Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (57)
After that, we went to the house where Senior Brother Sha asked two days ago to rest for the night, had a good night's sleep, and then inquired about the road conditions ahead by the way, and then we set off. The woman said, "As long as we keep going, as long as we slow down a little bit, we will probably reach a market town in front of us when it gets dark, which is relatively large, and there is everything in it, and we can rest there again." Brother Monkey thanked the woman and wanted to give her some money as compensation, but the woman said no, and she didn't eat much. So Brother Monkey didn't shirk anymore, and then we left there and drove forward. Brother Monkey has been urging us to hurry up, and I complained as I walked: Women are really, but they just said "slow down a little faster", and she didn't say how fast it was? Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, let's try to do it as soon as possible, and we will talk about it if we can catch up with the time. Except for a break at noon when we ate dry food, we have been non-stop for the rest of the time.
It was getting dark, and I said, "It seems that we have no hope of spending the night in the market town." Brother Monkey didn't speak, just climbed to the highest rock and looked into the distance. Suddenly, Brother Monkey shouted, saying that he saw the appearance of a house in front of him, and it was probably a market town. I climbed up to look at it, but I didn't see anything. Brother Monkey said: Cut, you are short-sighted and don't wear glasses, of course you can't see it! I trotted to the front, only to find that Brother Monkey was right, it was indeed a market town, but now it was dark, there were not many pedestrians on the streets, and some shops had closed. I said we had to find a place to live, or no one would open the door for us later.
Just when we were looking around looking for a hotel, there was also someone looking at the door of a room, it was a man, who looked more obscene, and was overjoyed when he saw us, and asked: How many people are looking for a place to live? Brother Monkey said: Yes! The man smiled and said, "I'm a hotel here, how many people are interested in coming in and having a look?" Brother Monkey didn't want to go in, Brother Monkey has always believed that "the most beautiful scenery is always at the front", but after I said a word, Brother Monkey decided to go in. I said: The moon is dark and the wind is high, and it is estimated that there will be no shop in this village.
After I went in, I found that the man had been looking at us with a strange look, and I always felt confused. Finally, when he looked at me with the same eyes, I couldn't help it, so I said to him brightly: Brother, if you have anything to say, just say it directly, don't always look at us with that kind of eyes, the old pig is not used to it! The man's face immediately turned red, and he looked embarrassed and said: I see that a few people are more special, so I want to take the liberty of asking a question. You ask! I said very generously: How many people are coming from Lingshan and going to the end of the mysterious space?
Hearing this, Brother Monkey immediately turned around vigilantly and asked vigilantly: How did you know? It looks very stern. The man was so frightened that he took several steps back, and after some comfort from Senior Brother Sha, he finally stabilized his mood again. Tell me, how do you know? Brother Monkey is much gentler this time.
The man smiled obscenely, and then said: Your deeds have long been known to everyone, and I heard that a few of them are very powerful, right? The man asked tentatively. You don't need to ask about this, you just need to greet us thoughtfully, Lao Sun will not send you money! Brother Monkey looked impatient, this kind of thing is obviously the less people know about it, the better. After that, the man glanced at me and Senior Brother Sha again, and then stepped back to prepare food for us. I said: Brother Monkey, it seems that the situation is not good for us! Brother Monkey said: What are you afraid of? We didn't break the law, what are we afraid of him doing? The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, what are you afraid of? Senior Brother Sha said: It's better to be careful! It's better to be careful!
After eating, we were about to rest, and the man came up to call us and said, "Everyone, some people are looking for you!" Who to look for? Looking for us? A few of us were stunned. Who are the people below? Brother Monkey asked. We're new to the city, so how can anyone look for us? Senior Brother Sha said. The man said, "I don't know much about this, but just now a woman came to look for you, so I came up and told you." Woman? We're even more confused. Nerds! Brother Monkey suddenly turned to me, and asked angrily: Are you messing with flowers and grass outside again? I said, Brother Monkey, can you use your brain, how long have we only been here? Do you believe that the old pig picks up girls so fast? The old pig is willing! I said indignantly. I guess Brother Monkey thinks what I said makes sense, so he stopped asking in the end.
