Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (56)

After two days of walking from the Canghai Dao Chief, the front was still a reckless forest. Because I walked mostly on mountain roads along the way, I only felt that my two thighs were hard, as if I was caught in something. So I couldn't help but complain, saying that I don't know how far away the end of this mysterious space is, why does it always feel far away? Senior Brother Sha didn't speak again this time, just looked ahead with a rather blank look. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't say anything discouraged, hurry up and explore the way, find someone, then you will have no complaints.

Then I walked for half a day, and I still didn't see a single house, but there was a large flat land in front of me, and there was a small hill in the middle of the flat land, which felt very strange. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, do you see that the cross-section of the mound in front of you and this piece of flat land is not like the word "mountain"? I thought for a while and said, "Hey, it's like that." Brother Monkey said: Hurry up, go to the front and rest for a while! At this time, it is one or two o'clock in the afternoon, so the sun is relatively large, so it can be said that "the sun is like fire". When he got closer, Brother Monkey looked very happy and said: Senior Brother Nerd Sha! Look, there's a cave here! Let's go in and hide, so that we don't get burned by the sun outside.

I said: Brother Monkey, you are covered with hair all over your body, where did you get your skin? Brother Monkey said: Cut! Idiot, you don't understand, this is called prescient again, won't the old grandson have skin when he turns back into human form later? Senior Brother Sha smiled, and then followed Brother Monkey towards the cave. The cave was dark and dark, and Senior Brother Sha looked a little worried and said, "Senior Brother, do you think there will be a Taoist priest living here?" Brother Monkey laughed and said: Senior Brother Sha, you are really scared by the Taoist priest, think about it, how can the Taoist priest live in such a place? As long as anyone passing by can get in, right? If I want my grandson to choose my grandson, I won't choose this kind of place. Senior Brother Sha nodded and said, "That's right." Brother Monkey got in first, and then asked Senior Brother Sha to go in. But it's a pity that Senior Brother Sha can't go in again after only half of his body goes in. Senior Brother Sha finally said: Senior Brother forget it, you can rest in it alone. Brother Monkey smiled and said, "Then what's so embarrassing?" Then Brother Monkey invited me in again. I said, "Hmph, you can sleep alone in it, the old pig doesn't want to squeeze you!"

After that, Senior Brother Sha and I sat down under a big rock not far away, although it felt equally hot, it was still relatively cool in comparison. Brother Monkey chirped crookedly over there, saying that no one was chatting with him. I said: Senior Brother Sha, don't look at Brother Monkey in the cave, in fact, it may be even hotter inside than outside! Senior Brother Sha said: That's it! Is that!

Just as I was chatting with Senior Brother Sha, I suddenly heard Brother Monkey's shout: Taoist priest! Taoist! Senior Brother Sha said vigilantly: Second Senior Brother, listen, Senior Brother is shouting Taoist! Could it be that a Taoist priest is coming? I glanced at Brother Monkey, but I didn't see a single figure, so I said very experiencedly: Don't listen to Brother Monkey shouting, maybe you just want to attract us to chat with him; Sit down! Sit down! Ignore him!

But as soon as I finished speaking, Brother Monkey's voice became more urgent: "Senior Brother Nerd, come here!" Taoist! This time, I really listened to it, and it didn't seem to be a lie when I heard Brother Monkey's tone, so Senior Brother Sha and I decided to go over and have a look. I was taken aback by the sight in front of me, because there was indeed a Taoist priest standing not far from the cave, smiling at us at this time, looking very sinister. I'm thinking badly, and I'm going to be a troublemaker again.

Seeing that Brother Monkey was still inside, I couldn't help shouting at Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, you are really, since you are a Taoist priest, you should come out to say hello, why are you still staying inside? You're not afraid he'll catch you? It is estimated that the Taoist priest heard my words, and he only laughed, and then seemed to want to say something, but was robbed by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said: It's not good, Lao Sun can't get out now, I feel like something is stuck inside! It's true? Senior Brother Sha asked. Then he stepped forward to pull Brother Monkey out of the cave. It seems that Brother Monkey is right, because no matter how hard we try, Brother Monkey's lower body is still stuck in it and does not move. What's going on? I asked. Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun doesn't know, but after seeing this Taoist priest, he suddenly found that his lower body couldn't move, and it was estimated that he had cast a spell.

