Holding the packed fish-flavored shredded pork in his hand, Huang Xiaowei pushed his bicycle home with red ears.

After some negotiation just now, Huang Xiaowei finally agreed to try his best to find him a partner in terms of appearance in the future, and at the same time ordered him to come to the hotel to help him if he had nothing to do, and familiarize himself with the work process of the hotel as soon as possible, so that he would not starve to death on the streets in the future.

Twenty minutes later, Huang Xiaowei pushed his bicycle back to where he lived, which was an old community, the walls outside the building were yellowed, and some of the fitness equipment in the community was even worse.

There were only a few old men playing chess in the garden, and Huang Xiaowei parked his bicycle downstairs, took the packaged food and got into his kennel.

This two-bedroom house is where Huang Xiaowei lived when he was a child, and now that the family has money, his father and mother bought a big three-bedroom house in the city center, and this old house was originally going to be sold, but Huang Xiaowei was unwilling to die.

He thinks that he wants personal privacy when he is an adult, so he still lives here alone, nothing else, and it is comfortable to live alone.

After finishing the meal, Huang Xiaowei turned on the computer and started working, yes, since he failed the interview, he began to write short stories for a magazine by himself.

Of course, it's not an online novel, but the kind of love story that is so sour that I lose my teeth, I have to admire Huang Xiaowei Although he hasn't been in love a few times, his imagination is still very rich, and he can write for himself several times with goosebumps.

But the income is also very average, he is a novice, so in the past few weeks, he has mixed up a manuscript fee of less than 1,000 yuan, but this is also his old job, although the connection between historical literature and love stories is only ..... They are all Chinese characters.......

After finishing the code, it was dark, Huang Xiaowei sent the manuscript to his editor, watched TV for a while, took a shower and prepared to sleep.

But before going to bed, he specially found a baseball bat bought in elementary school from his closet, because he felt that if there was no accident tomorrow, he would probably see blood.

Early the next morning, Huang Xiaowei dressed vigorously, took a baseball bat, pushed a bicycle, and walked towards Lijia Hutong in Dongcheng, and after walking for about 30 minutes, Huang Xiaowei came to a wide alley.

From a distance, I saw an old man walking with his hands behind his back in the alley, and hurriedly ran up and asked, "Uncle, is this the Li family alley?" ”

The old man glanced at the baseball bat in his hand and said, "Looking for Li Laosi to ask for an account?" ””

Huang Xiaowei was suddenly shocked by this uncle's answer, and nodded dumbly, "Ah, yes, is he there?"

The old man stretched out his hand to an inconspicuous old house in the alley and said, "That's his house, I don't know if I'm not there, you go and try your luck, but you're eighty percent enough to meet it." ”

Huang Xiaowei smiled and said, "Then thank you, uncle." ”

The old man waved his hand and said, "How long has he owed you money?"

"He didn't owe me any money, I was cheated by him yesterday, and I came to him today to settle the account."

The old man nodded, "Oh, yesterday's incident, it looks like you have to queue up," and the old man walked away.

Huang Xiaowei was still a little stupid when he stayed where you were, "Line up, what are you lining up?" ”

But his heart was bigger, and he didn't think much about it, so he put his bicycle outside the door, and a man with a baseball bat carefully pushed open the door of the dilapidated house.

The moment it was pushed open, the door immediately emitted a stinging and screeching sound, but when he saw the scene behind the door, Huang Xiaowei understood why the old man said that he was going to line up just now.....

I saw that in the small courtyard of less than 20 square meters, there were more than a dozen people standing in Wuyang and Wuyang, and there was a big man here, a young white-collar worker, and Master Wang who cut his hair at the entrance of the village.

Huang Xiaowei thought for a moment that he had come to the familiar talent recruitment market, although these people have different professional images, they all have one thing in common with him, that is, they are holding a guy with a fist in their hands!!

The eight big men were all holding steel and iron rods, and their waists and abdomen were bulging, and they were estimated to be knives, while two young white-collar workers in black suits were holding baseball bats like themselves.

Oops, Muraguchi Wang is more interesting, holding a rolling pin.......

Huang Xiaowei sneered, arched his hand and said, "This peer, anyway, you are also here to find Li Laosi?" ”

The big men didn't even look at Huang Xiaowei, and the two young white-collar workers beckoned to him and said, "Dude, come and sit." ”

Huang Xiaowei ran over and said, "What's the situation, you were also deceived by Li Laosi?" ”

One of the young white-collar workers said angrily: "But isn't it, I asked him to pull out my corns last week, and the result was good, I originally grew one, used his medicine, and the next day it grew four, can I not settle accounts with him!"

Huang Xiaowei looked at the young man beside him with a sad and indignant face, and immediately kept a certain distance from them.

Okay, the two people next to him were dressed like dogs, but there were four or five corns on their feet, although this thing was not contagious, but the goosebumps all over his body still fell out layer by layer, and he hurriedly walked to the side of Master Wang at the entrance of the village and said, "Master Wang, what's wrong with you?" ”

Master Wang was suddenly surprised and asked, "How do you know that my surname is Wang?" ”

Huang Xiaowei smiled and said, "Your nameplate exposes you." ”

I saw a small sign on Master Wang's shirt that said that Wang Quangui, the chief stylist of Lijia Village, is really Master Wang who cut his hair at the entrance of the village........

