When Huang Xiaowei saw the words written on the paper clearly, he was not in a hurry, and sat calmly on the ground smoking a cigarette, not because he gave up, but because the paper said, "How to come, how to go back." ”

Needless to ask, if you come by bicycle, of course, you go back by bicycle.

However, Huang Xiaowei looked at the bicycle beside him that was all floating, and couldn't help but think secretly, according to the meaning on the paper, this broken bicycle should be a prop that can travel through time and space.

But who is that dead old man? How could there be such a thing, but one thing is certain, that old man is definitely not just a stall, he definitely has a big background, and I will ask him when I go back.

Huang Xiaowei threw the cigarette butt on the ground casually, and when he was about to ride a bicycle, he still thought in his heart: "If archaeologists find this cigarette butt that has gone through 2,000 years of history thousands of years later, I don't know how I will feel. ”

Huang Xiaowei got on his bicycle and walked away, he didn't know which direction to go home, anyway, it was said on paper, so it should be just riding...... But, Huang Xiaowei suddenly thought of ...... The old man's words..... Is it credible?

"I ....." Before he could say the words, Huang Xiaowei's eyes suddenly went dark and bright, and he returned to the busy modern city.

.......

Looking at the scene in front of him, Huang Xiaowei took a deep breath of car exhaust, although he had only traveled for less than ten minutes, but at this moment, smelling the exhaust of the car, he sighed like a turtle that had just returned from abroad: "It's better to be at home!" ”

"Dididi," the owner of a Nissan car opposite Huang Xiaowei shouted at Huang Xiaowei here: "Hey, that kid riding a broken bicycle, can't go, why are you blocking the road, you want to touch porcelain, don't think that your car rim is drifting, you can install the accident scene, I press the ...... of the dashcam"

Huang Xiaowei looked at the owner's unbeaten expression, and secretly thought in his heart: "Look at how good the ancient people are, so simple, so polite, you look at the modern ...... of these grandsons."

"Dididi," more car horns sounded around him, and at the same time, accompanied by the angry scolding of the car owner, Huang Xiaowei found at a glance that he was so blocked on the road that he was so dead, no wonder people scolded himself for touching porcelain, Huang Xiaowei smiled embarrassedly at the people around him, and then pushed the bicycle and ran away.

The reason why he is pushing is because he is afraid that he will accidentally cross?

.........

Huang Xiaowei hadn't eaten since he came out in the morning, and now it's noon, his stomach protested against him, and he looked at the shy wallet in his trouser pocket, he did a big thing.....

Let's gnaw and grow old.

Twenty minutes later, Huang Xiaowei pushed the car to a small two-story restaurant called Fangyuan next to the downtown street.

Huang Xiaowei looked at the hotel for a long time, and after making sure that the two terrible people were not there, he dared to swagger in, pretending to be full of compulsion and shouting: "A piece of fish-flavored shredded pork, a bowl of rice, pack it and take it away, and the money will be on the old yellow account!" ”

A tall waitress was sitting at the dinner table munching melon seeds, and when she saw Huang Xiaowei's style, she covered her mouth and smiled, and shouted at the back kitchen: "Young Master Huang is here, a piece of fish-flavored shredded meat, pack it and take it away." ”

Looking at the smiling waitress, Huang Xiaowei hurriedly ran over and said respectfully: "Sister, don't say that, I can't stand it, brother, by the way, why aren't my parents here today?" ”

The waitress who is called Huang Xiaowei's sister is 28 years old this year, her full name is Li Xiaoyan, and she is Huang Xiaowei's mother's eldest niece, that is, Huang Xiaowei's cousin.

Li Xiaoyan is very beautiful, her black and bright hair, coupled with her delicate facial features and charming eyes, is simply the material of a female star, in fact, she did graduate from film school, but after graduation, it was very miserable, very miserable!!

went to Beipiao for two years, but he played all the tricks for two years, and the role with the most lines was only two sentences.

"Who are you....... Yes! "Finished

"Who's there........ Yes! "Finished

"Taijun don't shoot....... Yes! "Finished

In fact, Li Xiaoyan's appearance is still okay to play a female number one, but if you want to be a female number one this year, you have to sleep with the boss of the film and television company first, the boss sleeps, the director sleeps, the director sleeps, the producer sleeps, and the assistant director sleeps, so that there can be a chance.