Hahahaha...... the Taoist priest suddenly laughed again, startling us. I only heard the Taoist priest say, "Don't think you can come out of it." Who are you? I finally knew that it was the Taoist priest who was playing tricks. The Taoist priest said, "I am a red-haired Taoist cultivator on a nearby mountain, but you are the incorruptible body of King Kong who is about to go to the end of the mysterious space from Lingshan?" So what? Isn't it? Brother Monkey is still there with a hard mouth. The Taoist priest smiled again, and then said, "So you are really? The old body finally didn't waste his efforts; I heard that eating your flesh can increase your cultivation, so I want to try it. Phew! Brother Monkey said indignantly. Hurry up and release your grandpa, otherwise you will look good! Hahahaha, the Taoist priest laughed again, and then said: The mountain and stone above you are a total of 36,000 catties, as long as you can come out, the old body will naturally not embarrass you, if you can't, then you have to be sorry.

Thirty-six thousand catties? The three of us looked at each other for a moment.

Hahaha; This time it was Monkey's turn to laugh. In this way, the Taoist priest was a little confused, and asked: What are you laughing at? Brother Monkey said with a smile: It turned out that there were only 36,000 catties! Lao Sun still thinks you have cast some spell on this; Idiot Senior Brother Sha, get out of the way, Lao Sun will show this old man, otherwise he will think that my Lao Sun is eating dry rice! So I and Senior Brother Sha retreated to a place more than ten zhang away, and the Taoist priest didn't know whether it was true or not, so he also retreated a long way. Senior Brother Sha was a little worried and said, "Second Senior Brother, is Senior Brother okay?" Shall we go up and help? I said: You can rest assured, Brother Monkey was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain by Rulai back then, didn't he ever run out? How can this small hill be compared to the Five Elements Mountain? Senior Brother Sha thought for a moment and said: That's right.

I saw that Brother Monkey held his breath, and then he tried his best to break free, only to hear a "boom" sound, and then he felt that the ground shook the mountain, and then he saw the mountain above Brother Monkey move slightly. Hey, big brother, it's really good! Senior Brother Sha cheered. I said: Of course, this Taoist priest will be able to bear it later, and Brother Monkey will definitely open his ass to flowers.

The Taoist priest seemed to have heard us, because he was looking at us. Brother Monkey continued to break free again, only to see him flip his body in another direction again, and heard a "boom" sound, and then felt the ground shake the mountain, and then saw large and small stones rolling down from the mountain. Brother Monkey is so good! Come on, Brother Monkey! Senior Brother Sha shouted from the side. So I and Senior Brother Sha formed a temporary cheerleading team to cheer for Brother Monkey on the side.

The Taoist priest seemed to have green eyebrows and beard, and he looked very angry. Senior Brother Sha said: It seems that Senior Brother will be able to come out if he breaks free again. I smiled and said: Of course, Brother Monkey is Brother Monkey, extraordinary. Seeing that Brother Monkey was about to turn over again, the Taoist priest suddenly made a move! I saw the Taoist priest flying up, and suddenly threw a talisman in mid-air, towards the top of the mountain! Brother Monkey stopped his movements, and it was estimated that he was also confused by the Taoist priest's actions.

I saw that as soon as the talisman thrown by the Taoist priest fell to the top of the mountain, a stream of golden light immediately emitted from it; Then I heard a "boom" sound, and the mountain sank a little more, and even the gaps that had been broken free by Brother Monkey before were all closed again at this time. I see! The red-haired Taoist has only now really cast a spell on the mountain! Brother Monkey didn't seem to know much, because he began to break free again, but unfortunately no matter how hard he tried, the mountain never moved the slightest again!

Hahahaha, the red-haired Taoist chief laughed: Can you still break free now? The old man's thousand-pound curse is not in vain. Brother Monkey finally reacted to what was going on, so he hurriedly shouted at me and Senior Brother Sha: Idiot Senior Brother Sha, what are you still doing there? Don't stop the old man yet! Only then did Senior Brother Sha react and hurriedly flew towards the red-haired Dao Chang. The red-haired Taoist is obviously good at kung fu, because he actually got into a fight with us.

