"About ten taels of silver!" Su Dongpo thought for a moment, and then said.

"Then how much did I treat you to two bowls of Timo instant noodles?" Shi Jinlang continued to ask.

"It's just a tael of silver!" Su Dongpo said without thinking.

"That's good, how much does this dress you have?"

After Shi Jinlang took Su Dongpo home, because the clothes on his body were too dirty, Shi Jinlang arranged for someone to change him into a new clothes.

"Look at the material and fabric, it's big—about three or five taels of silver!"

Su Dongpo gradually realized something, and the tone of his voice was not as impulsive as at the beginning.

"Good!" Shi Jinlang nodded, and continued to be kind and seductive, "Before you entered the kitchen, did I let the account room advance your month's salary in advance, can you tell me how many taels of silver?" ”

"Ten-ten taels!" Su Dongpo's old face turned red and lowered his head on the spot.

"Well, you have a good brain, you can help me figure out how much silver I have invested in you so far?"

"Uh-" Su Dongpo scratched the back of his head and said embarrassedly, "Total-add a total of about fifteen taels of silver!" ”

"Heh-" Shi Jinlang sneered and said, "Sell you to the palace as a eunuch, I can get a reward of ten taels of silver, but I have now invested fifteen taels in you, no matter how bad I am at mathematics, I also know that this business is a loss, do you think I would rather lose money myself and sell you to the palace to be a eunuch?" ”

"Besides, I advanced your salary for a month, and you only brushed the bowl for less than a day, and I lost not fifteen taels, but twenty-five taels of silver!" Shi Jinlang glared at Su Dong and said, "What's the matter, can you figure it out now?" ”

"I'm sorry!" Su Dongpo said embarrassedly, "I misunderstood Master Shi, but I still don't understand, why did Master Shi bring me to this place?" ”

"I didn't mean anything else to bring you here, I just wanted to walk with you!"

It was inconvenient for Shi Jinlang to get straight to the point, so he could only wait for Su Dongpo to see the familiar environment and diverge his thinking to imagine.

"Walk with me?" Su Dongpo said with a confused expression: "What does Master Shi mean by this, why do I get more confused the more I listen?" ”

"Don't get confused, let's go!"

Shi Jinlang said, stretched out his hand and wanted to pull Su Dongpo's arm, but Su Dongpo didn't wait for Shi Jinlang's hand to reach over, his body jumped back suddenly, and he jumped out more than a meter away.

"What's wrong again?" Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said.

"I know, I suddenly understood, all at once!" Su Dongpo looked at Shi Jinlang with disgust, opened his mouth a few times, and never said the following words.

Shi Jinlang was about to collapse from being tortured by Su Dongpo, he spread out his hands and said helplessly, "Okay, you say, what do you understand now?"

"Dirty, filthy, shameless, unspeakable!" Su Dongpo spat a few times in a row.

"Please!" Shi Jinlang was speechless and said, "I took you out for a walk, why are you obscene and shameless?" Why can't you say it, why is it so difficult to speak? ”

"You have a habit of broken sleeves, you don't bring a woman out, but you bring me here, you naturally covet my prosperous beauty, and want to have a broken sleeve fetish with me!"

Su Dongpo was not ashamed, and said everything he wanted to say in one go.

"Poof—"

Shi Jinlang burst out laughing again, this time Su Dongpo's brain hole was bigger than selling him as a eunuch, and Shi Jinlang was such a gentleman as a man, and he actually regarded him as a.

"Brother Dongpo, do you want to laugh me to death so that I can inherit my ant Huabei?" Shi Jinlang said with a crying and laughing expression, "Just your shoehorn face, why are you embarrassed to say that you are a beautiful face in the prosperous world?" ”

"That's—then maybe you'll love me!" Su Dongpo didn't seem to be very confident in his appearance, and he snorted for a long time before he said.

"Are you going to laugh to death?"

Shi Jinlang held his forehead and sighed, "Okay, since you are so persistent, then I will open the skylight and say something!" ”

"Huh?" When Su Dongpo heard this, he was stunned for a moment and said, "What does Master Shi want to do?" ”

Shi Jinlang paced two steps in place, considered his words for a while, and then looked at Su Dongpo and said, "First of all, before I tell you the real purpose of bringing you here, you must promise me one thing!" ”

"Okay, I promise you!"

