When I was very young, I heard a story told by the mother pig, and its general content was like this: once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple; One day, the old monk said to the young monk that once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple...... If anyone wants to listen to it, the story is longer than "One Thousand and One Nights", and it can go on indefinitely. I feel that our situation today is exactly the same as that story, we are in a cyclical process for a long time: over a mountain, still a mountain, after that mountain, another mountain...... I don't know what year or month it will take to reach the end, of course, once it comes to the end, it will be bitter and sweet.

That day, we were climbing a mountain, and an old man with gray hair and beard shouted to the master: "Monk, be careful, there are man-eating monsters in front of you!" Master's courage was originally small, and he usually called him "apprentice" when he saw rats and cockroaches, but now he was shouted by this old man, and he heard that there were some man-eating monsters, so he naturally fell off the horse.

The master asked Brother Monkey to go up and ask what was going on, to see what kind of monsters were in this mountain, and how many monsters there were, so that he could be mentally prepared.

Afraid of scaring the old man, Brother Monkey turned into a handsome monk, and when he left, he deliberately asked the master, is he handsome? I know that he is angry with Senior Brother Sha, obviously very handsome, so do you need to ask?

After a short time, Brother Monkey came back, and the master asked what mountain was in front of him, and Brother Monkey said he didn't know; The master asked what kind of monster was in front of him, but Brother Monkey still said he didn't know.

Bajie, come here. Master shouted at me.

The master said that I was more honest, and told me to go up and ask again, and I must ask if I am ugly.

The word "honesty" is generally used to praise people, but now the master has used it on my old pig, which shows that he is praising me; With this alone, my old pig had to go.

Lao Er was so frightened when he saw me that he took a few steps back, saying that I was even more thunderous than the monkey with the face of Lei Gong just now. I asked to understand, it turned out that this mountain is called Lion Camel Ridge, there is a Lion Camel Cave in the middle, there are three demon kings in the cave, not only the mana is boundless, there are tens of thousands of minions around this mountain.

When I came back, I didn't say a word, but squatted to the side. What does Brother Monkey mean by asking? Poop! The good news and bad news should have penetrated slowly, but this old man didn't understand, and said it all at once, I was very stimulated, so I couldn't accept it for the time being, and scared out the feces and urine.

Emotions can be transmitted, and seeing me like this, Master also became afraid.

Brother Monkey said that there is no need to be afraid, he said that his golden hoop stick can grow to forty zhang long, can grow to more than eight zhang thick, and then carry it up and roll it towards the east slope, and then roll towards the west slope, and finally roll in the north and south, not to mention forty or fifty thousand, even four or five hundred thousand is not a problem. Brother Monkey's words played a role in stabilizing the morale of the army, although it was inevitably a bit exaggerated, but I would rather it be true.

Lies should not be promoted, but they are necessary sometimes, such as in good faith.

Wine strengthens courage, and lies can strengthen courage, so we decided to move on.

After walking for a while, the master was not at ease, and asked me to go with Brother Monkey to send the monster away, and then he said that he was afraid that he would not be able to withstand the intimidation, and he was afraid that he would pee his pants like my old pig when the time came. Originally, I didn't want to come with Brother Monkey, but I really couldn't find a reason to refuse. They all say that it is not difficult to borrow something only by borrowing "mouth", but in my opinion, it is not true: to find an excuse, you have to find a place.

Calling the battle and starting the war are all handled by Brother Monkey. I still play the role of a cheerleader. Before I came, I greeted Brother Monkey: I only looked, I didn't speak; Brother Monkey also promised to give him a strong courage. The demon king may have known that Brother Monkey had some means, so as soon as he came out, he discussed with Brother Monkey and said that he wanted something simple.

It's really simple, as for the specific method, it's the Demon Dynasty's head Monkey Brother slashed three times, if Brother Monkey can go back alive, let us go, if Brother Monkey can't go back, of course we can go - as long as we can pass.

With such a grand agreement, of course, the contract must be signed first, so as not to have a lawsuit if either party repents at the time, and there is also a evidence. The first knife, Brother Monkey's head is safe and sound, but the devil's knife is missing; The second knife, the devil's knife is not missing, but Brother Monkey's head fell off and spun on the ground. The demon king said, look at your current appearance, for the time being, avoid that knife, as long as you can close your body, not only let you pass, you can also beat me. Originally, Brother Monkey was still rolling on the ground and playing, but when he heard him say this, he quickly got up with a snort, so frightened that the devil hurriedly denied it.

It seems that Brother Monkey got up a little faster, and forgot to ask me to sign a contract with the devil.

The demon fled into mid-air, and Brother Monkey also chased him into mid-air, and the two got into a fight in mid-air. Seeing that Brother Monkey was about to win, I hurriedly ran up and hoeed a rake. It makes sense for me to hoe this rake. People say "the grass on both sides of the wall", I am not the grass on the wall, so I will not fall on both sides, but I will fall to one side when the time is right; In addition, I do not fall down at the time of inappropriateness firmly. This is my principle of life, only support the victorious, not the defeated; Even if it's Master.