "They must not be able to defeat us, so they decided to let us go." But that's not the case. Brother Monkey smiled and said to Dugu Dao Chang: Brother, that's right, don't hold on if you can't beat it, you can suffer a lot less! Get out of the way, and let's move on.
But Daoist Dugu didn't make way for us, nor did he answer Brother Monkey's words, but slowly took out a fan from behind his back. Brother Monkey laughed when he saw it, and said: Brother, you are so funny, the weather is so cool, why do you want to fan it? Dugu Daoist looked very angry and said: This fan is for you! Brother Monkey thought about it, and then still smiled and said: Oh! It's true? Then thank you, Chief; Why give us gifts if you have nothing to do! After speaking, Brother Monkey set off for the direction of Dugu Daochang.
I saw Dugu Daoist holding a big hand with a fan, and a strong wind blew towards us, whirring. The wind was quite strong, so Brother Monkey almost didn't sit on the ground. Brother Monkey stood firm and scolded at the same time: Grandma's, demon way! Just when Brother Monkey had just stood firm and was about to fly towards Dugu Daochang, he saw Dugu Daoist waving his fan again. The whirring wind was blowing again, and I could even feel the sand and stones raised by the wind hitting my face, and it hurt hotly. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, this Taoist priest's fan is really powerful. I said: That's it? Didn't even Brother Monkey almost get blown down? The fan on Dugu Dao's hand is larger than the ordinary pu fan, but it is long, a bit like the banana fan of the princess of the iron fan in the past. Senior Brother Sha said: Oh, Second Senior Brother, maybe he is really the banana fan of the Iron Fan Princess! I said you were stupid, could it be that they also traveled through time and space?
Anyway, Dugu Dao Chang slapped us again, and the fierce wind threw the monkey brother who was flying up to the ground with a pop. Senior Brother Sha and I hurriedly ran over to help Brother Monkey up, and asked, "Brother Monkey, are you okay?" Brother Monkey broke free from our support, and then flew in the direction of Dugu Daochang again. I thought that Brother Monkey couldn't handle him alone, so I pulled up Senior Brother Sha and flew over with Brother Monkey.
Seeing that he was about to come to Dugu Daochang, he saw Dugu Daoist raise the fan in his hand again. This time the wind was noticeably more violent than the previous two, as the wind felt like a knife cutting through the face. Poof, the three of us were thrown to the ground at the same time, and we ejected for a long time.
As soon as we landed, Dugu Daoist immediately shouted: Catch them! So the surrounding Taoist priests began to rush up, Brother Monkey was quick and quick, jumped up, knocked down the two most front with a sweeping leg, and then opened the bow left and right. Senior Brother Sha and I also reacted, and hurriedly went up to help Brother Monkey. Because almost half of the Taoist priests in front of us were injured by us, the attitude of the Taoist priests who came this time was obviously not as positive as the previous one. Get out of the way! is fighting hotly, and Dugu Dao Chang is shouting again.
So, in an instant, all the Taoist priests retreated again. Dugu Dao Chang raised the fan in his hand again and fanned at us again. The whirring wind sounded again, mixed with more sand and gravel rushing towards us. Get down! Brother Monkey shouted, so we hooked our shoulders and lay down.
The whirring wind gradually faded, and when I looked up, we were covered with a thick layer of sand and gravel. The surrounding Taoist priests rushed up again. Brother Monkey looked very annoyed and said, "Brother Nerd Sha, you should work harder, it's better to cripple them all, otherwise they will come to trouble us." The strange thing is that Daoist Dugu has always been watching from the sidelines during the whole process, putting a lot of pressure on our spirits, and I don't know what plan he is brewing.
