Chapter 596: Dead Pig's Head in the Illusion Realm

"Really, my sister is so good, Jojo loves her sister to death!" Xiao Qiao excitedly stood on tiptoe and kissed Ah Li's face.

"Okay, give me the baby, I'm really worried about you being so frizzy!" Ah Li glanced at Xiao Qiao, and reached out to take the baby from her arms.

"Why don't I come!"

Shi Jinlang was a little distressed, and reached over to hug the baby.

"No need!" Ah Li glanced at Shi Jinlang and said: "You are as frizzy as Qiaoqiao, and you almost fell to the baby last time you hugged it!" ”

"Alright then!"

Shi Jinlang shook his head helplessly, and then held Ah Li's shoulder, which could be regarded as helping her share some of the burden.

Seeing this, Xiao Qiao obediently walked to the other side of Ah Li, and also helped her by the way.

Ah Li held the baby, Shi Jinlang and Xiao Qiao accompanied Ah Li left and right, and the three walked side by side on the streets of Chang'an. Starting

The sky outside is exceptionally blue, the streets of Chang'an City are also particularly lively, the surrounding bustling flow of people is constantly passing past the three of Shi Jinlang, the sound of selling in the ears is clearly visible, the hawkers and customers are calculating for a penny or two copper coins, the children are holding sugar gourds in their hands and quickly patrolling in the flow of people, and the adults are chasing and shouting behind.

Everything is real as if it really exists, Shi Jinlang likes this atmosphere very much, if it weren't for the fact that his memory still remains, knowing that the current Chang'an City may have been occupied by the blood zombies, Shi Jinlang is afraid that he will really fall into this peaceful and comfortable environment.

"Sister Ah Li, do you eat sugar gourd?"

The three of them walked past a vendor selling sugar gourds, and Jojo Ha was all flowing out, and she turned back to Ah Li and grinned.

"Don't eat it!" Ah Li took out a piece of broken silver from his arms and handed it to Xiao Qiao and said, "You ask Xianggong if he eats, you can eat!" ”

"Xianggong, do you want to eat sugar gourd?" Qiao Qiao took the silver handed by Ah Li, looked back at Shi Jinlang and asked.

"Don't eat it!"

Shi Jinlang shook his head and said, "You can eat it yourself!" ”

"Okay!"

Xiao Qiao was a little disappointed that everyone didn't accompany her to enjoy the sweet and sour taste of sugar gourd, but she still couldn't resist the rich sweetness in the air, and she rubbed in front of the vendor and said, "Boss, bring me three strings!" ”

When Xiao Qiao bought the sugar gourd, Ah Li was teasing the baby in his arms, and Shi Jinlang took the time to sort out the messy thoughts in his mind.

Shi Jinlang firmly believes that the current Chang'an City is an illusion, but he is still unable to determine what illusion it belongs to, if Fuxi's Weiyang Great Array is arranged according to the eight hexagram attributes of the Bagua Array, then Shi Jinlang has now successfully broken through the total of Wind Illusion, Water Illusion, Swamp Illusion and Fire Illusion, a total of four illusions. The rest are the Illusion of Mountains, the Illusion of Thunder, the Illusion of Heaven and the Illusion of Earth.

If it is interpreted literally, the current Chang'an City does not conform to the illusion of mountains and thunder, and as for the illusion of heaven and earth, it is not easy for Shi Jinlang to be sure now.

"Xianggong, will you eat?"

Shi Jinlang came back to his senses, and Xiao Qiao was already standing in front of him with three strings of sugar gourds.

"Don't eat it!" Shi Jinlang waved his hand.

"I know you don't eat it!" Xiao Qiao smiled and said, "That's why I bought three strings!" ”

Shi Jinlang frowned and said, "If I eat it, you are going to buy a few skewers!" ”

"Then I have to eat four skewers, I'll eat three skewers myself!"

Shi Jinlang shook his head and said, "Eat less of this junk food!" ”

"I don't want it, everything that eats good is a good thing!" Qiao Qiao smiled cutely, and then quickly walked around to Ah Li's side.

"Sister Ah Li, do you want to eat-"

As soon as Xiao Qiao said this, the oncoming flow of people suddenly separated, and a group of people walked over with a swagger.

"What are you looking at, Lord Di is inspecting, get out of here!"

Rows of guards armed with broadswords shouted to drive away the crowd of people who had no time to dodge, and behind them were two tall horses more than one man tall.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way—"

The horses were very fast, and although the guards in front had dispersed most of the crowd, there were still some unresponsive people who were frightened by the speeding horses, and an old woman with a small child in the middle of the road froze in the middle of the road, and watched the two tall horses coming, and was so frightened that she stood still.