After a pause, Senior Brother Sha said, "Senior Brother, I think we should go out and have a look first." Brother Monkey asked the man: Are you sure you're looking for us? The man said, "Definitely." So let's go down. But when we got to the door, we didn't see the woman the man was talking about. The man said, "Hey, she was still here!" Where did you go? Brother Monkey said: You must be mistaken. After that, I'm going to pull us upstairs.
Before we could get to the top of the stairs, the man's voice suddenly came: Hey, she's there! So we had to turn back again. Sure enough, there was a man standing in the middle of the street in the distance and waving at us. The man said: That's her! We watched for a while, and the man was still waving there, but we couldn't tell if the other person was a man or a woman. The man said, "If you come closer, you will see clearly." Brother Monkey said: Idiot, go and see what is going on. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, that's not very good, let's go and see together, if there is anything, everyone can take care of it. So the three of us cautiously headed in that direction.
When I approached Yiyi, it was really a woman, and she looked quite standard. Brother Monkey asked very sternly: Who are you? What are you looking for us? The woman smiled charmingly, and then said, "Ouch, don't be so fierce!" I said, "Yes! Oh, yes! Brother Monkey, you can't be cruel to women, you have to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. Go, go, go! Brother Monkey said. Brother Monkey turned his head to the woman again and said, "Say, what are you looking for us?" The woman smiled and said, "It's just that my master has been invited, and I'm just here to pass the word." After speaking, he smiled again, and the flowers trembled. Your master? Who is it? Brother Monkey asked. The woman said, "Well, you will know when you go, my master said that you are his guests, and told me to persuade you with good words." Your master? Why don't you come out and meet in person? Where are you hiding? Brother Monkey said very sternly again. The woman said, "My master is suffering from a cold today, so he cannot come in person, so I have asked you to meet him." I said: Brother Monkey, since this is the case, why don't we go for a trip, maybe we are fans of "Journey to the West"! Brother Monkey doesn't speak. After a long time, Brother Monkey said: You go back and tell your master, just say that we have no time to see him, and tell him to come to us by himself when he recovers. After that, Brother Monkey planned to pull us back.
The woman's actions were quite fast, and she ran in front of us at once, stood next to me and said delicately: How many of you really don't give face? My master has prepared the meal, and is waiting for you to go to the feast." After finishing speaking, the woman rubbed my chest with her towering chest, and then asked equally delicately: "Tell me, big brother, shouldn't you refuse my master's invitation?" I immediately felt numb all over my body, and I felt a little ecstatic, so I had to mutter: Yes, I really shouldn't refuse. Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said, "Senior Brother, I also think it's better for us to go and take a look, after all, everyone has come to invite us to come." The woman said delicately: "Yes, my master has heard of the names of you for a long time!" I heard that you are the incorruptible body of Vajra? When the woman said this, her eyes looked full of charm, as if water would flow out of her eyes when she touched it. Brother Monkey didn't answer, of course, it is also inconvenient for the old pig to answer women's questions, after all, this is related to our vital interests. Brother Monkey weighed it, so he was no longer embarrassed to say no, and said to the woman: Lead the way! So the woman led the way.
After walking a long way, we came to a single room, although it was also on the street, but the surroundings seemed very empty, and at a glance we knew that it was a rich family, and the yard almost occupied the area of two houses. The house was brightly lit, and the woman led us to the door of a house and then stopped leaving, but told us to go in by ourselves, saying that she was not allowed to go in, and that her master was waiting for us inside. Strange as it was, we went in anyway. But there were no people in there, only some of the most common furniture, so we went back and asked the woman. The woman said, "Go a little further and you will see my master." After that, he walked away.