Su Dongpo nodded without thinking.

"I haven't said what you promised to do, why did you promise so quickly?"

Shi Jinlang glared at him angrily, he had just sold him as a eunuch, and when he used Shi Jinlang as a, he didn't look like a big man, but now he began to become bold again.

"In addition to the above two things, no matter what Master Shi asks me to do, I promise you!"

"Okay, you hear clearly, what I'm going to say next may be much beyond the scope of what you can imagine, whether you can accept it or not, please keep a certain amount of calm, don't panic, don't shout, let alone promise me on the surface, go out and make up with others!" After Shi Jinlang finished speaking, he looked at Su Dongramp and said, "How about it, can you do it?" ”

"Something beyond my imagination?" When Su Dongpo heard this, he said with a happy face: "Then I really have to listen to what is going on!" ”

"Don't talk about calves, promise me first!" Shi Jinlang interrupted Su Dongpo's words.

"Okay, I promise you!"

"Wait a minute!"

Shi Jinlang waved his hand and said, "Swear in the name of your father Su Xun and your sister Su Xiaomei!" ”

"It's-"

When Su Dongpo heard this, he was stunned on the spot, he looked at Shi Jinlang and said, "How do you know these two names, this is impossible, you can't know!" ”

"Alright, can you calm down?" Shi Jinlang glanced at Su Dong and said, "Weren't you quite embarrassed just now, what's the matter, it's so messy now?" ”

"Master Shi, I swear in the name of my father Su Xun and my little sister, I promise you everything you just said! I will stay calm, I won't panic, I won't shout, and I won't say yes to the old man on the surface, and I will arrange you behind my back! ”

Su Dongpo raised three fingers and assured Shi Jinlang loudly with a righteous expression.

"That's good!" Shi Jinlang nodded and said, "This matter is a long story, but first of all, you have to accept that the innate setting you are in now is not real!" ”

"Not real?" Su Dongpo was stunned for a moment and said, "How do you say this?" ”

"If you assume it's a false world, do you feel like you're okay with it?"

Shi Jinlang did not answer Su Dongpo directly, but asked him rhetorically.

"Is it like a dream?" Su Dongpo was stunned for a long time, not knowing how to describe his mood.

"Uh-" Shi Jinlang thought for a moment and said, "It's not impossible to describe it like this, do you believe that this is a dream?" ”

"I don't believe it!" Su Dongpo said without thinking.

"You haven't even thought about it, how can you be so sure?" Shi Jinlang asked.

"I didn't think so, I also bit myself, the super ruthless kind, and bit off a piece of meat!" Su Dongpo said, while rolling up his sleeves and showing his arm to Shi Jinlang, "Look, there is still a scar here-hold the grass, what about my scar?" ”

When Shi Jinlang heard this, he also hurriedly came to Su Dongpo, he carefully looked at Su Dongpo's arm and said, "Are you sure it was the one that bites?" ”

"Sure!" Su Dongpo said with an incredible expression, "I bit off a piece of flesh and shed a lot of blood, why didn't I even leave a scar!" ”

Shi Jinlang's heart was surging, if Su Dongpo really harmed himself and left no scars, then the side confirmed the setting of an illusion, that is, in this illusion, he couldn't hurt himself.

It's just that Shi Jinlang is still not sure that this setting is only for humans, or if the NPCs in it are the same, and he needs to find someone to verify his idea.

"No, wait a minute!"

Shi Jinlang suddenly thought of something, he grabbed Su Dongpo's arm and said, "You just said that you bit yourself, why did you bite yourself?" ”

"To be honest, I also had the same idea as Master Shi before, I always felt that this world was a little fake, but I didn't know how to prove it, so I took a bite of myself!" Su Dongpo said truthfully, "Later, it was too painful, and I shed a lot of blood, so I dispelled my weird thoughts!" ”

"Why do you think that?" Shi Jinlang continued to ask: "Why did you suddenly doubt this world?" ”

"Because I used to dream a lot, I had some very strange dreams, and everything in the dream seemed so real, but I didn't experience me myself, but it was as if I had really experienced it!" Su Dongpo muttered to himself.