Master Wang scratched his head with the rolling pin in his hand and said, "In this way, I am almost the same as you last time, the faucet in the toilet of our hair salon was broken, and I asked the fourth child to fix it, but it was fine on the first day, and the water pipe burst on the second day." ”

"Our hair salon is like a water curtain hole, my wife is still lying on the bed and dare not go down to the ground, I am sitting in the bathtub floating out......"

"Uh...... Then you should settle accounts with him. ”

Master Wang looked at Huang Xiaowei and asked, "What's wrong with you, young man, it's also that the corns haven't been pulled out properly, or your water pipe has also exploded?" ”

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I'm not, I'm ...... by him"

Before Huang Xiaowei finished speaking, Li Laosi, who was wearing a pair of sunglasses and wearing dirty, walked into the small courtyard, and couldn't help but exclaim when he looked at so many people in the courtyard: "Yo, where are so many people today?" ”

As soon as the old guy appeared, all the people in the courtyard surrounded him, and followed him one by one, Li Laosi said with annoyance: "Hey, hey, come one by one, how else can I run." ”

A white-collar worker shouted: "Nonsense, aren't you afraid that you will run, I have blocked you for three days!" ”

A big man said unhappily: "Three days is nothing, Lao Tzu has been squatting with this for a week, what did we say." ”

Li Laosi unhurriedly took out a small notebook from his pocket, then found a small Mazha from the courtyard and sat on it.

While flipping through the small book, he said, "This one will come in order, and you will come first after a week." ”

Eight big men surrounded Li Laosi, and one of the leaders said: "We are from Xinchen Debt Collection Co., Ltd., and our employer, Mr. Liu, entrusts us to repay a sum of .......money from you" Li Laosi said impatiently: "Don't fix this, just say how much I owe you." ”

"Two thousand, plus one hundred and twenty-eight in interest, for a total of two thousand one hundred and twenty-eight."

Li Laosi nodded, "Well, it's fair." ”

Then he took out an envelope full of money from his pocket, counted two thousand two from it, and gave it to the chief.

The head took the money and counted it carefully, then took a look at each banknote with ultraviolet light, and after confirming that it was true, he took out a contract from his clothes and said, "Thank you for your cooperation, please sign." ”

Huang Xiaowei looked at it in a daze, and said in his heart that now the debt collectors are so professional?

After Li Laosi signed the contract, the head took a serious look, then gave him change, and then took the big men away.

In this year's year, the debt collection company has not dragged its feet in doing things at all, that is, it pays attention to efficiency.

Li Lao didn't raise his head to write something in the small notebook, and then shouted: "Next." ”

Two young white-collar workers hurriedly walked up, Li Laosi raised his head, and couldn't help but wonder: "Why are you again, won't I tell you, my medicine is fine, your physique is not good, can't you just try it with your friends when the time comes?" ”

A young white-collar worker collapsed and said: "I'm his friend, he only grew four when he used up, I grew twelve ones, and now my whole right foot is made of corns!" ”

When Li Laosi heard this, he was also quite speechless, thinking to himself, his medicine is a corn ointment bought from the hospital, that is, ......

It's been overdue for so many years, but how can it grow so much?

But Li Laosi is not a person, and immediately said righteously: "That's it, my new medicine is coming out soon, how about I give it to the two of you for free this time, if you can't cure it, you don't need money, anyway, you know my family, I can't run." ”

The two young white-collar workers glanced at each other, and after being silent for a few seconds, they nodded and agreed, and walked out.

This time, Huang Xiaowei and Master Wang were left in the courtyard, and Li Laosi said directly: "Lao Wang, I'll go home with you for a while, and you wait for me outside for a while." ”

Master Wang nodded and walked out.

As soon as Master Wang left, Li Laosi immediately put on a cheap smile, and very diligently helped Huang Xiaowei move a bench for him to sit down, and threw him a red plum when he was done, and asked, "How is it, is the Qin Dynasty fun?" ”

Huang Xiaowei didn't even look at the red plum and said with a menacing expression: "You're embarrassed to say that Lao Tzu almost lost you." ”

Li Laosi spread his hands very lightly and said: "Isn't it not lost, besides, if you didn't rely on the secret book of the fourth master, wouldn't you come back?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was even more crazy when he heard this, "Your grandfather, you are embarrassed to mention your broken secret book, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's kindness, he would have burned it for you." ”

Li Laosi smiled and said, "What do you want to do now?" ”

"Do you still need to ask, of course, I will return your broken bicycle and the cheats to you, and you will have to accompany Lao Tzu for mental damage, a thousand ..... Alas..... Look at you as poor as you are so dead, give you a discount, five hundred. ”

Li Laosi said very happily: "Okay, then you can leave the bicycle here and leave," and after finishing the matter, he counted six hundred yuan to Huang Xiaowei, and after putting it on the table, he looked at Huang Xiaowei with a smile and did not speak.

Huang Xiaowei looked at the six hundred yuan on the table and asked tentatively, "It's as simple as that, you won't bury any pit for me, right?" ”

Li Laosi hugged his legs and said, "It's that simple, take the money and leave." ”

Huang Xiaowei was overjoyed in his heart, thinking that this old man still had a little humanity, but before he could touch the money, he heard Li Laosi shout: "Cherish your life of less than a month, if you are still a virgin, then the extra 100 yuan will be used as the prostitution I gave you from the fourth master......"