I couldn't see any conspiracy hidden here, so we walked inside. But when I got to the middle of the house, I still didn't see a single figure, and just as I was about to shout, I suddenly heard a "boom" sound from the direction of the door. We hurriedly looked back and saw that the door had been closed by someone. Brother Monkey was shocked and said: Not good! After that, he took the lead and rushed in the direction of the door. Unfortunately, the door had been slammed shut, leaving not even the slightest gap. Just as we were scratching our ears and heading to figure out a way, there was a "boom" sound from above. When I looked up, it turned out to be a box that was coming down to us. He wanted to run away, but it was too late, and Brother Monkey moved a little faster, but he only ran to the edge of the box, and then the box fell and almost hit his foot. Immediately, the surroundings immediately became dark, and there was no light to be seen.
Fooled! Fooled! Brother Monkey shouted. It's all your fault! Nerds! If you hadn't listened to that bewitching woman's good words, Lao Sun wouldn't have come here at all; It's good now, I've fallen for someone else's beauty trick, right? It's really not a long memory! Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, don't scold the second senior brother, who would have thought that women are so poisonous? You still say! You still say! Brother Monkey roared at Senior Brother Sha again: If you weren't in favor of coming over and taking a look, Lao Sun wouldn't have come over! Someone invited us to dinner for no reason, where is such a good thing! So Senior Brother Sha had no choice but to keep silent.
After that, we all fell silent, and we all waited for the fate of the people who came, although we didn't know who was coming. The cabinet was very dense, there were no gaps at all, and it was still very strong, as if it was made of steel plates, and it is completely conceivable that the people who made this cabinet were simply deliberate. After a while, a voice came from outside: Did you go in? It's in! Locked in! The other replied. Feed! Give money! I tricked them into coming to you! The woman's voice, I could hear it at once was the voice of the woman who brought us here just now, and it was still delicate. Then I heard the sound of counting the money, and then I heard the sound of tapping and tapping as I walked away.
I understand, the old pig is really a beauty. Someone! Lift them up and follow me! A more majestic voice rang out. Be! There are many people who should be admitted at the same time. After that, I felt like I was shaking, and it was obvious that I was walking. I couldn't help but want to sleep after this shaking, so I began to get confused, and I don't know if Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were confused, anyway, the old pig was confused. Bang, a crisp sound woke me up, we seemed to have landed, and then I heard a voice talking outside: Master, do you want to release them? Don't worry, let them get a little ecstasy first, I heard they are all amazing! After that, I felt that there was a leisurely aroma spread in the small space, and Brother Monkey said: Brother Sha, nerd! Cover your nose quickly! After that, I literally covered my nose.
But within two minutes, I couldn't stand it, so I had to let go of the hand covering my nose and gasp and say: Oh, Brother Monkey, the old pig can't stand it, the ecstasy smoke will be the ecstasy smoke, catch it! I guess Brother Monkey thinks what I said makes sense, it's just such a small space, and the air in it is inhaled by a few of us anyway, and it's always not okay to cover your nose. So later, I heard the panting voices of Senior Brother Sha and Brother Monkey. Gradually, drowsiness came up, and then I tilted my head and didn't know anything. When I woke up again, I found that the three of us were tied to the pillar, and there was a Taoist priest standing in front of us, looking at us with a smile. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha have also woken up, and Brother Monkey asked vigilantly: Why did you arrest us? The Taoist priest laughed and said: If it is really King Kong's incorruptible body, the whole body is full of treasures, and you must make good use of it.
