"Whoa-la-"

Hearing Wu Zetian shout, a large group of golden-armored soldiers instantly surrounded him.

"No, no, no, the empress misunderstood, I'm not an assassin, I'm Di Renjie!"

Di Renjie hurriedly waved his hand, and while waving his hand, he reached back and broke his face and said, "Look, it's me, it's me, it's me!" ”

"Yo, it's really you!"

Wu Zetian waved his hand, and a group of gold-armored soldiers immediately retreated.

"Master Di, what's the matter with you, why haven't you turned into a dead pig's head for a day!" Wu Zetian grinned, and the wrinkles on his forehead were squeezed out.

When Di Renjie heard this, tears fell on the spot, and he turned his head and pointed to Shi Jinlang not far behind him and said, "Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for your subordinates!" ”

"Don't cry just yet!" Wu Zetian got down from the dragon-shaped chariot, patted Di Renjie on the shoulder and said, "Come on, come on, tell me what's going on!" ”

"It's him! That's him! ”

Di Renjie got up from the ground, took two steps forward and pointed at Shi Jinlang and said: "Xiaguan came out to inspect the work today, and as a result, Shi Jinlang, the deputy director of the subordinate branch of the Demon Management Bureau, stopped Xiaguan's chariot on the street, and Xiaguan got out of the car to reason with him, but he didn't expect him to be beastly and punched at Xiaguan's face, and then Xiaguan's handsome face instantly became like this!" ”

“...”

Wu Zetian couldn't help laughing, then stretched out his hand and pulled Di Renjie and said: "Let's go, I want to see who is so bold that even my official can do this, I must preside over this justice for Lord Di today!" ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, I suggest that you be executed directly!" Di Renjie looked at Shi Jinlang, and his eyes exuded a vicious light.

"Sister!"

Seeing Wu Zetian coming over, Ah Li hurriedly greeted him and saluted: "Sister has seen my sister!" ”

"Ah Li's free body!"

Wu Zetian smiled faintly at Ah Li, and then his gaze stayed on Shi Jinlang's face.

"Sister, this matter has nothing to do with my husband, Lord Di ran rampant in the township, almost caused a stampede, my husband bravely saved the lives of an old man and a young man, but he was made difficult by Lord Di, and his husband slapped Lord Di twice in anger, which was really an unintentional move from above!"

Ah Li quickly recounted the experience, and then bowed to Wu Zetian again and said, "If Your Majesty wants to punish you, then punish your sister!" ”

"I said that I would be free from courtesy, and Ah Li doesn't need to salute anymore!"

"But sister-" (Initial launch, domain name (remember _ three.)

Ah Li wanted to say something, but Wu Zetian waved his hand to stop her from continuing.

"Lord Shi, do you have any disagreement with you about beating my official in the street?"

Wu Zetian looked at Shi Jinlang and said lightly.

"That's right, it's a hit!" Shi Jinlang looked at Wu Zetian and said, "What can you do with me?" ”

As soon as Shi Jinlang's words came out, everyone present was dumbfounded.

Ah Li and Xiao Qiao tugged at Shi Jinlang's sleeves left and right, signaling him not to talk to the empress.

The guards watching next to him looked at Shi Jinlang like a pen, who doesn't know the majesty of the empress Wu Zetian, this hanging hair provokes Wu Zetian's majesty in public, it's simply not too presumptuous. Update the fastest mobile phone: ://

Di Renjie, who was followed by Wu Zetian, smiled three points wider, he endured the pain and insisted on grinning and finishing the laugh. Di Renjie's heart is not to mention how comfortable it is, originally when he told Shi Jinlang in front of the empress Wu Zetian, Di Renjie was bottomless in his heart, after all, Shi Jinlang's wife Ah Li is a good sister of the empress Yi and Jin Lan, if Ah Li intercedes from it, I am afraid that Di Renjie will be beaten in vain, and now Shi Jinlang ignores the majesty of Empress Wu Zetian and provokes her in public, this is completely a self-defeating act, not to mention Ah Li, the king of heaven Lao Tzu can't save Shi Jinlang when he comes.

As soon as he thought of this, Di Renjie strode forward, pointed to Shi Jinlang's nose and said: "Bold Shi Jinlang, how dare you, the deputy director of the local branch of the Demon Management Bureau, talk to Her Majesty like this, come on, behead the public on the spot!" ”

"Whoa-la-"

Two guards with knives quickly stepped forward, one left and one right, ready to take down Shi Jinlang.

"Bastard!"

Wu Zetian, who had not spoken, suddenly roared angrily: "The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, I haven't spoken, is it your turn to advocate for me?" ”

"Don't dare!"

Di Renjie was startled, and hurriedly waved his hand to signal the two guards with knives to retreat.

"And you, get out!"