Senior Brother Sha made the first move, punching the old man in the chest. The red-haired Dao Chang has quick eyes and quick hands, not only dodging a heavy punch from Senior Brother Sha, but also making a move. Seeing this, I hurriedly pulled away, and Brother Monkey said angrily next to me: Idiot! Where are you going? I said: The old pig just wanted to sneak around his back and attack him, and now let you ask such a question, won't the old man know? In this way, the red-haired Taoist really knew, so the old pig didn't get his wish.

Obviously, an old Taoist priest was not an opponent of me and Senior Brother Sha at all, so he obviously felt powerless after not making twenty moves from the red-haired Taoist leader. Brother Monkey shouted loudly beside him: Hurry up and catch him, let him have a taste of this squatting cave. The red-haired Taoist is a smart man and knows the truth that "a good man does not suffer immediate losses", so seeing that he was about to be defeated by me and Senior Brother Sha, the red-haired Taoist hurriedly fled. I and Senior Brother Sha chased all the way, and finally on the edge of a cliff, the red-haired Taoist disappeared without a trace.

After searching for a long time and not being able to find it, Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, we are not familiar with life here, let's go back and look at Senior Brother and then find a way. That's all I could think about. Hearing that we failed to catch the red-haired Taoist, Brother Monkey looked annoyed and said that we were useless. I said Brother Monkey, you have two pieces of skin in your mouth to speak effortlessly, you have the ability to come out and try, that Taoist priest is amazing! Senior Brother Sha said: Okay, okay! Senior brother and second senior brother, don't argue, now find a way to see how to rescue senior brother. Brother Monkey said: This is not simple, you two should climb to the top of the mountain now, unravel the spell, and Lao Sun will naturally come out. Senior Brother Sha said: Without further ado, Second Senior Brother, let's go now.

After that, Senior Brother Sha and I went up to the top of the mountain, and after looking for a long time, we finally found the spell, but unfortunately no matter what method we used, we couldn't pull the spell off the stone wall, as if it was born there. Senior Brother Sha said: This time it is more troublesome, and I have to go back and ask Senior Brother to find a way. Brother Monkey said: What? Can't pick out a spell? Senior Brother Sha said, "Senior brother, it is indeed embedded in the stone.

Brother Monkey looked annoyed. I comforted Brother Monkey and said: Brother Monkey, don't be afraid, later I and Senior Brother Sha will go to the nearby people to ask where the Taoist priest lives, let's go directly to his house to take revenge, and then arrest him and let you personally unwind the curse. Senior Brother Sha said: Without further ado, let's leave now.

However, after taking two steps, I thought of a very important piece of information, that is, Brother Monkey can't move at all now, in case that Taoist priest comes back to attack him, or if there is some beast such as a tiger and lion to attack him, won't Brother Monkey be sacrificed in vain? Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said, "Yes, Second Senior Brother, you have thought about it so comprehensively. So let's go back and find a way for Brother Monkey, we have to ensure his basic personal safety. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, Second Senior Brother has considered it very comprehensively, we have to find a way to do enough protective measures for you. Brother Monkey also thinks that our idea is very reasonable, so he thinks of a way to see how to prevent the beast from approaching. Brother Monkey said: The Taoist priest is not afraid of Lao Sun, Lao Sun still has a hand to parry; The beast will not be able to come, and one hand will certainly not be enough.

After thinking about it, everyone still adopted my old pig's opinion, that is, to build a simple thatched house on top of Brother Monkey's head, the small kind, so that it can be used as a cover. Brother Monkey said: Well, that's a good idea. It's better to act than to move, and Senior Brother Sha and I both took action, and in a very short period of time, we built a half-person-high thatched house, and from a distance, it was basically impossible to see that there were still people inside. Brother Monkey said that you should go and come back quickly, in case the Taoist priest really comes back, it is estimated that Lao Sun will not support it for long. I said Brother Monkey, you can rest assured, with Senior Brother Sha as the supervisor, Lao Zhu's efficiency is quite high. After that, Senior Brother Sha and I searched all the way along the surrounding mountain roads that looked more "prosperous", hoping to find a family and ask them to understand, even if there was no food to eat, it didn't matter.