"Anyway, what did you see in your dreams?"

"See-" Su Dongpo held his forehead, maintaining a contemplative look, for a long time, he shook his head and said, "I can't remember!" ”

"And do you still have such dreams now?" Shi Jinlang continued to ask.

"I used to do it every day, but now it's much better, and I basically can't do it!"

When Shi Jinlang heard this, he nodded thoughtfully, if Su Dongpo's words were true, it also confirmed Alice's guess, Su Dongpo's brain capacity is very large, and the memory forcibly implanted in the illusion did not completely occupy his brain storage space, and the remaining part was also occupied by his real memory, but the two parts of the memory conflicted with each other, and after being dominated by the illusion memory, the original memory was also sealed, but because Su Dongpo's brain was very active, when he slept at night, The memory of the original world will turn into a dream, and make a cameo appearance in Su Dongpo's memory.

After a period of precipitation, Su Dongpo's memories in the illusion became more and more, and the original part of the memory was completely cleaned up, and even when he was sleeping at night, he couldn't flash into Su Dongpo's mind, so he didn't have the kind of dream he had before.

Shi Jinlang thought about it for a while, Su Dongpo has a super brain, and his receptivity is very strong, so Shi Jinlang decided to tell him directly about things in reality.

"Do you feel as if you've seen me somewhere?" Shi Jinlang looked directly into Su Dongpo's eyes and asked.

"When I first saw Master Shi, I did have this feeling, but after thinking about it, I felt that I had never seen it!" Su Dongpo nodded, then shook his head and said.

"You don't have to call me master, in another world, that is, the world you dreamed of, we are friends!" Shi Jinlang looked at Su Dongramp and said, "My real name is Shi Jinlang, I am the director of the Datang Super Energy Evolution Administration, and you have a person named Huang Tingjian who is my right-hand man, we are in a team, the name of the team is Tiansao Emperor Tuan, where we live and work, is here!" ”

Speaking of this, Shi Jinlang stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the East Palace and said, "But it's not called the current name, in another world, we renamed it, it's called Tiansao Emperor's Mansion!" ”

Su Dongpo listened to Shi Jinlang's words dumbfounded, he opened his mouth wide, stunned in place, and didn't know what to say.

"How's it going, do you have a little impression?" Shi Jinlang cautiously guided and asked.

Su Dongpo didn't speak, but shook his head.

"Come with me, I'll show you there!"

The current East Palace is the later Tiansao Emperor's Mansion, although the name is different, but the facilities inside have not changed too much, Shi Jinlang feels that if he takes Su Dongpo in for a spin, he should be able to awaken part of his memory.

Su Dongpo didn't speak, but he nodded, and let Shi Jinlang pull him away.

"Stop, the palace is forbidden, and no idle people are allowed to trespass!"

As soon as Shi Jinlang pulled Su Dongpo to the door, two soldiers in gold armor blocked the way with horizontal guns.

"Hello little brother, I am a friend of the Empress of the Tang Dynasty, I want to take my friend in for a walk, please inform the Empress!"

In the real world, Shi Jinlang's face is a signboard, no one inside and outside Chang'an City doesn't know him, Shi Jinlang doesn't need a token to go anywhere, and he won't be stopped like now, but this is an illusion, it's normal for the soldiers guarding the city gate to not know him, and it's not normal to know him!

"Hahaha-"

Hearing Shi Jinlang say this, the two soldiers guarding the city gate glanced at each other, and then hugged their stomachs and laughed loudly.

"I've been guarding the city gate for almost ten years, I've heard of all kinds of strange reasons to enter the city, and it's the first time I've seen someone like you bragging!"

"That's right! I also want to take my friends into the palace for a walk, how much wine have you drunk, will you give you another bowl of peanuts, and the entire Tang Dynasty will be yours! ”

“”

Shi Jinlang was full of black lines, he never thought that one day he would be scolded by two gatekeepers without the power to fight back.

"I-"

"What am I, I!"

"You-"

"What are you, get out of here, if you don't get out, I'll arrest you and throw you in prison!"

ps The big guy with a monthly pass in his hand, please help cast the monthly pass, thank you for your support, pencil is grateful!!

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