Chapter 8 I guess this is love
Xue Fei and Qiao Ling silently followed Nezha in this small Chentang Pass, jumping up and down and playing.
got into the sedan chair and scared the person sitting in the sedan chair half to death; Take a little candy man from the candy seller; ran through the butcher's shop in a hurry, and untied the butcher's belt with a big waist and round waist; Paint a large flower face on the corpse to be buried; He pulled off the helmet of the soldier standing guard and used it as a football, and ran around the streets; He pulled down the wine flag of the liquor shop and waved it desperately......
Xue Fei, who was following far behind, couldn't help but smile at Nezha when he looked at him, "This is the innocence of a child!" Look how energetic he is! ”
"No, no, no, this is not innocent at all, this is purely a bear child who owes clean up, okay?"
Looking at Nezha on the street, Qiao Ling once again remembered the fear of being dominated by the bear child, if he really couldn't beat Nezha, he would rush up to educate Nezha on the basic principles of being a man.
In Qiao Ling's view, the frequent emergence of scum and giant babies in society is that he lacked social beatings when he was a child, did not learn basic politeness, did not learn basic respect for others, and did not understand that making mistakes is a price.
After the town was basically turned upside down, Nezha focused on the seaside.
The Yin Shang era was completely different from modern times, at that time, the seaside and no one could be equated, where like the current era in the seaside to throw a brick, can kill ten or eight.
The empty beach didn't have so much fun for Nezha, and Nezha, who was extremely bored, had to keep throwing stones into the sea to kill time.
"When do you think Ao Bing will come out?! I was a stalker for most of the day, and I was bored to the point of exploding. ”
Xue Fei, who was bored, also began to stand and sit without sitting, the whole person was staggering, swaying from side to side, and from time to time he bumped Qiao Ling with his shoulder.
"Didn't you watch Nezha before and be so excited?"
"I've been watching it for too long, and I'm aesthetically tired." Xue Fei hit Qiao Ling with his shoulder again, but Qiao Ling didn't let him hit him like before, but dodged it in an instant.
Xue Fei, who had no expectation of this, instantly lost his balance and fell to the ground in a daze.
"I'm rubbing, why are you like this!"
"Huh!" Qiao Ling smiled with a sense of schadenfreude.
"You know I'm going to fall, but you're still hiding?"
"I hid because I knew you were going to fall for me."
"Wow wow, you actually treat me like this, you don't love me anymore."
I have to say that an old man like Xue Fei maliciously sells cuteness, and his lethality is first-class strong, and a guy like Rao is Qiao Ling, who has been messing with him for many years, almost couldn't hold back a mouthful of old blood spraying on the ground.
"How far can you roll me out, I've never loved you, okay?!"
"Cut!" Xue Fei, who got cheap and bought well, patted the ash on his buttocks, and moved his voyeur point forward a little more arrogantly.
Just when Xue Fei thought that he was going to wait on the beach all the time, the sea suddenly surged.
The waves spread out and converged again, and rotated at a certain constant speed, until finally the waves formed a sea lotus, and in the center of the lotus was a man with a delicate face, dressed in a white robe, full of the smell of books, and on his forehead there were two delicate light blue horns.
The man glanced over and saw Nezha throwing stones on the beach, and frowned slightly.
The waves swelled forward, sending the man standing on the sea lotus to the shore.
Xue Fei, who didn't know what kind of expression to use to express his emotions, pointed at the man in the sea with his finger, "Hey, this... That's too handsome, isn't it? Is that Ao Bing?! ”
"Well, it's pretty handsome."
"More handsome than you."
Xue Fei's head instantly received an iron fist of justice, "What do you mean to be more handsome than me?" Well? Explain the explanation? What the! Call! than me! It's handsome! Yes!!! ”
[I forgot to say, in the setting, Qiao Ling is a handsome guy with a very decadent artist atmosphere of more than one meter and eight meters (please make up your own brain for the specific shape)]
After feeling the anger from the handsome guy, Xue Fei had no choice but to hug his head and beg for mercy, "I was wrong, I was wrong, our family Qiao Ling is the most handsome!" ”
The man came to the shore and walked quickly to Nezha's side, "Are you constantly throwing things into the sea?" ”
"Huh? Well. I did it. "Nezha is still arrogant and not afraid of heaven and earth.
The man was very dissatisfied with his attitude, but his tone was still gentle, "It's not good for you to be like this, you must know that there is also life in the sea, and the impact of the stone you throw is very strong, and it will hurt the creatures in the sea." I happened to be in the vicinity today, so there were no casualties, but I can't be around all the time, so can I ask you to stop throwing stones into the sea? I think your parents should have taught you not to do things that would cause annoyance to others. ”
When the word "parent" came out of the man's mouth, Nezha's face changed, "No road race, no road race, no road race, no road race!" [Alas! Why did Nezha make the voice of Rie Nailiya, of course, it was the author's bad taste.
Nezha jumped up and grabbed the man's collar, because the man was much taller than Nezha, so a picture of a man bending over and looking at Nezha condescendingly appeared in an instant, which was simply a beautiful painting. "Master tells you, you can do whatever you want, you can't care!"
"It's not good for you to be like this, if you don't know what politeness is, then I'll teach you what politeness is." Even if he said such a slightly tough words, the man still seemed so humble and polite.
"Yo?" Nezha's face was full of provocation, "Want to fight? Accompanied by the master! ”
As he spoke, Nezha punched out with a right punch.
The man's arm swung from the inside of his body into Nezha's fist, blocking the punch.
Nezha didn't panic at all when his fist was blocked, and took advantage of his size to quickly change his moves, and beat around the man like a small spinning top.
The man was also unambiguous, changing his body shape with the frequency of Nezha's attacks, blocking all of Nezha's attacks without leaking.
From a distance, the two people's offensive and defensive changes looked like a dance of red and white.
Looking at the scenes in the distance, Xue Fei danced excitedly, unable to speak, and could only make some whining onomatopoeia.
"Calm down."
"Woo woo woo ......"
For Xue Fei, who was about to lose his mind, Qiao Ling had no choice but to send another iron fist of love, "You give me a little normal!" ”
"It's love! It's love!! Yes! I'm going to die! I can! It's so sweet! ”
Qiao Ling sighed dejectedly, and decided to give up to understand Xue Fei's inner world, obviously he was in trouble and then was found by someone, and the plot of the fight was not in agreement, where is there any love? ?
Could it be that this kind of person's eyes come with their own BL filters?