"Be careful!"

Shi Jinlang jumped away, grabbed the old woman and pushed him aside, and then jumped back to hug the child on the ground, but the two tall horses arrived in an instant, and Shi Jinlang had no choice but to pick up the child and turn his back to protect him behind him.

"yu-hiss-"

A shrill neighing sounded, and the front hooves of the tall horse soared into the air and stopped less than a meter in front of Shi Jinlang.

"Are you tired of being crooked?"

A small man wearing a fast catcher uniform jumped down from the tall head, and he walked up to Shi Jinlang with a scolding and said.

"Yuan Fang?"

Shi Jinlang felt very familiar when he heard the voice, and when he looked back, it was really Li Yuanfang.

"Bold, dare to call the name of this secret agent, don't you want to live?" Li Yuanfang held an iron wheel in his hand, gestured at Shi Jinlang's head, and then winked at Shi Jinlang, and whispered: "Lord Shi, hurry up, I'm afraid you will feel better when Lord Di comes!" ”

Shi Jinlang smiled slightly, nodded at Li Yuanfang, and then prepared to leave with the child, but unfortunately it was still a step late, and Di Renjie, who had a big round beer belly, had already gotten off the carriage behind him, accompanied by two guards.

"I said who dared to stop Lord Ben's carriage, it turned out to be you!"

Di Renjie seemed to recognize Shi Jinlang, he snorted coldly all the way to Shi Jinlang and said: "Lord Shi, I heard that the empress has banned your feet, Lord Ben estimates that the time is not yet, why do you dare to break the empress's ban and sneak out, believe it or not, I will tell the empress now and treat you for the crime of bullying the king?" ”

When Di Renjie spoke, a series of memories that did not belong to Shi Jinlang quickly poured into Shi Jinlang's head.

Under the big data setting of this fantasy, Di Renjie is still a celebrity around the empress Wu Zetian, but there is no door of evolution here, and there is no super management bureau, although Shi Jinlang is a director, he is not the director of the super management bureau, but a small director of the local branch of the magic management bureau who has no real power.

The so-called Demon Management Bureau is the Demon Seed Governance and Management Bureau, mainly responsible for the supervision and management of the Demon Seed, about a week ago, an entertainment agency supervised the construction of the Demon Seed in charge of the Shi Jinlang Branch Bureau was delayed for ten minutes, which made the Empress Wu Zetian Longyan angry, and he was about to drag Shi Jinlang to be beheaded on the spot. Fastest update on PC:/

However, Ah Li's identity in this fantasy is the sister of Empress Wu Zetian and Jin Lan, and Ah Li is Shi Jinlang's wife, so in order to protect Shi Jinlang, Ah Li personally came forward to ask the empress to be light, and Empress Wu Zetian thought that in the face of marrying Jin Lan with Ah Li, he was exempted from Shi Jinlang's beheading, but Jun had no jokes, the death penalty could be avoided, and the living crime was inevitable, so the empress Wu Zetian gave Shi Jinlang a trigger of a one-week grounding.

Today is the last day, but Shi Jinlang didn't know that there was such a thing before, plus his consciousness had just crossed into this illusion, and he wanted to go out to understand the situation of the illusion, so he took Ah Li and Xiao Qiao out together.

"My husband's affairs, don't bother Lord Jing Zhaoyin!"

Ah Li handed the baby in his arms to Xiao Qiao on the side, and then walked up prettyly and blocked Shi Jinlang.

"Ah Li, what are you trying to do with him?"

Seeing Ah Li, the anger on Di Renjie's face disappeared, and then he changed to a smiling expression and said: "If you had followed me at the beginning, you wouldn't have gotten into such a field now, and you would have to take care of your own children when you go shopping!" ”

"Master Di's words are wrong!" Ah Li smiled faintly and said: "Love does not distinguish between high and low origins, accompany the person you like, even if there is no meat bun to eat every day, the days are as sweet as honey, guarding the people you don't like, even if you eat every day, the days will be like a cage, and if someone grows into this kind of dead fat pig, even one percent of my husband can't compare, how can someone be embarrassed to ridicule my husband?" ”

"Are you scolding Lord Ben for killing a fat pig?" Di Renjie glared angrily at Ah Lidao.

"My lord, Sister Ah Li is not scolding you!" Li Yuanfang on the side hurriedly said as a peacemaker: "You're not fat, you're just thin and not obvious!" ”

"Bastard, where do you have to speak?" Di Renjie took a sip and kicked Li Yuanfang's buttocks, Li Yuanfang flew out on the spot and plunged into the fruit stall of the vendor next to him.

"In broad daylight, is Master Di bullying his subordinates like this?"