A Taoist priest in front of me came over with a nunchuck, and I was about to go to parry, when Senior Brother Sha suddenly shouted: Senior brother and second senior brother, look! That Taoist priest is going to fan again! I looked back, and really saw Dugu Dao Chang pick up the fan. Come on! Brother Monkey shouted, and then jumped up in the direction of the side, followed by me and Senior Brother Sha. Before my feet hit the ground, I felt as if my clothes had been lifted by someone, and they felt empty. I turned around and saw that the wind had already swept in.
said that it was too late and that was fast, before I could fully stand firm, I was turned by a strong force, and I could only see things passing in front of me, including the figure of Brother Monkey, the figure of Senior Brother Sha, tall trees, dense Taoist priests, of course, I also saw Dugu Daoist once or twice.
Tornado!!! A word immediately popped into my head. Just as I was turning rapidly, I suddenly caught a glimpse of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha not far from me, also rotating rapidly. But because our frequencies are similar, I can only guess. Brother Monkey! What's going on? I asked. Brother Monkey said: Pay attention to the surroundings, don't crash into the tree, otherwise it will be very cost-effective to hit and die. I felt that what Brother Monkey said was very reasonable, so I no longer just looked at him and Senior Brother Sha, but kept turning my eyes with the rotation.
After a while, my head started to get dizzy because it was spinning so fast. Senior Brother Sha's voice came from his ears: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, what kind of treasure is the fan in the hand of this Taoist priest? How powerful is it? After a while, Brother Monkey's intermittent voice came: It is estimated that it is a fan with some kind of spell, otherwise it would not be so powerful...... I never heard Brother Monkey's words again, because the wind was too strong.
Bang, suddenly, I heard a crisp sound, and then I felt like something was stuck in my stomach, tight. I touched it, and I touched something hard. What is it? I'm curious. I felt like I had stopped, just because of the hard thing on my waist that made me unable to move.
Just as I was wondering, the sound of the wind stopped, and the scene of flying sand and rocks around me slowly dissipated. I finally saw clearly, I was stuck in a huge bottle, but Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were already inside the bottle, looking at me hanging in the air in a daze.
I couldn't help but take a closer look at the bottle under my body, it was almost the same as the bottles I had seen on weekdays, it was a little bigger, estimated to be two meters high, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were still empty sitting inside, you can imagine how big it actually is.
I understand, the purpose of the "tornado" that Dugu Dao Chang blew just now was to blow us into this huge glass bottle, but unfortunately the old pig's stomach was too big, so it was stuck. Get him! Don't let that fat-headed, big-eared guy up there escape! Dugu Dao Chang is giving orders. So, many Taoist priests came in the direction of the bottle, and then people began to climb up.
Nerds! Hurry up! Don't let them catch it! Remember to come back and save us later! Brother Monkey shouted below, because it was in a bottle, so Brother Monkey's voice was muffled and sounded weird. I said, "Okay." After that, he began to break free with a mission. But unfortunately, no matter how hard I tried, my stomach stuck in the mouth of the bottle was motionless, as if it had been connected to the mouth of the bottle.
At this time, I can't help but think of Sister Qing's kindness, if I had followed his advice to lose weight wholeheartedly, it would have been great, at least now I can go out smoothly. Brother Monkey is talking again: Nerd, hurry up! You see there's someone climbing up behind you, and they're going to grab you by the collar!
I looked back, and sure enough, a man was trying to carefully grab me by the collar. Get him! Can't let him run! All the people below are up! Dugu Daoist shouted over there again. So more people are ready to move again. Seeing that the Taoist priest was about to grab me by the collar, I reached out and pushed him down hard, but as he wished, he fell straight down, and by the way, he knocked down a few Taoist priests who were following him.
Seeing that more and more Taoist priests began to climb up and try to catch me, but I still couldn't break free from the mouth of the bottle, I couldn't help but get anxious. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha made plans below, telling me to use my feet for a while, moving to the side for a while, and asking me to close my stomach for a while, and I was very busy.
