"Two little brothers!"

Su Dongpo has a flexible brain, and he learns from what he sees, and it is very chic to hear Shi Jinlang call others like this, so he also calls the two soldiers guarding the city gate like this.

"Who is your little brother, I am your grandfather, get out!"

Su Dongpo originally wanted to carry forward his three-inch incorruptible tongue, but the two soldiers guarding the city didn't eat him at all, and they scared him back with a word.

"Brother Emperor, what should I do now?"

Su Dongpo originally wanted to help, but he found that he seemed to be doing a favor, when Shi Jinlang spoke, the two soldiers guarding the city were still talking and laughing with him, who knew that Su Dongpo didn't finish a sentence, and the two soldiers guarding the city changed their faces on the spot, and the six relatives didn't recognize it.

To be honest, Shi Jinlang didn't know what to do, he was a person who even dared to scare Wu Zetian in person, but in the face of two people watching the door, Shi Jinlang didn't know where to start, even if he did, he couldn't see Wu Zetian after the scolding.

Just when he didn't know what to do, Shi Jinlang saw a few officials coming out of the city gate from a distance, and the one who was surrounded in the middle was Di Renjie, who he had only met in the morning.

"Master Di, I have to ask you to take care of me in the future!"

"Master Di is young and promising, and he will soar in the future, but don't forget my brother!"

"Surely, goodbye two adults!"

Di Renjie's fat pig face has already seen the doctor, although his face is still a little red, but the swelling has almost dissipated.

Saying goodbye to the two colleagues, Di Renjie shook his head and continued to walk forward, he had just been rewarded by the empress in the court, and when he didn't know where to go to celebrate, a black shadow quickly rushed in front of him.

"Bang Bang—"

The person who came forward directly grabbed Di Renjie's collar, and opened the bow left and right without saying anything, and "popping" were two big mouths.

“...”

Di Renjie was stunned on the spot, and the fat face that had just been swollen recovered on the spot.

Not only Di Renjie was stunned, but Su Dongpo and the two soldiers guarding the city gate were also stupid, who is Di Renjie, the first celebrity around Wu Zetian, the empress of the Tang Dynasty, who dares to slap his mouth in public like this?

"asdhjkdhjsadjkhsa-" (Initial launch, domain name (remember _3.)

Di Renjie was extremely angry, and he scolded on the spot, but when his voice came out, it turned into garbled characters. Fastest update on PC:/

“...”

Di Renjie calmed down on his own, and looked at it fixedly, it was none other than Shi Jinlang who had just pumped him in the morning.

"Is that you?"

When Di Renjie saw Shi Jinlang, he was stunned on the spot, this Nima, the turtle grandson who was killed by the sky, hadn't gone to trouble him yet, but he sent it to the door.

"Hello Master Di!"

Shi Jinlang looked at Di Renjie with a smiling expression and said: "I don't see you for a day, such as every three autumns, half a day, every autumn and a half, and I don't see you for one and a half autumns, I miss it very much!" ”

"What the hell do you want?"

Di Renjie cried with a sad face, with a tearless expression on his face, if he talked about his position alone, Di Renjie would throw off Shi Jinlang for more than a dozen streets, but the empress Wu Zetian didn't know how to have a twitch in IQ, and when he was in the court, he deliberately explained to the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty that he was not allowed to target Shi Jinlang in any form, and promoted him to the deputy director of the Datang Demon Management Bureau.

Empress Wu Zetian is used to being powerful and blessed on weekdays, although her approach today is very strange, but none of the civil and military officials dare to complain, although Di Renjie is a popular person around Wu Zetian, but the master has explained so, Di Renjie, who is licking a dog, naturally does not dare to have any objections.

So when Di Renjie went down to the court, he had already made up his mind in his heart, and the two big mouths who were beaten in the morning were just like that, anyway, he was still a celebrity around the empress, one person was above ten thousand people, as long as the empress Wu Zetian didn't mention his embarrassment, no one dared to mention it casually.

As for Shi Jinlang, Di Renjie didn't think about him anymore, he endured the calm for a while, took a step back and opened the sky, maybe the empress liked him only temporarily, and when the time came, the feng shui would take turns, and it would not be too late to deal with him after he fell out of favor.

is in the officialdom, and he can't help himself, Di Renjie has already forgiven Shi Jinlang with self-emotion, but he finally just looked at the swollen face, just walked out of the palace, and was swollen again on the spot, and this person is still Shi Jinlang, how do you say this makes Di Renjie not collapse?

"I don't want to do anything!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly, stretched out his hand and pointed at Su Dongpo beside him and said: "This is my friend, he has never been to the palace, he wants to go in and have a look, but the two little brothers who are guarding the city are not allowed to enter, this is really no way, I can only ask Master Di for a small favor!" ”

When Di Renjie heard this, a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, this Nima wants to ask Lao Tzu for help, don't ask Lao Tzu for help, just forget it, why don't you come up and smoke Lao Tzu's big mouth indiscriminately, are you especially this the attitude of asking people to do things?

Di Renjie thought so in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it to his face.

