That day, when we walked to an open field, we saw a family in front of us, and Master said that he was going to do some fasting himself. Originally, Brother Monkey disagreed, but the master said very nicely: In the past, you went to the barren mountains and mountains, but now this place is flat, let me go once, and you can rest alone.

I thought that this was not Master's sincere words, it must have been that he had been sitting on horseback for a long time and his butt was aching, and he wanted to come down and walk!

I know my thoughts are dark and negative, but it makes perfect sense for me to think so.

The master went for a long time and didn't come back, and Brother Monkey squatted on the tree and looked in the direction where the master went, and said that it was not good, the master met a monster. After that, Brother Monkey disappeared with a "snort", leaving me and Senior Brother Sha there in a daze.

I like to be in a daze, and I often tell Brother Monkey not to run around, be careful of your body bones. I always feel that the human body is like the machine, it needs to rest. I compare being in a daze to resting myself, which still sounds reasonable! In fact, the mechanism of everything is the same, and from a casual little thing, you can often get a glimpse of a big truth about life, but some people have realized it, and some people have not realized it.

Brother Monkey came back not long after he went. When I came back, I still had a few clothes in my hand. Brother Monkey said that it was the goblins, and they were currently bathing in the river, so they had to quietly steal their clothes back so that they could have time to save the master.

I asked Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha to save Master first, saying that my old pig was going to clean up those goblins.

My old pig doesn't like goblins very much, except for women.

What's more, there are still a few female goblins taking a bath.

What's more, it's a few goblins with no clothes on.

It's a risk, it's worth taking.

I want to explain in advance that there is a difference between monsters and goblins: weird, strange, bizarre, and it affects the mood when you look at it; Jing is different, Jing means the best, the highest, the top, put it on the goblin to say that they are the best of the kind, the highest, the top, so, even if it is a demon, it also has a certain ornamental or use value.

When I got there, a couple of goblins were laughing and scolding in the water. I turned into a handsome monk, pretending to be passing; After that, he pretended to be very hot and went down to the river to take a bath. A few goblins swam over to beat me, and I was not afraid, and then turned into a carp and swam around them. Not to mention, these women's skin is really smooth, white and tender, and I don't know how to get it out, it is not at all comparable to my old pig, black and rough, like the bark of a thousand-year-old tree.

I admit that sometimes I have a lot of fun, but at the same time, I also want to declare: Lao Zhu is a person who distinguishes between public and private. It's like now, after playing with the female monsters, he has become the appearance of Bajie again, and he shouted at those goblins to take the initiative to stick out their heads and let me hoe a few rakes. It is estimated that no one is so obedient and willing to stick out their heads to find a beating, not to mention that they are still goblins. So they didn't obey, not only did they not obey, but they also rebelled and tied up my old pig.

The rope used to tie me was made of local material, and the silk was squeezed out of their navel.

Obviously, they are spider spirits; Because the bone spirit does not spin silk.

I heard Brother Monkey say that when they went to save the master, the master had already been hung up by the goblins, just like the last time he was hung up by the gang of robbers, like swinging. My old pig used to be hung up a lot, and it felt very comfortable, so I called it a "swing". So far, Master has been swinging twice, and I don't know if there will be a chance to continue swinging in the future.

I finally escaped, and I was so hungry that I ate all those cobwebs for food, and I felt very hungry.

Later, the master swore that he would never dare to go alone again to beg for food.

Fortunately, Master is a monk, otherwise he would really starve to death, just a timid person like him.

After walking for a few more days, a Taoist temple appeared in front of me. Although monks and Taoist priests are not a family, their basic policy is still the same, that is, they both beg for food; So when they meet each other, they can't help but feel a little sympathetic.

When I entered the Taoist temple, an old Taoist came out to greet him, and I also gave some tea and rice snacks.

It is ideal to have food and shelter.

The good times didn't last long, and it didn't take long for me to get stuffy and fall down with a bang; When I fell, four words popped out of my head: Cruel murder.

When I woke up, it was already dawn, and I don't know how long I had slept since I fell, and my eyes were still blurry, and I recognized it as if it was Lishan's mother. When I woke up, I still remembered that I had been framed by Lao Dao, so the first thing I said after waking up was: Damn, what about Lao Dao? I'm going to get revenge on him. Brother Monkey plans to beat Lao Dao to death with a stick, but Lishan's mother says that she just lacks a goalkeeper, so she will use this monster to make up for it.

It turns out that the Bodhisattva will also pick up cheap. Come to think of it, it's easy for anyone to make something that doesn't cost money.

It wasn't until the old mother of Lishan changed the old Taoist priest back to his original form that I knew that he was a centipede spirit.

It's just that I still haven't figured it out: how did the centipede spirit and the spider spirit hook up?