When it was dark, Senior Brother Sha finally found a house hidden in the bushes in front of him. In order not to "startle the snake", I decided to let Senior Brother Sha go alone, while I hid to the side and listened and watched, so as not to scare others, and eating was no longer important at this time.

Senior Brother Sha knocked on the door, and a woman came out of it, Senior Brother Sha greeted him with a smile on his face, and then told him that we were passing by, and wanted to know where the Taoist priest lived. The woman glanced at Senior Brother Sha vigilantly, then looked outside vigilantly, and then asked Senior Brother Sha vigilantly: What are you looking for him for no reason? He's amazing! What's a great way? Senior Brother Sha is interested. I heard that you can still go to the heavens and the earth! The woman seemed to be familiar with him. Could it be that he often bullied you for his misdeeds? Senior Brother Sha asked. On the contrary, he is a very good person, and sometimes he does not charge money when poor people come to him for medical treatment. The woman said with a look of satisfaction. What are you looking for him? The woman asked again. Oh! I also asked him for a pair of herbs. Senior Brother Sha replied. Oh! The woman agreed. The woman told Senior Brother Sha that he had lived in a cave at the end of the flat land in front of him, and that he had been living for many years, and that he could be found by walking along the main road outside. Senior Brother Sha thanked the woman, and then said goodbye, and then Senior Brother Sha said something, and then came back. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, go back! I said: Senior Brother Sha, you are really not flexible enough. Senior Brother Sha asked why? Why don't you order something to eat? We don't care, Brother Monkey can't move at all in that cave, if he doesn't eat for a long time, it will probably be very uncomfortable. Senior Brother Sha felt that what I said made sense, but after glancing at the door that had been closed, he said, "Forget it, let's find another way."

So we went back empty-handed, with only one message. Brother Monkey said that it is fortunate that you are back, and the Taoist priest came here once just now, but he didn't do anything with me, probably because he wanted me to be a bait and catch you together. Brother Monkey said that he was hungry, so Senior Brother Sha went to a nearby tree to pick some mountain fruits and fed them to Brother Monkey one bite at a time. Brother Monkey said: Don't delay for too long, you go to the Taoist priest now, and you must catch him back and untie the spell on it, since you can't open it. After resting for a while, Senior Brother Sha and I set off, looking all the way in the direction the woman said, and sure enough, we found the cave before dark, and there was still a faint light in the cave at this time.

Senior Brother Sha and I cautiously lurked over, and then began to listen to the movement inside. Inside, it seems that there is a person with red hair, as if he is eating. Senior Brother Sha and I exchanged glances with each other, and then rushed in. Sure enough, there was only one person living in the stone cave, the red-haired Taoist. Stinky Taoist, hurry up and let me go, Brother Monkey, otherwise the old pig wants you to look good! I said loudly. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, don't talk about it, go on! So we got on.

After a fierce fight, the red-haired Taoist finally fled in a hurry because he was outnumbered, and when we chased out, there was only a vast night outside, and there was no one to see. After waiting for a while, the red-haired Taoist didn't come back, and Senior Brother Sha said, "Second Senior Brother, let's go back to Senior Brother for the night, so that we can take care of it."

Before leaving, I grabbed two mustards and five or six steamed buns from the red-haired Taoist's dining table. After going back, Brother Monkey said: I'll look for him when it's dawn, and I guess he won't go back tonight. That night, we felt the taste of camping again, and it was very unpleasant. The next morning, while we were both sleeping, we heard someone talking loudly. I looked up and saw that there was a red-haired Taoist standing in the direction in front of me, and Senior Brother Sha was fighting with him! Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you are still asleep, I have already called you twenty times and I don't know how to wake up, hurry up and help.