In the end, I got angry and shouted at Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha: Don't just talk there, okay? Help! The old pig has been caught, and you don't even have a lifesaver! It is estimated that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha felt that what I said was very reasonable, so they lowered their heads and muttered. In the middle of this, I repelled two Taoist priests who tried to come up and grab my arm. Second Senior Brother! Senior Brother Sha shouted below: Senior Brother and I have already thought of a solution! Then hurry up and implement it! I'm getting a little impatient. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, pay attention, Lao Sun will fly up and push you out later, be careful to cooperate! Got it! Hurry up! I said. Seeing that we were implementing an effective plan, Daoist Dugu panicked and hurriedly flew over to try to stop me.
Just when Dugu Dao Chang was only a foot away from me, when I closed my eyes and waited to be caught, I said that it was too late and that it was fast, and I only felt that there was a strong force under my feet to push me up! When I looked down, it turned out to be Brother Monkey, who was standing on Senior Brother Sha's shoulder and pushing me up. Hard! Brother Monkey shouted at me. So I tried my best to break free, and all I could hear was a "bang", like the sound of opening a beer bottle, and then I flew into the air.
And Dugu Dao Chang had just arrived at the mouth of the bottle, and then he pressed an equally huge bottle cap on the mouth of the bottle I had just been waiting for. As a result, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were firmly packed in the bottle, and they could only look outside. When I was flying into the sky, I seemed to hear Brother Monkey's voice coming: Idiot! I must come to save my grandson later! Carry it back! Dugu Daoist raised his head to look at me while instructing those Taoist priests. At first, there were a few Taoist priests who tried to catch up, but they quickly fell behind, so, in the end, they couldn't even see a shadow.
There were suddenly more houses below, and I remembered, isn't this the city we passed through during the day? When I came down from the sky, I noticed that many pairs of eyes were saluting me.
I looked around for a long time before I finally found the restaurant where we had eaten earlier. As soon as I entered, the boss greeted me with a smile: Hehe, guest officer, why are you back again? What about the other two? I didn't answer him, but told him to bring some water, and the old pig was very thirsty.
After he calmed down, I called the boss and asked him about some Taoist priests. The boss squinted his eyes and thought for a while and said: I don't know the specific situation of those Taoist priests, but I have heard of some of their whereabouts. The boss said that the Taoist priests seemed to live in a nearby Taoist temple, but they rarely interacted with people. I asked the boss if he knew the direction of the Taoist temple? The boss said that he had to inquire about the people nearby, and he had never been in that direction, after all, they were all deep in the mountains and old forests.
After eating and resting for a while, I headed in the same direction again, and I walked all the way to see the "people" that the boss said.
Sure enough, there were really people, and when I was standing on the top of a hill and looking down condescendingly, I saw some houses placed there in twos and threes. When I looked closely, I realized that it was a large family, so isn't there a gate at the front? I knocked on the door, and a chubby woman came out. Who to look for? The woman asked. I grinned and called him eldest sister, and then asked her about the whereabouts of those Taoist priests.
The woman said, "They?" They live in a temple in front of you, and you keep going and you turn left at the fork in the road, and then you always see an open field, and then if you look closely, you can see a temple. I asked curiously: Why do you want to look closely? The woman said: The Taoist temple is in the bushes, and it is not easy to see it if you don't look carefully! I see! I thanked the woman and went in the direction she had said.
The woman was right, and I could see the edges and corners of some houses in the distance.
It must be a Taoist temple! I think so. Just as I was about to approach the Taoist temple, a loud shout suddenly came: What person? Then I saw a few Taoist priests in fluttering clothes falling from the trees.
It's you? One of them seems to be familiar with that.
Someone! The fat-headed, big-eared guy who ran away just now is back! Another shouted loudly. Then there was a shouting in the temple, and then there was the sound of tapping and tapping. I saw that the situation was not good, and I was ready to run, but where is it so easy? Although my feet grow on my own body, it is now other people's territory, and I have to listen to them. Naturally, they wouldn't let me go, so I had to stop and entangle with them again.