After a while, the Taoist priest seemed to remember Brother Monkey's question, and said, "Oh! By the way, I forgot to introduce myself; The old man is called the Golden Retriever Taoist, and some time ago I heard that there will be three ugly monsters who are going to the end of the mysterious space from Lingshan, and it is said that eating their meat can increase cultivation, so I decided to catch you to enjoy it. Could it be that the hotel is your person? Brother Monkey asked. In this way, it is obvious that someone has betrayed us, otherwise it would be impossible for us to know our identity when we first arrived at the Golden Retriever Daoist. Huh? The golden haired Taoist said: That's just the people I bought, they just take money to do things. That woman too? I asked hurriedly, though I had heard him talking to other people before, I still wished she wasn't that kind of person. However, the words of the golden retriever made me completely disappointed, because he said: That's right! When the golden haired Taoist said this, I saw a trace of contempt in Brother Monkey's eyes.
You look at them so much, don't let them run away, or I'll settle accounts with you! After a while, the Golden Retriever Daoist said to the surrounding Taoist priests that it was obvious that it was his apprentice. Feed! Old man! Just as the golden haired Taoist was about to turn around and leave, Brother Monkey suddenly spoke, with a smile on his face. What's the matter? The Golden Retriever Dao Chang turned around and asked. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Old man, you don't wake up, do you think you can tie us up with just a few simple ropes of yours? What a joke! The golden haired Taoist laughed and said: Don't laugh at this rope, this has been consecrated by the Buddha Yuan Master, and it will not be damaged in the slightest if it is tempered and tempered; Try it if you don't believe it! The Golden Retriever Daoist looked very contemptuous when he said this. Brother Monkey listened, was silent for a while, and said: Believe it, believe it! Where does Lao Sun dare not believe it? Besides, there's no reason for you to lie to me! It's good that you know! The golden hairer said, and then turned around and went out.
As soon as the golden haired Taoist brother left, Brother Monkey began to hedge with the Taoist priests around him, Brother Monkey said: Brother, we used to be monks, so we are still a family! Why cannibalism? Alas! It's the same root, why is it too anxious! After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he sighed again. It's a pity that those Taoist priests didn't even look at Brother Monkey, and took out their playing cards to fight the landlord, which made Brother Monkey not annoyed. I smiled and said: Brother Monkey, you didn't like my old pig to pat on the back before, but now you know the importance of slapping the horse's ass! Brother Monkey doesn't speak. After a while, Brother Monkey whispered to me: Idiot, since your sycophants are perfect, it is better to get close to them now, let's get closer, and my grandson can find a way to let them loosen our bonds! I said: Brother Monkey, do you have a way? Brother Monkey smiled and said: There is a way, but you have to try to see if it works, you just need to lure them over. Seriously? I said. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, why are you struggling? Will Lao Sun still joke with you at this time? So I began to figure out how to win over those Taoist priests. Finally, I came up with a foolproof solution, and I started to implement it.
I said to the Taoist priests who were fighting the landlords: Brother, are you short of money? Hearing the word "money", those Taoist priests really immediately turned around. I took the opportunity to say: If you are short of money, the old pig still has some in his pocket, you can use it. As soon as I heard that I still had money in my pocket, those Taoist priests really came over immediately; See, what money is like dung, it's all about saying it and making people fooled.
Several Taoist priests immediately gathered around me and took it out of my pocket. Two days ago, I took some money from Brother Monkey and haven't spent it yet, so this time it will come in handy. Brother Monkey glanced at me, as if he was boasting that I had a way. There really is! A Taoist priest cheered in surprise. Yet! Yet! The other Taoist priest hurriedly went through the other pockets again. Gone! I said, "That's it, you guys can divide it." So they stood there and divided the money. Suddenly, a disgusting stench hit my face, as if someone had let out a stinky fart. When I looked up, I saw Brother Monkey smiling evilly, it turned out to be him! I don't know what the hell Brother Monkey is up to. Of course, since I smelled it at the very farthest place, the Taoist priests in the middle of the country also smelled it, so a Taoist priest exclaimed nearby: Oops! Who farts? Oh, yes! Oh, yes! It stinks! Another Taoist priest said. Brother Monkey spoke, looking very painful: Brother, please make it convenient, Lao Sun wants to go to the toilet, and he will come out soon.