So I picked up a stick on the ground and joined them in the fight. When I went out, I found that there were two more mountains in the open space here overnight, both of which were the same size as the one on Brother Monkey's head, and I wondered what was going on? But I don't have time to think about these issues, because we're in a hot fight with the red-haired Taoist. When I went to them, the red-haired Taoist was facing away from me, so he gave me a perfect chance to sneak up. So I raised my stick and threw it at the head of the red-haired Dao chief without hesitation. Of course, he didn't eat dry rice for the red-haired Taoist, so when I smashed it down, he turned around and saw it.

Of course, there was also a Senior Brother Sha in front of the red-haired Daoist, and Senior Brother Sha would never let go of such a good opportunity, so Senior Brother Sha also did not hesitate to punch the red-haired Daoist in the chest, causing him to take several steps back one after another. The red-haired Michichi looked angry, as if it was a very annoying thing that he didn't succeed in catching us. However, I guess it was because of the punch that Senior Brother Sha punched him. Yes! The red-haired Daoist rushed towards Senior Brother Sha with a look of anger on his face, from his left hand, so that he could prevent my sneak attack.

said that it was too late, and before Senior Brother Sha could fully react, the red-haired Daoist had already arrived in front of him, and he was about to reach out to grab Senior Brother Sha's collar, and there was also a movement of sweeping legs under his feet. It seemed that Senior Brother Sha hadn't reacted yet to the fact that the red-haired Dao Chief's body was hiding two opportunities for blows at the same time, because his attention was still focused on the Red Hair Dao Chief's fist. Seeing that the situation was not good, I rushed forward with an arrow step, squatted down and grabbed the leg that the red-haired Taoist had stretched out, but his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to the ground with a pop. Only then did I stand up and glance at each other with Senior Brother Sha.

Suddenly, the red-haired Taoist suddenly exerted his strength, sat up from the ground with a whoosh, grabbed Senior Brother Sha suddenly, and lifted him up, and then threw Senior Brother Sha to one of the mountains that only appeared last night. Before I could step forward to help, the red-haired Daoist had already flown away with Senior Brother Sha who was thrown out. I only heard a "boom" sound, and a puff of smoke came out of the hill in front of me, and then I heard a "oops" sound, and then I heard Senior Brother Sha's voice: Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother! I realized that something was wrong, so I hurriedly ran over, and the scene in front of me surprised me, because Senior Brother Sha was also contained in a cave! Exactly the same as Brother Monkey! I thought about it's a pity that this red-haired Taoist doesn't go to play basketball, and the shot is definitely 100% hit.

Without further ado, the red-haired Daoist was standing next to Senior Brother Sha at this time, and before I could pounce on him, the red-haired Daoist had already taken a step forward and flew into the air, and then threw out a spell, and then the spell fell on the top of the mountain above Senior Brother Sha, and a stream of golden light also appeared, and then Senior Brother Sha really could only not move at all.

Hahahaha, the sinister laughter of the red-haired Dao Chang suddenly came from mid-air. Stinky Taoist, if you have the ability, let's go head-to-head! I yelled at it angrily. However, the red-haired Taoist didn't pay attention to my anger, and he said to me calmly at this time: You better quickly find a way to save your two companions. I said: Stinky Taoist, if you have the ability, don't eat them first, and if you have the ability, you can catch my old pig!

Of course, my other purpose in saying this was just to test the old man's true intentions. Sure enough, the red-haired Taoist told the truth: Don't worry, the old body won't touch them until I catch you, such a perfect golden partner, wait for a thousand years! Looking at the triumphant posture of the red-haired Dao, I was ready to fly up and give him some color. It is estimated that the red-haired Taoist chief didn't want to be entangled anymore, so he flew away first.

I was about to catch up, but was stopped by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, it's useless for you to catch up, it's better to find a way to save me and Senior Brother Sha, otherwise you won't be able to deal with him with your own strength. I said that this old pig also knows, but the spell is like carved on the stone wall, how can I get it? So I sat down on the spot, looking like a failure.

After thinking about it for a while, I finally came up with a very good solution, saying that maybe I could save the two of you. Brother Monkey asked what to do. I said that this can't be said first, the old pig has to go up and try it.

