The monster heard that I was also Tang Seng's apprentice, and saw that I was born more burly and stout than Brother Monkey, and estimated that my ability might be greater than Brother Monkey's, so he hurriedly fled. I have already said earlier that "people should not be disguised", but I didn't expect that there are people who are more enlightened than me.

The soldiers are not tired of deceit, and they need to take advantage of the victory to pursue, so I raised the nail rake and ran all the way, and shouted "stop" while running, just like the robbery in the weekday movie. Brother Monkey shouted loudly from behind, which probably means "come on".

The dog was in a hurry and could jump off the wall, probably because I chased too closely and forced the devil to be in a hurry, so he turned around and opened his bloody mouth to me. It was a tiger's mouth, and I was a lamb, so I couldn't go in. Retreated, and I became a deserter.

The more dangerous it is, the more you have to move forward. I remember that this is the words of my uncle in the People's Liberation Army, why did Brother Monkey follow suit this time? I was running back, and Brother Monkey was moving backwards—in the direction of the Adversary. When I looked back, Brother Monkey had already been eaten by the devil in the stomach as I expected. Unexpectedly, Brother Monkey was smart and confused for a while, and finally became the monster's belly.

After I went back, I described the situation to the master in 1510, and the master did not withstand the blow and fainted.

Of course, when Master fainted, he still didn't forget to shout "Wukong" as designed in most movies and TV series.

I discussed with Senior Brother Sha and asked to divide the luggage, and then sell the white horse, leave some money for the master to retire, and everyone scattered: Senior Brother Sha returned to the quicksand river to be a monster, and I went back to Gao Laozhuang to find Sister Lan. Senior Brother Sha said no, saying that he had to find Brother Monkey's body first.

This is easy, won't Ming'er find the place where the demon head is Gong Gong in the morning?

The idea of separating has been in my stomach for a long time, but I haven't had a chance to say it. As for going to the West Heaven with Master to learn scriptures, I am not very happy in private. The reason why I promised the Bodhisattva to be my master's bodyguard was because I hadn't met Sister Lan at that time. Since I met Sister Lan, my thoughts have changed: it turns out that there is something more refreshing in this world than drinking with Li Bai.

As for following the master later, it was really a last resort.

Now that Brother Monkey has been eaten by the devil, I just have a reason to divide the luggage, although I know that the devil can't do anything to Brother Monkey.

My thoughts at the time were: Even if Brother Monkey escaped, my old pig had already finished his luggage and rushed to Gaojiazhuang.

But I miscalculated the time, and Brother Monkey came back when we divided the luggage. Scolding is indispensable, and the ears are pulled again as usual; Fortunately, the elasticity of the pig's ears is large, otherwise, it would have been used as a snack for Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey told me to go up and resist it, saying that the devil was too powerful and he wanted to take a rest.

I understand, I've always been in the position of a substitute, no wonder the master doesn't pay attention to what my old pig said.

A soldier who doesn't want to be an officer is not a good soldier, and similarly, a player who doesn't want to be a main player is not a good player. I decided to be more self-motivated.

But in the end, I still have a weak heart, so before leaving, I discussed with Brother Monkey whether I could be tied up like the devil just now, and if I was eaten by the devil, I could be pulled out. Senior Brother Sha said that this is a good way.

With this rope on my waist, I have a lot more confidence, and I naturally go all out when I pinch the fight. Brother Monkey was eaten by the devil before, which shows how powerful the devil is. It was basically normal for me to be defeated by the Adversary next. According to the prior agreement, Brother Monkey should pull me back at this juncture, but he didn't, he said that his hands were sore, and instead he put the rope down. As a result, I was caught by the devil's minions.

As we all know, pork is basically a popular lover, and there are no exceptions in the Three Realms. The big brother said that he would soak him in the pool and wait for him to cook the meat and eat it. This has happened a few times before, and every time I can save the day, I wonder if this time will be an exception.

I like to take a bath, and I can't help but think about things in the pool. The most considered thing is how these youkai will eat my meat. If it is really salted and eaten as the big devil said, I guess it will be very painful, "salt on the wound"; If you cook and eat it like the second demon said, it may feel better, but you need to cut off your head first; If it is steamed and eaten as the three devils say, I will be more scared, and you can imagine the feeling of being suffocated in the sauna......

Before I could think through this matter, I heard someone behind me shouting "Wu Neng". Wu Neng is my Dharma name, and not many people know it, so it seems that it should be an acquaintance.

Acquaintances are acquaintances, but they are not very popular, and he says that he is a hook officer, and he wants to catch me and go to hell.

Most of the world's roads are two, one is the right way and the other is the evil road; There are probably two doors in the world, one is the front door and the other is the back door. When the right path is not walkable, or the front door is not able to go forward, the evil path and the back door are two good options, because they can both achieve the intended purpose. I still want to live, so I will discuss with the Gou Siguan and be accommodating for another day.

Of course, there is a price to be paid for one day, and the price is four dollars and six cents of silver.

Why four cents and six cents? Because it was broken silver, when he took it to the silversmith to make a piece, he was deducted a few cents by the silversmith. What needs to be stated is that this money was neither stolen nor robbed by my old pig, it was my old pig's private money, and the master did not know.

Money can make ghosts grind, although there is no grinding to push at present, but there are people to put it.

I remember that there is a movie line like this: true and false, false and true, true and false, false and true. It does make sense, some things seem to be false, but in fact they are true; Some things seem to be true, but they are false. is like the current Gou Commander, he is pretending to be Brother Monkey. My old pig's head was not easy to use, but now that I am being messed with by Brother Monkey, I really don't know if what is in front of me is true or false.