"Blind the eyes of the two of you, the friends of Lord Shi dare to stop you, don't you want to die?"

Di Renjie turned around and pointed at the two soldiers guarding the city gate.

"I'm sorry, Master Di, we didn't know these two were your friends!"

"Bang-bang-"

Di Renjie flew up and shook two big mouths by himself.

Can Di Renjie not be angry, because of such a trivial matter, he was hit with two big mouths in a row, but these four slaps went out, and the depression in Di Renjie's heart disappeared immediately, and it was really comfortable to beat people, this feeling was so pleasant.

"Thanks!"

When Di Renjie was still immersed in the pleasure of beating people, Shi Jinlang had already taken Su Dongpo into the imperial city.

“...”

Looking at Shi Jinlang and Su Dongpo's distant figures, Di Renjie gritted his teeth and said: "Shi Jinlang on the dog day, you wait for Lao Tzu, sooner or later Lao Tzu will make you ruthless!" ”

。。。。。。

Shi Jinlang took Su Dongpo all the way into the East Palace Palace, where the crown prince Li Xian lived, and later Li Xian rebelled and was assigned to the frontier to guard the Great Wall, and then it became Shi Jinlang's Tiansao Emperor's mansion.

"How?"

Shi Jinlang took Su Dongpo around the East Palace Annex, and only then did he ask cautiously, "Did you think of something?" ”

Su Dongpo shook his head and said, "It looks a bit familiar, but it's limited to this feeling!" ”

"Don't you have something else?" Shi Jinlang asked unwillingly: "Doesn't the grass and trees here evoke some special memories for you?" ”

When Su Dongpo heard this, he closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, then opened his eyes and shook his head, saying, "No, not at all!" ”

“...”

Shi Jinlang sighed with a black line on his head and said: "Alas, it seems that it is useless work!" ”

"The Empress has arrived!"

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion not far away.

Two rows of golden-armored soldiers quickly opened the way, and Wu Zetian, surrounded by a group of eunuchs, walked quickly in front of Shi Jinlang.

"Lord Shi, I heard that you beat the imperial court officials again, and you are also good at the East Palace Annex, can you be guilty!"

Wu Zetian strode forward and glared at Shi Jinlang domineeringly.

"How?" Shi Jinlang took a step forward and looked directly at Wu Zetian and said, "Is the empress personally here to cure my crimes?" ”

Shi Jinlang is not afraid of Wu Zetian, if she really wants to catch Shi Jinlang, she will not come with such fanfare, let alone come forward in person.

"Lord Shi is like this, which makes me very embarrassed!"

Wu Zetian stared at Shi Jinlang, Shi Jinlang also stared at her, stared at her for a long time, Wu Zetian smiled "haha", stepped forward and took Shi Jinlang's hand and said, "Let's go, go to my bedroom to eat!" ”

Shi Jinlang didn't resist, and let Wu Zetian pull him away. However, it was useless for him to resist if he wanted to, in front of so many gold-armored soldiers, I am afraid that he would be carried away.

"Brother Dongpo, you go back first!" Shi Jinlang turned back to Su Dongpo as he walked: "Go back and inform Ah Li and Xiao Qiao, just say that I am eating with the empress now, and I won't go home to eat for the time being!" ”

"Master Shi understands the little one, and the little one will go back and inform Madame!"

Su Dongpo didn't dare to come out when he saw Wu Zetian's atmosphere, and when he heard Shi Jinlang's instructions at this moment, he hurriedly nodded and agreed.

When Wu Zetian heard this, he shook his head helplessly and said, "Lord Shi, you deliberately explained your whereabouts clearly, what's the matter, are you afraid that I will still be able to eat you?" ”

"Not really!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "I'm mainly afraid that my family will be worried!" ”

"Yes!" Wu Zetian waved his hand and said to a eunuch beside him: "Little nobleman, you send that gentleman back together, inform my good sister Ah Li, and say that he will temporarily borrow his husband for one night, and return it on time tomorrow morning!" ”

"Slaves obey!"

The old eunuch saluted Wu Zetian, and then led someone to escort Su Dongpo back.

After Su Dongpo left, Shi Jinlang followed Wu Zetian all the way to her bedroom.

Because of Wu Zetian's greeting in advance, the hall of the dormitory was already full of banquets, and when Wu Zetian and Shi Jinlang entered, a group of palace maids were patrolling back and forth to warm food.

"Lord Shi, sit casually!"

Wu Zetian let go of Shi Jinlang's hand, and slowly walked to his throne with the support of the two palace maids, Shi Jinlang was not polite, he was used to this place, so he didn't see outside, and sat down casually in a comfortable place.

"Say it!"