Cut! Those Taoist priests ignored it, and after that, they still planned to go back to fight the landlord. Hold it! Brother Monkey suddenly became ruthless. What's wrong? One of the Taoist priests asked. Hehe; Brother Monkey immediately changed his smile and said: Think about it, if you don't let me go to the toilet, it won't be you subordinates who will cut my grandson's meat at that time? Aren't you afraid of filth? Another Taoist priest thought for a while and said, "Third brother, what he said is really like that, let's find a way to let him go to the toilet, so as not to stink for a while." Several other Taoist priests were more in favor, but they didn't know what method to use. Because one of the Taoist priests said: I heard the master say that these guys are very powerful! Can't you stop people from going to the toilet when you get there? Another said.
So a few of them came up with a solution there. I saw Brother Monkey smirk, as if celebrating the success of his plan. After a while, they finally discussed it and decided to follow Brother Monkey to hurt the toilet together. I thought it would be more spectacular. The plan was carried out, and except for one of the Taoist priests who left us to guard us, everyone else accompanied Brother Monkey to the toilet. Senior Brother Sha and I are waiting for Brother Monkey to come out, and it will be a matter of time.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the sound of a fight to come from inside, and after a while, Brother Monkey walked out of it alone. The Taoist priest who was guarding us was very strange and asked Brother Monkey: What about them? Brother Monkey smiled and said: They all said they wanted to shhh Looking at the stunned Taoist priest and Senior Brother Sha, they couldn't help laughing. Get him! Get him! Suddenly, from the direction of the toilet, the angry shouts of the Taoist priests were heard.
The Taoist priest outside immediately reacted to what was going on, so he hurriedly stepped forward to catch Brother Monkey, but where was he Brother Monkey's opponent? Within two moves, he was knocked to the ground by Brother Monkey with a pop. Someone! Someone! The Taoist priest saw that he couldn't beat Brother Monkey, so he began to shout. There was a shouting outside, and then I heard the sound of tapping and tapping, and then it got closer and closer. With a snap, Brother Monkey gave him a loud slap in the face, then kicked him away, and then got up and closed the door.
After that, Brother Monkey came to us quickly, and when he was about to untie the rope, he suddenly saw the previous Taoist priests running out of it, and he looked very angry. I asked Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, did you beat them? Brother Monkey said: No, Lao Sun just pushed them into the toilet.
Sure enough, as soon as those people came out, a smoky stench permeated, and that was how those Taoist priests rushed towards Brother Monkey. Knock knock, and then there was a sound of banging on the door, so Brother Monkey was attacked on his back. said that it was too late and that it was too fast, and the Taoist priests who fell into the toilet had already rushed to Brother Monkey again, so Brother Monkey had no choice but to avoid his edge and dodge. Bang, there was a loud noise, and the door was slammed open by the Taoist priests outside, and many Taoist priests poured in from the outside. Looking closely, the golden retriever Taoist was also in the crowd. Get him! The Golden Retriever shouted. So they all went to Brother Monkey.
In this way, Brother Monkey can't parry, not to mention that there is a golden retriever who didn't make a move? So Brother Monkey shouted at me and Senior Brother Sha: Idiot Senior Brother Sha! Lao Sun goes first! Okay! I and Senior Brother Sha replied. Escaping was not a difficult thing for Brother Monkey, although he was intercepted by several skilled Taoist priests including the Golden Retriever Daoist when he fled, Brother Monkey still shot at the speed of a Scud missile.
The golden haired Taoist turned around and looked at us angrily, which made people tremble. Then the Golden Retriever Daoist began to look at the stinky Taoist priests again, and then scolded again. After walking around us a few times, the golden haired Taoist said mysteriously: Take them to the dungeon, keep them under strict guard, and if the thin monkey dares to come back and save them, they will be caught together. Be! A few Taoist priests agreed, and then escorted us in the other direction.