Wu Zetian turned around and saw that Di Renjie was still standing beside her, and she glared at him angrily.

"Your Majesty, even if you don't behead the public, you have to be imprisoned, sent to prison, and wait for the fate!" Di Renjie muttered in a low voice on the side: "This kid has collided with Her Majesty, that is, he doesn't take the entire Tang Empire in his eyes, and His Majesty can't condone him recklessly!" ”

"Do you still want to advocate for me?" Wu Zetian turned his head and glared at Di Renjie and said.

"The subordinates don't dare!" Di Renjie hurriedly bowed and groveled.

"Get out—"

"Resignation!"

Di Renjie was startled, and hurriedly retreated to the side, retreating is retreating, but he really couldn't understand in his heart, even if Wu Zetian and Ah Li's sister relationship is deep, this kind of collision with the empress cannot be tolerated, according to Wu Zetian's temper, he would have been beheaded to show the public, and it makes no sense that now not only did he not cut the waves, but drove Di Renjie, the victim, out. Starting

"Lord Shi, where do we seem to have met?"

Wu Zetian stared at Shi Jinlang's eyes and said with a confused expression.

"Didn't you just ban my feet a few days ago, why did you forget it so quickly?" Shi Jinlang snorted disdainfully.

The reason why Shi Jinlang dared to collide with Wu Zetian was because he knew that the Chang'an City he was in now was not real, and he couldn't be sure whether this was the Heavenly Illusion or the Earth Illusion, so he needed to make the plot here conflict, so as to promote the follow-up plot development of the Illusion.

In addition, Shi Jinlang had quietly asked Alice before he hit someone, and Alice's data seemed to have been modified, and she couldn't say what the situation was in at the moment, but the settings of the illusion archive were preserved, and Shi Jinlang could act arbitrarily here, once things were out of control, Shi Jinlang could go back at any time.

"No!"

Wu Zetian shook his head and said, "It's not a few days ago, I vaguely remember that there is a junior brother who is a rabbit!" ”

As soon as Wu Zetian's words came out, Shi Jinlang was dumbfounded on the spot.

Shi Jinlang's rabbit form has only been seen by very few people, and the person who opened the Weiyang Great Array is Zhang Liang, but Zhang Liang does not know this secret, except for Zhang Liang, Cao Cao and everyone under him cannot know this secret.

Now that Wu Zetian suddenly mentioned the rabbit, Shi Jinlang was of course surprised, because among the few people who knew Shi Jinlang's true identity, Wu Zetian was one.

"I always feel like you're close to me, but I seem to have forgotten something!" Wu Zetian stared at Shi Jinlang affectionately and said, "Can you remember it for me?" ”

"Evening!" Shi Jinlang winked at Wu Zetian and said, "I'll go to your bedroom to find you!" ”

“...”

Wu Zetian frowned, Shi Jinlang's words were a little improper, there was always a feeling that made people think about it, but Wu Zetian didn't think much about it, because the Shi Jinlang he saw a few days ago and the Shi Jinlang in front of her gave her the feeling that they were completely two people, Wu Zetian couldn't say what this feeling was, she always felt that some memories were lost by herself, but she didn't know what those memories were for a while.

"Okay, I'll wait for you!"

Wu Zetian nodded, then waved his hand and said, "Disperse!" ”

"Her Majesty!"

Empress Wu Zetian let Shi Jinlang go for no reason, of course Di Renjie didn't agree, so if Wu Zetian didn't cure Shi Jinlang's crime, wouldn't his two big ears suffer in vain?

"Get out—"

Wu Zetian didn't look at Di Renjie, and strode back to the dragon-shaped chariot.

Di Renjie covered his swollen fat face with both hands, messy in the icy cold wind.

Ah Li's face was not very good-looking, but she didn't say anything, just obediently came up and grabbed Shi Jinlang's arm.

A look of confusion appeared on Xiao Qiao's face, but this look lasted for a short time, almost in the blink of an eye, her mind was already dispelled by the joy of Shi Jinlang's danger.

"Xianggong is really powerful, even Her Majesty the Queen doesn't dare to take Xianggong?"

Xiao Qiao said, grinning at Di Renjie and grimacing: "Slightly, dead pig's head, are you angry?" ”

Di Renjie was so angry that he almost vomited blood and died on the spot, but the empress Wu Zetian had already given the order, and he didn't dare to say anything, this face was beaten in public, and he could only continue to make a fool of himself if he stayed, so he didn't have the face to stay any longer, and he got into his carriage and prepared to leave in disgrace.

Li Yuanfang followed Di Renjie step by step, when Di Renjie got into the carriage, Li Yuanfang stretched out his hand and wanted to help him, Di Renjie flew up and kicked Li Yuanfang out directly.

