Chapter 56: Admiral Wushuang, Big Man
Li Shun handed him a cigarette, he glanced at it, and said disgustedly: "Hehe, I can't get used to smoking anything less than twenty yuan." ”
As he spoke, he took out a pack of Hibiscus King from his pocket, and didn't say anything about giving one to Li Shun.
Li Shun had no choice but to withdraw his hand.
At this moment, a loud shout suddenly came from outside the door: "Whoever hit my brother, get out!" ”
Wang Wei was lighting a cigarette, and was so frightened by this roar that his nose hair was burned.
Lu Xiaodonkey was being dragged by her aunt to educate her, and when she heard the sound at the door, she hurriedly ran out and opened the door: "Big man, I'm here!" ”
"Brother, how are you!"
Lu Xiaodonkey said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, you are here, if you don't come, I will be beaten to death." ”
As soon as he turned around, he showed the big man the back that he had deliberately not slapped off the dust just now.
The big man looked at it, was anxious, and raised the bicycle above his head: "Brother, where is he, I'll kill him." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey pointed into the house: "It's right there!" ”
Wang Wei kept secretly looking at the door, and when he saw the big man's black bear blind body, he was already stupid.
When I saw him at this moment, I was so frightened that I turned my head and ran.
Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly shouted behind him: "It's him, chase after him!" ”
The big man rushed up with his bicycle, but the door opened a small opening, and the bicycle he was holding horizontally in his hand was directly taken down.
Seeing that the big man still wanted to turn back, Lu Xiaodonkey kicked him in the ass: "What else do you want a bicycle!" ”
Big people can't do anything else, and the ability to execute is one top one.
He didn't even care about the only means of transportation in the house, and the whole person rushed into the house like a tank.
Li Shun looked stupid, should he stop them?
As soon as he arrived in the yard, he saw Wang Wei running out of the back door, and with a wave of Lu Xiaodonkey's hand, the big man rushed over.
"Don't run, labor and management will kill you!"
When my aunt's family heard this, they were so anxious that they couldn't do it, did they really find someone?
But looking at the big man, he didn't dare to go up and stop him, Lu Xiaodonkey ran fast again, so he could only chase them out.
Wang Wei was in a hurry, locked the door from the outside, leaned against the door and panted, and smiled proudly: "Hehe, little sample, fight with me." ”
Everyone saw the big man roar, put his thick arm in front of him, and the whole person hit the wooden door like a cannonball!
"Bang!"
Before Wang Wei could catch his breath, the whole person was like a sack, knocked away by the wooden door, and fell into the fish pond at the door.
"Ahh Wang wei! ”
The eldest cousin is going crazy, what is the situation.
Wang Wei is not too stupid, he can swim, and he hurriedly wants to swim to the shore.
As soon as I reached the shore and was climbing up, I saw a huge shadow in front of me.
When he looked up at his height of nearly two meters, he screamed, turned around and swam across the river.
Seeing this, Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly picked up a wooden stick, ran to the opposite side, and commanded the big man: "If he dares to come up, beat him!" ”
"Don't worry, brother, I have to kill him today and give you anger!"
Before Wang Wei arrived on the other side, he saw Lu Xiaodonkey waiting for him with a stick, and a big man was eyeing him behind him.
No matter which direction Wang Wei swam, the big man could always arrive in advance, and Lu Xiaodonkey ran two laps, and when he was tired, he squatted on the shore, smoking a cigarette and waiting for him.
At this time, the weather was already a little cold, Wang Wei soaked in the water for a while, and the whole person was so cold that his teeth chattered.
Fortunately, he is a fat man and frost-resistant, otherwise he would have burped by this time.
The eldest cousin was so anxious that she yelled at Lu Xiaodonkey: "You don't know that he is your cousin-in-law, let him come up." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey was lying on the side, smoking a cigarette and not speaking, saying that this little sun was comfortable.
No matter how his cousin shouted, Lu Xiaodonkey pretended not to hear it.
Li Shun followed behind, looking anxious, in fact, he didn't want to mention how beautiful it was.
"My wife's cousin is fierce, and I can't mess with him in the future."
It was consumed like this until Lu Xiaodonkey felt hungry, and only then did he agree to let Wang Wei go ashore under the persuasion of his aunt.
The big man came to Lu Xiaodonkey's side and said with an unconvinced face: "Brother, I have eaten, and I can spend time with him until dark." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey rolled his eyes, and when it got dark, it was estimated that he could collect Wang Wei's body.
Look at the unlucky kid's face that is cold, and his face is blue.
Wang Wei went ashore and pointed at Lu Xiaodonkey angrily: "You wait!" ”
Lu Xiaodonkey was taken aback, is this kid not good at brain or what, he dares to provoke him before his clothes are dry?
Sure enough, the big man was angry first, his eyes widened, he picked up the big wooden stick next to him, and ran to Wang Wei.
Looking at his momentum, Wang Wei didn't doubt at all that this guy really dared to smash on him, so he screamed in fright and ran into the house.
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At the dinner table, Wang Wei glared at Lu Xiaodonkey with a resentful expression, he didn't dare to look at the big man, for fear that this guy would suddenly burst out and kill him.
My uncle found a few men from the village to come over to accompany the wine and let the two resolve the conflict.
People have given enough face, and Lu Xiaodonkey is naturally happy to go down the stairs, after all, this is his aunt's house, and it is not suitable to make too much trouble.
took out the Chinese and scattered one by one, and when it was Wang Wei's turn, the box happened to be empty.
Looking at Wang Wei's fly-like expression, Lu Xiaodonkey smiled: "Look at your stinginess, you treat me as you, Huahua, go and take out the cigarettes in the car." ”
My aunt hurriedly followed: "I didn't see your electric car just now, this kid, I'm not afraid of being stolen when I park outside." ”
Wang Wei's mood was balanced in an instant, and he said in a weird manner: "Hey, the car I just bought, the oil is so expensive." ”
As he spoke, he put the car keys on the table.
Lu Xiaodonkey rolled his eyes and ignored him.
The eldest cousin also followed aside and said: "Now the traffic jam in the magic capital is too serious, I knew that it was better not to buy it, it cost 150,000 yuan." ”
A table of people praised one after another: "Or is your Xiaowei capable, and he gets seven or eight thousand a month, right?" ”
Wang Wei pretended to smile: "Sitting in the office, there is nothing to do, 12,000 a month." ”
My cousin pretended to be indifferent and said, "By the way, what have you been doing lately, little donkey, or I'll find you a relationship and enter the factory, it's five or six thousand a month." ”
Wang Wei hurriedly said: "Don't take care of everything, what if he can't do it, although I am a director, the impact is not good." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey just wanted to tell the big man to lift the table, but Huahua came back: "Don't bother you, the little donkey is his own boss, more than one million a month." ”
As he spoke, he also threw the key to the Mercedes-Benz on the table, and threw all the Chinese in his arms to Lu Xiaodonkey.
Lu Xiaodonkey was taken aback: "Where did I get more than one million, it's almost the same for the two of us to add one." ”