So I climbed on top of the monkey's head. The solution I came up with was influenced by an incident some time ago. Some time ago, weren't we tied up by the Golden Wolf Dao Leader with a kind of glossy surface? As a result, I was unraveled by the urine of my old pig, so I thought that I could unravel some spells with a shhhh Of course, as for whether it will work or not, it will have to be practiced. So I shushed at the spell above Brother Monkey's head. Unfortunately, the spell didn't respond at all. I went down dejectedly, and Brother Monkey asked me what the solution was, and I was embarrassed to say it. Brother Monkey asked: Idiot, was it raining outside just now? I thought for a moment and said, "No." No? Brother Monkey said: Then why did the water drip from Lao Sun's head just now? I wanted to laugh, but I finally held back, so I comforted Brother Monkey and said: It may be raining, but the old pig's skin is rough and he doesn't feel it.

Things seem to have reached an impasse, and we don't yet know what kind of method the red-haired Michicho will use against me next. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't think about it yet, where to get some food first. In order to prevent Sha from being attacked by wild beasts, I also set up a simple tent above his head, using branches and hay. I picked some mountain fruits and gave them to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and then I sat there and ate steamed buns, which were the ones I took from the Red Hair Dao Chief's house last night, and I haven't finished eating them, but I didn't expect them to come in handy now.

After thinking about it, I thought of a wonderful solution, so I told Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey asked: What the hell do you say? I said, "Brother Monkey, why don't I go to the neighborhood and buy a few packs of explosives, and then put them in the cave to detonate him, so that you can come out?" Brother Monkey said: Cut. That night, I was sleeping, and suddenly I heard Senior Brother Sha calling: Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother! I looked up in a daze and asked, "What's the matter?" Senior Brother Sha looked very anxious and said, "Second Senior Brother, the red-haired Daoist is right above your head!"

Seriously? I looked back, and sure enough, I saw a dark figure standing on a large rock not far from me. Seeing that I woke up, the black shadow shook for a moment, and then jumped down directly in my direction. Brother Monkey also woke up, and Brother Monkey reminded: Idiot, you have to pay attention to what he has in his hands, in case he puts a spell on you to fix you, it will be troublesome. The old pig also wants to see a little more clearly, but the moon is dark and the wind is high, and everything around him is vague, not to mention that the old pig is still short-sighted, so he can't see clearly whether the Taoist priest has anything in his hand.

The red-haired Taoist was the first to make a move, but I cleverly dodged it; Another move, which was also cleverly dodged by me. Brother Monkey was anxious and said: Idiot, don't play with him, we still have to sleep after the fight. So I really got into power. The old pig is not in vain, so the red-haired Taoist will soon be unable to parry.

Finally drove the red-haired Taoist away, and I was almost tired. Before dawn the next day, the red-haired Taoist came to provoke again, and it seemed that he was determined to catch the three of us and eat together. But the next day I also drove him away. The red-haired Taoist came once that day, and after that, he didn't even come to attack us again at night.

At noon on the third day, the red-haired Taoist came again, and I became impatient, and said, "What do you want?" Of course, I knowingly asked that he was going to eat our meat. But I also drove him away that day, and almost caught him, and Brother Monkey said that if I moved half a step further, I would be able to catch him smoothly.

Of course, these things are not something that I can control, so I can't change their ending. After three days of tossing, the three of us seemed physically and mentally exhausted. Senior Brother Sha said: Alas, it seems that we have been eaten by the red-haired Taoist. Brother Monkey said: Grandma's, you must teach him a good lesson when you go out. I don't have anything to say, because I'm so tired. Just when I was in a daze and wanted to sleep, I suddenly heard Brother Monkey's "ah". I thought it was the red-haired Dao Chang again, so I jumped up. But when he got up, he didn't see the figure of the red-haired Taoist. I asked Brother Monkey what was "ah" just now? Brother Monkey said that he had come up with an effortless solution. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, let's listen to it? I said: Yes, as long as I can save you, even if it is a laborious method, the old pig is also willing to serve, let alone an effortless method? Speak up and listen. So Brother Monkey started to tell the story. Brother Monkey said: If it continues like this, it will not be good for us, right? I replied in unison with Senior Brother Sha, and seemed very resolute: "That's it! Brother Monkey said: Since it's not good for us, then don't stick to it, right? Is that! We still answer steadfastly. Brother Monkey said: In this case, since the Taoist priest wants to catch the three of us together, that is to say, only when you catch the idiot will he kidnap us out, and then get out of this cave, in this case, idiot, why don't you let him suppress you, and then find a chance to escape when he ties us up and drags us out of the cave? As soon as Brother Monkey finished speaking, Senior Brother Sha immediately said: Well, this is a good idea! I thought for a while and said, "This method is good, but if the Taoist priest puts us on the spot to correct the Fa, how can it be good?" Brother Monkey smiled and said: Don't worry, this nerd, no one will kill people in broad daylight, right? What's more, the reputation of the Taoist priest among the surrounding people is relatively high, so he can't blatantly do anything to us.

