Chapter 92: Tofu Brain Is Salty or Sweet
"You wait for me, it's not over!"
Ziyun was stunned at the time, and before he could open his mouth, he "snapped" and dropped the phone.
It is said that the 10,000 yuan was not enough for his medical expenses.
After another wave of rhythm, Lu Xiaodonkey felt comfortable, stretched his waist and went to sleep.
As for what happened to Ziyun and his grandmother's family, he didn't care, anyway, what he said was true, and his name was not written on the agreement, so he couldn't find his head.
The next day, Lu Xiaodonkey was sleeping soundly, and the door of the room was slammed.
"I'm going to die!"
Lu Xiaodonkey was woken up from a good dream, and opened the door angrily, no matter who was at the door, "cough~phew" A mouthful of thick phlegm flew out.
This night's fermentation, before I brushed my teeth in the morning, the smell was so sour.
Ziyun originally came with a sense of anger, but was poured clean by this mouthful of thick phlegm.
He screamed, covered his face with his hands, and ran back into the house.
"Sick!"
Lu Xiaodonkey muttered, and went back to the room to sleep, dazed, and didn't know who it was just now.
That mouthful of thick phlegm was also done subconsciously, he was fine, if he did it, if he didn't fight, he would have to lose money.
So it's just such a trick, not to mention disgusting people, it's not much risk.
After a while, there was a commotion outside the door again, and Lu Xiaodonkey almost went crazy.
"You TMD!"
While his mouth was brewing frantically with an indescribable liquid, he opened the door, and this time he had to give someone a bath.
As a result, as soon as the door was opened, there were physical education teachers and others standing outside the door, and all the people from Modu Finance and Economics gathered.
"Uh..."
The mouth was half open, and the cannonball was already discharged, Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly shifted the target, and a large mouthful of ** crossed an arc, crossed the face of the physical education teacher, and nailed it to the wall.
“...”
"Gross..."
Looking at the liquid that was still dripping down and pulling continuously, several people almost vomited.
Especially Ziyun, thinking of what happened just now, squatted on the ground and began to retch.
The physical education teacher took two deep breaths, forcibly suppressed the discomfort in his heart, and led everyone into the room.
"You go wash up first, and then let's have a good talk."
If you don't let him wash, you can't do it, looking at the bean-sized in the corners of his eyes, I guess I'm not in the mood to eat today.
After washing, Lu Xiaodonkey began to behave again.
"It's all here, why don't you bring some breakfast here, I want to eat crab roe buns."
“...”
The physical education teacher coughed twice and explained the purpose of his visit: "What, how can you treat Ziyun like this, can you talk about hygiene." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey looked dazed: "What's wrong with me?" ”
It's not that he is pretending to be stupid, just now after Ziyun took a shot, he covered his face and ran away, and Lu Xiaodonkey stared at him in a daze and didn't see who it was.
I only vaguely remember that after I was woken up, I spat out the door.
Ziyun exploded when he heard it, what kind of person is this, he just spit out his face, and he didn't admit it.
"You still want to deny it! You just threw up on me... Gott~"
It's just that halfway through the sentence, after recalling the slimy touch and strange smell, he retched again.
Lu Xiaodonkey's face suddenly realized.
"Oh, that person was you just now, why did you say you had nothing to do with me sleeping? I have low blood sugar, I'm nervous, oh no, I woke up too early, I'm dizzy. ”
As he spoke, Lu Xiaodonkey lay down on the bed, wailing constantly, looking like he was touching porcelain.
“...”
Looking at his clumsy acting skills, everyone in the room had black lines, and he was in good spirits when he was about to eat steamed buns.
Only Wen Yi, the stupid girl, believed it, and quickly took out her mobile phone to order takeout for him, and asked him whether the tofu brain should be sweet or salty.
Lu Xiaodonkey jumped up suddenly, changed his previous unlucky appearance, and said solemnly: "Of course the tofu brain should be sweet, put more sugar!" ”
Liu Jian pursed his lips and muttered, "The sweet party deserves to die." ”
The driver's uncle next to him glared: "Tofu brain salty?" I'm afraid you've mutated. ”
After a while, several people in the room joined in the argument over whether the tofu brain should be sweet or salty.
Even the physical education teacher was led astray and forgot the purpose of the trip.
It wasn't until Lu Xiaodonkey finished eating three big buns and drank a bowl of tofu that he realized that he had come to seek justice for Ziyun.
But Lu Xiaodonkey always used mental weakness as an excuse, according to what he said, he was kind-hearted if he didn't ask Ziyun to compensate him for mental damages.
The physical education teacher was stunned, turned his head and asked Ziyundao: "What are you doing to provoke him?" ”
Yes, after a long time, Lu Xiaodonkey should become a victim, Ziyun said the truth with an angry face.
After being scolded yesterday, he thought about it all night, and only reacted when he accidentally saw the post on the scarf.
Early in the morning, he hurriedly ran over and asked Lu Xiaodonkey why he uploaded the video to the Internet.
He received the money and signed a waiver agreement, and if he didn't get it right, he would have to return the money, and maybe he would have to go to court.
As a result, he was slapped in the face by Lu Xiaodonkey, and the howl attracted everyone who wanted to go downstairs for breakfast.
As the person in charge, the physical education teacher naturally couldn't ignore it, so the above scene happened.
Lu Xiaodonkey lit a cigarette, and didn't say anything about sending it to others, and said leisurely: "It's your business that you received the money, and I didn't confiscate the money, and it's my freedom to post videos." ”
Before he could speak, Lu Xiaodonkey picked up the set of arguments about protecting the rights and interests of consumers, and Ziyun was confused.
Ziyun's face turned red, and he held back a sentence for a long time: "No, you have to delete the video, and then call Manager Wang to explain." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey rolled his eyes: "I won't." ”
“...”
No matter what Ziyun says, Lu Xiaodonkey just doesn't eat oil and salt, and he looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
Still Du Juan was thoughtful, coughed twice, and gave Ziyun an idea: "Wouldn't you just give him some money?" ”
Ziyun reacted at this time, and said with a painful face: "I'll give you five hundred yuan, and you deleted the video." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey almost choked to death without a puff of cigarette, five hundred? What about sending Hanako? He rolled his eyes and didn't speak.
Ziyun gritted his teeth: "A thousand yuan!" ”
Lu Xiaodonkey still didn't speak.
Ziyun was anxious, jumped to his feet and said, "Don't be too greedy!" ”
"Five thousand, one and a half."
"What?"
Ziyun's expression is exaggerated, five thousand, what are you kidding? firmly stated that he would never divide half of him.
"I don't have to talk about it, I don't care anyway."
"This..."
Ziyun looked at the physical education teacher, and the physical education teacher still wanted to persuade Lu Xiaodonkey to come, but he also understood Lu Xiaodonkey's temper.
Just one word, pick.
I want him to make concessions on money, unless the sun comes out in the west.