Lu Xiaodonkey was lying on the Taishi chair, holding a teapot in his right hand, taking a sip from time to time, and holding a cigarette pouch in his left hand.

"Let's click" took a sip, and Meimei spit out a puff of smoke rings, and the cool ones were about to ascend to immortals.

At this time, a big face appeared above, and Lu Xiaodonkey was so frightened that he fell to the ground.

The teapot drums are all over the place.

Lu Xiaodonkey lay on the ground and sang: "Oh, my baby teapot, this is used by Kangxi, there is no one of 1.8 million, this matter is not over." ”

The big man panicked at the time, 1.8 million ah, how many elbows is this.

For a while, I was so anxious that tears came down.

"The fool let the madman fool him, quack!"

Hei Dashuai soaked on the sofa and told the truth.

Huahua walked out of the kitchen, first slapped the black handsome out, and then kicked Lu Xiaodonkey's ass.

"Pinxi 9.9 free shipping, or buy it with my account, why don't you say that Qin Shihuang used it?"

He rolled his eyes at the big man again, and said angrily: "Look at your appearance, you believe everything he says?" ”

Lu Xiaodonkey got up from the ground and threw the fragment of the teapot in his hand aside, and there was still a label on it that had not been torn off.

patted the dust on his hands, and said without changing his face: "Ahem, the big man went to clean up the ground, and he won't let you pay for it." ”

Knowing that he didn't have to lose money, the big man jumped three feet high and almost didn't reach the ceiling, so he said yes and ran away happily.

Hei Dashuai had just been pumped to the ground by Huahua, and was spewing feces all over his mouth, when he was kicked out by the big man.

opened his mouth and scolded: "Little red guy, I*you*, die on the street, Fake, Asi!" ”

Flowey was speechless, and she didn't know where the dead bird had learned it, and she had never seen it say anything good.

At this time, the old man walked in from outside the door, still carrying a bottle of Wuliangye in his hand.

Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly stepped forward to take the wine in his hand, and was about to push the old man out of the door.

"Look at you, as long as the ceremony is coming, why are people still here?"

“...”

Before the old man could speak, Xiao Luo showed his head from behind and smiled sweetly: "Little donkey, happy Mid-Autumn Festival." ”

Lu Xiaodonkey's face instantly fell, and he muttered, "Alas, there are two more rubbing rice." ”

"Smack!"

Huahua slapped the back of Lu Xiaodonkey's head and welcomed the old man and Huahua in.

shouted to Lu Xiaodonkey again: "Don't buy vegetables yet, buy more pork, don't pick and search." ”

"Reimbursement?"

"Get out!"

Lu Xiaodonkey ran out of the door in a gray manner, and before leaving, he dragged the black handsome who was squirting feces all over his mouth.

Riding a little sheep, a man and a bird ran to the vegetable market.

Hei Dashuai also put on a small helmet, stood on the handlebar and sang loudly: "This is the feeling of flying, quack!" ”

Lu Xiaodonkey's mouth "poofed" and slapped it, and his saliva made him black and handsome.

It's such a wonderful combination, that return rate, tsk, tsk, don't mention.

The old man riding a small sword electric car behind him looked strange, flew up with two feet, and chased after him.

"Young man, this bird is good, how much did you buy it?"

Before Lu Xiaodonkey could speak, Hei Dashuai turned his head and scolded: "Bird NM, stinky Sb, I lost Lei Laomu." ”

The old man was stunned, and before he could react, the black handsome flew to his head, and "it's a bubble".

Good guy, this bubble is thick and thick, and it makes the old man's face dirty, and his reading glasses are covered, and he almost didn't go to the side of the road.

Lu Xiaodonkey, take a look, is this still possible? The throttle flew up, and the little sheep flew out.

When the old man finally got up, where could he still be seen.

Hei Dashuai fluttered his wings, and finally caught up with Lu Xiaodonkey, who was already panting like a donkey.

That's it, still panting and scolding intermittently.

In the end, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, the water in the vegetable market is blocked, and at a glance, it is full of people.

Sitting leisurely on the little sheep, ignoring the angry eyes of the people around him, Lu Xiaodonkey desperately honked the horn.

As soon as the accelerator in his hand was tightened and loosened, the good guy would drill when he saw the cracks.

finally squeezed in front of a stall, and the big black handsome hair was all up, and it was inevitable that he would be scolded again.

A slap appeased the black handsome, and Lu Xiaodonkey shouted loudly to the stall owner: "Boss, come to half a catty of pork belly, fat and thin should be even." ”

Enjoying the envious gazes of the people around him, Lu Xiaodonkey's head was even higher.

Hmph, I haven't seen a local tyrant.

The boss jumped up from the chair with an excited face, this is a big job.

Rubbing his hands excitedly, he said cautiously: "Boss, do you want to pay in installments?" ”

"What installments, full payment!"

Lu Xiaodonkey took out ten coins from his pocket and lined them up at the pork stall.

"Wow, local tyrant!"

"Local tyrant, can you give me some fat? A little bit will do. ”

rejected everyone's group photo, Lu Xiaodonkey left the vegetable market with Hei Dashuai, and the half catty of pork belly was hung around his neck.

Everywhere he went, everyone cast envious eyes.

...

"Lu Xiaodonkey!"

When he got home, looking at the half of the pork on his neck, Huahua almost died of anger, and picked up the broom casually and beat him up.

Lu Xiaodonkey was thrown all over the house, and the pork was still dangling on his chest, slapping him from time to time.

If it weren't for the old man and Xiao Luo who came to the rescue in time, it is estimated that Lu Xiaodonkey would not be able to see the moon at night.

In the end, Huahua went out again, otherwise this pork was not enough for a big man to make a man-made.

As a price, Lu Xiaodonkey was solely responsible for today's food, and the others sat in the living room and played cards with melon seeds.

Listening to the laughter outside, mixed with the ugly cry of Hei Dashuai from time to time, Lu Xiaodonkey couldn't wait to throw the pot out.

looked at the braised pork in the pot, but in the end he still didn't give up.

Huahua also bought some hairy crabs and came back, this thing is simple, get some green onion and ginger water and boil it to live.

Glancing out secretly, Lu Xiaodonkey caught a crab with a thief's head, and was about to stuff it into his mouth when he broke off the pliers.

At this time, the black handsome appeared in front of him, opened his mouth and shouted: "Thief, come on, quack!" ”

Lu Xiaodonkey was so frightened that the crab in his hand fell to the ground.

A few people also appeared at the kitchen door.

The scene was very awkward for a while.

Lu Xiaodonkey laughed twice: "Do you believe me when I said that the crab did it first?" ”

“...”

This meal can be said to be a joy for the guests and hosts, and Xiao Luomei's eyes can't be opened.

The big man didn't care about talking, and kept stuffing food into his mouth, and if he choked, he picked up the five grains in the cup and poured it into his mouth.

The old man who watched it was about to have a heart attack.

Lu Xiaodonkey is the most unhappy, there are a number of crabs, and his one fell to the ground, so naturally he has no share.

I wanted to fool the big man into giving it to him, but the big man stuffed the crab whole into his mouth.

"Click" twice, and even the crab shell was chewed and swallowed into his stomach.