They are all called Zhu Bajie, but in fact, that is not my real name.

My real name is Marshal Tianpeng, and I am the commander-in-chief of the navy in the galaxy. Li Bai, you are familiar with it, his sentence "Flying down 3,000 feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way falls for nine days" is what he said to me after drinking.

My ideal is to be able to live a peaceful and stable life, and I really like the current environment, because there are so many things here that I have never seen before, and I deal with some people who have never been in contact with me, I think this will be of great help to my future career, and at the same time, I can increase a lot of knowledge.

One day, the peaches in the queen mother's peach orchard were ripe again, and she said that she was going to open a peach club, and that she was going to auction the largest peach, that is, the "fairy king peach", with a reserve price of 10,000. Naturally, such an occasion is rarely cheered, so on the first day of the Pan Tao Club, the Queen Mother beckoned us to a group of heavenly soldiers and generals to drink, which means clearly, that is, I hope that we will cooperate with her, to put it bluntly, it is to be her "nursery".

How to cooperate?

Oh, there's a lot of knowledge here, so I'll give you an analysis now.

For example, when the Queen Mother finished shouting 10,000, when the one, two, and three had not yet counted, someone at the bottom had to continue to increase the price, such as shouting 15,000; After shouting 15,000, someone has to raise the price when the word Queen Mother has not yet been exported, such as shouting another 20,000...... Yes, what you want is such a competitive atmosphere, maybe someone will be unconvinced and want to fight you fiercely during the period! It's okay, if that's the case, you're not going to be able to say it politely, it's that he was fooled, and that's what we did with this trick. Of course, at the right time, the nursery must also know how to retreat bravely, so that he can buy this peach, and then we can go to the Queen Mother to get the money.

I remember that once I was fooled by Shunfeng Ear, and spent 80,000 yuan to buy a "fairy peach", I asked him what it tasted like, and he said with a bitter face and aggrieved: I don't know. How could you not know? It turned out that he was reluctant to eat the peaches that he spent 80,000 yuan, and put them in the hall as decorations every day, but they rotted. Of course, this kind of thing happens almost every year, and the big guys are used to it. What if no one raises the price? It's okay, the nurses will still go up, even if they are bought by the nursery in the end, it doesn't matter, the seller will act as if nothing happened, and as for the peach, it will naturally be eaten as if it were ordinary.

So sometimes I can't figure out why those people are so unenlightened. It's three points worse than my old pig. Later, I learned that it was not that they were stupid, but that there was something called "unspoken rules" in this world, and those who understood nothing had anything, and those who did not understand were often fooled.

But these are just words that I held in my stomach, and I never dared to say it, after all, she is the queen mother, and of course she said yes. Besides, this kind of thing has nothing to do with me at all, as long as I go to her afterwards to get the money, then go to buy wine, and then continue to watch MM, I will be satisfied. Besides, the Queen Mother is a celebrity, celebrities are more authoritative, what they say is more weighty, and their vision of things is different from ours, so there is no need to worry about her. To worry about her is to worry about her future, and I still want to stay here, so I have to turn a blind eye.

You see, so many drunken words are said in a daze.

Yes, I drank too much again, it's all because of the little fairy girls who accompany the wine, I didn't want to drink so much, because I have to go to Tianhe Mansion to drink two cups with Brother Li Bai later, he said that he brought two bottles of "Taibai Liquor" up today, which is very energetic. But as soon as I saw the little fairy girls who came to me to toast laughing and trembling, my heart sprouted again. Drink it, maybe one of the sisters fell in love with me, saying that I was arrogant and wanted to marry me! They all said that "peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic", I don't see it right, it should be changed to "peony flowers are drunk." It's also a ghost to be romantic", but until the end of the banquet, no sister asked me to be a merry ghost under the peony flowers. After the party was dismissed, I had to go back, called Brother Taibai, and said that I really couldn't go over, and asked him to drink slowly alone, and I would go to find him early tomorrow morning...... Before I could finish my words, and before I heard Brother Taibai's reply, my phone suddenly ran out of battery. Damn, this parallel mobile phone, I must go to clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear to settle accounts, even if it is 199 yuan, I have to let people finish talking!

Yes, clairvoyance and shunfeng ears have also been issued in recent years, opened a Qianli Transsion communication company, business is very hot, it is said that they plan to launch a new mobile phone next, with 300 functions, in addition to being able to answer phones and make calls, it can also be used as refrigerators, washing machines, fitness equipment, hotels, racing cars and so on.

Hey, I drank too much, I even stumbled when I walked, my eyes were blurry everywhere, and I didn't know if I was home. Later, it was as if I had entered a door. As soon as I entered the door, I heard my sister's voice coming from me, and told the marshal to be careful.

Hey, why is there a woman in my room? Could it be ......