Get him! In the distance, someone was shouting loudly, looking for prestige, and it turned out that he was Dugu Dao Chang. Hand them over! Otherwise, the old pig will not be finished with you! I look right. Get him! Get him! You're on it! Daoist Dugu did not answer my words, but urged the Taoist priests around me over and over again. It is estimated that they have experienced my power before, so the enthusiasm of this meeting has been greatly reduced.
Get out of the way!!! Dugu Dao roared, looking very angry. Sure enough, all the Taoist priests immediately obediently got out of the way. Pick up! Dugu Dao Chang took the initiative and made a move to "descend the dragon and eighteen palms".
Of course, it is not very clear whether it is the eighteen-handed old pig of the dragon descending or not. Everywhere I went, the whirring wind sounded. I was about to grab his hand, but I didn't expect him to seem to have seen through my thoughts, because before I could do anything, his other hand had already waved, from above my shoulder. So my right hand, which had been outstretched, had to be retracted again.
I didn't dare to fight, firstly because there were many of them, and secondly, I was afraid that Dugu Daoist would use his fan again. As the saying goes, "what are you afraid of", it's really like this, I was afraid that he would use a fan, but he really used a fan. "Whew" sounded, a fierce wind sounded in my ears, and then I felt my body flutter lightly, and then I felt soaring into the air, and then I suddenly bumped into a hard thing, out of human instinct, I hugged the hard thing.
The wind gradually stopped, and I realized that I was holding a big tree, dozens of meters above the ground. I'm looking for a good risk! Just as I was looking left and right to figure out how to get down, Dugu Dao Chang raised his fan again. As the saying goes, "once born and twice ripe", if I am fanned by him again, then the old pig will be really stupid. Because the old pig is not stupid, I was not fanned by him again, because I escaped in time.
When I fled, I felt the sound of "whirring" behind me, but it was getting farther and farther away. When I descended to the ground again, I didn't know where the previous Taoist temple had gone, but I was still in a jungle. I thought about it, and the old pig alone would definitely not be able to fight them, so I could only outwit them.
I decided to go in at night, because it was easier to get started with a looser guard. It's getting late, I want to find something to eat, but I can't see anyone at a glance, and the things I bought and put in my backpack were blown by Dugu Daochang just now and fell to more than one place.
Fortunately, I also learned two tricks from Brother Monkey to find mountain fruits, so in the end, I temporarily and reluctantly solved the problem of food and clothing. When the last rays of the sun set down the mountain, I quietly sneaked into the grass on the outskirts of the temple, waiting for the plane, hoping to find a flaw in their guards, and then burrow into the house.
But unfortunately, until night completely fell, those Taoist priests who guarded the door of the Taoist temple have been meticulously performing their duties, so that I have no chance at all. After a while, the lights in the Taoist temple were lit up, and the inside became lively, and then there was a slight smell of food, but it was soon dispersed by the wind. So my stomach growled even harder.
The wait finally came to an end, as the lights in the temple gradually dimmed, and in the end, only the one or two solitary lights remained. I trotted under the fence, listened for a moment, and then rolled in. The Taoist temple was quiet, and it looked very large, not at all like what the restaurant owner had said before; I don't know where Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are being held.
I approached the door of a room and pushed hard. Squeak, the door is open! Who is it? But, a bold voice came from inside. Oh! Nothing, went to the wrong room! I said calmly. Then I closed the door again, but luckily he hadn't gotten up to see what was going on. I crept to the door of another room and listened intently to the movement inside. Who? Suddenly, a voice came from the roof. Then I saw a figure and it began to shake. I...... I ......, I couldn't speak.
Signal! The guy above was asking again. I wonder if you ask me, why don't I ask you, the old pig doesn't know who you are? Maybe it's a thief! So I said very confidently: Who are you? That's right! The man said, and then the figure staggered away. Depend on! Is this actually a code? The old pig is really shit lucky.
I vaguely saw a door open, and when I got closer, I realized that it was an aisle, and it seemed that there were people in it who had not slept. I crept in, and then I saw a room with a faint light, and the voice was coming from there. What did you just come up with? One asked.