In the real world, Shi Jinlang is the director of the Supermanagement Bureau, and Di Renjie's identity as Jing Zhaoyin is below his position, so Di Renjie saw Shi Jinlang in a posture of licking a dog and kneeling and licking.

"Yo-" Hearing Shi Jinlang say this, Di Renjie sneered on the spot: "What's the matter, Lao Tzu teaches disobedient subordinates, do you need to take care of it, a poor little dick?" ”

"Heroes are born in troubled times, traitors are born in prosperous times, it seems that you are not a good thing!" Shi Jinlang smiled disdainfully and said: "It seems that I should teach you what is the attitude of being in the world!" ”

"Hahaha-"

When Di Renjie heard this, he seemed to have heard a big joke, he pointed at Shi Jinlang and said to the guards beside him: "Did you hear it, this poor little dick said to educate me, you-"

"Smack-"

Di Renjie didn't finish his words, and a crisp slap interrupted what he wanted to say next.

The strength of Shi Jinlang's slap is not small, although he is just an ordinary person now, but as soon as the slap went out, Di Renjie's fat face suddenly swollen.

"You-"

Di Renjie stretched out his hand and pointed at Shi Jinlang, his mouth just opened, and he slapped it again.

"Smack-"

Shi Jinlang shook his hand and smiled faintly at Di Renjie: "Just now, the left half of Lord Di's face was swollen, and the right half of his face looked asymmetrical, so I reluctantly helped Master Di with plastic surgery, and now it looks much better, it looks like a dead fat pig!" ”

"sahjdsajkhhjkqw——" Di Renjie covered his face with his hands, the swollen fat on both sides was blocked in his mouth, he muttered for a long time, but the person next to him didn't understand a word.

"Master Di, what did you say?"

The two guards beside him were a little confused, because they didn't understand Di Renjie's words and didn't know what Di Renjie wanted them to do.

"To Lao Tzu dsahjidhjsakdhjksa——"

Di Renjie pulled the swollen fat on his face with both hands, trying to make room for his mouth to speak, but because it was too painful, he pulled it and immediately let go, but the fat that rebounded back blocked his mouth again, and he couldn't hear the words clearly.

"My lord, I still don't understand, why don't you pull it for a while?"

"you MA!" Di Renjie flew up with two feet, and the two guards beside him were kicked out by him.

"Hack him to death!"

Di Renjie endured the pain this time, and finally said a complete sentence.

"Whoa-la-"

As soon as Di Renjie's words fell, rows of guards holding big knives rushed up like a tide to surround Shi Jinlang.

"Whoever dares to touch my husband, first ask me if the dagger in my hand will agree!"

Ah Li took out the jade-white dagger from the Jiuqu Finger Twisting Rou, blocked it in front of Shi Jinlang, and said loudly to the guards.

"Yes, whoever dares to touch my father-in-law, I will fight with him!"

Xiao Qiao rushed up with the baby in her arms, and she also looked like a righteous Ling Ran in front of Shi Jinlang, but the sugar gourd in her mouth had not been eaten yet, and her little mouth was bulging high, looking very cute and cute.

At this moment, there was a commotion behind the crowd, and only a sharp voice was heard shouting: "Her Majesty has arrived!" ”

"Whoa-la-"

Two rows of golden-clad and gold-armored brocade guards held golden spears, and the left and right rows quickly opened the road, and a golden dragon-shaped chariot slowly drove over under the opening of the gold-armored brocade guards.

"Hmph, the empress is here, I don't think you will die this time, right?"

Di Renjie glared at Shi Jinlang viciously, and then his eyes burst into tears, and he stumbled towards Wu Zetian's dragon-shaped chariot while wiping his tears like a wronged child.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you have to call the shots for me!"

Di Renjie stumbled all the way to Wu Zetian's dragon-shaped chariot, and then "poofed" knelt on the ground, opened his mouth and wailed loudly: "saghjdsajkhdhjsa——"

"Huh-"

Wu Zetian stood up from the dragon-shaped chariot, she looked down at Di Renjie on the ground and said, "Master Di, what's going on with your voice, why are you speaking so obscurely, I didn't understand a word!" ”

Di Renjie said for a long time before he realized that he had forgotten to break the swollen fat on his face, he hurriedly raised his head, broke off the fat on his left and right cheeks with both hands, and continued to cry and mourn: "Your Majesty, someone beat you in the street-"

"Who are you?"

Seeing Di Renjie's appearance, Empress Wu Zetian's face changed: "Someone, there are assassins!" "Update the fastest mobile terminal: ://

"Whoa-la-"

Hearing Wu Zetian shout, a large group of golden-armored soldiers instantly surrounded him.

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