When we entered the room, we opened a door, and a dark passage appeared, and the Taoist priests escorted us down. It's a dungeon, and it's huge! The dungeon was divided into several separate cells, and Senior Brother Sha and I were arranged in two separate cells, probably because they were afraid of our cheating.
It didn't take long for the Taoist priests to take turns to bring down the food and eat it, and when I saw that they were eating with relish, my stomach involuntarily rumbled. What was that? One of the Taoist priests asked vigilantly. It's nothing, it's just the old pig's belly calling. I said with a smile. Then I asked if they could get us some food too, but they didn't even reply. It's time to go to bed, because I feel very sleepy, and the Taoist priests on the side are also heha Liantian. Finally, a few Taoist priests fell asleep before us.
Just as I was about to squint for a while, I suddenly heard Brother Monkey's voice: Idiot! Nerds! Very quiet. Then I saw Brother Monkey, and he appeared in front of us with a whoosh. As everyone knows, such a small voice was still heard by the few Taoist priests who were napping, and hurriedly asked: Who? In this way, Brother Monkey was discovered. Brother Monkey scolded, and then kept doing nothing and threw them all to the ground one by one.
But then it became a problem to find the key, because it didn't seem to be with them at all. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, you listen to the shouting outside, it's better to come hard, as soon as they come in later, it will be more difficult for us to escape again. There was a shouting sound in their ears, and I don't know how the people above them knew that something was going on down there. In the end, there was really no way, so I asked Brother Monkey to give me a relatively slender wire. Brother Monkey asked why? I said you just need to find it, and then you go to deal with those Taoist priests, and the old pig will naturally find a way to come out.
Because I used to go out and forget to bring the key when I was in Gao Laozhuang, so I invisibly practiced the unique skill of picking a lock with one hand, as long as there is a guy in hand, even if it is a strong lock will be opened. Of course, I only unlocked my door. Brother Monkey followed the plan and found a planing of pottery ears from the body of a Taoist priest. I said, "Yes." As soon as Brother Monkey handed over that thing to me, many Taoist priests rushed in at the exit, and the golden retriever Taoist was also in the crowd. Get him! The Golden Retriever Daoist also shouted, and after that, countless Taoist priests rushed up. Senior Brother Sha said beside him: Second Senior Brother, you are too exaggerated, where are there countless Taoist priests? Aren't there only a few dozen? The golden haired Taoist seemed to find that I was picking the lock, so he shouted: A few people in the past, can't let him poke the lock open.
So a few Taoist priests really came, so I couldn't continue to unlock the lock. It is estimated that the Taoist priest misunderstood the meaning of the golden haired Taoist, and the golden haired Taoist just told him not to let me open the lock, but the Taoist priest probably thought that I told him to catch me, so he tried to reach in through the gap in the fence and grab me. I saw it and knew what was going on, so I deliberately teased him and said, "You can only catch me by opening the cell door, right?"
When the Taoist priest heard this, he thought for a while, and probably thought it made sense, so he really took out a key from his waist, and then really came to open the door. What are you doing? The Golden Retriever shouted at the Taoist priest over there. By the time he reacted, it was too late, and he thought the cell door had been opened, so I rushed out with all my strength and knocked down the Taoist priest who opened the door. Seeing that he was about to put a large bunch of keys pinned to it, it was estimated that the key to Senior Brother Sha's cell was also on it, so I pulled it down and threw it into Senior Brother Sha's cell, telling him to figure it out by himself.
At the moment when I just threw the cell door key into Senior Brother Sha's cell, several vicious Taoist priests rushed up behind me, reaching out and grabbing my clothes. Of course, the old pig is not in vain, so I beat them all to the ground one by one without ten moves, unable to move, probably because I was in a hurry and worked harder. There were also several Taoist priests gathered in front of the door of Senior Brother Sha's cell, preventing him from opening the door.