But Li Xiaoyan herself thinks that this is purely insulting art, so she has never been unspoken rules, so she has been dealing with corpses, so she went home two years later......

After finishing the matter, the sister threatened to be her own boss, so she opened an online store on Taobao...... Outcome..... Lost 50,000 yuan.

But Li Xiaoyan didn't give up yet, and later she didn't know which mourner told her, saying that all fools who speculated in stocks could make money these days...... Afterward.......

Anyway, Huang Xiaowei and his aunt were almost angry with her, and in the end, Huang Xiaowei and his aunt reluctantly asked her to come to Huang Xiaowei's hotel first to work as a waiter.

But to put it bluntly, it's an experience, it's no different from inviting an ancestor home, I didn't see this noon, the hotel is so busy, this sister has no work in her eyes, and she is still snorting melon seeds there comfortably.

Li Xiaoyan glanced at Huang Xiaowei and said, "Didn't you go on a blind date, why did you come out so quickly?" ”

Huang Xiaowei took the melon seeds, and complained while knocking: "Don't mention it, you don't know your aunt's aesthetic gaze, how ugly she looks and how to introduce it to me, I didn't go at all today, I went to ancient times alone." ”

Li Xiaoyan puffed and said, "Don't be poor soon, but I can remind you, do you know why my aunt and brother-in-law are not in the store today?" ”

"The old couple went out to play mahjong again?"

"I'm going to see the house!!"

Huang Xiaowei asked strangely: "What, why does the hotel have to change places?" ”

Li Xiaoyan said with a smile in her eyes: "I went to show you the wedding room, and I heard that they said that they would prepare a wedding suit for you in the afternoon, as well as a suit and wedding dress or something, congratulations, you are about to become a married person!" ”

"Ahem, cough, cough ......." Huang Xiaowei listened to Li Xiaoyan's words, so he didn't let the melon seed skin choke to death, "I said sister, can you stop playing with me, I don't want to say that I don't have a word, I don't plan to write this word at all!" ”

Huang Xiaowei shouted at the back kitchen: "Is my food good, I'm still in a hurry to find a dead old man to settle accounts." ”

Li Xiaoyan smiled at Huang Xiaowei's back and said angrily, "Look behind you." ”

As soon as Huang Xiaowei turned his head, he saw their white BMW, which slowly stopped at the door of the hotel, which frightened Huang Xiaowei, and he slipped under the table with a bang, and a person was still there muttering, "Didn't see me, didn't see me, didn't see me." ”

Pushed open the door, two couples in their fifties dressed very fashionably walked in, Huang Xiaowei saw Huang Xiaowei with half of his buttocks still exposed under the table as soon as he entered the door, and his anger was immediately full.

stepped forward and scolded Huang Xiaowei's ass with a kick: "Don't fucking hide, my mother has already seen you, a careless thing, as soon as you enter the door, you will see your big belly exposed." ”

Li Xiaoyan laughed very unrighteously, and then took the melon seeds to watch the play, as for the diners who were eating around, they all stopped their chopsticks and looked at Huang Xiaowei's mother with a look of relief.

Huang Xiaowei and his father said in a deep voice: "I'm sorry, you should eat and drink," and then pulled his wife and asked her to pay attention to the occasion.

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly crawled out from under the table and said with a sneer: "This walk is back?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was even more angry when he heard this, "Slip a fart, you and I are your heartless thing, I will show you the real estate with your father, choose a suit to buy furniture, you are good, you didn't go on a blind date, why are your wings big, you are going to fly, you are not afraid of falling down halfway and killing you little bastard!" ”

Huang Xiaowei was sprayed by his mother's series of saliva, which was called a dizziness, he glanced at the lively diners around him, and hurriedly said: "Mom, there are many people, can you go upstairs and scold me?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glared at her hard, and then went upstairs to the private room angrily, Huang Xiaowei and his father looked like he hated iron and steel, and pointed at him with his fingers: "You, you," and then went upstairs.

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly followed, and Li Xiaoyan also followed in order not to miss the show.

Entering a small private room on the second floor, Huang Xiaowei's mother and his father sat on the stool, looking at Huang Xiaowei fiercely, Huang Xiaowei also wanted to sit down and rest for a while, but his wife shouted angrily: "Do you have a place to sit, do you still have a face, you little bastard?" ”

Huang Xiaowei whispered: "The face is this thing, it's actually ......."