I was obviously a pair of Kings just now, how can you make another pair of Js? Another shouted. No! No! I see you're out of a pair of J's! Another person said. Depend on! You two actually put together to trick me, don't you? Don't play anymore! Don't play anymore! The voice from before said. Fight the landlord and fight the landlord! That's to fight two and one! Otherwise, it will be unworthy of its name! Another said. It turned out that they were fighting the landlord. Just as I was about to get closer to the window to see what was going on, one of them said, "You two are so watching!" I went to the toilet and shhh
Then there was the sound of kicking and tapping, and then a creak was heard, and the door opened. A man came out, who looked big and three thick, but fortunately he didn't see me, and then he walked in the direction ahead. It seems that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are really locked up in this by them. I leaned over the window and looked, didn't I? Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are still in that bottle!
Just as I was thinking about how to get rid of these two people, one of them actually said very cooperatively: Hey! Look at it, I'm going to go to the toilet too! Hurry up! The rest said.
Seeing that there was only one person left in the room, I boldly pushed the door open and entered. Coming back so soon? The remaining Taoist priest asked, it seems that he still thinks I am a Taoist priest. He was sitting there with his back to me, studying the cards in his hand, and he didn't even glance at the door. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha noticed me, and they both showed happy looks, and I "shh
But before I could hit my stick, he turned around, looked stunned, and then let out a big mouth "ah", but I was about 0.01 seconds faster than him, and he fell under my stick. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, hurry up and open the cap on the bottle, otherwise the two Taoist priests will come back.
I climbed up and said, "Don't worry, the old pig is more nervous than you." But unfortunately, no matter how hard I pulled out the bottle cap, no matter how hard Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha cooperated below, the bottle cap still sat there without moving. When I racked my brains and still couldn't open it, a voice sounded outside: It's still quite cold at night! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! The other chimed in. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you should work harder! Before I could speak, the two Taoist priests outside had already walked in. Yes? It's him? One of the Taoist priests said in surprise.
Someone's coming! Come on! Another Taoist priest shouted. Then they rushed towards me. Seeing that they were about to come to me, I had an idea, picked up a hammer next to me, and then threw it at the root of the bottle, once, twice, but when I smashed it a third time, the bottle finally broke a hole in the ground.
As soon as it was smashed, the two Taoist priests behind had already rushed up, and there was a shouting outside, and then the lights were lit up everywhere. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had already crawled out and came over together to greet the two Taoist priests. The shouting voice was getting closer and closer, and Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: We can't fight, we have to escape first. So we broke out of the window.
As soon as he stood firmly, a familiar face appeared in front of him, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be Dugu Dao Chang! They're here! Dugu Dao shouted. Brother Monkey gave me a knife and told me that when Dugu Dao was waiting for a long fan, he would use this knife to cut the fan surface, so that the wind would not rise; Brother Monkey himself was outflanked behind Dugu Daoist, and Senior Brother Sha beckoned those minions to Daoist priests.
Brother Monkey acted, only to see him fly to Dugu Daoist with an arrow step, and then reached out to pinch his neck, and Senior Brother Sha came to the back of us to block those Taoist priests who came to the rescue; I stood aside and waited for the time to come. As expected, Dugu Daochang took out his fan again, and just as he was about to swing it, I stepped in front of him with an arrow step, and the knife stabbed towards the fan, and then with a turn of the wrist, the knife was a circle on the fan, and a large piece of the fan was cut off.
As a result, Brother Monkey caught Dugu Daoist relatively smoothly. As the saying goes, "dragons have no leader", that is more terrifying, and now that Dugu Daoist has been caught by us, those Taoist priests are not as active as before, at least now they are standing still.
Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey what to do with Dugu Daoist, Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Two hundred palms. As a result, Dugu Dao Changlian finally became similar to my old pig. Brother Monkey said happily: "Idiot, how did you come up with the idea of smashing it with a hammer?" I said: The old pig thought of Sima Guang smashing the cylinder.