Chapter 7: Nezha
"The Ring of Destiny is in place, O man who has traveled through time and space! Are you ready?! ”
The unchanged initial lines of the game not only did not make Xue Fei, who had been in the game all day and all night, feel excited, but wanted to complain "I'm not ready." ”
A superbly rendered ink painting was spread out in front of Xue Fei and Qiao Ling.
[During the Yin Shang period, Chen Tangguan was the chief soldier, and Li Jing's wife was pregnant with a child, and he was not born for three years. 】
[Later, a meat ball was born, which was regarded as a monster, and was accepted as an apprentice by Taiyi Zhenren, and was named Nezha]
[Nezha was born with a supernatural supernatural power, infinite strength, and a stubborn personality]
[You two are the guards of the Li Mansion]
[Nezha made another prank today, causing the Li Mansion to be unpeaceful and was locked up]
[Objective: The survival of Nezha and Ao Bing]
"Eyes, eyes, I want to go out to kill demons, you two guard well, don't let Nezha go out again to harm the Quartet." A man who looked like Li Jing said to Qiao Ling and Xue Fei.
What? Does anyone know what it means to be very similar to Li Jing? The kind that is tall and strong, and has a sexy mustache.
The two also said unequivocally, "Obey." ”
Li Jing quickly pierced his armor, got on his horse and galloped away.
Xue Fei pushed Qiao Ling with his elbow, "Hey, why do I think this task is weird, Nezha Ao Bing won't die?" According to the original plot, shouldn't they all have to die? ”
"It's originally a myth and legend, where is there a certainty, how to change it, not to mention that no one discusses copyright issues with you about this kind of thing, so the magic is not unscrupulous. You let Nezha Ao Bing fall in love, and no one cares about you. ”
"Oh, Nezha Ao Bing? It's a beautiful scene! The picture is very strong, and I have already made up the scene where they climb into bed, ah! No, I'm so excited!! I can!!! I'm alright, what about you?! ”
Qiao Ling looked at Xue Fei, who had entered the self-hilarity mode, helplessly held his forehead and shook his head. In a sense, Xue Fei in Dead House mode is also very terrifying!
When Xue Fei was so excited that he began to call his aunt, Qiao Ling, who couldn't bear it, gave him a friendship punch.
"Collect your foundation that has nowhere to put it, and get ready to go on a mission."
"Yes, yes."
"The first question we faced was, should we let Nezha go? My personal advice is no, as long as Nezha stays in the mansion with peace of mind, he is the safest, and on the other hand, considering the several popular versions of legends now, Ao Bing and Nezha do not meet, and Ao Bing's life will not be in danger, so ......"
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Xue Fei, "Brother Qiao, this is your fault, think about it, who is the protagonist in this story?" Nezha, isn't that right! So we must follow Nezha's meaning! Besides, I don't think the two of us can lock up a character like Nezha in the house. While speaking, Xue Fei patted Qiao Ling's shoulder with a big grin, "Anyway, should we go over and take a look, what does Nezha look like?" Well? ”
Qiao Ling understood that when Xue Fei said words such as want or not and whether it was good or not in an interested tone, it meant that he couldn't wait to act, and it was more difficult to dissuade him at this time than to ascend to the sky.
"Let's go."
Walking into the yard, the two saw a very Nezha child with a dog tail in his mouth, a Erlang leg crossed, lying on the beam.
I know that some people may ask what is the very Nezha child? Nezha's image has a lot of elements, and the creation of each version is different, but generally speaking, it is small, tiger-headed, and mainly red.
It's still important to set this thing, after all, if you get a two-meter-tall, muscular, strong, and Terminator-like wonder thing, that piece of Nezha will blow your head off! (Too many elements, fog harmony)
"Above, below. I'm so bored! You two play with me! ”
"Master, what do you want to play!"
"How about kicking the shuttlecock?"
Qiao Ling, who wanted to leave Nezha in the mansion obediently, hurriedly replied, "Okay! ”
Seeing that someone was willing to play with him, Nezha was also excited, and a carp jumped off the beam of the house.
I don't know where Nezha came from, and the shuttlecock was beating dexterously between his feet, like a cute elf.
"And then." With Nezha's soft sound, the shuttlecock flew towards Qiao Ling at high speed.
At that moment, what Qiao Ling saw was not a shuttlecock, but a terrifying murder weapon with the ability to destroy the world. He had no doubt that if he let the shuttlecock smash it strongly, his health bar would instantly go to zero. At that critical moment, Qiao Ling flew towards his right front, barely dodging the terrorist attack of the shuttlecock, but even so, his blood bar still dropped by nearly a third.
The shuttlecock hit the wall behind him, smashing the hole in the wall.
"Look, why don't you take it! Ah! It's really, so disappointing for you. Nezha has already put all the unhappiness on his face.
Qiao Ling, who was shocked into a cold sweat, replied tremblingly, "Young Master, your strength is too great, the villain can't catch it!" Why don't we play another game? ”
"Okay, okay, what are you talking about?"
Xue Fei, who was afraid that Qiao Ling would die again, hurriedly answered, "Young Master, why don't we play a game of peek-a-boo?" Young master, you go to hide, and the two of us come to you? ”
"Okay, let's play this!"
Peek-a-boo has officially begun!
Nezha tiptoed to find his hiding place, while Qiao Ling and Xue Fei pretended to count together.
"Hey, how much blood did you lose from that kick just now?"
"One-third, it's really terrible, we're meeting people of this level now, is it really okay? Hell yes! ”
"It's not an enemy, it's clear that it's our thighs!"
"If you look for Nezha to play peek-a-boo, he will definitely take the opportunity to run out to play!"
"Nonsense, if he doesn't run out to play, how can he meet Ao Bing, how can he promote the development of the plot."
"Can't you live a little in peace? Obviously, if we drag Nezha here, we can solve the task perfectly. ”
"That's your fault again. Think about it, what are we playing games for? It's not for the sake of being cool, it's for the sake of being happy, it's meaningless to be persistent and win or lose for a while, just be cool! I want to see Nezha and Ao Bing fall in love! No one can stop me!! ”
"What kind of pervert are you! I'm also convinced. ”
Xue Fei reached out and touched Qiao Ling's head, "Obediently, let's go and find Nezha!" By now he should have run out. ”
Qiao Ling didn't slap Xue Fei's claws off, but rubbed them meekly, "It's good if you're happy!" ”