"Get out of here, get out of here-"

The shame imposed on Di Renjie by Shi Jinlang made him vent all on Li Yuanfang at this moment.

"Sir, don't you want me anymore?" Li Yuanfang stood behind Di Renjie and asked pitifully.

"Get out, how far away is death, don't let Lao Tzu see you again!"

After speaking, Di Renjie kicked the groom, and the driver didn't dare to stop, so he flicked the whip and drove the carriage away.

"Woo woo-" Seeing Di Renjie's convoy leave, the aggrieved Li Yuanfang couldn't hold back and cried directly.

"Yuan Fang, don't cry!"

After Di Renjie's convoy left, Shi Jinlang slowly stepped forward and patted Li Yuanfang on the shoulder.

"Lord Shi!" Li Yuanfang looked up at Shi Jinlang while sobbing and said, "My lord, he doesn't want me anymore, what should I do?" ”

"He doesn't want you, I want you, don't cry!" Shi Jinlang comforted Li Yuanfang like a child.

"Really?" When Li Yuanfang heard this, he said with a happy face: "Is Lord Shi really willing to take me in?" ”

"Of course!"

Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "The premise is that you don't cry anymore!" ”

"Okay, I'm definitely not going to cry!" Li Yuanfang grinned as she spoke.

"Wouldn't that be nice?" Shi Jinlang nodded, and then pointed to Xiao Qiao and Ah Li beside him and said, "This is Sister Xiao Qiao, this is Sister Ah Li, you will follow us in the future!" ”

"Okay!" Li Yuanfang smiled sweetly, looked at Xiao Qiao and Ah Li, and said: "Sister Xiao Qiao is good, Sister Ah Li is good, I am Yuan Fang, if there is anything that needs me to run errands in the future, just tell me, from now on, I will be your little brother!" ”

"Hahaha-"

Xiao Qiao stepped forward and rubbed Li Yuanfang's little head and said, "Yuanfang, why are you so cute!" ”

"I said that I can't hold the baby with one hand, bring it to me!"

When Xiao Qiao rubbed Li Yuanfang's head, he held the baby in his arms with one hand, Ah Li was distressed, and stepped forward to snatch the baby back from Xiao Qiao's hand.

Xiao Qiao stuck out his tongue and said with an embarrassed expression: "I'm sorry, sister, Yuan Fang is so cute, I couldn't help but want to touch him all of a sudden, but I forgot to hold the baby!" ”

"Don't even think about holding a baby in the future!" Ah Li pretended to be angry.

"No, no, no, Qiaoqiao is wrong, isn't it okay for Qiaoqiao to be wrong?" Xiao Qiao stepped forward and grabbed Ah Li's arm, pretending to be cute and coquettish.

"Let's go, let's find a place to eat!"

After coming out for most of the day, Shi Jinlang felt a little hungry, and it just so happened that he also wanted to find a place to take a good look at his thoughts, and everything in this illusion was true and false that made Shi Jinlang a little difficult to understand.

"Okay, Xianggong, Ah Li knows that there is a very good noodle restaurant, Ah Li will take you there!"

Ah Li looked back at Shi Jinlang and said.

"Well, okay, let's go!"

Shi Jinlang nodded, and then the group went to the noodle restaurant that Ah Li said.

Timo instant noodles, looking at the name is a strange noodle restaurant, Shi Jinlang has no impression of this place, he has passed by here when he was in the real world before, but he doesn't seem to have this noodle restaurant in his impression.

The business in the noodle restaurant is very good, it is the time of the meal, there are many diners who come in to eat, the owner is a middle-aged bald man, he is the only one, both collecting money and acting as a waiter, and he is busy.

"Boss, here are four bowls of Timo instant noodles!"

Ah Li was also familiar with the road, so he didn't need to say hello at all, he found an empty table and sat down.

"Ah Li girl is here, right away, let the kitchen do it immediately!"

The middle-aged boss recognized Ah Li and waved hello to her.

"Sister Ah Li, what is Timo instant noodles!"

Xiao Qiao seemed to be the first time to come to this kind of place, and she was still quite curious about this strange face.

"To put it bluntly, it's mushroom instant noodles!" Ah Li smiled and said: "It's just that this boss uses ancestral methods to pickle mushrooms, which are crispy and very delicious, so there are many repeat customers, and it can be regarded as a signature façade on this street!" ”

"Mushroom instant noodles, it sounds delicious!"

Li Yuanfang was already drooling when he heard Ah Li's description, and he couldn't wait for the chopsticks to be on it.

Shi Jinlang sat quietly in the corner of the table, his face expressionless, but his heart was already surging.

"Alice, are you there?"

Shi Jinlang contacted Alice through Zhihai, and Alice's voice was belated: "Master, I'm here!" ”

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