Seeing this, I flew up and kicked down three of them at once, and the remaining one obediently dodged away when he saw that I was so powerful. Finally, Senior Brother Sha also came out, and we retreated towards Brother Monkey while greeting the Taoist priests who continued to surround them. Brother Monkey said: Withdraw while fighting. Seeing that the three of us had come out, the Golden Retriever Daoist looked very angry, so he flew up in person. At first, I thought that the Taoist priests behind him would also fly up, but it didn't take long for me to see that the famous hall was coming, and most of those Taoist priests were just standing there watching the excitement.
According to the plan, let's fight and retreat, although the golden haired Taoist personally took action, but unfortunately he is the only one who is fighting alone, and those Taoist priests around him only occasionally come up to help, so it is effortless for us to deal with it. We went out of the courtyard relatively smoothly, although a few Taoist priests tried to intercept us on the way in the middle, but they were all sent away by Senior Brother Sha without exception; I was helping Brother Monkey deal with the Golden Retriever Daoist at the time. When he arrived in the yard, it was easier to talk, and he was more handy when he used his fists and feet, so the golden haired Taoist gradually felt powerless. Taking advantage of the opportunity of the golden haired Taoist to dodge Brother Monkey's attack, Senior Brother Sha and I flew into the distance first, and it didn't take long for Brother Monkey to follow. The Golden Retriever Daoist caught up with him for a while, but he was not our opponent after all, so he gradually disappeared.
After trotting all the way for a long time, Brother Monkey beckoned us to rest for a while. I looked at the back vigilantly and said: Will the golden hairy Taoist catch up? Brother Monkey said: Unless he has chicken eyes, I can still see the big torch and my grandson.
I saw that it was dark in the distance, and it was very quiet, so I was more sure that the Golden Retriever Daoist had indeed not caught up. After resting for a while, Brother Monkey said that he wanted to sleep, and we were also very sleepy. Because when I was in the cell just now, I thought that Brother Monkey would definitely go back to save us, so I never dared to sleep too hard. Brother Monkey said that since everyone wants to sleep, then they might as well sleep for a while, and it is estimated that they will not catch up with the golden retriever.
Then we found a relatively remote place with a big rock, and then we nestled under the big rock and squeezed together to sleep. I was really sleepy, because I hadn't been lying down for long just now, and Brother Monkey's snoring came out before my old pig. When I woke up the next morning, I realized that the sun was almost in the middle, and I rubbed my eyes and talked about yesterday. After a while, Brother Monkey went out to find some food and came back, although they were all mountain fruits, but I also ate them with relish. After eating, we rested for a while and decided to continue on our way.
As I walked, I praised Brother Monkey for being wise and brave last night. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Where! Where! After walking for five or six miles, it seemed that the voice of speech could be heard in front of me. Senior Brother Sha said: Could it be that there is someone? Brother Monkey said that it is very likely, Senior Brother Sha, you went to take a look before. So Senior Brother Sha really stepped forward to take a look.
After a while, Senior Brother Sha came back and reported: Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, there are indeed people in front, as if they are plowing the fields! I ran forward excitedly and said, "It's all right, I finally have rice to eat." When I went up to the top of the hill, I saw that it was really a man plowing the field, and the shouting just now was the sound of him driving cattle. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you are so anxious, then hurry up and ask, see if there is anything to eat, let's get a little light. If I think about the old pig to ask, he must be the first to eat, if there is one. When I got closer, it turned out to be a stout man, and the muscles all over his body were so strong that my old pig was envious. So I respectfully walked up to the man and asked with a smile: "Brother, do you have any food at home?" The man turned his head to look at me vigilantly, and then turned his gaze to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha in the distance.
Seeing that the man was hesitating, I immediately learned the previous tone of Senior Brother Sha and said: We won't eat in vain, we will give money, give a lot of money! I put the word "money" more seriously. The man glanced at me, but did not speak, and it was a long time before he came up slowly. Seeing that I was not satisfied, Senior Brother Sha explained to me in a low voice: People have to finish plowing that pile, otherwise it will be more troublesome. I said that this old pig knows much better than you, doesn't Gao Laozhuang have the sweat of my old pig? Senior Brother Sha smiled and walked away.