Looking at his mother's gradually clenched fists, Huang Xiaowei immediately changed his words and said, "It should still be wanted!" ”

It just so happened that Li Xiaoyan also ran into the private room, sat directly opposite Huang Xiaowei, and said with a look of not thinking it was a big deal: "Someone still knows how to have a face, it's really not easy, I thought that thing was your placenta, and it was gone just after birth." ”

Huang Xiaowei looked at his cousin resentfully.

Huang Xiaowei slapped the table fuckingly, "Look at what your sister is doing, what's the matter, what she said is wrong?" ”

"Yes, not yet, but I said Mom and Dad, can you not fix me like an enemy of the people, why don't you talk well."

Huang Xiaowei's father said: "Okay, then tell me, why didn't you go on a blind date?" ”

Huang Xiaowei said aggrievedly: "Dad, let me ask you, my grandmother asked you to marry a pig, what are you doing?" ”

Huang Xiaowei's father was silent for a while and said, "It's not as exaggerated as you say, right?" ”

Huang Xiaowei directly took out his mobile phone, clicked on a photo and said, "Do you look like Zhu Bajie and his sister for yourself?" ”

Li Xiaoyan took the photo and looked at it, almost choked on the skin of melon seeds, in the photo, an ugly girl with a fat face and small glasses was making foolish fun at everyone, and in the photo, you can clearly see two or three nose hairs swaying in the wind.

Huang Xiaowei sighed and said a little unnaturally: "The children of other people look a little worse, but they can work, they know how to run a house, the second-ranked beauty in Gezhenbao, and the young men from all villages are rushing to ask for it." ”

"I can understand that the men in their village have never seen women, but Mom, I am your own son, you can't push me into the fire pit."

Li Xiaoyan asked curiously on the side: "This is the second, what about the first?" ”

Huang Xiaowei smiled slightly, "Sister, don't worry, my mother is still good to me, the last blind date was the No. 1 beauty in Gezhenbao," Huang Xiaowei swiped his finger lightly towards the screen, and a woman appeared on his mobile phone screen, this time even Li Xiaoyan didn't know what to say, the taste of the aunt and sister-in-law is not ordinarily heavy.

What does the woman in the photo look like, why don't we introduce it first, just one point is enough to make Huang Xiaowei collapse and want to die, she has a black mole on her nose, and a pinch of black hair on it.

Of course, if it was a little smaller, maybe Huang Xiaowei would have met her or something, but the mole ..... It is smaller than the eyeballs, standing impressively on the left side of the nose, making you look at it for a lifetime.

Huang Xiaowei said as if he had something to do: "This mole is good, beckoning, Wangfu." ”

Huang Xiaowei snorted twice at his mother's expressionless face, and then grabbed his cousin's little hand like white jade and didn't let go, crying and wiping tears and said: "Sister, you don't know how many sins your brother has suffered this month," Li Xiaoyan pouted and said, "Didn't you just see a few ugly girls, as for it?" ”

Huang Xiaowei didn't say a word, and directly handed the phone to his cousin and said, "Sister, there are a total of fifty-eight photos in the album, all of which were introduced to me by my mother, and then talk after you finish reading it yourself." ”

Li Xiaoyan took the phone, put it down a minute later, and looked at her loveless cousin sympathetically, and couldn't help but understand: "No wonder this kid runs on a blind date, just the person in the photo... How to say it, it's not ordinary ugly anyway, it's already ugly, ugly out of the realm, and there are a few long beards, and she thought it was a man if she didn't pay attention. ”

It can ward off evil spirits!

Listening to his son's bitterness, and the object he did introduce to him was indeed a bit excessive, Huang Xiaowei sighed and said, "Okay, don't pretend, mom won't find you a rural girl in the future?" ”

"There are also nests of ugly ones in the city."

Huang Xiaowei's father said: "Then what do you say you like, your cousin is like this?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at his cousin, "You can look good, you just have to ......be gentle" Before Huang Xiaowei finished speaking, Li Xiaoyan directly used the martial arts mastery, pinched his ears and eighteen methods, and scolded loudly: "Stinky boy, do you think the old lady is not gentle, right, you fucking tell me, where is the old lady not gentle, you little king and eight lambs!" ”