After listening to Brother Monkey's explanation, I thought it was indeed a good idea, so I decided to deliberately lose to him when the red-haired Taoist came to catch me again. It continued to happen on the fourth day, when we were finishing eating the mountain fruits we had just picked, and as soon as we finished eating, the red-haired Taoist appeared. I said to him righteously, "Aren't you going to catch my old pig?" Good! The old pig doesn't resist now, and the old pig gets into it by himself! After saying that, I really went into the cave by myself, and then I watched the red-haired Taoist come to catch me.

The red-haired Taoist chief stared at a pair of faint old eyes and studied my old man for a long time, and finally even put his hand on my forehead and asked: You don't have a high fever, do you? I said you don't care so much, come and arrest me! The red-haired Taoist didn't dare to make a move at first, and it is estimated that he has never seen a person who surrenders automatically like me in his life, when he still has the strength to resist. The red-haired Taoist looked at me in a daze for a while, and then said embarrassedly: You got into it yourself! Then I'm really caught? Brother Monkey's guess was very accurate, because after the red-haired Taoist dragged me out of the cave and tied me up, he really went to tie up Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha again. Of course, there is an essential procedure before this, and that is to remove the spell on the mountain. got their wish, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were finally dragged out of the cave by the red-haired Taoist and tied up.

After that, the red-haired Taoist began to escort us towards the cave where he lived. When we entered the cave, we found that this cave was far bigger than the one we saw when I and Senior Brother Sha came two days ago. After tying us to a pillar, the red-haired Taoist went into the house to make a fire.

After a while, the red-haired Taoist came in and asked with a smile, "How do you want to die?" The old body promises you without exception! Is it to look at the head and put it directly in the pot to cook? I said: It's better to see through, it's more enjoyable. The red-haired Taoist chief said that's good, I'll take the knife now. Wait! Brother Monkey shouted. What's wrong? The red-haired Taoist turned around and asked in dismay. Brother Monkey laughed and said to me: Idiot, you don't wake up, it's better to cook it directly in the pot! By the way, you can take a hot bath, otherwise even if you go to Hades, maybe he will still think we stink! The red-haired Taoist said: Well, you're quite right! During this period, I saw Brother Monkey winking at me, so I immediately reacted to what was going on, so I hurriedly said: Yes, yes, yes! It's better to cook it directly! The red-haired Taoist chief said that's good, I'll get you over one by one. After saying that, the red-haired Daoist was ready to drag Senior Brother Sha. Wait! Brother Monkey shouted again. What's wrong with that? The red-haired Michicho looked impatient. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Dao Chief, you don't know, although the three of us are three people, but when you give us King Kong's incorruptible body, you will match our breath together, unless you put us in the pot at the same time to cook, otherwise the effect will be greatly reduced. Seriously? The red-haired Taoist looked at us with a suspicious look.

Seeing Brother Monkey's eyes, I hurriedly replied: Yes! Oh, yes! Eating together is nutritious. The red-haired Taoist thought for a while, probably because he was afraid that it would be more fucked up if what we said was true, so he decided to follow our advice and put us in the pot to cook together. So the three of us were pushed to a firewood room at the same time, and there was a large iron pot in it, which was filled with boiling water.