The man chatted with Brother Monkey as he walked: Where did you come from and where are you going? It looks like an out-of-towner! Brother Monkey smiled and said: That's! Is that! We're coming from far away. Where to? The man then asked. Brother Monkey thought for a while, and finally told the truth: go to the end of the mysterious space.
Oh! I heard that we were going to the end of the mysterious space, and the man was interested. Brother Monkey was excited and asked, "Have you heard of it?" The man smiled and said, "I've heard that Master was going to take me over to visit!" Do you know where we come from? Brother Monkey then asked vigilantly. The man said: I've heard of it, King Kong is not bad, isn't it? Brother Monkey stopped talking, and the man stopped asking questions and continued to walk forward. After a while, the man asked again: Have you ever met a Taoist priest on the way here? Meet! Meet! Brother Monkey said. We've fought with them! I added. Seriously? The man seemed to be interested. It seems that he was also born as a martial artist, so it is not surprising that he is curious about fighting.
So Brother Monkey also helped and said: There is such a thing! There's such thing! Unexpectedly, the man's face suddenly changed: What happened to the fight? Senior Brother Sha said: It's almost like a panda. Yes? The man was taken aback again. I thought that this guy's reaction was a little too serious, it seems that he is not a Taoist priest, why do you care about him so much. Could it be that you have a relationship with them? Brother Monkey asked cautiously, and still backing away. It's not just related, we're brothers! The man said indignantly: You actually beat him into a panda! The man's face became more and more gloomy, and before I could say anything to comfort him, the man made a decisive move, and said while making a move: Today I will avenge my brother!
Alas! I had to sigh, it's really a narrow road! Who would have thought that he would be the brother of the Golden Retriever Daoist? The world is incredible. Anyway, the man made a move, first facing Brother Monkey, it is estimated that he thinks Brother Monkey is short and easy to deal with, so he chose Brother Monkey first.
It seems that he doesn't know that there is a saying "people must not be disgraced", isn't this a loss now? It is said that after about ten moves between the man and Brother Monkey, he felt that Brother Monkey was difficult to deal with, so he decided to transfer the object. In fact, Brother Monkey didn't make a move at all, he was just parrying him.
This time, the man pointed the finger at me again, and it is estimated that he will not be able to move when he sees that I am fat. But he also chose the wrong object, so after parrying him for ten moves, the man showed a look of embarrassment on his face again. Yes! The man seemed to have made up his mind to choose Senior Brother Sha, because he turned around and rushed towards Senior Brother Sha again. Brother Monkey shouted: Click! So the man really stopped. Senior Brother Sha said to him with a smile: "Brother, do you think you are my opponent? Even if you can beat me, will the two of them let you go? The man scratched his head, and then planned to leave very aggrieved.
Brother Monkey stepped forward and grabbed him, Senior Brother Sha thought that Brother Monkey was trying to kill him, so he said to Brother Monkey: Senior Brother, forget it, let him go. Brother Monkey said very resolutely: No. The man said aggrievedly: What do you want? Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun now gives you two ways to choose, the first is spanking, and the second is the palm. Is there a third way? The man asked with a sad face. No! Brother Monkey looked very resolute. The man thought for a moment and said, "That's the spanking."
Brother Monkey was about to make a move, but was stopped by Senior Brother Sha, Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, it seems that we are a bit of a bully in doing this, we didn't beat the Taoist priest before, but now we beat his brother, so isn't he a scapegoat? I agree with Senior Brother Sha's statement, so Brother Monkey was exempted from fighting.
After that, we went to his house and got a lot of food: two roast chickens, twenty catties of roast cakes, and some biscuits.
Of course, we didn't take it for nothing, Brother Monkey gave him a lot of money.