After Shi Jinlang sat down, he looked up at Wu Zetian and said, "What is the matter with the empress inviting me!" ”

"Hehe-" Wu Zetian smiled coldly and said: "Obviously, Lord Shi is the official who beat me, and he is good at my imperial city, I am arresting you, how can it become that I invited you to come to the mouth of Lord Shi!" ”

"Really?" When Shi Jinlang heard this, he stood up directly and said: "Then don't talk nonsense here, send me to the magistrate's court for punishment!" ”

When Wu Zetian heard this, she shook her head helplessly, and then she retreated, got up from the throne, and walked in front of Shi Jinlang step by step and said: "I heard that Lord Shi is resourceful and a rare all-round talent in civil and military affairs, I wonder if Lord Shi is involved in the field of dream interpretation?" ”

"Dream interpretation?" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "The empress might as well talk about it, what kind of dream needs to be retreated to solve it?" ”

Wu Zetian sighed, then paced two steps in place: "For a long time, I have always had the same dream, in that dream, there is a little rabbit who can speak human words, it opened its mouth to call Senior Sister I, let me wake up, can Lord Shi know the meaning of this dream?" ”

"It's just a demon rabbit, why is the empress so concerned?" Shi Jinlang continued with a smile: "Besides, the dignified king is the number one power in the continent, and there should be many capable people under the empress, why do you want to find me, a little-known person, to interpret dreams?" ”

"This dream is not over!" Wu Zetian stretched out his hand and pressed Shi Jinlang's shoulder, and then continued: "At the beginning, I didn't take this dream seriously, thinking that it was just overwork that I would dream of some strange things, but as the frequency of this dream increased, I began to pay attention to it! ”

"I once sent someone to inquire about my master, the Ancient Demon Guide Jiang Ziya, but he didn't accept any more apprentices, let alone a demon rabbit as an apprentice!" Wu Zetian said as he raised his forehead and said: "So I am very strange, since I am not my junior brother, why would it give me more than one dream?" ”

"Then you ask me, I can't tell you!"

Shi Jinlang didn't know what medicine Wu Zetian was selling in the gourd for the time being, so he couldn't reveal his secret for the time being.

"And then the night, I would always meet this little rabbit in my dreams, and the little rabbit told me that there were some secrets hidden in the barren land thousands of miles away, and let me go there to find the answer!"

Wu Zetian shook his head as he spoke: "It's not a secret, the barren land is the place where I used to secretly imprison my master, the ancient magic guide Jiang Ziya, except for me, there are only a handful of people who know, for so many years, I rarely go there again, there is no day and night dreaming, after the little rabbit reminded me, I secretly took someone to survey that area!" ”

"But the facts I saw made me unbelievable, because in my memory, the barren land has always been shrouded in a dome of death, and it is a place of death, but after going there, I found that that place is called Huaguo Mountain, there is no dome of death at all, and there is no ancient magic guide Jiang Ziya, there is only one monkey there, a lonely monkey!"

When Shi Jinlang heard this, he probably understood, Wu Zetian is also a real person, and her memory has also forked, so she will keep having that dream, and the little rabbit in the dream is naturally Shi Jinlang's rabbit form.

"In other words, I have two different memories in my head, and both of them seem very real, which confuses me because I can't tell which part of the memory is real!"

Wu Zetian sneered as he spoke: "Until this morning, when I finished the morning court, I went back to the study to review the folds, but after reading it for a while, I fell asleep on the table, and the little rabbit appeared in my dream again. ”

"Do you know what it said to me?"

Wu Zetian looked down at Shi Jinlang and asked.

"Then how do I know?" Shi Jinlang picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it all.

"It told me about you, Lord Shi Jinlang!" Wu Zetian looked directly at Shi Jinlang and said word by word.

"Speaking of me?"

Shi Jinlang was stunned for a moment and said, "What did it say?" "Update the fastest mobile terminal: ://

"Little Rabbit asked me to go to Qingyang Road in Suzaku Square to meet someone, this person is you, Shi Jinlang, Lord Shi! The little rabbit also said that Lord Shi can give a perfect explanation for my doubts! After Wu Zetian finished speaking, he sat on the chair next to Shi Jinlang and said, "Regarding this matter, Lord Shi doesn't need to explain something?" ”

"And how do you want me to explain it?" Shi Jinlang played with the wine glass in his hand and said, "I mean I have nothing to say!" ”

"Really?"

Wu Zetian sneered, then stood up and said, "Since Lord Shi is unwilling to explain why your name appears in my dreams, then I have to guess wildly!" ”

"It's okay for the empress to speak directly!" Shi Jinlang waved his hand and motioned to the empress.

"Lord Shi, as the deputy director of the local branch of the Demon Management Bureau, is secretly making some kind of demon seed mechanism, and you cast an ecstasy spell on me, and then I will keep dreaming, and the little rabbit in the dream is the demon seed mechanism you used to cast this ecstasy spell!" Wu Zetian stared at Shi Jinlang with a cold gaze and said: "I have seen this kind of thing before, it is the thing used by the ancient demon guide Jiang Ziya to destroy the Great Demon God King Suo, and he secretly made dreams for me, you say, how should I cure your crimes?" ”

"Hahaha-"

After listening to Empress Wu Zetian's description, Shi Jinlang couldn't help laughing and said: "Since your empress thinks so, then what do you think I did with all my might to do such a thing and invade the dream realm of the empress of the Tang Dynasty?" Could it be that the beauty of a rabbit was used to induce the empress to indulge in wine, and then you died in the Tang Dynasty? ”

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