The red-haired Taoist was about to go and let Senior Brother Sha into the pot, but Brother Monkey shouted "click". The red-haired Taoist said, "What's wrong?" Brother Monkey smiled and said, "Old man, can you make it convenient?" Lao Sun Pingsheng doesn't like to fall behind the most, but now you let me go to the pot first! The Taoist priest thought for a moment and said, "Okay, just fulfill your last wish." After that, he came over to untie the rope on Brother Monkey's body, and then lifted him up and was about to throw it into the pot. I closed my eyes, afraid to see the horrible scene. Ah! Suddenly, there was a scream from the front, followed by a "oops, oops" sound. Although I didn't want to see it, I still opened my eyes to see it, and what was exciting was that Brother Monkey was still standing there, but the red-haired Taoist fell into the big iron cauldron.

Brother Monkey took advantage of the fact that the red-haired Taoist was still struggling in the pot, and ran over to untie us with a smoke. After loosening our ties, the red-haired Taoist also got up and roared at us angrily. I said: Brother Monkey, you really have a way, if it weren't for this, maybe we would still be struggling in the cave now! Brother Monkey smiled and said: How can Lao Sun have a false name? Just as we were about to turn around and go out, we didn't expect the red-haired Dao Chief, whose whole body was already full of blisters, to rush up again, and at some point there was already an extra long sword in his hand. Brother Monkey said: Damn! I don't know what to do! Lao Sun still thinks that this is a lesson for you, it doesn't seem to be enough! Brother Monkey turned around and flew up and kicked towards the red-haired Taoist.

It is estimated that the red-haired Taoist has just been stimulated, and he didn't even dodge anymore, allowing Brother Monkey's three-inch golden lotus to sweep towards him. However, the red-haired Taoist is not a fuel-efficient lamp in the end, and just when Brother Monkey's three-inch golden lotus was about to touch his body, the long sword in the Taoist priest's hand actually rose to the challenge! Yes! Senior Brother Sha and I were stunned, and we both stood there with our mouths open into an "O" shape. Fortunately, Brother Monkey reacted quickly, and a somersault landed again, and the long sword slashed right above his head. Then the red-haired Taoist attacked again, and Brother Monkey shouted at us who were watching the excitement: What are you doing? Why don't you come and help? Oh! We reacted at this time, and then hurriedly stepped forward to greet the red-haired Taoist with Brother Monkey. As the saying goes, "the dog jumps over the wall in a hurry", it is estimated that the Taoist chief at this time was almost crazy by Brother Monkey, so the tricks are all fatal, and he looks like he will end up together. Of course, we will not die with him, and we have more important things than ending up together.

"The dog jumps off the wall" is more afraid, so the red-haired Taoist at this time also looks scared. No, not scared, but scary. But after all, there is only one person in the red-haired Taoist, and he is also an ordinary person, and he is completely incomparable to us, so in the end, I can't even bear to make a move.

Finally, the red-haired Dao Chang was defeated, lying on the ground and panting for breath. Brother Monkey said, "What do you say about him?" I looked a little distressed and said: Brother Monkey, you see his pitiful appearance, just let him go! Senior Brother Sha also said: Yes, Senior Brother, everyone is very old, so it is better to respect the old and love the young.

It is estimated that Brother Monkey thinks we have a point, so he finally beckoned us to leave. But after walking a few steps, Brother Monkey walked back again, saying that he must teach him some lesson, and we had to delay it for several days. Brother Monkey didn't ask for our opinion anymore, but asked the red-haired Taoist directly: You say, is it a spanking or a palm? The red-haired Taoist thought for a while and said, "Palm mouth." Brother Monkey is very strange, saying that people like to spank, why do you just like the palm of your mouth? The red-haired Taoist said: I still have to keep my ass for meditation! So Brother Monkey beckoned me and Senior Brother Sha to slap him in the mouth.

Eventually, the red-haired Dao Chief's face was swollen like a pig's head. Before leaving, no matter how I looked at the red-haired Dao Chang, he looked like a toad, and his whole body was bulging, and it was even more similar to the mouth that was now huge. Brother Monkey said that he deserved it, and Senior Brother Sha said that he was asking for hardship; I had no choice but to recite Amitabha Buddha in the south.